Vicious male partner just wants to cook

What's the most embarrassing thing about waking up drunk?

It wasn't that he was drunk, nor was he uttering the truth after drinking.

But after doing these things, there is no fragment! ! !

No fragments?

how could be……

Why is there no fragment!

Lu Xingnan really hates it!

He wrapped himself in the quilt into a silkworm baby in pain, rolled over and over, his cheeks were flushed, and his eyes were full of regret.

He actually teased Xi Yu last night, and called him brother Yu, and kissed him after calling him?

kill him.

How could he have the face to go down to see Xi Yu at this kind of social death scene?

Lu Xingnan buried his face in the pillow, let out a suppressed "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" bang his head against the pillow a few times.

He really wanted to just hide in the room for a few days, but he was hungry, and if he didn't go down to eat, he felt that he was going to starve to death.

It's better to go down to eat, nothing is better than eating, at worst, if you meet Xi Yu, you will pretend that you don't remember anything, after all, it's normal to drink a piece of tea.

Thinking of this, Lu Xingnan regained his face.

He hurried to the bathroom to wash up, then went downstairs to eat.

Sure enough, I met Xi Yu in the living room, who was sitting there leisurely reading a magazine.

Hearing the sound of him getting out of the elevator, the man looked sideways, and when they met each other, Lu Xingnan blushed, but he tried his best to tell himself to be calm, calm and calm, and walked over as if nothing had happened, and greeted him bluntly. , "Morning."

Xi Yu glanced at him up and down, his dark eyes couldn't see any extra emotion, "You seem to be sleeping well?"

Lu Xingnan didn't know what he meant by the question, so he chuckled, "Yeah, I drank alcohol last night and slept very deeply. When I woke up, I didn't remember anything."

"Oh? Don't remember?" Xi Yu raised his voice.

Lu Xingnan's heart tightened, and his little hands curled up involuntarily, "Yeah, I don't remember anything, well, I'm hungry, I'll go to the kitchen to find something to eat."

It's already two o'clock in the afternoon, and it's already past lunch time, but fortunately, Butler Li warmed the food for him, and he can eat it right away.

He brought it to the dining table by himself. He thought it was weird to be alone with Xi Yu, so he asked, "Where's Butler Li?"

"Go shopping." Xi Yu gracefully closed the magazine, stood up and walked in front of Lu Xingnan.

Lu Xingnan lowered his head to eat, and he caught a glimpse of him coming from the corner of the eye, his back stiffened, and the alarm bell rang out, "Oh, so...well, you didn't have lunch either?"

What Lu Xingnan meant was, there's no way you didn't eat it. Since you ate it, why come to the dining table?

Xi Yu walked across to Lu Xingnan and sat down, with his slender legs lazily crossed, "I ate."

Lu Xingnan: "Then come here..."

Xi Yu: "I'll watch you eat."

Lu Xingnan: "..."

The corner of his mouth twitched, and Lu Xingnan was going crazy. What happened last night already made him very uncomfortable when facing Xi Yu, and now he is being watched by the crowd eating, he almost lost his appetite as a cooking king, "That ... I was drunk last night, did I offend you?"

"Why do you say that?" Xi Yu's expression still remained unchanged.

Lu Xingnan's clear apricot eyes swept across the man's thin lips calmly: "Then why did you come to watch me eat?"

"I suddenly want to see your face."

Lu Xingnan: "..."

on purpose!Definitely on purpose!

This man must be taking revenge on me for taking advantage of him last night!

But I can't say it clearly, it's really uncomfortable.

Lu Xingnan continued to bury his head in his meal, intending to pretend to be deaf and dumb.

Xi Yu didn't continue talking, just folded his arms around his chest and stared at him to eat. Lu Xingnan could have eaten three bowls, but he only ate two bowls. He hurriedly packed the dishes and went to the kitchen. The servant came to help him wash the dishes, but Lu Xingnan quickly refused, "I can do it myself, Auntie, go do other things."

He would rather wash the dishes in the kitchen than go out and face the vicious Xi Yu.

The dining room can be seen from the kitchen. Lu Xingnan looked back halfway through the wash, and saw that Xi Yu had left. He was relieved and hurriedly finished the wash. He was about to sneak out of the house quickly, but when he went out, the man sat there In the living room, seeing him come out, he patted the sofa beside him, "Come over and have a chat."

"What are you talking about?" Lu Xingnan stopped a long way away and looked at him anxiously.

Xi Yu didn't reply to him, but took out his phone and tapped it a few times, then handed it to him: "Look at this first."

Seeing this, Lu Xingnan had no choice but to walk over. What did he want to see?Is something wrong online?

Suspiciously taking the phone, Lu Xingnan clicked on the play button, and the next moment, it instantly solidified into a fossil.

I saw the video on the phone of him who was drunk last night. He was standing in Xi Yu's room, holding a sign in his hand that said "I kissed Xi Yu", and he pressed a button next to him. Red handprint.Then, he kept facing the camera with the card and said, "I kissed Xi Yu, I kissed Xi Yu, I kissed Xi Yu..."

By the end of the video, I probably said it no less than fifty times, but was stopped by Lu Xingnan in the middle.

He looked stiffly at the man sitting on the sofa, his face was still expressionless, but Lu Xingnan felt that he saw the look of a thousand-year-old fox.

It's too low!

He actually recorded this kind of stuff while he was drunk!

But why did he not remember this passage when he woke up in the morning?

Ahhh! ! !

So he was broken?It's just that the second half is broken, not the first half?

Lu Xingnan wanted to die, he lowered his head like an ostrich, "Did I kiss you drunk last night? I really don't remember at all, if it's true, I apologize to you. I don't mean anything else, I hope Don't get me wrong."

"No other meaning?" Hearing this, Xi Yu narrowed his eyes like lacquer. He stood up from the sofa, and his tall stature immediately surrounded Lu Xingnan. Lu Xingnan took a step back cautiously. , but was pinched by the man's chin, with a slightly heavy force, not allowing anyone to break free, "Lu Xingnan, do you mean that if you are drunk, you will kiss any man?"

"Of course not!" Lu Xingnan retorted without thinking, his face was as red as a tomato, how could he be that kind of person, although he knew that he liked to talk dirty when drunk, but according to his friends in his previous life, he was still very conservative in his behavior Well-behaved, not the kind of person who wants to kiss everyone.

As for why Dudu kissed Xi Yu last night, he himself didn't know.

Otherwise, when I woke up in the morning, I wouldn't want to die so much.

When Xi Yu heard his answer, the air between his brows eased a little, "Is that because you want to kiss me?"

"That's not true!" Lu Xingnan immediately retorted, his voice three or four times louder, "I'm already drunk, I don't know what I did, anyway, all my actions last night have no reference, if not You recorded this and I don't remember anything."

Speaking of this, Lu Xingnan pressed Xi Yu's phone, "You delete this video, I know I offended you last night, I also apologize to you, you should quickly delete this."

"Delete?" Xi Yu sneered, and took back his phone, "You took advantage of me for no reason, why did you delete it?"

Lu Xingnan's eyes widened, "You don't want to delete it? Why are you keeping it! Don't you hate me!"

"That's right, I hate you, so I can't delete it, because it will make you miserable, won't it?" Xi Yu's words hit Lu Xingnan's heart.

He twitched the corner of his mouth twice, and clenched his fists tightly, wanting to punch the arrogant man very much.

However, after visually observing each other's figures, he felt that it was better to be reasonable, "Hey, I said Xi Yu, you don't even want to see me in real life, isn't it even more uncomfortable to keep my video, you can delete it, Please, please, I can do whatever you want, give you money? Or something else? As long as you say, as long as I can do it, I will satisfy you."

"Satisfy me?" Xi Yu seemed to be a little interested.

Lu Xingnan looked at him with bright eyes, and nodded vigorously, "Yeah, everything is fine!"

Xi Yu said, "Then close your eyes."

Lu Xingnan's heart tightened, and he looked at him in horror: "You want to slap me?"

Xi Yu made a "tsk", impatiently, "Shut it up if I tell you."

"Do you really want to slap me?" Lu Xingnan wanted to cry, but he shrank back in fear, but his chin was still in the opponent's hand, and he couldn't escape, "I... I rely on my face for food, you can change it, this one really won't work."

Seeing that Lu Xingnan was lorry and still refused to close his eyes, Xi Yu lost his patience, so he directly lifted his chin, and pressed his lips on it.

Lu Xingnan seemed to be struck by lightning, his brain was buzzing with firecrackers, and he couldn't think about anything.

I don't know how long it took before I heard the man's hoarse voice gnashing his teeth, "Tit for tat, you deserve it!"

Lu Xingnan: "..."