The prime minister always builds a floor in the imperial study

Lan Shuming is a broken sleeve.Manly?This incident was not uncommon in the Song Dynasty. In the previous dynasties, there were many male concubines and empresses, but there were very few broken sleeves like the one that Prime Minister Lan had broken.

It's just because Prime Minister Lan is the No. 1 hit in the capital, but after he's over [-] years old, he has thoroughly visited all the kilns in the capital.And because Prime Minister Lan knew everything about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, the emperor personally named him the number one talented scholar in the dynasty.

If someone talked about Lan Shuming's appearance, it would be even more remarkable. Prime Minister Lan's birth was even more handsome, his facial features were like sculptures, and outsiders would say that his face was a gift from God.In addition, he likes to wear white clothes, has an extraordinary bearing, and smiles like a spring breeze, and all the officials named him the most beautiful man in the dynasty.These alone are enough to make those young men think about it day and night, and they are heartbroken, and they have to go to the gate of Mr. Lan's mansion every day to be reconciled.

Master Lan has a thick skin, so he would rather sleep on the floor in the imperial study than go back.That's enough, those people who have admiration for Prime Minister Lan didn't see the prime minister for a few days and thought something happened, they even ran to beat the drums and complained that they wanted to find Prime Minister Lan, and what's more, they risked their lives to stop other adults on the road The sedan chair wants to find out what happened.

The adults are so angry!Every day, Prime Minister Lan gave papers to the emperor. He had a thick skin and didn't take it seriously. He turned a blind eye and didn't regard himself as a party at all.

The emperor annoyed all his ministers every day because he was not at peace, but he always relied on Prime Minister Lan to handle the important officials for him, making good decisions and not daring to offend easily.

Prime Minister Lan also said, if he hadn't watched him grow up with an unfavored emperor, and looked at him pitifully, he might have resigned from office long ago and traveled around the world by himself, the emperor is so aggrieved!I couldn't say a word for a long time.

That day, when he heard that there were fewer people in front of his house, Prime Minister Lan slipped out of the palace again in agitation, entered the Qingfeng Pavilion blatantly, and invited a new young lady.The young man's face was as pink as a peach blossom, a colorful dress was half hung on his shoulders, his lips were red and his teeth were white, his charm was full of charm, and he was so tender and tender, it really aroused the anger.

The prime minister had just put a pot of wine in the stove to warm up, when there was a loud sound of gongs and drums outside, the young man was young and curious, and wanted to poke his head to have a look, Master Lan was unmoved, then Before Xiao Guan had time to get up, he heard the sound of the door being kicked open heavily, and he was so frightened that he took a few steps back!

The dignified Son of Heaven, just standing at the door, is dressed in a purple robe tied with a gold belt, with tall blue hair, a face like a crown jade, with clear brows, extremely handsome, and full of nobility, but the cloud on his face really spoils the scenery.The guard who kicked the door returned to his side obediently.

"You want me to go back? Do you want me to be honest? It depends on the ability of the Holy One!" Prime Minister Lan pointed at the person at the door and said so, and fell asleep, that warm wine is really powerful!

The prime minister, who was drunk that day, followed the emperor back to the palace, and spent another night of training. No one knew what the specific content was, but some curious ministers sent money from his father-in-law to find out. It is said that Prime Minister Lan was yesterday Those who slept in the imperial study room even asked the father-in-laws to sleep on the floor!

Good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles. It's not yet the morning of the court. Most people in the court know that the prime minister made a bed with the emperor in the imperial study yesterday.

"Report to the emperor, I have something to play!" Someone from the Imperial Academy stood up and said to the person on the dragon chair.

"What's the matter with Liu Aiqing?"

"Prime Minister Lan behaved indiscriminately. He went in and out of Huajie and Liuxiang all day long. Such a romantic person actually courted the prime minister for me. It is really disrespectful to me. I hope that the emperor will not be fooled by others!" That man was full of generosity, Almost in tears!

"Master Liu, you went to the Peony Pavilion the day before yesterday. It is said that Mrs. Zun took her maid to look for it herself." Lan Shuming suddenly stood up and said with a smile.

Mr. Liu's words stuck in his throat, he didn't know what to say next, the whole hall was suddenly silent.

When Lan Shuming went to court early, all the officials took a detour, fearing that they would be targeted by Mr. Lan.

"Tch, with your looks, it's unlucky to look at the real face a few more times!" Prime Minister Lan snorted coldly, opened the folding fan, and swaggered towards his own sedan chair.

As soon as the door was pushed open, Xiao Huang rushed forward enthusiastically. Before he could get a firm foothold, a bamboo broom was thrown from behind, brushing his shoulders and passing by. Lan Shuming turned around.

The old prime minister picked up the dustpan and threw it over again, his face livid: "You bastard, who is not good for you to play with, you actually played on the head of the emperor, let's see if I don't break your leg today!"

Lan Shuming hurriedly said: "Father, this is wrong. I don't want my son to be caught by a wolf! As soon as my son takes off his clothes and stretches his legs, our Lan family will be rich and prosperous!"

The old prime minister was so angry that his face was flushed, and he almost didn't bring it up in one breath. When he regained his senses, he picked up the dustpan full of horse manure and threw it at Lan Shuming.

"Shouke dies under the flowers, and even a ghost is romantic. You don't understand the beauty of broken sleeves, Longyangzhi..." Before he could finish speaking, he saw dung rushing towards him. Lan Shuming quickly left Xiao Huang behind and pulled The collar rushed out the door.

Hey, it looks like I got the Imperial Study Room to play the floor again today!

Lan Shuming raised his sleeves, waving his broken fan, and walked along the royal road towards the palace. After walking a few steps, he saw a small dark yellow sedan chair waiting at the corner, and his father-in-law in a dark blue official uniform took a small step. welcome up.

"The emperor knows that Mr. Lan will definitely be kicked out, so he ordered a special servant to pick him up!"

Come on, the emperor knows a lot!My old man is so virtuous, how can he bear such a wicked person!

Lan Shuming laughed, and stepped up to get on the sedan chair. He just opened the curtain and backed out. Looking at the guards carrying the sedan chair beside him, he grinned and said, "The eyes are like stars, the brows are like Daisy, and the face is like peach blossoms like spring! Horizontal criticism, good Pressed!"

The father-in-law only felt that his calf was shaking so badly, and the little bearer blushed even more!Master Lan got into the sedan chair in a good mood, hummed a little tune, and ran all the way to his floor!

The small sedan chair walks slowly on the imperial road, and you can see the high walls and red tiles, the vermilion lacquer gate, and the gold-painted pillars from a distance. Entering this palace gate, the inside is very deserted, until you enter the imperial study room, it is much worse. It's kind of warm, it's not completely dark outside, the pentagon lamp has been lit, and countless books are piled inside.A person was vaguely seen through the gap between the stacks of books.

"You're here." One person spoke, his voice was low and hoarse, with a hint of sleepiness.

Prime Minister Lan walked around the desk slowly, stood next to Zhao Fengling, stretched out his hand, and flicked his finger on the other's forehead, a large patch of white skin suddenly turned red.The emperor was in pain but didn't scold him angrily, he just smiled and said, "Prime Minister didn't go to Qingfeng Pavilion today? It's rare!"

"Duanxiu, there must be no one before or after. It is better to be suppressed than to be suppressed. It is better to be suppressed by a young man... to be suppressed by the emperor. Tell me, what I said is wrong?" Prime Minister Lan used the fan handle to provoke the emperor's Chin, eyes squinted, lips parted slightly, and continued, "The beauty of such a beautiful day should be harmonious, can your majesty and minister think the same?"

The emperor put down the vermilion pen in his hand, raised his head and stared at the other party.With sly eyes and a smile on his face, he said, "Today I sleep on the dragon bed and not on the floor."

Lan Shuming was in a daze immediately, as if struck by lightning, and suddenly remembered that he stayed up all night in the imperial study to deal with the [-]-point urgent memorial. He couldn't bear it anymore, so the emperor ordered him to go to the palace to rest, and he didn't plan to sleep on the dragon bed It's okay to lay a bed on the floor, but I never thought that I would see three women half lying on the dragon bed just after entering the door, each of them was a full-blown closed moon shameful flower, sinking fish and wild goose, full of coquettish looks, and when I saw someone coming in, I just thought it was the emperor. Yes, I tore off the white jade and gold belt when I came up, and I have to tear off the outer shirt...

From then on, Prime Minister Lan never dared to step into the emperor's bedroom, and only dared to lay the floor in the imperial study every day!

The prime minister had already lost his reaction, and before he could leave the imperial study room under the tug of the emperor, the little father-in-law had already run over, with a frightened expression on his face, "Your majesty, the queen mother is coming!"

Lan Shuming spewed out all the tea in one sip, probably choking on it, coughing one after another.

As soon as the emperor got up to give Lan Shuming a smooth ride, he watched someone walk in over the threshold. He was wearing a purple-gold robe with a phoenix crown on his head. Although he was a few years old, he could still see the stunning beauty and aura of the past. However, Ling Ran was also very aggressive, this is not a good person!

Lan Shuming knew something was wrong and wanted to find a way to sneak out, but the emperor was not someone who would let him go so easily, he grabbed Prime Minister Lan by the collar and whispered: "If you dare to run away, I will kill you tomorrow!" The Qingfeng Pavilion is destroyed, what does the prime minister think?"

The prime minister laughed apologetically, and scolded the emperor's eighteenth-generation ancestor Wang Bazi all over the place in his heart. The distance is getting closer, so I went forward, crying like a pear blossom with rain, and said with grief and indignation: "Queen Mother, the emperor bullied the minister!"

The old man's mouth twitched visibly behind the queen mother!Only Prime Minister Lan is so shameless!

The villain filed a complaint first, and then the queen mother became angry. She couldn't utter a word. The Lan family has been a minister for generations, and they are already a famous family. Offended easily, why didn't the queen mother know, and glanced at the emperor, but the emperor didn't even look at the queen mother!

"It's nothing, Master Lan, if you have any grievances, tell the Ai family, and the Ai family will definitely let you decide." The queen mother said to Lan Shuming in a tone of addressing her daughter-in-law, and the emperor stood aside very obediently, There was no rebuttal.

An hour later, there were rumors among the little eunuchs and maids in the palace: "The queen mother broke in when the emperor was playing the zither, and the prime minister burst into tears."

The prime minister heard the words and said: "The emperor is dead, so why not be wronged!"

The emperor heard the words and said: "Nonsense!"

After dinner, the Ministry of Internal Affairs secretly reported that a lady would attack the emperor's palace tonight. After much consideration, Prime Minister Lan decided to lay the floor in the imperial study. It is covered with cotton batting and a layer of fox blankets. It is very warm to the touch!

"It smells fishy, ​​the emperor's hobby really makes me feel ashamed!" Prime Minister Lan joked.

The emperor was puzzled, and the prime minister said again: "The fox, the best in the show, is born charming, the bed is charming, can be attacked, can be educated, the emperor, I didn't expect you to be so kind! Can I let the humble minister be on top today? "

"Why not!" The emperor replied with a smile, but his eyes were full of calculations!