Unofficial History of Emperor Wuzong of the Ming Dynasty

Speaking of which, the night before, Emperor Zhengde and Jiang Bin were startled when they saw Wu Ping'er who came to visit rashly.One day, the concubine who just married into the palace came to the emperor's bedroom on the wedding night of the bridal chamber?Although the atmosphere in this dynasty is open, there are many places for fireworks, and most men like to steal food outside, but women from good families still hold the belief that "starving to death is a small matter, but injustice is a big matter", and would rather stay alone than let the neighbors neighbor joke.

"It seems impolite for the princess to come here in the middle of the night..." Seeing that Emperor Zhengde remained calm, Jiang Bin blocked the doorway and said.

Wu Ping'er smiled, and let out a cloud of white air: "On the wedding night in the bridal chamber, I met an old friend in a foreign land. Today, Erxi has taken it all." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to Emperor Zhengde and said, "Wu Qin, crossing in [-] .”

After being taken aback for a moment, Emperor Zhengde suddenly pulled him in and closed the door, saying, "How do you know...?"

"The emperor is very familiar with the words, but he is not sure, so he came to ask."

"Cheng Meng, reborn." Emperor Zhengde took the hand that Wu Ping'er extended again.

"Tsk——Mr. Cheng has such a good life. He was reborn as an emperor, unlike me..." Wu Ping'er sighed.

"Isn't this also married to a prince?"

"I don't want to be a widow."

Emperor Zhengde laughed when he heard this: "Take a step to speak?"

Thus, there is a bridge where Wu Wangfei seeks Wu Taiyi.

After Wu Jie revealed her identity, Wu Jie had a secret talk with her after she came to the garden rockery.After Wu Ping'er explained how she met Emperor Zhengde last night, she cut to the chase and said, "You should know why the prince married me."

Wu Jie didn't say a word, just listened to Wu Ping'er continue: "The arrow is on the line now, but you and I work together, maybe we can teach him to change his mind. After the matter is done, persuade him to divorce me, and then find me a good husband's family." .”

Wu Jie was quite surprised by Wu Ping'er's request.

Such a smart and tactful woman, what she wants is just the plainness of a husband and a child?Wu Ping'er also seemed to see Wu Jie's doubts, and said with a calm smile: "Everyone has his own ambitions. In the past, he was too strong, but he was left alone. Now he should cherish it."

Wu Jie nodded thoughtfully after hearing this.

"Mr. Wu agrees?"

"What is the princess planning to do?"

"Wait for me to observe for a while."

The ups and downs of King Ning's mansion were lively for a few days, and it was discovered that the newly married Lord Ning's complexion was getting worse and worse.The reason starts from the third day after King Ning's wedding.That day, King Ning Zhu Chenhao listened to the ancestral hall and ceremonies about the arrangement of burning incense to worship heaven and earth and offering sacrifices to the ancestors on the first day, and checked the list of New Year's gifts, then went to the Yuandian to listen to Zhang Chong's report on the military training.As usual, Zhu Chenhao wanted to take a detour to see his precious son.Usually at this time, when Zhu Chenhao came quietly, he saw Wu Jie holding the little rabbit in the sun in Furong Pavilion, but today, he saw Wu Jie holding the little rabbit sitting on the gooseneck armchair from a distance. , next to him is the princess Wu Ping'er who has just entered the mansion.Wu Ping'er didn't shy away from it at all, his servants stood by, he still talked and laughed happily with Wu Jie, and even teased the smug little rabbit from time to time.

Zhu Chenhao, who was put on a cuckold, turned his head and left in a fit of anger, and asked Dianyi to find Wu Ping'er that night.After Dianyi preached the way of being a woman, Wu Ping'er only replied: "It seems that the person who had an affair with Imperial Physician Wu was not a concubine..."

Dianyi choked.Indeed, when the prince of his family fell ill, it was commonplace for him to be held in his arms by Wu Taiyi, pressed on the table, pressed on the tree and kissed.Hundreds of people in the whole palace saw it, and the princess knew that it was only a matter of time, so she returned home without a feather.

The next day, the whole palace still saw the concubine who slept with King Ning in a separate room, and the picturesque doctor Wu holding the little rabbit talking and laughing in the courtyard. Made several new dishes.But what Zhu Chenhao didn't know was that the content of the conversation between the two was roughly like this: "Look here?"

"I've been staring at you for a long time!"

"Meng Yu come here again!"

"Doctor Wu, it's a bit crowded..."

"If you squeeze, there will be a ditch."

"Don't bring bad kids!"

"You will have some if you squeeze."

"What am I going to do?"

"Let the prince capsize in the ditch."

"..."

In the end, the three cooked five dishes under the guidance of Master Song, and when the dishes were served, King Ning did not come for a long time.The little rabbit sat uneasily, stretching its neck to look around.Wu Ping'er asked the servant girl to invite her three times to no avail, she rolled her eyes and said to the little rabbit beside her, "Little Tangqiu, why don't you invite your father?"

The tightly wrapped little rabbit looked at Wu Ping'er, then at Wu Jie, lowered his eyes and said, "Father won't answer me..."

Wu Ping'er smiled and nodded the little rabbit's nose: "The stepmother taught you a nirvana!"

After a while, the little rabbit Zhu Mengyu came to the gate of the Yuan Temple with his tail bouncing.After being notified, the little rabbit was able to enter the palace. The expressions of the two burly men and a cold-faced King Ning changed at the same time when they saw the little rabbit coming in.

The little rabbit is wearing a set of fluffy pink bunny one-piece pajamas, with two short rabbit ears on its head, a white belly on its chest, and a furball tail behind it.This is the trump card that Wu Ping'er and Wu Jie sewed together. I wanted to take it out later, but Wu Ping'er said that it is better to hit the sun than choose the day.Then the transformed baby bunny blinked its big eyes and stood in front of the dazed big rabbit, raised its face, stretched out its little hands, and said in a baby voice, "Father hugs..."

The Zhang brothers trembled, and Zhu Chenhao took a step back.Zhang Jin gave Zhang Chong a wink, Zhang Chong bowed and said, "My lord, I will take my leave first."

Zhu Chenhao nodded, and the two of them retreated with a group of servants knowingly.

Looking down at the expectant little rabbit who was still reaching out to him, Zhu Chenhao blushed after a cup of tea.After making sure that no one was around, he bent down and picked up the little rabbit.The fluffy touch, the pink and tender rabbit ears, and the fur ball tail rubbing against the palm of the hand... Two blushes climbed up Lord Ning's ears along the cheeks.

When the red-faced Zhu Chenhao came to sit down at the table with the happy little rabbit in his arms, Imperial Physician Wu made an "OK" gesture to Wu Ping'er. "Pierce through, then plug in and out, plug in and out... Imperial Physician Wu was silent, and suddenly remembered an idiom called "leading wolves into the house"...

After the meal, Zhang Jin secretly whispered something to Zhu Chenhao, and Zhu Chenhao had no choice but to put down the fluffy little rabbit and go with Zhang Jin.After Zhang Jin took Ambassador Cang and Ambassador Ku to report the situation and got the approval, he went to the Won Hall with Zhu Chenhao.On the way, Zhang Jin couldn't help but said: "Did the prince not listen to the gossip passed down?"

Zhu Chenhao paused, and Zhang Jin continued: "Wu's imperial doctor and the princess are so overstepped, I'm afraid it will damage the reputation of the prince..."

These words can be regarded as hitting Zhu Chenhao's weakness, Zhu Chenhao owed Wu Ping'er, what he could give was just a title.But Wu Ping'er's flirting with Wu Jie in the palace without any scruples is indeed too much.That day, in the face of the old Mr. Dianyi who returned in vain, Zhu Chenhao, who was unable to lead by example, could only be deflated. This matter was naturally blamed on Wu Jie, who actually carried himself behind his back...

"Within today, I will give the prince an explanation."

Zhu Chenhao was startled, turned around at the same time as Zhang Jin, and saw Wu Jie standing behind them.With a basket of mushrooms in his hand, Wu Jie was about to find Dianshan Song Mu.Knowing that he had heard the conversation between the two just now, Zhu Chenhao turned his face away in embarrassment, but Zhang Jin didn't feel anything, so he "hummed" and thought that he couldn't do anything.However, that night, Zhang Jin deeply regretted facing each other who stood outside Zhu Chenhao's house holding a quilt for an hour.Before Zhang Jin could report in the future, Zhu Chenhao, who was alarmed, had already walked out.He looked at Wu Jie who was holding the quilt, and then at the little rabbit who was pulling Wu Jie's skirt.

"I'll give the prince an explanation." Wu Jie said calmly, "I will lie down with the prince, and the rumors will be self-defeating."

Zhang Jin let out a "bah", wishing to draw a knife and kill this shameless imperial doctor Wu, Zhu Chenhao also felt that it was tolerable and unbearable, but when he was about to explode, Wu Jie suddenly stuffed the quilt into Zhang Jin's hands and picked it up The little rabbit in one-piece pajamas held it up to Zhu Chenhao: "Do you want to hug me?"

For a while, there was no sound.

That chubby little face, pink and tender rabbit ears, white belly, fluffy tail...

Lord Ning blushed.

"He can't sleep without me..." Wu Jie struck while the iron was hot, and the little rabbit nodded cooperatively.

So Lord Ning made an unexpected decision in a strange way.

That night, according to Dianshan Master Song’s recollection, there was a person in the firewood room who kept chopping firewood until dawn, yelling, “Go to your mother’s account!”Sooner or later, I will have to confess your life! "

The next day, doctor Wu's good deed of "sending warmth in winter" was widely spread, and everyone in the palace knew about it.The rumors about Wu Taiyi and Wu Wangfei are self-defeating, but the rumor of the resurgence of Wu Taiyi and Ning Wang's old relationship is like a spark.Zhu Chenhao didn't care much about these things, it was almost New Year's Eve, and many matters were waiting for his decision, Zuo Changshi Liu Qing had a stern face, and he ran fairly diligently.Zhu Chenhao's physique was poor, so he didn't pay much attention to keeping warm when he was busy, and he didn't even think of using the muff that Doctor Wu made for him, and he soon developed two chilblains.Now Wu Jie has resumed the meticulous care of Zhu Chenhao in the past. Naturally, he was very distressed when he saw the two chilblains. That night, he mixed the plaster for promoting blood circulation, and took Zhu Chenhao's hand and massaged him finely.

Zhu Chenhao sat in front of the round table, holding a history book in his other hand, but he didn't turn a page for a long time.Wu Jie knew that the big rabbit was awkward, so he didn't expose him. After rubbing ointment on both his hands and massaging him, he went to bathe the little rabbit.The little rabbit was carried out with a flushed face and body, and was stuffed into the big rabbit's arms.Wu Jie also undressed and went to bed, took the big rabbit and the little rabbit and started telling stories.Wu Jie knows astronomy and geography first, and current affairs and military affairs secondly. What he tells the father and son is more about the customs and anecdotes of various places.The little rabbit listened with gusto, and although the big rabbit was also curious, he was always skeptical of Wu Jie's personal experience.Although he has never traveled far, he still knows where these places are.With such a rough calculation, it would take Wu Jie at least half a hundred years to run through these places.Seeing that Zhu Chenhao was absent-minded, Wu Jie also said that what he said had aroused his gloom and limited mobility, so he changed the subject.After talking a few more words, the little rabbit yawned, and Wu Jie got out of bed and turned off the lights.

In fact, in the first night, the three of them slept on two quilts, but Taiyi Wu and the big rabbit had a serious disagreement on which quilt the little rabbit got into.Finally, the little rabbit crawled out wagging its tail when the two were at a stalemate, took off Taiyi Wu's quilt, added it to his father's quilt, and then dug a hole in his father's double-layer quilt, dragged Wu The imperial doctor got in... So there was a scene of two rabbits and one fox sharing the same bed.

Before going to bed, Wu Jie sent a good night kiss as usual - first kiss the little rabbit on the forehead, then cover the eyes of the little rabbit, and kiss the big rabbit on the lips.This kind of superficial kiss passed away before he recovered his senses, so after the big rabbit missed the first opportunity to protest, he never had a chance to turn around.Fortunately, Wu Jie's passion ended with courtesy, and he never surpassed it, and this uninterrupted goodnight kiss has become a habit over time.But Lord Ning didn't know that the big and small sleeping on his bed had the following conversation on the next day with him: "Did you pay attention last night?"

The little rabbit nodded: "Father has a hard lump on his chest..."

"A lump?" Wu Ping'er leaned over and asked.

After a moment of silence, Wu Jie said: "It's the jade token I gave him..."

Wu Ping'er dragged out "Oh—" and said, "He's hanging around his neck, for fear that you might find out?"

"It's just for raising jade."

"The jade that the emperor gave him is much more valuable than yours. Why don't you see him keeping it close to you?"

Wu Jie paused for a moment when he was massaging Little Rabbit's hands, and Wu Ping'er said "tsk": "It's not like you don't know how awkward he is."

Wu Jie didn't feel relieved when he heard this, he only cast his eyes on the long-necked turtle that was sent by Emperor Zhengde not far away to bask lazily in the sun.Wu Ping'er asked the maid to bring a thick coat to cover the sleeping little guy, and said to Wu Jie who was still looking thoughtfully into the distance, "This time, he didn't invite two older sisters for this big wedding."

"He's a bastard."

He was a bastard, so he didn't get the care he deserved, so he could only watch the two sisters who pushed him out in every possible way, being pampered in front of his father.

"Last time you said it was about me. His gaffe in the rain, since he didn't have any symptoms, could it be related to his heart disease?" Then Wu Ping'er analyzed Zhu Chenhao's concubine background and The relationship between his personality and causes.

After thinking for a long time, Wu Jie said with admiration: "Since Miss Wu is so capable, why do you need me to be in charge?"

Wu Ping'er said seriously: "Because you have something that I don't have."

Wu Jie lowered his head, and Wu Ping'er grasped Taiyi Wu's shoulder and shook vigorously: "I'm talking about your feelings for him!"

A pair of dimples were deep, and the little rabbit opened his eyes in confusion.

The laziness after the sun shines in the afternoon, soaked in the warmth of the fragrance of plum blossoms, the little rabbit thought in a daze, he must steal another spoonful of osmanthus candy at night.