Online dating is a fake girl
Chapter 9
Lu Zhou kept his word, and after eating supper with the little pseudo-mother and giving him medicine, he went out and rented a small bed.
However, Luzhou is tall, and he looks quite funny curled up on the small bed.
Xia Xing half propped himself up and looked at him, pursing his lips, hesitant to speak.
Luzhou raised his head and said, "It's okay, you can go to sleep, it's only for one night, and you will be discharged from the hospital tomorrow."
The man nodded, turned off the light and lay down again.
In the dark room, there was not even a ray of moonlight, and it was so quiet that only the patter of rain outside the window could be heard.
Luzhou shrunk uncomfortably, turned over several times in a row, he was thinking, why not just sit all night, and play games.
Luzhou was about to get up and sit on the small sofa, when the man suddenly said softly: "Um...are you asleep?"
Luzhou said: "Is it noisy to you?"
"No……"
"What's wrong? Is something uncomfortable? Or do you need to go to the bathroom?" Luzhou has already touched the bedside of his hospital bed by the light of the phone's flashlight.
The man's face became even paler under the light of the flashlight. He glanced at Luzhou, then turned his head away immediately, and said, "Go up to sleep."
"Ah?" Luzhou didn't react for a moment.
Xia Xing moved slightly to the side to make room, and said, "You keep turning over, it's too noisy, come up and sleep."
Luzhou originally wanted to say that I can go to the sofa to play games, but he immediately swallowed the words back.
Lu Zhou lifted the quilt and got into the bed, it was already warmed by the little puppet, much more comfortable than his little bed.
Luzhou stretched out his hand to pull him, and said, "Don't sleep outside, be careful not to fall when you turn over."
The little puppet turned her back to him and said nothing.
Let Luzhou pull him close to him.
Lu Zhou joked behind him: "The hair stinks."
The little puppet turned around unconvinced, and said viciously: "That's not because..."
Before he finished speaking, Luzhou might want to look down at him, but his lips rubbed against his forehead.
"Who let you get so close!"
After a long silence, it was Xia Xing who spoke first.
He covered his forehead with his hand, turned over again, his cheeks were hot.
Luzhou was also a little at a loss, he said: "I, I didn't mean it."
"Go to sleep." The man retracted his hand under the quilt, without saying another word.
Luzhou hadn't felt sleepy all this time, and when the people around him heard the sound of even breathing, he quietly approached again.
Lu Zhou bravely turned him over gently, and hugged him into his arms again.
He muttered, "If only you were a fucking woman."
But even if this person is a man, he is so attracted that he cannot extricate himself.
Not surprisingly, the two woke up the next day in a very ambiguous posture.
Xia Xing curled up in his arms like a little pet, and Lu Zhou hugged him tightly.
The doctor who made the ward rounds just opened the door and came in, then immediately backed out, apologizing: "Well, sorry to bother you, I'll come back later."
The two looked at each other, Luzhou quickly sat up, he stuttered and explained: "Last night, I saw you were about to fall, so I pulled you in..."
Xia Xing just gave a low "um".
After getting dressed, Lu Zhou went to call the doctor in again to check Xia Xing's injuries.
If there is nothing serious, hang up the last bottle of the day, and the little puppet can be discharged from the hospital in the afternoon.
Lu Zhou smoked a cigarette in the smoking area, and when he came out, he happened to bump into the doctor who had checked Xia Xing's wound.
He asked with concern: "What's going on?"
The doctor said: "It's much better, you can leave the hospital today, but you can't have intercourse for five days."
Luzhou's expression changed drastically, he said, "What do you say to me, I will never see him again."
The doctor gave him a meaningful look and said, "You'd better be."
After parting with the doctor, Lu Zhou returned to the ward, and Xia Xing's bottle was already hung up.
Lu Zhou said, "I haven't had breakfast yet."
Xia Xing said: "I told you to hang up, finish losing early and go home early."
Lu Zhou rolled his eyes at him, sat down and ordered takeaway with his mobile phone.
When it was delivered, he took apart the two servings, and it was chicken soup and porridge.
One bowl was put aside to let the heat air out, and he sat beside Xia Xing's hospital bed holding the other bowl, scooped it up with a spoon, and said to the person on the bed: "Ah~" motioning him to open his mouth.
Xia Xing instinctively hid back, his ears turned red, and he said, "I'll eat by myself later..."
"It's over for you, at least it's noon, and it's time for lunch, come, eat, don't be hypocritical." Lu Zhou reluctantly put the spoon to his lips.
Seeing that he couldn't resist him, Xia Xing obediently opened his mouth and asked him to feed him mouthful.
When the bowl was empty, Lu Zhou asked, "Are you full? If you're not full, there's still another bowl."
Xia Xing nodded repeatedly, and said, "I'm full, don't eat."
Lu Zhou felt that the bowl of porridge was almost dry, and drank it up in a few mouthfuls.
After breakfast, he saw that Xia Xing's bottle was still more than half, so he went home to wash and change clothes, then went to the supermarket, bought a lot of snacks, brought out three big bags, put them in the out of the trunk of the car.
When he returned to the ward, Xia Xing was ready to take the needle.
Luzhou finished taking the medicine for him, and told him the doctor's instructions again.
When talking about not being able to have intercourse within five days, Xia Xing took a cool look at him and said, "Even if I have intercourse, I don't need the back."
Luzhou closed his mouth wisely.
Mr. Lu insisted on personally driving him home, when Xia Xing got off the car, Lu Zhou also followed.
"that……"
"Huh?" Xia Xing stood still and looked at him.
"I bought you some snacks. Didn't I tell you before that I'll buy you some snacks when you get better." Luzhou said as he opened the trunk and took out the three big bags.
Xia Xing stared at him for a long time, and said: "Lu Zhou, is it because you are so nice to me these days because of guilt?"
Luzhou nodded in a hurry, and said, "Yes, yes, I have never done such a stupid thing before, and I always want to compensate you..."
Xia Xing suddenly curled his lips into a sneer, and said, "I see, give me the things, we'll write it off."
Lu Zhou couldn't tell why he felt so lost after the line was drawn.
He said in a daze, "Let me help you lift it up, it's not convenient for you."
Xia Xing said clearly, "I am a man anyway, not so delicate."
Only then did Luzhou hand him the things in his hand, and followed a few steps involuntarily, the man turned his head and asked, "Is there anything else?"
Luzhou choked for a moment, then reacted and replied, "Well, remember to take your medicine on time."
"Ah."
It wasn't until the man walked away for a long time that Luzhou came back to his senses. He patted his face and said to himself: "Be sober, be sober."
……
No one needs to take care of him tonight, Luzhou is finally free, he can play with his hands and feet freely, and he can stay with his friends without getting drunk.
As a result, all the friends were drinking and playing disco, but Luzhou couldn't arouse any interest.
He actually turned on the live broadcast at the bar!
The little pseudonym has just been discharged from the hospital, and the broadcast has started.
The person in the video wears a wig with full bangs, black eyeliner picked up, and a pair of big fluffy ears.
He is pretending to be a pure Jade Rabbit spirit today.
Although Xia Xing's live broadcast room is not as popular as last week's show, there are still some diehard fans anyway.
This will be all over the barrage: Rourou is back~
[The meat is beautiful again! 】
[Has Rourou gone out to absorb people's energy these days? Why is she becoming more and more feminine. 】
Of course, there are also bad bullet screens, such as: Are you male or female?
"Yue, I want to vomit, I suggest you keep banning your account."
"That's all there is to pretending to be a woman. I don't even have the skills to build a castle."
"If someone in your live broadcast room gives you a big gift, I'll call you Dad."
Rourou has a very good temper in the live broadcast room, no matter what others say, he is not angry, he pretends not to see it, and instead comforts the fans, saying: "It's okay, what am I playing..."
As soon as the words fell, Rourou was stunned to see a 43-level big brother brushing ten big castles in a row.
He kept asking: "Is it a mistake? Is it a mistake?"
Level 43 Big Brother Barrage: Just now that ID is Wild Wolf, please come out and call Dad.
[Fuck, big brother pride. 】
[Haha, come out quickly, don't pretend to be dead, you haven't left yet. 】
[1 yuan to buy a father, as for it? 】
Brother 43: I have money, I am happy.
Rourou stood up and bowed to the screen, saying, "It's a waste, it's a waste."
【Eh?Isn't this big brother the big brother of the Dream family? 】
【Yes, there is still a light sign from Dream’s house...】
Rourou's expression froze suddenly, and he said with a smile, "Thank you, brother D's family, for your help."
"What the hell are you playing with your phone in the bar?" Mo Zhen came over and grabbed Luzhou's shoulder, reaching out to grab his phone.
When he saw the person on the phone, Mo Zhen's eyes lit up, and he said, "Hey, this looks pretty good, with a bit of taste."
Luzhou snatched the phone and warned: "Don't make up his mind."
"Tsk, stingy, it's all for fun. Whenever you get tired of it, let me play."
Lu Zhou stared and said, "Go away."
"Okay, okay, drink and drink, and you are angry with me because of a woman."
Luzhou really wanted to say that he is not a woman, and he is not something that others can play with casually, in short, no one can do it.
After drinking and coming out, Lu Zhou saw a new unread text message on his mobile phone, from the sender: Little Pseudo-Niang.
Little Pseudo-Niang: Did you watch my live broadcast today?
Luzhou thought that he must not say that it was him, otherwise the little puppet would definitely blackmail him...
Lu Zhou: Me?No, I'm drinking, what's wrong?
Little Pseudo-Niang: Oh, it’s all right.
Lu Zhou: Have you taken your medicine?
Little Pseudo-Niang: Yes.
Luzhou: Then... go to bed early.
Little Pseudo-Niang: You too.
Luzhou put the phone in his pocket, and laughed at himself: "This fucking fake wine drank too much, I really miss him..."
However, Luzhou is tall, and he looks quite funny curled up on the small bed.
Xia Xing half propped himself up and looked at him, pursing his lips, hesitant to speak.
Luzhou raised his head and said, "It's okay, you can go to sleep, it's only for one night, and you will be discharged from the hospital tomorrow."
The man nodded, turned off the light and lay down again.
In the dark room, there was not even a ray of moonlight, and it was so quiet that only the patter of rain outside the window could be heard.
Luzhou shrunk uncomfortably, turned over several times in a row, he was thinking, why not just sit all night, and play games.
Luzhou was about to get up and sit on the small sofa, when the man suddenly said softly: "Um...are you asleep?"
Luzhou said: "Is it noisy to you?"
"No……"
"What's wrong? Is something uncomfortable? Or do you need to go to the bathroom?" Luzhou has already touched the bedside of his hospital bed by the light of the phone's flashlight.
The man's face became even paler under the light of the flashlight. He glanced at Luzhou, then turned his head away immediately, and said, "Go up to sleep."
"Ah?" Luzhou didn't react for a moment.
Xia Xing moved slightly to the side to make room, and said, "You keep turning over, it's too noisy, come up and sleep."
Luzhou originally wanted to say that I can go to the sofa to play games, but he immediately swallowed the words back.
Lu Zhou lifted the quilt and got into the bed, it was already warmed by the little puppet, much more comfortable than his little bed.
Luzhou stretched out his hand to pull him, and said, "Don't sleep outside, be careful not to fall when you turn over."
The little puppet turned her back to him and said nothing.
Let Luzhou pull him close to him.
Lu Zhou joked behind him: "The hair stinks."
The little puppet turned around unconvinced, and said viciously: "That's not because..."
Before he finished speaking, Luzhou might want to look down at him, but his lips rubbed against his forehead.
"Who let you get so close!"
After a long silence, it was Xia Xing who spoke first.
He covered his forehead with his hand, turned over again, his cheeks were hot.
Luzhou was also a little at a loss, he said: "I, I didn't mean it."
"Go to sleep." The man retracted his hand under the quilt, without saying another word.
Luzhou hadn't felt sleepy all this time, and when the people around him heard the sound of even breathing, he quietly approached again.
Lu Zhou bravely turned him over gently, and hugged him into his arms again.
He muttered, "If only you were a fucking woman."
But even if this person is a man, he is so attracted that he cannot extricate himself.
Not surprisingly, the two woke up the next day in a very ambiguous posture.
Xia Xing curled up in his arms like a little pet, and Lu Zhou hugged him tightly.
The doctor who made the ward rounds just opened the door and came in, then immediately backed out, apologizing: "Well, sorry to bother you, I'll come back later."
The two looked at each other, Luzhou quickly sat up, he stuttered and explained: "Last night, I saw you were about to fall, so I pulled you in..."
Xia Xing just gave a low "um".
After getting dressed, Lu Zhou went to call the doctor in again to check Xia Xing's injuries.
If there is nothing serious, hang up the last bottle of the day, and the little puppet can be discharged from the hospital in the afternoon.
Lu Zhou smoked a cigarette in the smoking area, and when he came out, he happened to bump into the doctor who had checked Xia Xing's wound.
He asked with concern: "What's going on?"
The doctor said: "It's much better, you can leave the hospital today, but you can't have intercourse for five days."
Luzhou's expression changed drastically, he said, "What do you say to me, I will never see him again."
The doctor gave him a meaningful look and said, "You'd better be."
After parting with the doctor, Lu Zhou returned to the ward, and Xia Xing's bottle was already hung up.
Lu Zhou said, "I haven't had breakfast yet."
Xia Xing said: "I told you to hang up, finish losing early and go home early."
Lu Zhou rolled his eyes at him, sat down and ordered takeaway with his mobile phone.
When it was delivered, he took apart the two servings, and it was chicken soup and porridge.
One bowl was put aside to let the heat air out, and he sat beside Xia Xing's hospital bed holding the other bowl, scooped it up with a spoon, and said to the person on the bed: "Ah~" motioning him to open his mouth.
Xia Xing instinctively hid back, his ears turned red, and he said, "I'll eat by myself later..."
"It's over for you, at least it's noon, and it's time for lunch, come, eat, don't be hypocritical." Lu Zhou reluctantly put the spoon to his lips.
Seeing that he couldn't resist him, Xia Xing obediently opened his mouth and asked him to feed him mouthful.
When the bowl was empty, Lu Zhou asked, "Are you full? If you're not full, there's still another bowl."
Xia Xing nodded repeatedly, and said, "I'm full, don't eat."
Lu Zhou felt that the bowl of porridge was almost dry, and drank it up in a few mouthfuls.
After breakfast, he saw that Xia Xing's bottle was still more than half, so he went home to wash and change clothes, then went to the supermarket, bought a lot of snacks, brought out three big bags, put them in the out of the trunk of the car.
When he returned to the ward, Xia Xing was ready to take the needle.
Luzhou finished taking the medicine for him, and told him the doctor's instructions again.
When talking about not being able to have intercourse within five days, Xia Xing took a cool look at him and said, "Even if I have intercourse, I don't need the back."
Luzhou closed his mouth wisely.
Mr. Lu insisted on personally driving him home, when Xia Xing got off the car, Lu Zhou also followed.
"that……"
"Huh?" Xia Xing stood still and looked at him.
"I bought you some snacks. Didn't I tell you before that I'll buy you some snacks when you get better." Luzhou said as he opened the trunk and took out the three big bags.
Xia Xing stared at him for a long time, and said: "Lu Zhou, is it because you are so nice to me these days because of guilt?"
Luzhou nodded in a hurry, and said, "Yes, yes, I have never done such a stupid thing before, and I always want to compensate you..."
Xia Xing suddenly curled his lips into a sneer, and said, "I see, give me the things, we'll write it off."
Lu Zhou couldn't tell why he felt so lost after the line was drawn.
He said in a daze, "Let me help you lift it up, it's not convenient for you."
Xia Xing said clearly, "I am a man anyway, not so delicate."
Only then did Luzhou hand him the things in his hand, and followed a few steps involuntarily, the man turned his head and asked, "Is there anything else?"
Luzhou choked for a moment, then reacted and replied, "Well, remember to take your medicine on time."
"Ah."
It wasn't until the man walked away for a long time that Luzhou came back to his senses. He patted his face and said to himself: "Be sober, be sober."
……
No one needs to take care of him tonight, Luzhou is finally free, he can play with his hands and feet freely, and he can stay with his friends without getting drunk.
As a result, all the friends were drinking and playing disco, but Luzhou couldn't arouse any interest.
He actually turned on the live broadcast at the bar!
The little pseudonym has just been discharged from the hospital, and the broadcast has started.
The person in the video wears a wig with full bangs, black eyeliner picked up, and a pair of big fluffy ears.
He is pretending to be a pure Jade Rabbit spirit today.
Although Xia Xing's live broadcast room is not as popular as last week's show, there are still some diehard fans anyway.
This will be all over the barrage: Rourou is back~
[The meat is beautiful again! 】
[Has Rourou gone out to absorb people's energy these days? Why is she becoming more and more feminine. 】
Of course, there are also bad bullet screens, such as: Are you male or female?
"Yue, I want to vomit, I suggest you keep banning your account."
"That's all there is to pretending to be a woman. I don't even have the skills to build a castle."
"If someone in your live broadcast room gives you a big gift, I'll call you Dad."
Rourou has a very good temper in the live broadcast room, no matter what others say, he is not angry, he pretends not to see it, and instead comforts the fans, saying: "It's okay, what am I playing..."
As soon as the words fell, Rourou was stunned to see a 43-level big brother brushing ten big castles in a row.
He kept asking: "Is it a mistake? Is it a mistake?"
Level 43 Big Brother Barrage: Just now that ID is Wild Wolf, please come out and call Dad.
[Fuck, big brother pride. 】
[Haha, come out quickly, don't pretend to be dead, you haven't left yet. 】
[1 yuan to buy a father, as for it? 】
Brother 43: I have money, I am happy.
Rourou stood up and bowed to the screen, saying, "It's a waste, it's a waste."
【Eh?Isn't this big brother the big brother of the Dream family? 】
【Yes, there is still a light sign from Dream’s house...】
Rourou's expression froze suddenly, and he said with a smile, "Thank you, brother D's family, for your help."
"What the hell are you playing with your phone in the bar?" Mo Zhen came over and grabbed Luzhou's shoulder, reaching out to grab his phone.
When he saw the person on the phone, Mo Zhen's eyes lit up, and he said, "Hey, this looks pretty good, with a bit of taste."
Luzhou snatched the phone and warned: "Don't make up his mind."
"Tsk, stingy, it's all for fun. Whenever you get tired of it, let me play."
Lu Zhou stared and said, "Go away."
"Okay, okay, drink and drink, and you are angry with me because of a woman."
Luzhou really wanted to say that he is not a woman, and he is not something that others can play with casually, in short, no one can do it.
After drinking and coming out, Lu Zhou saw a new unread text message on his mobile phone, from the sender: Little Pseudo-Niang.
Little Pseudo-Niang: Did you watch my live broadcast today?
Luzhou thought that he must not say that it was him, otherwise the little puppet would definitely blackmail him...
Lu Zhou: Me?No, I'm drinking, what's wrong?
Little Pseudo-Niang: Oh, it’s all right.
Lu Zhou: Have you taken your medicine?
Little Pseudo-Niang: Yes.
Luzhou: Then... go to bed early.
Little Pseudo-Niang: You too.
Luzhou put the phone in his pocket, and laughed at himself: "This fucking fake wine drank too much, I really miss him..."
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