Entertainment circle cannon fodder counterattack strategy

Ever since Zheng Shaochen knew that Zhou Zihe was going to attend the "Linyuanlu" meeting, he stuck behind him like a tail and lobbied him to take him to "see the world", and in the end he did not hesitate to surrender his status to Zhou Zihe as an assistant in exchange Eligibility to sneak into the venue.

Zhou Zihe always held a thermos cup when he was waiting, and the old god wrapped himself in a down jacket and found a place to lean against, "I don't need an assistant, even if I do, will the company arrange one for me?"

"I, how can I be the same? Does your company have a tall and handsome assistant like me?"

"I'm sorry, I never find someone taller than me as an assistant."

"Then I can still be a bodyguard! The bodyguard must be shorter than you, right?"

Zhou Zihe was so angry that he rolled his eyes, he really wanted to slap himself twice!Nothing to mention what height ah?

The "Lin Yuan Lu" event is located in the capital city which is not far from Beijing, and the high-speed rail only takes more than two hours, so the two of them booked a round-trip high-speed rail ticket for the day, took a taxi to the station before dawn, and then took a special car to the event site after getting off the bus , because they are all newcomers with no names and surnames, and they even saved their masks, but they were stopped by the security guards at the entrance of the event as ordinary fans.

With an idea, Zhou Zihe hugged the Chu Changfeng human-shaped standing board at the door, pointed to himself, and pointed to the standing board, "Brother, this is me... If you don't let me in, I'm going to leave."

The security guard rubbed his hands and apologized in embarrassment. He nodded and bowed and invited them in. On the way to the dressing room, a group of people walked towards them. Suits with silk collars, delicate makeup on their faces, and full of superstar looks, they passed by them without squinting.

Zheng Shaochen suddenly remembered something, patted his forehead, and asked, "Zhou Zihe, have you brought your activity clothes?"

"Bring it." Zhou Zihe didn't care, went into the dressing room and took off his down jacket, took off the hooded sweater, revealing the basic white shirt inside, and took out a small LV handbag from the pocket of the down jacket. There were a few things in the bag For cosmetics, Zheng Shaochen depends on how he can make himself out to a level where he can go on stage like a magic trick.

At the event site, some wonderful plot clips were played on the big screen first, and then the actors were invited to the stage one by one following the introduction of the characters. Taking a closer look, there seemed to be a few female fans of Zhou Zihe in the audience, but the number of people was small, so rounding up, it was almost like none.

Then came the main creative team's various expressions of emotion and selling people, which can be summed up in four sentences: the filming was very hard, but everyone was very happy, this drama is very special, I hope you all like it.

One of the links is that the hostess asked each main actor to write their own plot CP on a small whiteboard. Before writing, they were not allowed to communicate with each other, and they all showed it to the audience after writing; the result made the audience burst into laughter.

Surprisingly, the male and female protagonists didn't write about each other. The first female lead and the second female lead circled each other. Zhou Zihe and his girlfriend in the play circled each other with double arrows. No one matched, and became a veritable "single dog".

Seventy percent of the audience was Li Chun's fans. There was a lot of noise for a while, and the fans booed and shouted: Li Chun, they don't want you, we want you!

The host smiled and pushed Zhou Zihe next to Li Chun, asking Li Chun to say why his CP is a "kite"?

Zhou Zihe knew that this was about to start marketing CP, so he took the microphone with a smile, and then stood obediently by the side waiting for Li Chun to speak first.

Li Chun picked up the microphone and said casually: "I'll tell you the truth, "Lin Yuan Lu" will start broadcasting soon, if you don't believe me, go watch it!" He suddenly lowered his head and threw a wink at Zhou Zihe, " Xiao Chu, do you think so?"

The muscles on Zhou Zihe's face stiffened for a moment, and then they melted away. He looked at him with a smile and said, "You are the hero, you can do whatever you want, haha, but Chu Changfeng will always pretend to be Little Phoenix in his heart." .” After speaking, she compared her heart to the actress standing far away, and the actress also blew him a kiss back very tacitly.

"But in fact, it is Han Zheng who played the most against Chu Changfeng in the play. He is the best brother. Friends who have some knowledge of the original work must understand this."

Zhou Zihe's answer was not revealing, and the topic was quickly ignored. He and Li Chun didn't say a word until the end of the event.

After the event, Zhou Zihe put on a hooded sweater and a down jacket, found a wet paper towel to wipe off the heavy eyebrow powder on his eyebrows, and finally removed his makeup.When Zheng Shaochen and Zheng Shaochen were about to leave, the door of the dressing room was suddenly pushed open from the outside.

Li Chun glanced at Zheng Shaochen, said with a heavy face, "Please go out first, I want to have a private chat with Mr. Zhou."

At the end of the event, he was invited by the organizer to take a few more group photos. He was very glad that he ran over directly, and it seemed that the two left a little later.

Zhou Zihe glanced at his watch, with a polite and cold commercial smirk on his face, "Another day, Mr. Li, we are catching the train today, and we have work to do tomorrow so we can't delay." As he spoke, he planned to walk around him and open the door.

Seeing him approaching, Li Chun stretched out his hand to grab his wrist, but was stopped by Zheng Shaochen who slapped his arm away with a slap across the bar.

"Who are you?" Li Chun stared at the boy who was about the same height as him, his eyes were full of anger.

Zheng Shaochen gritted his teeth, tilted his head slightly and looked a little proud: "I am Teacher Zhou's personal assistant!" As if this is such an amazing identity.

What Li Chun wanted to say, Zhou Zihe had already opened the door and walked out, Zheng Shaochen waved to him politely: "Goodbye, Mr. Li!" He followed Zhou Zihe and ran into the corridor.

Zheng Shaochen chased after Zhou Zihe, bumped him lightly on the shoulder, and said, "How about it? Wouldn't it be useful to bring me here?"

Zhou Zihe stretched out his hand and grunted on the top of his head!Sigh: "It's easy to use when my son grows up!"

The two turned a few turns in the corridor and then merged into the crowd of fans leaving the venue. After leaving the event venue, they walked a short distance, and gradually slowed down when the dense crowd disappeared.

Zheng Shaochen couldn't help complaining, "You are also one of the important leading actors, right? It's too shabby to participate in this event!"

"That's the way it is..." Zhou Zihe snorted softly, what kind of bicycle would he need for a good-for-nothing?

Zheng Shaochen frowned, "To be honest, if I become like you in the future, I will definitely quit the circle on my own initiative."

"Who says it's not!" Zhou Zihe laughed twice, too lazy to argue with others, who wouldn't be looking forward to his bright moments as an actor?It's just that most of the time the sky doesn't follow people's wishes.

On the return trip on the high-speed rail, before the car started, Zhou Zihe had already fallen asleep leaning against the car window. After Zheng Shaochen fell asleep in a daze, he unconsciously leaned on top of him. The two of them slept until the end, and when they were woken up by the flight attendant, they both felt that they were a little bit tired. "Hemiplegia", Huangyou got out of the station and took a taxi back to the dormitory. He didn't eat and both fell on the bed and fell unconscious.

Zhou Zihe was woken up in the middle of the night by his bladder, and was forced to go to the toilet to drain water. When he came back, he found that Zheng Shaochen was still talking in his sleep?Moreover, he babbled several times in a row. It was the first time that Zhou Zihe saw someone talking in his sleep, and he thought it was very interesting. He stepped forward to eavesdrop, and only heard Zheng Shaochen's faint grunting mixed with some vague sentences from time to time.

"Dudu... I declare you... Zhudu, kiss..."

Zhou Zihe woke up instantly as if someone had poured cold water on his head. He stood by the bed in a daze for a long time. Finally, he sighed softly, took out his ID card and mobile phone from his bag, and went downstairs to the front desk to open the phone for himself again. a room.

When Zheng Shaochen saw him the next day, he complained: "Where did you go this morning? You didn't answer the phone, I almost reported you missing!"

Zhou Zihe quickly took out his mobile phone and took a look, "I'm sorry, Guan Jingyin didn't hear it... Besides, you snored too loudly, so I changed to a single room."

"Me? Snoring? Why didn't I know?" Zheng Shaochen didn't believe it.

Zhou Zihe looked at him teasingly, "Who would know that he is snoring? Can he still sleep?"

......

In the afternoon, Director Zhang asked them to hold an overtime mobilization meeting, because the filming progress was nearing completion, and the Beipiao employees in the crew did not want to go back and forth. It also happened to stagger the peak of the Spring Festival travel season.

So on the New Year's Eve, this group of film and television migrant workers was still fighting on the front line of production. In the afternoon, the field staff went out and bought a few large bags of quick-frozen dumplings for their colleagues. Director Zhang, Zhou Zihe, and Zheng Shaochen crowded together at the same table. Let’s make a new year’s wish together when there are firecrackers outside!

Zheng Shaochen has always been talkative, and he couldn't let go of any opportunity to complain with a dumpling in his mouth: "Director Zhang, you are not very old, why are you so confused that you can't even tell the difference between Chinese New Year and birthday?"

Director Zhang ignored him, and turned to Zhou Zihe and said, "Zhou Zhou, let's make a wish and not take him to play." Zhou Zihe smiled and said yes, and sure enough, it didn't take long when people started to set off firecrackers outside, and the two of them pretended Start wishing.

Zheng Shaochen saw that others were making wishes and felt that he would suffer if he didn't ask for something, so he closed his eyes with them and prayed a few words.Then he opened his eyes and asked Zhou Zihe what wish he made?

Zhou Zihe didn't hold back, saying, "World peace."

"What a coincidence!" Zheng Shaochen said with surprise on his face, "I want to travel around the world!"

Director Zhang looked confused, "World peace, travel around the world, where is the coincidence?"

Zheng Shaochen explained, "Only when the world is at peace can I travel around the world!"

Director Zhang covered his mouth to prevent himself from laughing, saying what kind of earthy love talk are you talking about?It's colder than a cold joke, okay?

......

The weather in the south warms up early, which is different from the slump in Beijing where all businesses are closed. The Spring Festival holiday in the south of the Yangtze River is the peak season for shops. Every year, Li Chun will call his best buddies to go outside after eating New Year’s Eve dinner with his elders at home. , He has not lived in Guangzhou for a long time these years, and if he wants to go out to play when he comes back, he has to grab Shang Liang. Shang Liang gives him a dozen SVIP gold cards in entertainment clubs to choose, which one he wants to play is like a lottery.

Li Chun flipped through them one by one for a long time, but finally said: "Why don't you accompany me for a stroll."

The two walked around the commercial street for half an hour, and finally parked the car in Ginza. The small square in Ginza is decorated with different themes at this time of year. The colorful giant second-hand original figure keeps the passing children and their parents. After spending a lot of money, Li Chun took out his mobile phone to take pictures of the Two-dimensional model like a passer-by.

Shang Liang followed behind him, a little puzzled, pondered for a while, then suddenly leaned over and called Chad in a low voice, and asked, "You...do you still like him?"

"How is it possible? You're overthinking it!" After Li Chun finished speaking, he realized that Shang Liang was cheating on him. He glanced back at him, pretending to be cool and said, "Call some pretty girls out and sing!"

Shang Liang pursed his lips, took out his mobile phone to send group messages, and babbled: "I'm going to Beijing next month, do you have anything to say to me? ... There is no such shop in this village!"