Cannon Fodder Has Love Dissipation System

As soon as he said this, both heads moved towards him immediately, Leng Han remained reserved, but he secretly took out his mobile phone and opened the Chocoli applet.

The host who posted the post was nicknamed "All good men have boyfriends", and as soon as he entered, he saw a very conspicuous photo of two people.

On the left is Yu Yansheng with one hand in his pocket, and on the right is Yuan Heqing who is standing sideways and smiling with half his face. They both hold chalk ends in their hands. The background is a blackboard full of words, and Guan Mingguang is smiling so hard that his teeth can't see.

The picture has been obviously enlarged, and it looks like it was taken from the back row of the classroom, so the picture quality is not very clear, but the tall and straight figures and handsome appearance of the two can still be clearly seen.Coupled with the sunlight that just came in from the window and the post-processing filter, it is not like a snapshot, but a bit like a celebrity photo.

[Submission/Looking for someone] Guan Mingguang's calculus class at [-] o'clock this morning has two super good-looking handsome boys, woo woo, does anyone know the contact information, if I don't have a girlfriend, I will take it!

The time of posting was 3 hours ago, but the post was pushed to the homepage, and a very eye-catching hot was marked on the back. The number of likes has reached several thousand, and there is a long list of comments below.

——A first-level athlete who retreated: Oh my god, I'm calculus in the afternoon, woo woo woo I decided to transfer my class to the morning to see the handsome guy!

——Enthusiastic citizen: Fuck me, I'm also in this class, what the hell I haven't finished copying the questions, I've already written the answers to these two questions, it's too strong!

——The king of mouth cannon: You, the landlord, are really not up to date. People are right in front of your eyes. You dare not ask for contact information even if you dare to take pictures. Do you still expect the general public to help you?Even shit like you can't keep up with the hot ones.

——Sun Shangxiang: The sisters upstairs are too irritable. Let me answer the questions seriously. The tall boy is my junior in the male ticket department. He is really handsome and (emphasis added) is still single.

The painting style of the post is still very normal. Many people encouraged this girl to be bold. You Ziyi laughed frantically while swiping the screen: "Look here, someone asked the host, which contact method do you want, and she replied You can say anything, hahahahaha..."

In the end, I don't know which reply to start from, and the building suddenly tilted up!

——The truth is false: the two of them really don’t have girlfriends when they eat melons and eat with fellow students. It’s hard to say whether they have boyfriends hahahahaha.

——Wang Zhaojun: Look at your nickname and touch your conscience, do you want to be with them or do you want them to be together?

——Knock CP again, I’m a dog: Wolfdog Gong×Beauty Shou I can really do it!Just ask the two of them so well matched, what else is there for you?

——Walk the human hormone: I watch the teacher stand there like a witness.

No, is it really okay to knock CP so aboveboard?He was talking about the one who said that he was a dog if he knocked on CP again!

Yuan Heqing's heart seemed to be divided into two halves, one half was extremely speechless, and the other half that belonged to the original owner, Pink Bubble, could hardly hold back.While the corners of his mouth were crazily raised, he tried to forcefully suppress them, so he frowned unconsciously, his expression very tangled for a while.

Yu Yansheng saw that he seemed a little unhappy, but he was really relieved, put his arms around his shoulders and smiled generously: "He Qing, I have experience in this kind of thing. The more you care about them, the more excited you will be. Naturally no one said anything about it, when I was in high school there were a lot of scandals like this, both men and women, right Leng Han?"

The stern young man who was called by his name was taken aback for a moment, then quietly retracted the finger he had just praised for the comment "the two are a good match", and nodded silently.

You seem quite proud?Yuan Heqing gave him a hard look.In order to quickly flip through the article, he flipped through the post again, but he didn't expect that the subsequent comments were even more out of control.

——Choose 1 out of ten thousand: My gender is male orientated to male, please beg for the contact information of the boy on the right!

——I'm lsp: Ming people don't say dark words, I just want to eat the little brother on the right, milky and obedient, just like a snow-white glutinous rice dumpling, I want to eat it!

——Brother has big pectoral muscles: The elementary school boy on the right, don't worry about the unscrupulous ones upstairs, come to me as a senior to protect you.

Yuan Heqing: "?"

You Ziyi laughed so hard that he couldn't speak, he kept patting his thighs and making loud slapping noises, probably his skin would turn red.

He opened his arms to the earthy-faced boy, and called out affectionately: "Xiao Qingqing, Nuomi Duanzi, you are really in danger now, come and protect me, my brother—oh!" Before he could finish speaking, Yu Yansheng beat him hard With one punch, he immediately bared his teeth and stopped talking.

"It's just a joke. Everyone is straight, so they just joke around." The handsome young man lowered his voice to comfort him, afraid that he really took it to heart.

"Indeed, you don't need to pay attention to such remarks." Leng Han, who has always had nothing to do with himself, also patted him on the shoulder to express his comfort.

Yuan Heqing smiled weakly, please put aside the obvious gloating in your eyes when comforting others!

[Ding——the male protagonist triggers the keyword "straight man", the host receives a critical strike from the male protagonist's straight male declaration, love value -50]

Wow this number has dropped dramatically!Yuan Heqing only felt refreshed for a while, and now even when Yu Yansheng hung his arms affectionately on his body, he didn't feel overwhelmed by his heartbeat as before, and even felt a little heavy and wanted to push away.

This made him feel the urge to burst into tears. How long has it been since he had such a normal straight male reaction.

For an instant, he felt that the future was full of hope. He looked up and looked around, Leng Han still looked teasingly, and You Ziyi was still holding his stomach.Forget it, just laugh at it if you laugh at it, after all, you have already picked up a huge bargain today.

But jokes are jokes, what they said is true.Although this matter looked quite popular, there was a lot of news and gossip on the huge campus. In the afternoon, although the post was still on the front page, there was not much discussion.

A few days later, their trivial matter was even more covered by "What to do if you find your roommate's soap in the school public bathroom" and "Will you fail if you fart on the teacher's head bent over to pick up a pen when you give a speech?" "These goofy questions and answers have long since disappeared.

As for the anecdotes on Qiao Keli, no one knows better than You Ziyi, the king of gossip. Almost as soon as there is a disturbance on the forum, he immediately starts yelling and reporting to the whole dormitory.

For example, after dinner today, he ran into the dormitory again excitedly, and said with a mysterious face: "Hey, do you know about that? Qiao Keli is going crazy!"

"As for the boyfriend of the president of the Guitar Association, he did splits! He split four times in a row!" After speaking, he paused for a long time, waiting for the shocked reactions of the others.

But after waiting for a long time, the expected reaction did not appear. He couldn't help but scratched his head in embarrassment, and said in surprise, "No, aren't you all surprised?"

The other three people in the dormitory all had question marks on their faces, Yu Yansheng stuffed a piece of cantaloupe into his mouth, and said casually: "Is this strange, we Heqing can do it too."

Yuan Heqing was startled, and repeatedly waved his hands in denial: "I can't do that."

His physical performance is actually very good. There are no problems in running, pull-ups, and long jump. The only thing is that his flexibility is not very good. Movements like splits are a bit difficult for him.

"Didn't you practice yoga during military training?" Leng Han took off his earphones and came over, "It shouldn't be a big problem."

Yuan Heqing was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that the original owner's flexibility had been specially trained, and it was said that his whole body was unusually soft.

When he became interested, he immediately put down the textbook in his hands, pushed the chair, and tried to split his legs on the aisle between the bed and the desk, and it turned out to be flat on the ground without any obstacles!

"It's really possible!" He exclaimed.

"Nice!" Yu Yansheng gave him a thumbs up, and Leng Han also raised the corners of his mouth.

The atmosphere was happy and harmonious, and You Ziyi smiled unconsciously. After a few seconds of being silly, he realized, frowning and shouting: "Oh, what is it? Alright, now the girls are uniting to post a crusade on Chocoli!"

Yuan Heqing: "...that's called cheating, thank you."

"Anyway, call it whatever you want. This is a scumbag. I just went to the post and liked it." Youzi said angrily.

He saw that the boy was still splitting his fork on the ground, and when he changed the topic, his face became cloudy again: "But speaking of it, He Qing, you are so flexible, after a while, you will be able to sit and bend forward after a physical test. It's just enough for you. Those few weak points pull points."

"I'm strong in every subject, okay?" Yuan Heqing was immediately upset. As a student who has been outstanding since he was a child, he has high requirements for his sports performance!

You Ziyi seemed to have heard some shocking nonsense, and his eyeballs almost popped out of the frame: "What are you talking about? During military training, you would pant after running for two steps, faint when you were in the sun, and immediately pretend to be dead when it came to clocking in for exercise." Who is it?"

Yuan Heqing: "..."

He quietly touched the little white flesh on his flat stomach, then pinched the soft, slender arms without muscles, and couldn't help but gasped: This wave is really a big loss!

He has always paid attention to exercise. Before wearing the book, he only looked thin and thin. In fact, he has four thin abdominal muscles in his lower abdomen and a layer of inconspicuous muscles on his arms. Before liberation, it was all for nothing.

Yu Yansheng saw the grief and anger on his face, and the resentment seemed to turn into reality, so he couldn't help laughing and said: "Don't be discouraged, there is still a long time before the in-body test, I will supervise your training in the future!"

At this time, Hara River Qingzheng, a three-good student with comprehensive development of morality, intelligence and physical fitness, was puzzled, and asked Xiao Ai puzzled in his heart: "You said that since the original owner is interested in exercising, he doesn't care about running, long and jumping, and the physical test is not good. Only sitting and bending forward, isn’t it enough to practice body flexibility?”

Xiao Ai's small face was slightly yellow, and she said innocently: "Probably there must be his intentions, Xiao Ai doesn't quite understand."