I rely on writing cool essays to cultivate demons

With a cigarette dangling from his mouth, Bai Yu furrowed his brows deeply.The glowing light from the computer reflected on his bitter and vengeful face, making him look a bit ferocious.

Accompanied by the clicking sound of "click, click", the novel review interface is slowly moving.

"What the hell, Princess Danhui died just like that?! I'm still waiting for her and the hero to hit home base!"

"Chicken author! Can you write?!"

"You shouldn't have written in detail here, what a spoiler, hey, it's a common problem for newbies."

It's densely packed, there are those who scold the street and those who provide free writing guidance, it's a headache to see.

The hot ash landed on the white thighs wearing the big underpants, which made Bai Yu shiver.

Bai Yu is not a new author. He has been working on a well-known male novel website for several years. He has been lukewarm. No matter how he writes, his taste is not good.

My palms are getting wet with sweat, perhaps, I am really not suitable for this industry.

After closing the comment interface, Bai Yu was about to go to the toilet to put some water.When he walked to the door of the toilet, he pressed the light switch with exposed electrical components. He was so shocked by the electricity that he staggered and stepped into the wet toilet. His feet slipped and he jumped forward, and he plunged into the open toilet. inside.

What a mess!

Bai Yu held her breath to prevent the toilet water from entering her nasal cavity, and struggled to pull herself out, only to find that her head and shoulders were firmly stuck, unable to move!

The veins on his forehead popped up, he twisted and struggled, and his lungs were about to explode in severe pain... Finally, the extent of the struggle gradually decreased until there was no sound.

One second before he died completely, countless thoughts flashed through Bai Yu's mind:

Seven days later, the headlines of the social edition of the Internet have already been scheduled. It is probably not "True, social death! An otaku who lived alone stumbled and fell, drowned in the toilet, and his body smelled so he was discovered!" or "Shocking unsolved case! The toilet can be submerged in shallow water Dead man! Is it the murder in the secret room or A Piao?!"

The famous name of the whole life is ruined by the sweat of hands, time and fate!

Consciousness began to become ethereal, and the whole person seemed to be floating in the amniotic fluid, which was extraordinarily comfortable.When I opened my eyes again, there was a bright and clear sky above my head, and a pile of half-hard and not soft balls under my body, which was strangely uncomfortable.

Bai Yu squinted his eyes for a while before adapting to the light. Is he... reborn?As an imaginative male video author, he quickly accepted this reality.

Stretching his weak body and reaching out to touch it, Bai Yu grabbed a hand full of soft, shiny black oval balls, shaped like peony seeds, even more like...sheep dung eggs.

Sniffing close to the tip of the nose, the faint smell of herbivore excrement filled the nostrils...it really was sheep dung.

Bai Yu felt nauseous, and quickly got down from the pile of sheep dung.There was a burst of sourness in the stomach, accompanied by spasms, and bursts of blackness in front of the eyes.This body is probably hungry for a long time.

In order to save my life, I had to hurry up and ask for some food.Bai Yu raised his eyes and saw someone driving a tractor plowing in the field not far away. He clutched his stomach and walked over heavily.

When I got closer, I found something strange. The owner of the tractor was wearing an ancient costume with a toga and long sleeves. He was lazily lying in the cab, which was much more spacious than ordinary tractors, shaking his legs. He didn't operate the machine at all.And this tractor knows how to plow and turn.

He was so hungry that he panicked, and Bai Yu didn't have time to think about it, so he called out to the person in the cab, "Brother, the guy in the car! Is there anything to eat? I'm starving to death! Give me something to eat." I will definitely repay you!"

The trembling legs in the cab stopped, and the man sat up. He turned out to be a handsome man with a long beard and beard, and an extraordinary bearing.He casually threw out two biscuits and a water bag, Bai Yu hurriedly caught them, devoured the biscuits, and poured a lot of water, only then did he feel alive.

"Hey! Isn't this the little idiot in Xishi? I heard that he suddenly starved to death without eating or drinking. The corpse was parked with the sheep dung that will be transported to the suburbs tomorrow. He woke up by himself?" Shuai The uncle made a gesture, and the tractor stopped, looking at Bai Yu with great interest.

"I didn't quite understand it before, but now my brain has suddenly cleared up again. Where is this place, what year is it, what should I call you?" Bai Yu secretly rejoiced that the original owner was a fool, and it was easy to lie about anything.

"This is Nandu City, in May 12020, just call me Uncle Dong. If you survive a catastrophe, you will have a future blessing. Now that you are awake, don't be like before, eating too much, being lazy and not caring about worldly affairs." Uncle Dong twisted My beard said slowly. "Go to the river to wash up later, and then go to the city to find an errand, or you will starve to death once. I can save you the first time but not the second time."

Bai Yu was a little confused.The co-author is no longer on Blue Star?Blue Star is only in 2020, and it's already 12020 here.

Before he could figure it out, there was a loud buzzing sound from the sky.Looking up, an imposing black locomotive galloped across the sky, followed by a streamlined supercar.

???

Can this car go to the sky? !It's more than picking a speeding car!

"These..." Bai Yu pointed to the locomotives and sports cars flying in the sky, "What are they?"

Uncle Dong looked at the old-fashioned hat: "The magic weapon of transformation. I learned it from Lanxing. I heard that there are tall buildings there, and there are core values ​​and common prosperity. We should also keep pace with the times. Come in, don't you?"

Transformation... magic weapon... isn't this a realm of comprehension?But the gap between this and the imagination is too big, it is simply disillusionment.

"Then... what is this?" Bai Yu continued to point tremblingly at the sky. He also wanted to be as cool and crazy as the reborn people in other worlds in those great god novels. He knew astronomy and geography, but in this world, It doesn't match the novels he reads!

The locomotives and sports cars in the sky suddenly disappeared, replaced by a woman in white and a pink dress holding a green oil-paper umbrella. The same clothes fluttered, clean and elegant. The two umbrellas floated in the sky with people, and finally landed on the In the distant fields.

"The old traditional activity of Yaoxiu Valley, it was first started by their valley owners. It is said that it is to exercise the ability to control and deform the magic weapon of Yaoxiu Valley, the Wanling Umbrella. I think it is for the pursuit of excitement. I heard that there is also a It's a strange name, what's it called... Skydiving, yes, skydiving." Uncle Dong's expression was a little subtle, as if he didn't like this kind of activity very much.

"It's alright, alright, I still have to plow the land and plant spiritual valleys. You should go to the river to wash up, and then go to the city to find an errand. Uncle Dong, I'm not a philanthropist either."

Since people don't want to see him, Bai Yu doesn't bother to be annoying.Anyway, with a full stomach and no pressure to survive for the time being, he sauntered to the river, planning to clean himself up before going to the inner city to investigate the situation and find a way out.

Looking at the photo by the river, the hair in the water was tangled and his face was dirty. No wonder Uncle Dong wanted to drive him away.Relying on his young body, he didn’t suffer from any serious illness before starving to death. Forbidden, he went directly to the river to wash his hair and face, and washed his dirty clothes, then wrung them dry, put them on, and lay on the haystack to wait Leave to dry.

However, after scrubbing it clean, Bai Yu also found that this face was very similar to his original one, but it was much younger. It was not the unhealthy pale complexion of a blue star otaku, but a healthy wheat color that had been exposed to the wind and sun. It's not going to be awkward and uncomfortable.Although his stature is a little short, he is still a teenager. If he keeps up with his nutrition, he should be able to grow in the future.

After drying his clothes and hair, Bai Yu followed the direction Uncle Dong had pointed him out earlier and searched for the inner city.

Along the way, Bai Yu looked around and found that this world is vast and sparsely populated, and the population is much smaller than that of Blue Star, so the buildings are not like Blue Star's high-rise buildings, but a kind of building that is closer to the ancient times of Blue Star Huaguo. architectural style.

The carved beams and painted buildings, the hooked corners and cornices, and the red lacquer and blue tiles make Bai Yu very friendly.It's just that occasionally in the sky there are magic tools turned into cars or strangely shaped mounts carrying practitioners flying past. There is an inexplicable feeling of modernity and ancient times, fantasy and reality intertwined.

There are people coming and going on the street, and many shops are opening their doors to welcome customers. There are various notices pasted at the door, and some of them who are a little more arrogant even specially customized magic tools to scroll and play advertisements, just like Bluestar's LED screen.The writing in this world is very similar to that of Blue Star, and Bai Yu has little dyslexia.

The stores hired people to solicit customers at the door, most of them were veterans with discerning eyesight. You could tell whether a person was an ordinary person or a monk by looking at his attire and demeanor, and whether he had consumption potential.

Therefore, Bai Yu, who was dressed plainly and could barely cover his body, was not paid much attention to by many people, and some even urged him to leave quickly if he didn't buy it.Bai Yu wasn't angry either. Watching people order dishes was a normal thing anywhere.

He is penniless and has no purchasing power, and his eyes are more focused on the shops that recruit workers.It's just that most jobs require work experience. With the same treatment, a novice and a skilled worker will know who to choose.

As an otaku who knows nothing but writing, he has no competitiveness in the recruitment market in the cultivation world.

"As long as skilled workers." There are those who bluntly refuse.

"There is no shortage of people. There is no shortage of people. You can go." Some people declined when they heard that he had no work experience.

It didn't help that Bai Yu's mouth was dry, so he could only walk towards the last shop on the corner with heavy steps.

Looking up at the signboard, "Quanquan Bookstore" is a bookstore, and the fire of hope has begun to start a prairie fire again.

"Buy a book or apply for a job?" The boss asked without raising his head, using a special instrument for calculating income.

"Apply for..."

"What level of knowledge?"

"Big lesson..."

Although everyone in this world wears ancient costumes, it is not the same as in ancient times, at least not at the level of illiteracy per capita.Although the monks with immortal fate did not study seriously, most of them are not bad in knowledge, and they are not short of food and clothing, so they don't have to apply for jobs to make a living.

Ordinary people who don't have a celestial relationship and only have decent conditions will choose to send their children to the classroom in order to find a better job in the future. After all, knowledge changes destiny.However, just like Blue Star, many people will be forced to become illiterate due to conditions.

The division of diplomas in this comprehension world is similar to that of Blue Star but different. It is divided into small courses, middle courses and large courses, corresponding to junior high school, high school university and junior college respectively.Neither lower nor higher level studies are in their classroom system.

All this information was extracted by Bai Yu from his previous job hunting experience.

"I only need a guy who will take care of the store and help print books. I'm afraid you're a shame for coming here." The boss finally raised his head and looked at Bai Yu squarely.

"I don't mind. If I can't print books, I'm willing to learn. It doesn't matter if the reward is not much. I won't starve to death if I stutter, as long as I have a foothold!" Bai Yu spoke very quickly.This is the last family, and even though it feels like the boss's unwillingness to keep him is not strong, Bai Yu is still making the last desperate struggle.

"How can I treat you so harshly!" The boss laughed at his reaction. "Food and lodging are included, and the wages will not be owed to you. You are responsible for looking after the book printed by the shop, and you can go out occasionally to help me press a manuscript."