The prime minister always builds a floor in the imperial study

The next day, the prime minister woke up early, opened his eyes and slapped someone's face while sleeping, of course, not too hard.

"Prime Minister, you are guilty of decapitation!" The emperor looked at the prime minister with a cold face.

"Back pain." The prime minister looked at the emperor and said seriously.

The emperor woke up, stopped talking, lifted the quilt, sat up obediently and rubbed the prime minister's waist.

"Ah~ that's it~ hiss, it's comfortable, hurry up!" the prime minister sighed and said enjoying himself.

"Don't call!" The emperor's face darkened, and he couldn't live in peace for a moment.

"Ah~ okay, I won't bark anymore." The prime minister rubbed his foot against the emperor's pants, and the prime minister got up happily, leaving the emperor with a liver-colored face sitting on the floor and staring at him fiercely.

The Prime Minister definitely did it on purpose!

After the prime minister washed up, he sat down at the table. The table was full of blood-enriching things, but there was nothing bland.

"Your majesty, isn't your energy and blood strong enough? You've been taking this supplement early in the morning!" The prime minister looked at the emperor with a smile.

The emperor decided that it was better not to talk to this monster.

After having breakfast, the two headed towards the Ministry of Punishment. The magistrate of Tiansi had already been escorted there. Although the case was tried by an adult, the magistrate of Tiansi was considered a cunning person. After a little bit of incense, he easily won the victory. Now he doesn't guarantee that the magistrate will come to trick him.

Entering the gate of the Ministry of Punishment and walking towards the prison inside, many people spat at the prime minister along the way, but the distance was too far to fall on the prime minister.

"Don't throw up, it's hard to drink saliva in this prison, what you are doing is just a waste." The prime minister said earnestly.

The emperor was disgusted, and the adults beside him were also disgusted.

At the end, the prefect of Tiansi is still dressed in obscene clothes, which is not surprising. Prime Minister Lan has specially instructed that it is easier to go to the land of flowers and willows before five o'clock to capture the prefect of Tiansi. Follower, it's not easy to start.

"Prefect, I haven't seen you for a long time. How come you look like this? The truth is really chilling." Looking at the person lying on the straw stack with a pale face, it seemed that he was not in a good condition.

"Prime Minister, I didn't expect you to use such indecent means!" Angrily, but still couldn't help cursing.

"Oh? A whole bottle of Spring Breeze Ruyi, isn't it enough to satisfy you, magistrate? This thing is the top grade in the capital, and you can enjoy the joy of heaven with it. Don't you like this kind of thing! You have to thank the truth Ah!" The Prime Minister waved his fan, knelt down and said with a smile.

The emperor frowned at the side. He only drank a little bit of the wine that day, and it was not much, so he tossed himself all night, if it was a whole bottle!The emperor thought about it, and it was a miracle that the magistrate was still alive.

"Prime Minister, you!" Angrily, he wanted to raise his hand to point at the Prime Minister and curse, but now his whole body was burning, and he couldn't use any strength.

"Master Zhifu, are you recruiting or not? If you are recruiting, the truth may give you a way to survive. After all, you have not done anything outrageous except to search for people's fat and people's anointing." The prime minister said again.

"You!" The man lying on the ground continued to stare fiercely at the prime minister.

"If you recruit, you still have a way out. If you don't recruit, you won't survive tonight." The emperor standing behind finally couldn't help but speak. The prime minister has such a little hobby, likes to punish people to death.

The person lying on the ground moved his gaze over, landed on the emperor's face, glanced up and down, and suddenly showed an expression of disbelief.

Wearing a dragon robe and a purple gold crown, but this person is not the servant of that day!How could this be so!The prefect's heart trembled, and he suddenly felt an indescribable sense of oppression.Suddenly, a golden light flashed in his mind.

"I'll recruit, I'll recruit, I beg the emperor to give me a way to survive!" After finishing speaking, the magistrate Nasi insisted on getting up from the haystack and knelt down in front of the emperor.

This is the only lifeline.

"Come here, bring the things." Soon the adult at the side handed over the guilt paper, and the magistrate Tiansi took it, picked up the pen tremblingly, and signed it.

"Come on, magistrate, you are pitiful, the antidote is left for you, don't take too much, you will die!" The prime minister took out a cyan porcelain bottle from his sleeve, which had nothing special about it.

The other party took it gratefully and thanked him again and again.

The prime minister said no more, and left the cell with the emperor.On the way here, the emperor still said a few words from time to time, but this time he didn't say a word when he went back.

"What? Your Majesty, what is there to displease you? Tell me to make the subject happy!" The prime minister smiled.

"Your Excellency, I remember that the Prime Minister said the night before that there is no solution to a happy spring breeze." The emperor's face darkened.

The prime minister suddenly reacted, the carriage bumped, and the prime minister threw himself into the arms of the emperor, with a little moisture in his eyes, rubbed his legs, and said temptingly: "Your majesty, if I don't give you a step, would you like to step up?" Come down by yourself? Huh?"

The meaning of ridicule is full.

"Prime Minister, is it true that I have been too kind to you all these years, but you are becoming more and more ignorant!" The emperor put on a dark face, enduring the prime minister's actions, and he couldn't be pushed away, so he just didn't want to be the prime minister. Of course, if he doesn't respond to the prime minister, he will naturally be unable to make further progress. He really knows the prime minister too well.

"I'm the number one treacherous minister. What does the emperor say? I'm flattering you. I'm flattering you. Does the emperor like it?" The prime minister rubbed his hands again.

The emperor just didn't respond, the prime minister played for a while and felt a little bored, so he let the emperor go and muttered: "Incompetent."

The emperor was so angry that he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, he must be steady, and he must not be fooled by the prime minister!

"The antidote is always to be given, look at the crime paper." The prime minister suddenly sat up straight and said solemnly.

The emperor was puzzled, picked it up and took a look, the name on the pleading paper was not the prefect's name, and even the painting was just a ball of red ink.

What!It turned out to be fake!That day, the prefect of Sisi was really very bold!

The emperor said angrily. "Come on, turn around quickly!"

The emperor lifted the curtain and said to the guards outside.

"No, just go back to the palace." The prime minister said, and the guards outside quickly responded "Yes!"

Before he could move forward, the Prime Minister said again: "What's your name? He's quite handsome. It's good to follow the real face. Look at this little face, with delicate skin and tender flesh. That's just how the real face likes it!"

"Prime Minister!" The emperor roared angrily, and the little guard over there was already blushing.

"Oh! Your Majesty, of course I love you the most. My sincerity can be learned from the heavens. Your Majesty has experienced it personally, hasn't he?" The prime minister's fingertips drew small circles on the opponent's skin.

The emperor's face was really dark: "What are you looking at, why don't you go back to the palace quickly!"

Shouting at the little guard, the emperor lowered the curtain and stared at the prime minister.It seems that I have to go back and prepare lunch quickly, this person likes to talk nonsense when he is hungry!As soon as you don't look at it, you start to be presumptuous!

"Since the search has not been noticed for so many years, and no one has reported it, the emperor thought the other party was a superficial character? After all, he is still an unenlightened emperor! Ignorance!" Suddenly the prime minister's expression returned to normal, watching the emperor shake helplessly. shook his head.

The emperor's face was completely dark now, this prime minister really wants to be beaten up before he is reconciled!

"Prime Minister, you can't keep this mouth! You can't stop the wind!" the emperor said coldly, pinching the prime minister's chin.

"Thank you for the compliment! The minister's front teeth are indeed a bit leaky!" After speaking, the prime minister blew on the emperor's face, and pressed his lips together.