The prime minister always builds a floor in the imperial study

It's not too early now, the sky is almost bright, and I was really tired after tossing around for half an hour. The magistrate climbed onto his own bed, and the prime minister endured his nausea and climbed onto the big bed. The emperor was comfortable, and he was used to sleeping on the floor , I don’t like wooden beds very much!My flesh hurts.

Summer nights are not cool at all. There is some advantage in being without doors and windows. There is still a bit of wind, probably because it is about to rain, and it is extremely hot and stuffy.

The magistrate* was probably sleepy all night, but he fell asleep in less than half an hour. The prime minister slept for a long time on the road, but now he can't sleep, he tossed and turned many times and felt uncomfortable.He calculated the time, and the hazy color could already be seen outside.

I don't know how long it took, but the originally bright sky turned gloomy, and a light rain began to fall outside the window. The prime minister turned over and looked at the magistrate by the window. The magistrate, who was sleeping, consciously pulled I got the quilt, but what's the use of pulling the quilt when it's raining!

Just blinked twice, the rain outside became heavier, like pouring, the prefect probably noticed something strange, turned around uncomfortably, suddenly there was another gust of wind, the prefect was very clever , sat up directly.Before returning to his senses, there was a thunderbolt outside the window, as if it had struck right next to his ear, the magistrate was so frightened that he rolled off the bed directly, and fell on his back in a good-looking way.

"It's raining, it's cool, and it's even cooler when the magistrate sleeps by the window! Very good, very good!" The prime minister sat up and said with a smile to the person rolling on the ground.

"This..., the rain is a little heavy, hehe, it all fell on the quilt of the lower official!" The magistrate sneered.

With a flick of Prime Minister Lan's finger, something rushed towards him with a whoosh, and the sound of excessive rain covered up the weird cracking sound.

"Oh! It's better to install wooden windows like this! This house is probably in disrepair for a long time, and it leaks!" After speaking, he pointed to the quilt to remove it, and there were indeed water spots at the end of the bed. .Draw a small map.

"I'm not used to living here. It looks like I'd better find a post house! Get someone to knock down the roof tiles of your unoccupied houses tomorrow. It's a good place to repair it!" Prime Minister The lord got up, picked up the sleeping "boy" and walked outside.

"I'm going to get someone to prepare it right away! The prime minister has been wronged!" The magistrate thought that the prime minister was angry at the leaking place after sleeping, so he hurriedly asked someone to go to the post station to make preparations.

The Prime Minister is smiling!He didn't say anything. Even though it was a post station, it still needed money. Since the magistrate was willing to pay, he, Lan, was naturally happy!After all, his personal purpose is to not spend his own money without spending his own money!

The rain came in time, and when the two small sedan chairs arrived at the inn in the rain, there was thunder and lightning outside, but the rain was getting lighter and smaller. has stopped.

The magistrate was restless all night. He was caught in the rain and sent the prime minister to the post station. When he came back, his wet clothes were almost dry, and he caught wind and cold just after lying down. He invited the doctor to cook a bowl of spicy ginger soup. , Just after eating, there was another cough, and I was stunned for a while, but I didn't sleep well.

Just when I fell asleep, I heard that a large group of people rushed over. It is said that they heard that there was a rain leak in the magistrate's mansion, and they all came to repair it, and they did not accept money from the magistrate.The magistrate is naturally well aware that he hasn't done much good deeds these years, how could these people give him righteous repairs!

Before the magistrate could react, those people took the wooden ladder to the roof, lifted the tiles of several rooms in the yard, and removed a few windows.The prime minister stood there watching, feeling very happy in his heart. Fortunately, some guards were disguised. If ordinary people came to dismantle it, they probably wouldn't have the guts!

When the magistrate saw it, he almost vomited blood on the spot. There were treasures hidden in the room in those few days, why did they just blow it up like this!

"Oh, the magistrate is so elegant! This painting has a history of 300 years!" The prime minister said standing by the window frame of the demolished wooden window and looking at the things in the house.

Before the magistrate arrived, he was in a hurry to understand and saw the prime minister bypassing the pillar and walking inside.

"Oh, this is the first time I've seen such a big Ye Mingzhu!"

"Yes, yes, Xiaguan's ancestors were painters, and his mother's family made jade and jewelry. These are treasures passed down from his ancestors!" The magistrate smiled awkwardly.

"Hey! Such a big gold brick!"

"Oh! It is said that the former magistrate prayed in the Buddhist temple. The gold bricks on which the Buddha statue sits can ward off evil spirits!" The magistrate continued to smile, but his heart was full of tension.

"This is Wannian Ganoderma lucidum! It's such a big plant!"

"No, no, it's a hundred-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, which I picked in the mountains when I went down to visit the people!

Those people almost turned over the house, the prime minister watched carefully, anyway, they didn't give face at all, and the other people ignored the guard's obstruction, and directly removed the doors and windows of the magistrate, facing The attic with no doors and no windows made gestures, and if the size was not suitable, it was thrown aside, like useless wood.

"The prime minister, if the prime minister likes it, I will give all these things to the prime minister! Didn't the prime minister say that there are still important matters to discuss, so don't delay the important matters!" The magistrate said with a serious face.

Seeing that these people are rushing to the backyard, how can the magistrate be willing to do so!More backyard babes!It would be bad to copy it out!

"Important matter? Oh! Yes yes! Important matter, let's go to the lobby to discuss!" Lan Shuming took the prefect and headed towards the lobby. When he left, he didn't forget to wink at the emperor, which probably meant to be ruthless Take it down hard, take it down as soon as possible, take it down as much as you can!

After entering the lobby, it was rather cool inside. I had just been busy outside, and my whole body became hot.Lan Shuming shook his fan, and the prefect waited for him to speak.

"To tell you the truth, this time I came here mainly for the emperor's wedding. We courtiers naturally want to offer some tribute. I heard that the magistrate is very keen on collecting. No, I came all the way here just to Just buy some treasures from the magistrate!" The prime minister shook his fan and paused, looking like he was thinking, while the magistrate was waiting impatiently!

"But you know the magistrate. The truth is that he has been an upright official for several years. He has a clean sleeve and doesn't have much money. Look..." The prime minister opened his eyes and said nonsense, which was a lie that anyone with a discerning eye could tell at a glance.This is not cheap to wear!

The magistrate held his breath in his chest, wishing he could spit all over the sky!

"It's just that I really didn't expect that the magistrate and the subordinate officials have the same smell! Oh no! The fragrance is similar! I like the things that the magistrate likes very much! I think the emperor also likes it very much! Look at those treasures, This officer is very happy!" Prime Minister Lan said happily with a smile on his face.

His meaning is very obvious, just make it clear and want it!The magistrate swallowed his saliva, this prime minister is really a lion!The thick skin is thicker than the wall of his house!

"As long as the prime minister likes it, as long as he likes it! I'll let someone pack it up and send it to the prime minister to the capital tomorrow. It's just a few treasures. How can I ask for money from the prime minister! The prime minister is so polite!" the prefect said. It hurts like cutting flesh in the hearts of adults!

This means that the prime minister is asking for it!But people just say they like it!You said the prime minister didn't want it!But the meaning of others is also very obvious!He really suffered from being dumb!Ask for money!The prime minister said that he has no money!No money!The bad thing is that my heart and liver are throbbing!

"As long as the prime minister likes it, you can take whatever you want! It's a great honor to be able to contribute to the tribute!" The magistrate said with a wry smile.Isn't it just one or two treasures, and there are quite a few left after he took it away!Having won the favor of the prime minister, it will be much more convenient to do things in the future!

Come on, after finishing this sentence, what will the prime minister hold back!Immediately, he called the people outside and said: "Come here! Wrap up those treasures for me. I like it very much. Since the prefect said that I like to take whatever, I'm not polite, so I just put these Take them all to the capital!"

After finishing speaking, the prime minister did not wait for the magistrate to react, he stood up again, and said with a cheerful face: "It's getting late, I have to go back to Beijing quickly to arrange a wedding for the emperor, so let's go ahead!"

After going out the door, the things that have been dismantled outside have filled the yard!The prime minister waved his hand, and a group of more than a dozen people lifted up the wrapped things and walked outside!

The magistrate was dumbfounded!Didn't you say that you will leave in two days!I wanted to make a verbal promise, but how could this prime minister handle things so efficiently!

"My lord, the prefect, I'm leaving!" After cupping his hands, the prime minister summoned a sedan chair, and just walked out of the prefect's gate so arrogantly!

The prime minister robs the magistrate, one is smart and the other is willing to suffer!This robbery is extremely arrogant!Extremely fast!Extremely shameless!Not to say good one or two!Why did they pack it all up and take them away!

"I've seen people robbing, but I've never seen someone robbing like you!" the emperor said lightly.

"Originally, I planned to steal it, but it really violated the laws of the Great Song Dynasty, so I had no choice but to do something wrong." The prime minister laughed happily!

The emperor's complexion has become serious.

"I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree. If you want to cross this road, leave behind the beauty!" After speaking, the prime minister winked at the emperor!

The emperor decided not to talk to this man for the time being!

The prime minister smiled back, but he was cautious in doing things. They had few people with them now. They thought about buying the magistrate, but after thinking about it, they decided to give up. This matter should be handled by the Ministry of Punishment and follow the procedures.

When the prime minister arrived in the neighboring city, he sold these things and exchanged them for bank notes!The feeling of holding a large stack of banknotes in your hand is really different!If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't do it, he really couldn't bear to just change it!It's really a good thing!Do you want to save some?

"Your Majesty, let's part ways like this. I have other matters to deal with, so let's go ahead!" The prime minister wanted to slip out of the pawn shop!

The emperor has sharp eyes and quick hands!Grabbed the prime minister!

"Master Prime Minister, do you remember that sentence, the king ordered the minister to die, and the minister had to die!" The emperor moved a little closer!The prime minister has goosebumps!An unknown premonition strikes!

Lan Shuming knew that he couldn't escape, so he had no choice but to admit it. His face changed into that of a servant again, and he said flatteringly: "I don't know how the emperor wants the minister to die? I share the same bed for a hundred days, I hope the emperor will Let me die among the blooming chrysanthemums for the sake of our sleeping together! Vigorously..."

Before he could finish his sentence, a big knife flew towards him, and the prime minister's words stuck in his throat, and he couldn't say the next word!Seeing that the blade was about to slash across his face, the prime minister had already forgotten to react, and the people beside him had sharp eyes and quick hands.A sword came from sideways, and the opponent's knife was directly bounced away.

As soon as the people around saw that this was a real fight, they immediately dropped what they had in their hands and ran wildly when they were still in the mood to go shopping. This is really running at the speed of a horse, and the chicken that can't fly is also flopping On the roof, there were a few clicks.

The prime minister swallowed his saliva, and blinked his eyes resolutely. This is...meet an enemy?