The prime minister always builds a floor in the imperial study

"Don't even think about the dragon and phoenix fruit. It can't be promoted. Now the fake medicine is prevalent in the capital, and the number of people who have been poisoned is countless. I have asked Dali Temple Minister to investigate the matter. Now the dragon and phoenix fruit tree can't be transplanted. It's a mess, let's let it go like this." The prime minister nestled into the emperor's arms.

The emperor's face was full of sorrow again, neither the left nor the right, it was really embarrassing.

"Tomorrow, I'll go to Jinguang Temple, and I'll go to Master Mingran, he will know how to do it." The prime minister said.

The emperor gave a "hmm" and agreed to the matter.

"When I turn back and wait for my minister to become a monk, I won't have to suffer from the loss of my sleeve!" The prime minister said with special emotion.

The emperor thought he was farting, this person's nature is hard to change!

It was said that he was going to Jinguang Temple on the second day, but the prime minister forgot about this busyness.

In the early court, when the ministers heard that the Prime Minister had recommended Lord Zhou to be Minister of the Ministry of Punishment, they were quite surprised. This week, Lord Zhou was really unattractive. Why did he receive the favor of the Prime Minister many times.

If it is said that the two have one leg, the prime minister always smiles and answers that they have two legs. Three legs, oh! That's right, there is indeed a third rule, which is my negligence. I have broken sleeves. You all know this third rule. There is no difference between long and not long. It's the one below!"

The prime minister chuckled, all the ministers were already blushing, it was not once or twice that the prime minister said something unscrupulous, but every time he heard such shocking words from the prime minister, he felt as if he had been hit by a thunderbolt.

If it is said that Mr. Zhou and the prime minister have no affair, and the prime minister has repeatedly promoted this person, he can't figure it out, can't he figure it out, in the eyes of the prime minister, ugliness is considered beautiful?

When he heard the latter, the prime minister was eating snacks in the imperial study, and he couldn't stop laughing from ear to ear when he heard what the little stool said, which was a bit interesting.

"Go ahead and tell me. The Prime Minister said that there is a family ten miles out of the city, who is two or three times uglier than Lord Zhou. If anyone likes the Prime Minister, introduce him. I promise to be ugly and beautiful!"

When the little stool heard this, he almost sprained his feet.

When the prime minister was talking and laughing, the emperor came in. He didn't know what he was doing just now. The prime minister had finished eating a plate of dim sum before he came back.

The prime minister moved his head on the large chair, leaving a place for the emperor, and then said: "Just came back from squatting in the latrine?"

The little stool was shaking with laughter, and even the old man, who had always been expressionless, laughed like chaff.

"Li Cheng is back." The emperor came up and said without arguing with Lan Shuming.

The prime minister said disapprovingly: "Su Liu doesn't fight wars, so it would be a waste for him to stay in the frontier. It's better to come back and help."

Come on, the emperor knew it, no wonder Li Cheng came back so quickly, and it was the prime minister's stalking.

Of course, the prime minister had a purpose in letting Li Cheng come back. There are not many people who can use it now. Master Zhou alone will definitely not be able to catch the other party's people. With Li Cheng here, Lan Shuming is much more relieved. The situation is unbearable.

Before the two had time to say a few words, the prime minister summoned the queen mother again. The emperor originally planned to follow him, but he endured it and still didn't go. The current situation of the queen mother would not do anything to the prime minister. Just based on the prime minister's mouth, the queen mother is no match for him, it's not good to go by herself, the queen mother's moths are all on her.

When the Prime Minister arrived, the Empress Dowager was feeding the fish by the pond in the imperial garden. There were not many fish in the pond. There used to be quite a few good koi carps, but they were caught by the Prime Minister and roasted a few times before they almost disappeared. For this It was said that the Empress Dowager was so angry that she didn't eat fish for a long time.

"I see the queen mother." The prime minister still bent down.

"Lan Aiqing, the Ai family heard that you have not had a good appetite recently, so they specially made some local snacks for the prime minister, should the prime minister try it?" the queen mother said.

The prime minister is really excited from the bottom of his heart!The sun is definitely coming out from the west today. It looks like a weasel greeting a chicken for the New Year. Don't worry about it!

"I'm terrified," said the prime minister.

"The emperor likes Prime Minister Lan, and the Ai family also sees it. The Ai family regards Lan Cheng as a daughter-in-law. Does the prime minister want to let down the painstaking efforts of the Ai family?" The queen mother wiped the corners of her eyes with a handkerchief. The performance is lifelike!

The prime minister was in a bad mood, especially the word "daughter-in-law", which made his skin crawl.

"Thank you Queen Mother." The prime minister didn't hesitate, sat down and began to look at the dishes on the table.

They are indeed some light snacks with a little fragrance. Among them, there is a plate that makes the prime minister feel the most frightening. A plate of black meatballs. The prime minister did not want to put it on that plate from the beginning. There, he saw that the Queen Mother's heart was in his throat, and he turned the chopsticks again to the next dish.

After going around like this for several times, the prime minister has tasted almost all of them. Suddenly, the prime minister remembered the former empress. He also ate her dishes when he was a child. He didn't give up any of his meat, and fought back and forth with Zhao Fengling several times, but Zhao Fengling would always compromise in the end.

The prime minister was absent-minded for a short while, and the queen mother had already caught a meatball for him.

"This is the dim sum from Aijia's hometown. This dish is called Jiulongyan. It is made of vegetarian dishes. It tastes good. The prime minister should try it." He couldn't refuse the empress dowager's stuff in person, so he had to accept it. He fed it into his mouth, pretended to chew it, picked up the cup and took a sip, and immediately spit out the thing in his mouth. This smell is not unfamiliar to him. Qingfengge mother also sniffed fake medicine for him. How could he will not recognize.

The queen mother really thought about it, and let him eat this thing too!

Taking advantage of the Queen Mother's unpreparedness, the prime minister directly dumped the thing. Fortunately, he was close to the edge of the pavilion, and his movements were always extremely fast, so few people could see clearly.

The queen mother watched the prime minister swallowing it before, thinking that he really ate the fruit, and she was very happy in her heart. The prime minister said that he was full, so he resigned first and the queen mother did not stop her. Sigh, the empress dowager has only been quiet for a few days, and she has come out to make trouble again!

As soon as the prime minister returned to the imperial study, he heard that someone came to report that Mrs. Dong's lady had a stomachache after eating the cakes sent by the queen mother.

Before the prime minister could speak, the emperor pulled him aside and asked anxiously, "How is it? Do you feel unwell?" The emperor was extremely nervous, but the prime minister waved his hand.

"It's okay, I didn't eat."

After listening to the prime minister's words, the emperor breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, nothing happened. Just now he heard that something happened to Miss Dong's family, and it was rumored that the empress dowager invited the prime minister to the Imperial Garden to taste some dim sum. The emperor's heart was in his throat.When he was about to go to the imperial garden to find Lan Shuming, he had already returned.

As soon as the prime minister left, the queen mother received the news that the Miss Dong fell down after taking a bite, and Master Dong was so frightened that half of her soul was lost.

As soon as the prime minister arrived, Mr. Dong entered the palace on the back, saying that he wanted to see the queen mother. When the emperor received the news, he naturally would not let it go. He took the prime minister with him and wanted to see the excitement.

The prime minister didn't want to go at first, but the emperor seemed very interested, that's all!Go as soon as you go, anyway, you won't lose a piece of meat, and it might be a good thing to take the opportunity to win over Mr. Dong.

As soon as he walked to the imperial garden, he heard Mr. Dong kneeling on the steps outside the pavilion and shouting loudly: "I don't know the etiquette when entering the palace. If the empress dowager collides, please spare her life!"

After speaking, Mr. Dong bowed his head on the steps. The Prime Minister was so far away that he could almost hear the crisp sound. This knock was not light!

"Master Dong, please hurry up, what's the matter, why does this good Mr. Dong say that!" The Queen Mother said with a worried face.

"What's going on?" The queen mother looked at the eunuch holding the food box and asked angrily.

"Back, back to the Queen Mother, Miss Dong ate, ate..." The little eunuch was afraid that this was the first time he had encountered such a thing, and he was so frightened that he could hardly speak.

"You bastard, please speak carefully!" The queen mother scolded angrily, and the little eunuch almost fainted, but just cried, "Please forgive me, please forgive me, please forgive me. The slave doesn't know why, please forgive the queen mother, please spare the slave!"

The little eunuch's whole body was trembling as he spoke again and again.

It's not a good feeling for the prime minister to stand here and watch.

"The Emperor is here—"

The old man saw the right moment and called out.

"See the emperor, long live my emperor, long live, long live!" All the people knelt down and bowed down.

The emperor stepped up and walked over. Of course he pretended to have just arrived, and asked suspiciously: "Queen, what happened here?"

"This dog slave, dare to poison the pastry that Ai's family sent to Miss Dong!" The queen mother was so angry that her fingertips trembled, pointing at the little eunuch kneeling on the ground and said angrily.

"I beg your majesty to spare your life. It wasn't a slave who did it. It really wasn't a slave. Your majesty, please forgive me!" The little eunuch almost fainted when he heard what the queen mother said, and immediately kowtowed a few more times at the emperor. Ring your head.

The prime minister looked down, this little eunuch was very handsome, but this knock ruined half of his face. Although he is a beautiful prime minister, it's just that this little eunuch might not be able to keep it today.