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Bai Yu's expression froze, and his thoughts instantly returned to the last moment before his death.He seems...was killed by someone throwing a projectile from high in the air?

No, before he died, he vaguely heard a female voice telling her master not to play skydiving, not everyone can resist being smashed like her... He was smashed to death by Fang Xian, the legendary master of Yao Xiugu who likes to play skydiving!

"What's the matter?" Seeing Bai Yu's serious expression and gnashing of teeth, the civil servant's curiosity was greatly aroused, so he couldn't help asking.

"Do you know Fang Xian, the owner of Yaoxiu Valley?" Bai Yu gritted his back molars.

"I know. She had been famous for a long time when I died. Although she looked like a little girl, she was actually a 100-year-old monster. Why did you mention her?"

"Oh. I was killed by her skydiving. Is there any problem?" He took a deep breath and maintained the false smile on his face.

"Oh... oh! No problem, no problem, this is your ID card, you can enter the city!" It wasn't until Bai Yu entered the city that the civil servant withdrew her pity.

This young man is too unlucky. Although he often walks by the river without getting his shoes wet, he has become famous for a long time and is a veteran of skydiving. Since she took over the job of issuing ID cards, she has never encountered such a situation. Condition.

He took out the portable touch screen in his pocket and knew it, and began to share today's gossip with his colleagues, such as the owner of Yaoxiu Valley parachuting and killing innocent passers-by.

Knowing all things in the underworld and knowing everything in the human world are two independent systems that cannot communicate with each other. There are two posts in Zhizhi on the ground that are constantly increasing in popularity.

One is in the sub-forum of Daokedao, a large-scale novel reading platform, verydao.

Main Building: Due to the force majeure caused by the death of Bai Bi, the writer of Quanquanshuge, the follow-up update of "The Immortal Journey" was stopped, and half of the fairy tale will finally become a swan song

#1 Boss: As in the title, Bai Biwuxia, the author of Quanquanshuge, died in an accident, and there has been no update of "The Immortal Journey" since then.Quanquanshuge will release hardcover collector's editions of the first few volumes of "The Immortal Journey", which is only the second edition and will not be reprinted.If you wish, please place an order as soon as possible.

#2 Mrs. Bai: I don't believe it!impossible!You profiteer!Don't curse my family's Bai Dada just to make black-hearted money!

#3 Masked True Immortal: Wake up upstairs, how can anyone tell such a lie that can be easily broken?Let's face it, buying a Collector's Edition will give you something to think about.

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The other is on an anonymous emotional forum.

Main Building: My wife is much older than me, but her personality is very naive. She is prone to make mistakes and bring disasters to herself and others. I am very angry...

#1 Angry at her for not thinking about the consequences before doing things, angry at her being punished and I feel heartbroken, angry at her always trying to talk back to me, angry at her never listening to me, angry at me for doing anything to help her reduce her guilt...Are we real? Do you need to separate for a while to calm down?

#2 The show of affection is divided quickly. When I read the title, I thought it was a melon-eating post complaining about a strange lover, but it turned out to be a blatant show...

#3 Upstairs, I feel like the host is just like the Jianxiu Pavilion next door. He is modest on the surface, but he really wants to go to the street and shout "Although we have no money, we are very powerful." Let's be with your lover, don't be human Taijianxiu.

#4 What does the third floor mean?What happened to our Sword Cultivator Pavilion?You won't be the weak 丨 chicken of the medicine next door, Xiugu, right?How much bad money is there?Just be stupid every day, you won't be able to do it with one move in actual combat!

#5 It’s great to have money, at least not like some of you who have to find someone to borrow money for sword training!

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#166 You, vexatious!

#167 You, strong words!

#168 You two have quarreled for more than 100 floors, you can take a rest, don't go wrong again.I think the landlord is really troubled, if you really feel tired, why don't you separate and calm down?

#169 Chuanchuan, I know I was wrong, I will never skydive again, please don’t separate, okay... The snow prison is so cold, I can connect to it sometimes, I’m so bored... the wound is too It hurts...

#170 What about the elixir I stuffed you? !

#171 Confiscated for failing to hide...

#172 Get on your stomach and wait for me.

#173 Feeling sorry for the 168th floor... Don't be too real in life.

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There are special ghosts in the underworld to arrange residences for these new ghosts who have just entered the city. Bai Yu's assigned residence is a courtyard house, and the other three are old men.The main room and the east and west wing rooms were all full, and Bai Yu didn't choose anything, so she obediently moved into the inverted room. After all, everyone was going to be reincarnated, so they didn't care what to do.

Unexpectedly, he lived in this courtyard for almost a week, and no staff from the underworld came to extradite him for reincarnation.

On this day, he quickly caught the staff of the underworld passing by outside the courtyard, and asked with a sincere smile, "I'm sorry to disturb your work, but I want to ask when I can go to reincarnate?"

The staff responsible for counting the surrounding situation saw him face to face and asked, "How long have you been here?"

"It's been almost a week..."

The staff waved their hands impatiently: "Too many people now have too many evils and cannot enter the human reincarnation. On the contrary, the souls of many animals and monster races are cleaner and purer, and they can enter the human reincarnation first. There is a long queue at the human reincarnation. It's too full, I don't think you have any serious crimes left, you only need to queue for ten or so years before you can be reincarnated."

"Only... about ten years?" Bai Yu's smile froze on his face. Could it be that he will spend another ten years in this dark hell?It's so hard to be human...

The staff member shook his head, seeing so many new ghosts like him, he left without hesitation.

"Young man, you are a ghost, don't be too arrogant." Uncle Zhang, the oldest in the yard, floated over to comfort him. "I was a pig butcher when I was young, and I have a lot of crimes. I have been here for 100 years, and I have to wait another 100 years. Old Xu Laoluo in the east wing and west wing, one for 50 years and one for 20 years, you are the last Alright!"

"That's right, come and play chess with us, drink tea and chat. The days are not as slow as you think. Look at Lao Zhang, and you have sent away several ghosts to reincarnate before you know it..." Old man Xu also echoed. .

Unable to accept the hospitality, Bai Yu was forced to join the old men's ghost troupe, playing chess and drinking tea with a few old men every day, or helping to walk their ghost birds, so that he could enter retirement life early.

Walking on the avenue in the city with a birdcage in hand, there are many lively shops on the side of the road, selling various gadgets such as food, jewelry, toys, etc., like the world.

The aroma of meat-wonton beef noodles penetrated into Bai Yu's nostrils from time to time, making him greedy.

In fact, after becoming a ghost, there is no sense of hunger, and you can only taste the taste of food, and you cannot really eat the food.However, in the long life of queuing up in the underworld to wait for reincarnation, many ghosts live a boring life, and can only recall the world by tasting these flavors.

However, as an unaccompanied wild ghost, it is very difficult for Bai Yu to receive the paper money burned by his relatives.Although the owner of Qiqishuge burned some for him, the fee for the paper money burned by non-relatives is very high, and there is not much left in Bai Yu's hands after being exploited layer by layer.

He took out a handful of ghost rice from his pocket, sighed and fed it to the flopping ghost bird in the cage: "You live better than me, and you can eat as much as you want..." The rations of these ghost birds are all Those old men stuffed it for him when he went out to help walk the birds, for fear that his precious pets would be hungry.

The old men are full of children, grandchildren, relatives and friends, and there is no shortage of paper money during the New Year and holidays. They live a chic and happy life, unlike his few paper money that can't wait to break them up and spend them.

In fact, the old men also saw that Bai Yu was in short supply, and thought of helping this little brother whose life was as rough as a ghost's life, but it was a pity that Bai Yu was a bit angry and didn't want to gnaw on these old guys.

In the end, they had to take a step back, Bai Yu was responsible for helping them walk the birds, and the old men wanted to give him some rewards.

After walking around, feeling that it was almost done, Bai Yu returned to the courtyard with the birdcage. After placing it properly, he leaned against the big tree in the middle of the courtyard and stared blankly at some old men playing chess.

These days are leisurely and leisurely, but they are too boring. How did he get ashore after ten years? He feels that he may have to become a madman in the underworld before ten years.

The old man Luo is a smart person, and he noticed that he was not interested, so he suggested: "I heard that a few days ago, a lot of activity centers were newly built in the underworld, specially for ghosts like us who waited in line for a long time to relieve our emotions. It seems that there is a dedicated It is free to use the Zhizhizhi activity room, don’t you young people like those new gadgets? You can go and have a look, I think you are almost out of trouble.”

Hearing this, Bai Yu's eyes lit up. After learning that there is Zhizhizhi and Everything Zhizhi in the underworld, he once thought about buying a Zhizhizhi or a cheaper portable touch-screen Zhizhizhi, but in the end he was pitifully Paper money and expensive prices discouraged.

Now there is a place that gives him everything to know for free, it’s almost like someone will send a pillow when he falls asleep.His life was a long way from a long way, he failed to finish two worlds successively, and was forced to be a eunuch, "The Immortal Journey" is finally saved.

Bai Yudianer came to the activity center of the underworld, and walked into the spacious and bright activity room.Although there is no sunlight and moonlight in the underworld, there is still no shortage of lamps powered by spiritual power.

Most of the ghosts queuing up in the underworld to wait for reincarnation are not short of paper money. Only a very small number of ghosts like Bai Yu can't afford the Zhizhizhi, so they come to the public activity room to learn everything.So there are not many ghosts in the activity room at this moment, which makes ghosts more comfortable.

Bai Yu didn't want to experience the sweaty, smokey, alcoholic, stinky feet of the experience in Lanxing Herencrowded Internet Cafe ten years ago, Bai Yu didn't want to experience it again.

The author has something to say:

After changing the masking words, I realized that the weak chicken丨will become weak mouth.I really never thought of this [covering face]