This porridge can be warm

Xiao Ze only used one move to deal with Xu Ran, and he blinked at Xu Ran: "Have you forgotten our agreement?"

Then, little Xu Ran softened, blinking misty eyes and begging his father to hug him.

When Xu Yan took the child over, he felt a little uncomfortable. What kind of riddle is this?

"Dad, I was wrong, I..." The child turned around and saw Brother Xiao's encouraging eyes, and continued: "I'm going to school tomorrow."

The matter was settled in this way, Xu's mother immediately praised Xiao Ze with a smile on her face, he was good-looking and sensible, the key is that he can also coax the children, and he will definitely be a good father in the future.

When Xiao Ze heard the last sentence, he glanced at Xu Yan with a slight smile, and said goodbye to them after getting a big roll of his eyes.

Mother Xu closed the door, picked up her wronged grandson, and gave her son a sideways glance: "Don't tell the child what you can't guarantee in the future, how disappointed we are?"

Xu Yan couldn't tell because of his suffering. When he saw his son, he remembered the riddles played by the two of them. He pinched his son's chubby face: "What agreement do you have with Xiao Ze? Hmm?"

The child obediently let him pinch, but did not answer his words.

Xu Yan used a little strength in his hands: "Who is your father?"

Xu's mother quickly patted Xu Yan's hand away: "How old are you? Are you as knowledgeable as a child? Look at Xiao Ze, he is younger than you and much more sensible than you."

Well, both of them fell into the kid's ecstasy soup.

Xiao Ze came to visit his mentor every year, saying that he was indeed a mentor, and this thin old man was really kind to him. When he was in the third year of high school, his parents divorced without hesitation. Others don't understand the divorce, but Xiao Ze understands that those two have never cared about his affairs or his thoughts, and they may not even know that he is a senior in high school this year.

Endless quarrels are actually more terrifying than divorce. Xiao Ze has lived in this kind of life for nearly 20 years. Sometimes he even wants to ask those two people to divorce quickly, but when they tell him that they are going to divorce Xiao Ze regretted it.

Why did you pat your ass and get divorced after so many years of arguing that left such a deep shadow on me?

At that time, he was really in the second year of middle school. He knew that studying could not threaten them, so he made trouble for those two people at home all day long. Those two people really didn't care about the divorce, but his grades plummeted.

At that time, Mr. Wang led the chemistry class of his class, and after learning about the situation, he said: You have let them influence you for 20 years, do you want them to influence you for the next 20 years?

After crying for a while, Xiao Ze thought about it. He performed exceptionally well in the college entrance examination and directly passed the heavy test.

Teacher Wang's wife is an elementary school teacher, and she has extraordinary patience with everyone. In just a short time, she knows almost all the big and small things of Xiao Ze in the past six months.

The last problem is timeless, the girlfriend problem.

This time Xiao Ze hesitated for a moment and told the old man, "I haven't caught up yet."

Women, as long as they are women, seem to be very interested in such questions. The old lady's eyes immediately lit up like searchlights: "Aren't they beautiful? Those who are not beautiful are not worthy of a beautiful child like our Ozawa, but mentioning beauty It doesn't work anymore, is that girl your classmate? Or a junior? Is she tall..."

Xiao Ze was a little confused by all these questions, and finally told the old lady conservatively: "It's quite tall, about 1.7 meters nine, and looks..." Xiao Ze thought for a while about Xu Yan's photo. With a pretty but not feminine face, she pursed her lips in embarrassment: "You look pretty."

The old lady seemed a little pity: "Recently, your aunt from the Xu family across the door asked me to help his son pay attention to whose girl. I didn't think that if you didn't have one, I would introduce it together... By the way, when I have time Bring him back to the teacher's wife to see..."

Before Xiao Ze finished listening to Hun'er, he didn't know where he had gone, the Xu family's aunt?Isn't her son Xu Yan?

Fuck, he thinks so beautiful, teasing him and looking for a wife at the same time?

Xu Yan has nothing to do recently, so he sleeps all day long and plays games when he wakes up.

He is not very good at playing games, but he is good at fooling people, and he is playing the personal monster account. The characters on the screen twist their waists and call a few times, and then they get a lot of equipment. What's there to be ashamed of, he calls it a strategy, and no one cares about him even if he wins by relying on this strategy.

That night he woke up at [-] o'clock in the middle of the night, and when he opened the game, he found that there were a lot of Xiu Xian'er. He first sighed that it was good to be young, and then signed up and followed a big brother to pick up equipment. The big brother seemed to know him. Shouted, Xiaoyan, are you still awake in the middle of the night?Waiting for brother?

Xu Yan's nickname is your dear Xiaoyan, which is not disgusting enough.

He settled down and typed cracklingly: I am used to staying up late, but no matter how late I stay up, my skin is still so good!

After Xu Yan typed these words and sent them without even reading them, he was also afraid that he would spit them out.

The eldest brother seemed to be stunned by his shameless statement, unable to utter a word for a long time.

Xu Yan is secretly cool, flirt, flirt, you will be sick to death every minute.

He likes people to take him to the top, but he doesn't like people to tease him.

After the battle was over, none of the monsters were killed, but the harvest was very fruitful. He was so happy that he slapped the table directly, looking like a teenager with Internet addiction, oh, no, uncle Internet addiction.

After that, the buddy took him with him all the time, and the two of them chatted while playing and finally found out that it was quite speculative, so they could already exchange QQ by dawn.

In order to create the illusion that he is still young, Xu Yan changed his five-digit account number to eleven-digit numbers, and even opened a membership, pretending to be a brain-dead boy without any dead ends in 360 degrees.

When he appeared in the living room yawning with panda eyes on his face, kid Xu Ran ran over immediately, hugged his thigh and cried, "Dad, who hit you?"

Xu Yan was speechless for a moment, then patted his son's little face: "It's time to drain the water in your mind again."

Xiao Ze wanted to laugh when he came out with the plate, but he could bear it better than Xu Ran: "What did you do last night?"

"I suffered from insomnia last night." Uncle Xu boasted, "It's just an occupational disease, it's fine."

"Oh, let's come and eat first."

It was rare for Xu Yan to catch up with breakfast one day, so he took his chopsticks and sat down at the dining table in joy.

Both Xiao Ze and little friend Xu saw helplessness in each other's eyes.

Ever since Xiao Ze took charge of the three meals at home, Xu Yan immediately felt that life is still very good. Xiao Ze not only knows how to cook, but also pickled pickles and eggs to make sauerkraut. Xu Yan chewed the crispy radish strips and thought, It really paid off.

After breakfast, Xiao Ze went to class, taking Xu Ran with him as usual.

Xu Ran waved his little hand to say goodbye to his father. Xu Yan was still thinking about the game, and he waved his hand casually to close the door.

Xiao Ze was really helpless, so he stretched out his hand to stop him: "Xiao Ran has a parents' meeting this afternoon, and there is a New Year's Day party tomorrow, don't forget to go."

Xu Yan folded his arms and leaned lazily on the door: "Are you going? Or..."

Xiao Ze firmly rejected him: "I can go, but you must."

The kid's eyes were full of seriousness and seriousness that didn't match his age. Xu Yan cracked his mouth and smiled, thinking that this kid was really funny, and suddenly stretched out his hand and snorted Xiao Ze's hair: "Don't worry, uncle will go .”

When the door slammed shut, the fire on Xiao Ze's face hadn't gone down, he pursed his lips and wanted to laugh uncontrollably, being molested again!

The kid tugged at the corner of Xiao Ze's clothes in a strange way, with a puzzled look on his face: "Brother Xiao, do you have a fever? Dad said that it will be fine when the water in my brain is boiled..."

Xiao Ze raised the child high: "Don't listen to your father's nonsense!"

Xiao Ze was the only one in the dormitory. Zheng Yang lost his hair in handfuls because the Ministry of Health was going to release a New Year’s Day program these days, and finally finalized a very silly sketch. Busy with rehearsals.

Xiao Ze went to see it once, and the scene was chaotic, the protagonist chatted while eating spicy strips, and Zheng Huyangshu roared hoarsely.

Their New Year's Day program is different from Xu Ran's kindergarten. They held it on the night of New Year's Day. Xu Ran's program was at least half a month earlier. When the real New Year's Day comes, these little kids can already do whatever they want at home .

He spread out the book and wanted to review it, but the bad thing was that Xu Yan's face that deserved a beating appeared in his mind, he rubbed his face and thought, it's over!

Xiao Ze doesn't feel anything about sexuality, a fucking fact that can make any normal person collapse for a while. To use a literary word, he feels that it's enough to be worthy of the world and the heart. What's the relationship between men and women? ?

His father and mother are straight, but what happened?After arguing for most of my life, I am physically and mentally exhausted.

When Xu Yan went to his son's kindergarten, he was shining brightly, and his whole body was covered with golden light. Those who didn't know it thought he was going on a blind date, but when Xiao Ze met, he was caught in the blink of an eye.

"Uncle, how am I?"

Xiao Ze took a step forward. The two of them were very close and could hear their breathing. It was Xu Yan who felt uncomfortable first. He stepped back subconsciously. How could he have thought that the kid would stick it on like a piece of dog skin plaster? come up.

In fact, it doesn't matter to others, it's just that the two big men are a little closer, who can think about it?But Xu Yan has a guilty conscience, he is gay but cares more about the distance between the same sex, he doesn't want his son to know this kind of thing.

After all, it's not a glorious thing.

Xu Yan was so entangled, he gritted his teeth and cursed: "Fuck, stay away from me, is it hot?"

Xiao Ze lowered his eyes, reached out and pulled his tie for him: "It's crooked."

Xu Yan: "..."

Fuck, did this kid do it on purpose?

This expression is really magnanimous, but it seems that he is very wretched!

Fortunately, there is still a reason for Xu Ran to be called a little angel. He always falls from the sky like a little angel.

Before Xu Yan blew his hair, Xiao Ze saw the short-legged little friend Xu in the crowd, and quickly waved.

It was a great surprise for him that Dad and brother Xiao came to hold a parent meeting for him. He chugs like a little train and overcomes all obstacles to come in front of the two of them. A glistening layer of sweat.

Xu Yan stretched out his hand to undress the child, Xiao Ze was taken aback: "No, I'll catch a cold."

Xu Yan snorted, and let go with a natural expression.

Xiao Ze broke down thinking this is a matter of common sense, and Xu Yan doesn't know?

The author has something to say:

Hey... I just found out that San Shao's wife has passed away. I'm so sad, I can't write any more. I hope San Shao mourns, and readers will stay with you.