The prime minister always builds a floor in the imperial study
Chapter 2 Make trouble
Did the two of them fail to sleep on the floor? When it was just getting dark, the border sent an emergency report. The emperor summoned the ministers of military aircraft overnight to discuss. Prime Minister Lan should have gone, but he was sleepy in the afternoon and took a nap on the fox fur. After being left behind, he woke up and looked at the closed gate, and then looked at the sky. The emperor probably won't be able to come out for a while, so Prime Minister Lan got up and staggered out of the east gate of the imperial city .
The imperial city at night is extremely lively, the lights are dim, and it is very prosperous, but the most popular one is the Qingfeng Pavilion, the best in the kiln, and the paradise on earth.The girl who is as beautiful as a fairy, here is it!Delicate and pleasant young lady, here it is!No one in the capital knows it, everyone knows it, and this place is famous for its elegance, anyone who wants to enter this school must match a pair, and it attracts many guests!
The mother standing at the door saw Lan Shuming coming, waving her fan and smiling prettily.
"Youthy lovers are flirting together, and the brocade tents are endlessly in love. Mom, it's the old rules, come here!" Prime Minister Lan walked towards the east wing after finishing speaking.
"Hey, my lord, rest first, Mom, I will find someone for you right now." Waving the fan, Mom walked away with a swing.
Since the establishment of the East Wing, only Prime Minister Lan has entered.You can see the emperor's road in the east, as long as you come out of the palace, you can see it clearly here.After warming a pot of wine, Lan Cheng waited for his mother to send him over.
People didn't wait for a long time, but they heard a commotion outside.
"Why isn't Xiao Sang here today!" After speaking, there was a sound of overturning tables and chairs.
Prime Minister Lan didn't want to get involved in the muddy water, so he just sat in the room and didn't go out, but he didn't know that the man was so messy, he pushed away the guests' rooms one by one, and his mother was wailing beside him, not daring to do anything.It seems that this person has some background!
"If you don't hand over Xiao Sang, I will ruin your career today!" With another outrageous sentence, the man kicked open the door of the east wing.
Xiao Sang is the number one guy in Qingfeng Pavilion, he is charming, his watery eyes make people love him, and he sings a ditty in his voice, even drunk guests don't want to leave Qingfeng Pavilion. It was the first time Lan Shuming met.
The man broke through the door and saw someone sitting by the window in the room, and lost his expression in an instant, so what about Xiao Sang?How can it compare to the superb beauty of the person in front of him, just like the fairy in that painting!
"Mom, I want this person!" The person who came was clearly a ten-year-old boy, but his tone was extremely arrogant.
"Master Sun, this person is not our young lady from Qingfeng Pavilion!" Mom immediately cried even harder.The boy punched him, and his mother immediately got a black eye.
Lan Shuming didn't want to talk to this person, and didn't bother to say a word.
"Heh! So what if it's not! I can't get what I want! There are people above me! My father is the first-rank prime minister, Sun Ting, you should be afraid!"
Only then did Lan Shuming turn his head and glanced at the person who came, Zuocheng Lan's family, right Cheng's Sun's family, both had power over the government and the public, the emperor favored the Lan family, and the queen mother favored the Sun family, neither could be sloppy!It's just how the Sun family gave birth to such a wicked thing.
"What kind of official is the young master himself?" Lan Shuming smiled lightly.
"I'm going to be promoted to Taiwei next month! If you follow me, you will enjoy endless glory and wealth!"
"30 snowflake silver to buy a Taiwei, the prime minister's family is really rich!" Lan Shuming said with a smile. He hated the Sun family from the bottom of his heart. There are quite a few, the Lan family has a breeze in their sleeves, and the Sun family has a lot of money.If the queen mother doesn't know, how can the emperor not know!
"You, you, you, you are talking nonsense!" The young man became angry, blushed, stretched out his hand, pointed at Lan Shuming and retorted.
"Could it be that the prime minister also bought an official with an IOU? It's really pitiful to the parents!" Lan Shuming added another sentence, and everyone around burst into laughter.
It's common to buy an official, but this one still has an IOU, so there is really no face to speak of!These years of scientific examinations were all organized by the Lan family. He knew very well whether this person passed the examination or went through the back door.
"You bastard, I will let my father break your dog legs!" The other party was even more angry, he was used to being arrogant, how could he have suffered this kind of anger!
"My lord, don't lie, I have decent human legs, no dog hair, no dog meat, no dog bones, the stew is not tasty, the meat is not tasty, what do you mean by dog legs? Are you fascinated by monsters?" For now, you can go to Jinguang Temple to ask Master Ran for instructions. Just say that I, Lan, recommended it, and I will never charge you for sesame oil!"
There was another burst of laughter, Mr. Sun's face was purple with anger, and he rushed towards Lan Shuming with his fists clenched. Fell into the wine warming stove.In an instant, the smell of burnt meat overflowed, and Prime Minister Lan who was beside him was disgusted.No wonder he couldn't please Xiao Sang, so reckless, it really didn't please him!
Mom panicked and invited a doctor, and the business couldn't be done because of the trouble. Lan Shuming took advantage of the confusion and slipped out. Before leaving, he kindly gave his mother a piece of snowflake silver. Having trouble with the money, my mother took the money and opened the back door for Lan Shuming.
Should I go back to Lan Mansion tonight or go to the Royal Study Room to shop on the floor?If you offend Zuo Cheng, should you run away first?The prime minister stood at the crossroads thinking.
After lingering around, half an hour passed, the cold wind was howling, Prime Minister Lan felt more and more upset, the night was getting darker, and the voice of the watchman could be heard not far away.
"What are you waiting for?" A voice suddenly sounded behind him. Prime Minister Lan was taken aback, but felt that the voice was very familiar. Turning around to see who was coming, the Prime Minister immediately smiled and said, "It's such a good day , I watched the moon for a while and was about to go back, but I didn't expect the emperor to be so leisurely and elegant!"
"Master Prime Minister, look up." The emperor smiled instead of anger.
The prime minister looked up, oops!Today is actually cloudy, it looks like it will rain, where is the moon!No wonder I feel so bored!
"The moonlight is so strange tonight, it's actually black!" Prime Minister Lan didn't say anything else, but the ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense has been practiced very well. The emperor glanced at him, and was too lazy to continue this topic with him.
"Since I've come out, I'm not in a hurry to go back. It's been a long time since I went on tour in micro-clothes, let's do it today!" After saying that, the emperor walked ahead.
The prime minister was shocked, he had been processing the urgent memorial at eight hundred li overnight, and urgently summoned the minister of military affairs to discuss politics overnight.At this moment, he actually wants to go on tour in a subdued manner. Sure enough, the emperor's heart is like a needle in the sea!
"In this case, the minister will go back and prepare."
"It's not far away. I'll be back in a day or two. Food and clothing will be taken care of along the way. What else are you planning?"
The prime minister thought about it, and after a while, he answered seriously: "Floor shop."
The emperor stuffed the prime minister into the carriage with a dark face, not going to respond to his boring matter.
The carriage bumped all the way, and the prime minister felt sleepy again, and fell asleep after shaking it. After a few hours, the carriage stopped steadily, and the prime minister fell forward when he couldn't stabilize himself. It was very standard A dog accidentally fell, and the emperor got out of the carriage without even glancing at it.
Although the emperor did not say the reason for this tour, Lan Shuming also understood that the concubine should be chosen tomorrow, and the queen mother would not easily fall into such a grand ceremony. , gave Doctor Sun a severe injection, and was forced to select three talented people.Last year, the emperor ran away, and the old minister was chased back, and three more concubines were selected.This year the emperor learned how to be clever, and ran away with the prime minister!
"Your Majesty, what is the purpose of our tour this time?"
"No."
"My lord, what are we going to do this time?"
"No."
"..."
The prime minister shut his mouth, and followed the emperor forward with peace of mind. This is a city called "Tiansi" not far from the capital. It is famous for its silk products. It is also one of the few cities that can rival the capital. Taxes have not been collected very well.Now that the border is in a hurry, the best place to dig money is here.
"I heard that Tiansi is a well-known holy place for viewing. The scenery is beautiful. It seems that today will be a feast for the eyes." The prime minister shook his fan and smiled coquettishly.Emperor Zhao Fengling stood in front of the gate, ignoring someone at all.
The night has just faded, and most of the sky can still be seen to be black.The guards who followed pushed open the gate of the prefect, and there was silence, and the lights seemed to be on and off.
The prime minister tugged at the emperor's sleeve and said slowly: "Come with me."
The emperor nodded and followed him out of the gate of the magistrate. The prime minister led the emperor and walked forward. He seemed to be familiar with the road here. After turning a few turns and passing through a few alleys, he saw a prosperous place. It was still early, but the street was still very lively.
After walking a few more steps, the emperor stopped. He thought that this person was reliable at critical times, but now looking at the place of fireworks, the emperor's face darkened, and he really thought too much.
"Prime Minister, you know the land of flowers and willows very well!" the emperor said angrily.
The prime minister smiled and said nothing, just pulled the emperor forward and continued to walk. When he reached a place, he looked left and right. Lan Shuming led the emperor into a brothel. The girls immediately surrounded him Coming up, Prime Minister Lan took out a handful of silver, waved his hand, and signaled everyone to back down.
"If you want to find the magistrate, you can't go to the mansion. The magistrate of Tiansi will not enter the mansion until five o'clock." Lan Shuming said as he walked.
The prefect of Tiansi has only been in office for a few years. In the first two years, he did a good job and made a lot of contributions. However, the past two years have been unremarkable. I heard that the prefect of Tiansi not only seeks the people's fat and anointment, but also lives a life of debauchery. , It's simply unsightly. I'm afraid that the emperor himself came here this time not only to escape the draft, but also to secretly investigate this matter.
Mother came over to meet him, Prime Minister Lan gave a handful of silver and waved his fan, and the other party laughed immediately: "Young master and mother are going this way."
Passing through the corridor, there were blushing voices from both sides. The emperor's face was livid, and the prime minister looked back and grinned. There is no honest emperor, so I can't stand it!
After walking to the door at the end, my mother left. Prime Minister Lan was not polite, and kicked open the wooden door. With a loud bang, the door cracked open, and there were five or six half-dressed girls inside. A pair of upside-down luan upside down the color of phoenix.The love is so deep that I don't even know that someone broke into the door!
The imperial city at night is extremely lively, the lights are dim, and it is very prosperous, but the most popular one is the Qingfeng Pavilion, the best in the kiln, and the paradise on earth.The girl who is as beautiful as a fairy, here is it!Delicate and pleasant young lady, here it is!No one in the capital knows it, everyone knows it, and this place is famous for its elegance, anyone who wants to enter this school must match a pair, and it attracts many guests!
The mother standing at the door saw Lan Shuming coming, waving her fan and smiling prettily.
"Youthy lovers are flirting together, and the brocade tents are endlessly in love. Mom, it's the old rules, come here!" Prime Minister Lan walked towards the east wing after finishing speaking.
"Hey, my lord, rest first, Mom, I will find someone for you right now." Waving the fan, Mom walked away with a swing.
Since the establishment of the East Wing, only Prime Minister Lan has entered.You can see the emperor's road in the east, as long as you come out of the palace, you can see it clearly here.After warming a pot of wine, Lan Cheng waited for his mother to send him over.
People didn't wait for a long time, but they heard a commotion outside.
"Why isn't Xiao Sang here today!" After speaking, there was a sound of overturning tables and chairs.
Prime Minister Lan didn't want to get involved in the muddy water, so he just sat in the room and didn't go out, but he didn't know that the man was so messy, he pushed away the guests' rooms one by one, and his mother was wailing beside him, not daring to do anything.It seems that this person has some background!
"If you don't hand over Xiao Sang, I will ruin your career today!" With another outrageous sentence, the man kicked open the door of the east wing.
Xiao Sang is the number one guy in Qingfeng Pavilion, he is charming, his watery eyes make people love him, and he sings a ditty in his voice, even drunk guests don't want to leave Qingfeng Pavilion. It was the first time Lan Shuming met.
The man broke through the door and saw someone sitting by the window in the room, and lost his expression in an instant, so what about Xiao Sang?How can it compare to the superb beauty of the person in front of him, just like the fairy in that painting!
"Mom, I want this person!" The person who came was clearly a ten-year-old boy, but his tone was extremely arrogant.
"Master Sun, this person is not our young lady from Qingfeng Pavilion!" Mom immediately cried even harder.The boy punched him, and his mother immediately got a black eye.
Lan Shuming didn't want to talk to this person, and didn't bother to say a word.
"Heh! So what if it's not! I can't get what I want! There are people above me! My father is the first-rank prime minister, Sun Ting, you should be afraid!"
Only then did Lan Shuming turn his head and glanced at the person who came, Zuocheng Lan's family, right Cheng's Sun's family, both had power over the government and the public, the emperor favored the Lan family, and the queen mother favored the Sun family, neither could be sloppy!It's just how the Sun family gave birth to such a wicked thing.
"What kind of official is the young master himself?" Lan Shuming smiled lightly.
"I'm going to be promoted to Taiwei next month! If you follow me, you will enjoy endless glory and wealth!"
"30 snowflake silver to buy a Taiwei, the prime minister's family is really rich!" Lan Shuming said with a smile. He hated the Sun family from the bottom of his heart. There are quite a few, the Lan family has a breeze in their sleeves, and the Sun family has a lot of money.If the queen mother doesn't know, how can the emperor not know!
"You, you, you, you are talking nonsense!" The young man became angry, blushed, stretched out his hand, pointed at Lan Shuming and retorted.
"Could it be that the prime minister also bought an official with an IOU? It's really pitiful to the parents!" Lan Shuming added another sentence, and everyone around burst into laughter.
It's common to buy an official, but this one still has an IOU, so there is really no face to speak of!These years of scientific examinations were all organized by the Lan family. He knew very well whether this person passed the examination or went through the back door.
"You bastard, I will let my father break your dog legs!" The other party was even more angry, he was used to being arrogant, how could he have suffered this kind of anger!
"My lord, don't lie, I have decent human legs, no dog hair, no dog meat, no dog bones, the stew is not tasty, the meat is not tasty, what do you mean by dog legs? Are you fascinated by monsters?" For now, you can go to Jinguang Temple to ask Master Ran for instructions. Just say that I, Lan, recommended it, and I will never charge you for sesame oil!"
There was another burst of laughter, Mr. Sun's face was purple with anger, and he rushed towards Lan Shuming with his fists clenched. Fell into the wine warming stove.In an instant, the smell of burnt meat overflowed, and Prime Minister Lan who was beside him was disgusted.No wonder he couldn't please Xiao Sang, so reckless, it really didn't please him!
Mom panicked and invited a doctor, and the business couldn't be done because of the trouble. Lan Shuming took advantage of the confusion and slipped out. Before leaving, he kindly gave his mother a piece of snowflake silver. Having trouble with the money, my mother took the money and opened the back door for Lan Shuming.
Should I go back to Lan Mansion tonight or go to the Royal Study Room to shop on the floor?If you offend Zuo Cheng, should you run away first?The prime minister stood at the crossroads thinking.
After lingering around, half an hour passed, the cold wind was howling, Prime Minister Lan felt more and more upset, the night was getting darker, and the voice of the watchman could be heard not far away.
"What are you waiting for?" A voice suddenly sounded behind him. Prime Minister Lan was taken aback, but felt that the voice was very familiar. Turning around to see who was coming, the Prime Minister immediately smiled and said, "It's such a good day , I watched the moon for a while and was about to go back, but I didn't expect the emperor to be so leisurely and elegant!"
"Master Prime Minister, look up." The emperor smiled instead of anger.
The prime minister looked up, oops!Today is actually cloudy, it looks like it will rain, where is the moon!No wonder I feel so bored!
"The moonlight is so strange tonight, it's actually black!" Prime Minister Lan didn't say anything else, but the ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense has been practiced very well. The emperor glanced at him, and was too lazy to continue this topic with him.
"Since I've come out, I'm not in a hurry to go back. It's been a long time since I went on tour in micro-clothes, let's do it today!" After saying that, the emperor walked ahead.
The prime minister was shocked, he had been processing the urgent memorial at eight hundred li overnight, and urgently summoned the minister of military affairs to discuss politics overnight.At this moment, he actually wants to go on tour in a subdued manner. Sure enough, the emperor's heart is like a needle in the sea!
"In this case, the minister will go back and prepare."
"It's not far away. I'll be back in a day or two. Food and clothing will be taken care of along the way. What else are you planning?"
The prime minister thought about it, and after a while, he answered seriously: "Floor shop."
The emperor stuffed the prime minister into the carriage with a dark face, not going to respond to his boring matter.
The carriage bumped all the way, and the prime minister felt sleepy again, and fell asleep after shaking it. After a few hours, the carriage stopped steadily, and the prime minister fell forward when he couldn't stabilize himself. It was very standard A dog accidentally fell, and the emperor got out of the carriage without even glancing at it.
Although the emperor did not say the reason for this tour, Lan Shuming also understood that the concubine should be chosen tomorrow, and the queen mother would not easily fall into such a grand ceremony. , gave Doctor Sun a severe injection, and was forced to select three talented people.Last year, the emperor ran away, and the old minister was chased back, and three more concubines were selected.This year the emperor learned how to be clever, and ran away with the prime minister!
"Your Majesty, what is the purpose of our tour this time?"
"No."
"My lord, what are we going to do this time?"
"No."
"..."
The prime minister shut his mouth, and followed the emperor forward with peace of mind. This is a city called "Tiansi" not far from the capital. It is famous for its silk products. It is also one of the few cities that can rival the capital. Taxes have not been collected very well.Now that the border is in a hurry, the best place to dig money is here.
"I heard that Tiansi is a well-known holy place for viewing. The scenery is beautiful. It seems that today will be a feast for the eyes." The prime minister shook his fan and smiled coquettishly.Emperor Zhao Fengling stood in front of the gate, ignoring someone at all.
The night has just faded, and most of the sky can still be seen to be black.The guards who followed pushed open the gate of the prefect, and there was silence, and the lights seemed to be on and off.
The prime minister tugged at the emperor's sleeve and said slowly: "Come with me."
The emperor nodded and followed him out of the gate of the magistrate. The prime minister led the emperor and walked forward. He seemed to be familiar with the road here. After turning a few turns and passing through a few alleys, he saw a prosperous place. It was still early, but the street was still very lively.
After walking a few more steps, the emperor stopped. He thought that this person was reliable at critical times, but now looking at the place of fireworks, the emperor's face darkened, and he really thought too much.
"Prime Minister, you know the land of flowers and willows very well!" the emperor said angrily.
The prime minister smiled and said nothing, just pulled the emperor forward and continued to walk. When he reached a place, he looked left and right. Lan Shuming led the emperor into a brothel. The girls immediately surrounded him Coming up, Prime Minister Lan took out a handful of silver, waved his hand, and signaled everyone to back down.
"If you want to find the magistrate, you can't go to the mansion. The magistrate of Tiansi will not enter the mansion until five o'clock." Lan Shuming said as he walked.
The prefect of Tiansi has only been in office for a few years. In the first two years, he did a good job and made a lot of contributions. However, the past two years have been unremarkable. I heard that the prefect of Tiansi not only seeks the people's fat and anointment, but also lives a life of debauchery. , It's simply unsightly. I'm afraid that the emperor himself came here this time not only to escape the draft, but also to secretly investigate this matter.
Mother came over to meet him, Prime Minister Lan gave a handful of silver and waved his fan, and the other party laughed immediately: "Young master and mother are going this way."
Passing through the corridor, there were blushing voices from both sides. The emperor's face was livid, and the prime minister looked back and grinned. There is no honest emperor, so I can't stand it!
After walking to the door at the end, my mother left. Prime Minister Lan was not polite, and kicked open the wooden door. With a loud bang, the door cracked open, and there were five or six half-dressed girls inside. A pair of upside-down luan upside down the color of phoenix.The love is so deep that I don't even know that someone broke into the door!
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