Online dating is a fake girl

It was almost twelve noon when Xia Xing woke up. When he got up, he found that Lu Zhou had disappeared.

That's right, that bastard is finally gone!he thought.But my heart felt empty.

After Xia Xing washed up, he was about to cook the noodles when he heard the door open with a "click".

"I'll go, it's too heavy, there's not even an elevator... baby, are you awake?"

Accompanied by that annoying voice.

Xia Xing came out of the kitchen and saw Lu Zhou carrying a large bag in his hand, followed by a middle-aged uncle. Lu Zhou was telling others that the heater was placed in the corner and he would dismantle it later.

After the person who moved things left, Luzhou said to the humanity who had been looking at him coldly with his arms folded: "Baby, I'm a little hungry, please cook something for me."

Xia Xing raised his chin, and asked the pile of things: "What is that?"

Lu Zhou said: "It's something new."

After all, he took things out of his pocket like offering treasures, including thick men's pajamas, slippers, electric blanket...

"What is this?" Xia Xing kicked the suitcase in front of him.

"Oh, these are my clothes, I'm going to move in and live with you." Luzhou said cheerfully.

"Who gave permission? Take your things and leave immediately, and give me back the key!" Xia Xing said through gritted teeth.

Luzhou saw the key on the computer desk last night. In the morning, before Xia Xing woke up, he took the key and tried it, and found that it could indeed open the small broken door, so he dared to go out with confidence. Otherwise, he was afraid that Rourou would not open the door for him when he came back later.

Luzhou put the keychain in Rourou's palm, and said, "I'll return yours to you, I just prepared a new one."

"Are you sick? What are you... What are you doing?" Before Xia Xing finished speaking, Lu Zhou hugged him.

He put Rourou on the sofa and went to drag his shoes again.

"Oh, don't move, don't kick me, if you kick me again I'll take off your pants!" Lu Zhou frantically pressed the man's thumping feet.

Xia Xing was too thin, and his ankles were as small as a girl's.

Lu Zhou held his feet in his arms, took out chilblain ointment from his pocket, and carefully applied it on him.

"Why are you reluctant to buy medicine? Ah, by the way, I also bought a footbath, which you can soak in during your live broadcast at night." Luzhou talked to himself, but the man didn't respond to him.

When he looked up again, he only saw Xia Xing's side profile.

He threw Xia Xing's old pair of slippers that were washed flat into the trash can, and took out a new pair of thick fleece slippers for him to put on.

Lu Zhou happily put on the same style of slippers. He took a look at them and said, "For couples, I also bought pajamas for couples. Hey, where are you going?"

Xia Xing stood up from the sofa, without going back to the kitchen.

Luzhou made a face at his back, and muttered, "Smelly temper."

Luzhou took out all the new things, and moved the heater to the computer desk. He wanted to take out his clothes and hang them up, but found that the man only had a crumbling cloth wardrobe, and he wanted to hang his clothes in again. That closet needs to go on strike immediately.

Okay, just throw it in the suitcase.

After Lu Zhou packed up everything, he saw Xia Xing coming out with noodles, only one bowl.

Lu Zhou said pitifully, "I'm hungry too."

Xia Xing said coldly: "You'll starve to death."

"Give me a bite, is the noodle you cooked delicious?" Lu Zhou leaned forward with a smile.

Xia Xing stretched out his hand to cover his face, and said stiffly: "You won't serve it in the kitchen?"

Lu Zhou said pleasantly: "I have mine? You didn't say it earlier."

He happily washed his hands and took out the noodle bowl.

"By the way, this is for you." Lu Zhou took a mouthful of noodles, and took out two cards from his jacket pocket, which were the two cards that Xia Xing returned to him yesterday.

"I'll take care of the money." Luzhou said seriously.

"Who wants your money?" Xia Xing glared at him.

"Oh, just treat it as my rent and living expenses, you can't drive me away anymore." Luzhou pushed the card over.

That was all his possessions.

In the afternoon, Lu Zhou was helping to spread the electric blanket when his cell phone rang.

Seeing that it was Mozhen, he asked Lu Zhou to drink at night.

Luzhou is penniless now, how dare he go out to drink?

He refused: "I'm busy, let's talk about it next time."

Mo Zhen said: "What else are you busy with? Are you busy picking up girls? I heard Liu Yang say that you and Qi Wan..."

"Damn, don't talk nonsense, I don't have one, hang up, I'm still making the bed." Luzhou hung up the phone hastily.

Seeing Xia Xing on the side staring straight at him.

"My buddy asked me to drink, but I refused. I'll stay with you at home." Luzhou vowed.

Xia Xing didn't speak, and continued to lower his head to change the sheets.

The two cleaned up the small dilapidated house from the inside to the outside. Luzhou felt dirty and said to take a bath.

But Xia Xing's new pajamas had already soaked in the basin.

Lu Zhou rummaged through the suitcase for a long time before realizing that he didn't bring home clothes, so he had no choice but to secretly bring the pajamas that Xia Xing wore last night into the bathroom.

Luzhou was really almost speechless, the house was broken, even the water heater was broken, it was cold and hot, making Luzhou shiver from the cold.

He finished washing in a hurry, changed into Xia Xing's pajamas and came out.

He was much taller and stronger than Xia Xing, so the man's pajamas were short and tight on him, which was ridiculous.

"Wow, it's freezing cold!" Lu Zhou put on another coat when he came out, and reached out to turn on the heater.

"I'm going to broadcast live, don't talk." Xia Xing was wearing a wig with his back facing him.

"Baby, let's make an agreement, you can live broadcast, but don't tease little brother anymore, or I, I..."

"How are you?" Xia Xing glanced at him coolly.

"I'll let everyone on the Internet know that we are living together." Luzhou said triumphantly.

"...idiot."

……

Xia Xing did restrain himself a lot in today's live broadcast.

The screen was flashing: Why is Rourou so reserved today?

[Fatty isn't chatting with my little brother anymore? 】

[Rourou, this is a wild king, take him down quickly! 】

[Where is your little green tea quote? 】

It wasn't that Xia Xing was unwilling to speak, but just as he was about to speak, Lu Zhou, who was sitting on the side, turned his head to look at him, saying, "You try?"

Xia Xing couldn't start the live broadcast today and was not in the state, so he hurriedly went offline after only two hours of broadcasting.

Turning off the computer, he said to Lu Zhou: "Are you staying at my house just to disturb my work?"

Luzhou said innocently: "I didn't bother you...you didn't let me talk, and I didn't talk either."

"But I have to talk live, do you understand what I mean?" Xia Xing frowned.

"Speak, you speak normally, don't mess with those vain people, I didn't stop you from speaking..."

"Then the focus of my live broadcast is simply playing games? Do you think I'm a technical anchor?" Xia Xing was a little annoyed.

Luzhou's face also collapsed, he said: "What's the highlight of your live broadcast room? Are you flirting with men?"

"That's right! It's just teasing men!" Xia Xing yelled at him with his neck stuck.

Lu Zhou got angry and said, "Are you ashamed? Are you a fucking man pretending to be a woman and flirting with a man?"

Every time he was in a hurry, he would say the wrong thing, and it was the same this time.

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Luzhou regretted it, because he saw Xia Xing's eyes turned red again.

"Get out, get out!" The man took off the wig on his head and threw it on his face, then grabbed his collar and pulled him out of the house.

"I was wrong, I was wrong, baby, I have no shame." Lu Zhou sat on the chair without moving, only holding Xia Xing's waist and kept admitting his mistake.

"Yes, I have no shame, because I am poor, I can do anything to earn money, how can I have any self-esteem? Can you understand Luzhou? You can only sarcasm. Can everyone survive?" Xia Xing was so excited that he could faintly cry.

Luzhou felt distressed and blamed himself, he grabbed Xia Xing's hand and slapped himself on the mouth, saying: "I really know I was wrong...you hit me, don't cry, baby, I won't talk nonsense from now on..."

Xia Xing felt that he was really stupid. A big man, always crying because of Luzhou, was really squeamish like a woman.

"Lu Zhou, you actually look down on me from the bottom of your heart, don't you?" Xia Xing asked with lowered eyes.

Lu Zhou hurriedly said, "I didn't!"

Xia Xing raised his hand to cover his eyes, and said tiredly, "You find time to move out, I don't want to see you."