The prime minister always builds a floor in the imperial study

"Where's my floor bed? Where's my fox Mao Mao? Zhao Fengling, bring it to me!" The prime minister roared angrily, and the emperor's ears almost exploded.

What floor!It's already winter, how could it be possible to sleep on the floor like in summer!Besides, the emperor couldn't bear to put the prime minister on the ground to sleep, it was so low, it was very troublesome to get up and sleep!The emperor had no choice but to get up and look for the fox fur. Lan Shuming also said that he had a peculiar taste and liked foxes. Now it seems that Lan Shuming is the one who prefers it!After finally turning the fox fur out, the emperor finally had a chance to catch his breath.

The fox fur was finally brought to Lan Shuming, and the emperor tossed it several times, and was pulled down by Lan Shuming again. The emperor just lay down, and the people around him arched again, murmuring Muttered: "Zhao Fengling is a bastard, I actually want to give him cubs, yes, cubs, a litter of cubs, cubs..."

Zhao Fengling couldn't hear what was said later. Just after hearing the first two sentences, the emperor couldn't bear it anymore. With a smile on his face, he hugged Lan Shuming even tighter. Month, finally able to settle down a little bit.

The next morning, when the prime minister woke up, he heard that the emperor had removed all the wine in the palace. Lan Shuming suddenly felt that the world was dark. When Lan Shuming went to the emperor full of anger, the old man said that the emperor was eating In the room, it is said that he is with the cook.

Lan Shuming has heard that the cook in this palace is newly recruited, she is very beautiful, the prime minister's face darkens, thinking that the emperor has not had much contact with him in the past two months, and now he meets a woman, I wouldn't start with her. If I were Lan Shuming in the past, I would definitely not care about it, but it is different now. Lan Shuming is very sensitive now, especially when I hear such things, I feel that my whole body is not angry. Call one.

Lan Shuming rushed towards the dining room angrily, and before he got there, he heard bursts of exaggerated shouts, the prime minister's face turned darker, and he rushed in without waiting for anyone to inform him. Walking to the door, a puff of smoke came. The emperor's eyes were sharp and his hands were quick. He quickly spotted the prime minister and quickly saved him. The smoke happened to be directed at the prime minister's face. The emperor's action was very timely, and he was blocked directly. up.

"Are you all right?" the emperor asked worriedly.

"It's okay, what are you doing! Burning the kitchen, the smoke is so big!" After being sprayed like this, the Prime Minister even forgot what he did here!

"Hey! This is not the prime minister. The emperor is learning to cook with me. The prime minister is lucky!" A familiar voice rang in his ear, and the prime minister looked up. Who was wrong? It was actually mother. When will she arrive? The cook in this palace is here!

"Where did you come from and go back? Turn right when you go out and there is a carriage, thank you!" the prime minister said slowly.

It's not safe to live in a place with this monster. The prime minister never took this monster with him when he went out in the past!

"It's rare for the emperor to be kind enough to worry about your comfort, so he asked my mother to come. Prime Minister, no, the queen actually dislikes her mother. This really chills my mother. Why don't you come to see the emperor's achievements?" Mom said with a smile .

When the prime minister turned around suspiciously and looked at the emperor, he found that he still had flour on his hands. When he came to hug him just now, he also had some pimples on his body. The prime minister looked at the emperor's face again, looking a little nervous , his ears turned red, and Lan Shuming suddenly wanted to laugh out loud. This was the first time he had seen such an emperor!

The prime minister still walked into the dining room, the smoke had dissipated just now, the prime minister saw a lot of things on the table when he entered, mainly pasta, there were sedan chairs and steamed buns, all of which were not cooked or steamed of.

"This side is made by mother, and that side is made by the emperor!" Mom said with a smile on her lips.

The prime minister glanced at it, and at first it was really not very beautiful, but later on it became more and more beautiful, almost catching up with mother's income, and the ones that have been cooked are very delicious.

"Tomorrow is the New Year's Eve, let's distribute these to those outside. There are not many people in this palace. Mom's cooking is quite substantial!" Mom said busyly.

The prime minister ate the dumplings in the bowl, feeling an indescribable warmth in his heart. In the past, the Chinese New Year was nothing more than half a banquet in the palace. The excitement was lively, but it was a little rusty, and it was nothing more than official courtesies. A boisterous head.In the past, I could still hear children setting off firecrackers outside, but I never saw them again after living in the palace for a long time.

"Let's set off firecrackers together tomorrow!" said the prime minister.

"Okay, I'll let someone prepare it!" The emperor sat at the side of the square table, watching the prime minister eat the dumplings one by one.

That night, all the people in the palace got together, and my mother didn't care about the emperor's idea. She used the name of the prime minister and replaced the small tables with square tables. Several tables were gathered together, and it looked very lively. Mom He even squeezed the prime minister and the emperor apart. The prime minister ate a lot of dumplings in a hundred days, and now he was not hungry. He suddenly felt that there was something more in his hand. The prime minister looked down and saw that his mother secretly stuffed him with a pot of wine. The famous product of Qingfeng Pavilion, the fragrance is enough, and it is not easy to get drunk.

"Drink less, half drunk is almost enough!" Mom whispered.

The prime minister was very happy, and secretly drank half of the pot behind the emperor's back, but he still didn't dare to drink more. He was drunk yesterday, and now his head still hurts. The old man said that Zhao Fengling seemed very angry, and Lan Shuming decided to change his ways!

Sure enough, when the emperor found out that the prime minister was drinking secretly again, he was very angry, but he felt distressed when he beat him, and he couldn't hear him scolding Lan Shuming, so the emperor had to give his mother a hard look, and hugged the prime minister to the bedroom.

Mom almost burst into tears from the bottom of her heart, it's not easy for her to be a matchmaker!

The prime minister wasn't completely drunk, and he still had a half-hearted intention, but he just wanted to tease the emperor, and I heard that the emperor was quite disturbed by him yesterday!

"The dumplings are salty, no good!" the prime minister murmured.

"Well, I will take it lightly next time!" The emperor replied softly.

"But it's still delicious!" the prime minister added.

The emperor suddenly lowered his head to look at the prime minister. The prime minister's eyes just collided with the emperor's. He wanted to dodge, but he was a bit too slow, and his eyes collided at this moment.

"As long as you like it." The emperor said suddenly.

When the prime minister was told this, he suddenly became speechless. He had only drank a little wine, why did he feel that the wine was flowing out of his eyes now?

We have been together for so many years, when I think about it now, it still feels like a dream in the past.

The whole winter passed in a flash, the spring in the south always came much earlier than in the north, the palace was full of winter jasmine flowers, and the bright yellow color was much more beautiful, the prime minister's belly had grown more than a circle, Zhao Fengling Afraid that something went wrong, he stayed by Lan Shuming's side all day. Sometimes Lan Shuming felt that he was too nervous, but looking at his stomach, it was really big. It's not unusual, it's not that he has never seen a person who is pregnant for ten months, but no matter how he looks at it, he feels that people who are pregnant for ten months may not necessarily have a big belly like his own!

Lan Shuming also asked his mother many times if there was any problem in his stomach, but his mother was calm and told Lan Shuming that there might be two in his stomach. The prime minister was happy, but the emperor's mood Seems to have plummeted.

"What?" the prime minister walked out of his mother's pharmacy, looked at Zhao Fengling with an unhappy face, and asked in confusion.

"One is already hurting the body, now two..." I'm afraid it will be even more difficult at that time!The latter words were not very auspicious, and the emperor did not say them out, but the prime minister lived with the emperor for such a long time, and he could clearly understand the emperor's meaning with just one look. He just grabbed the emperor's hand and put it on his stomach, Then he smiled and said: "So what, don't you believe me? Anyway, I am also a person who has practiced martial arts, and my health is not so bad that I can't even give birth to a child."

Although Lan Shuming said so, he didn't have the bottom of his heart. His mother died because she was too weak after giving birth to herself, and she couldn't bear the torture of illness. Naturally, Lan Shuming buried this matter. He didn't say it in his heart, and he couldn't say for sure what the result was.

"Eunuch, ask the imperial dining room to add two more dishes at night." The emperor sighed, and then said to the people behind him. The old man naturally understood people, and immediately left in small steps and walked towards the dining room. He smiled helplessly, if in the past he should have said that the emperor was extravagant and wasteful, but now the emperor is also very anxious, so let him go.

After dinner, the emperor gave Lan Shuming a good wash, and reported him to the bed. The pregnant woman was still so light. The emperor was somewhat dissatisfied. Rubbing his neck, he pressed a kiss on the emperor's forehead, and then slowly said: "Don't worry, the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge, I have survived all these years in court, my life is hard, what are you afraid of! "

The emperor didn't follow the prime minister's words, but just hugged him in his arms and pressed his lips together. The more Lan Shuming comforted him, the more he felt that he owed him too much, and this feeling became stronger and stronger.

Lan Shuming didn't refuse either, but tentatively responded to the emperor. The emperor didn't dare to get too excited, but just gently kissed the person in his arms.

"The improved dragon and phoenix fruit tree has been transplanted successfully, and people from the southwest have written back, saying that new buds have grown in the beginning of spring." After a long time, Lan Shuming suddenly said something in the emperor's arms, without waiting for the emperor to speak Then he continued to add a sentence: "The last one hundred pills have been placed in the forbidden pharmacy."

"Well, I know. Go to sleep, it's getting late." The emperor patted the prime minister on the back, the prime minister hesitated to speak, and finally closed his eyes to let his breathing gradually calm down.

Indeed, what did he not know?

☆, 86, ending

In early summer, the lotus flowers in the palace had already grown buds, and one or two flowers had already bloomed. It looked good. Lan Shuming sat in the pavilion to enjoy the shade, but he couldn't calm down at all in his heart. I've always felt uneasy recently, and now this stomach has been seven or eight months old, and the degree of bulging is not to be underestimated. Lan Shuming glanced at his stomach upset and sighed irritably.

If he used to play a game of chess in such a place, he could calm down and kill him for a few days and nights, but after two rounds of fighting with Zhao Fengling just now, he got a little bored, so he simply stopped playing.

Seeing Lan Shuming's anxious look, the emperor felt uncomfortable. His nervousness was many times higher than that of Lan Shuming. In the past, he could rest assured that he would go out and walk alone, but now he just followed Lan Shuming inseparably. .

Those two people in the capital really felt heartbroken because of this matter. Although there is no open and secret fighting in the court now, a lot of things have not been finished, and they dare not make rash assertions about some things, but the emperor has not done it yet. In charge of government affairs, Dali Temple Minister and Master Dong both had a lot of gray hair. When Li Cheng saw the two of them, he couldn't help but tease: "Too much indulgence will make you grow old, you two take it easy!"

As soon as Li Cheng said this, Master Dong hadn't reacted yet, and after a while, Li Cheng leaned over and whispered next to Master Dong: "Dali Siqing is a broken sleeve, does Master Dong know? "

Master Dong shook his hand and nearly broke the teacup. In the end Li Cheng left with a smile. Master Dong stood a little farther away from Dali Temple Secretary. Dali Temple Secretary held his forehead, and he knew that Li Cheng had no good intentions. Add chaos!

The palace was indeed very lively, but the Xinggong was a bit deserted in comparison. After hearing the report from the hidden guard, Prime Minister Lan finally felt a little more relaxed.

"Master Dong is just a little dull, and you should raise some points more often. Li Cheng has done a good job in this matter." Lan Shuming expressed his opinion.

The emperor shook his head helplessly, knowing that in the past, Lan Shuming always made Mr. Dong a bit abnormal. Come on, it hasn't been a year yet, so he asked Li Cheng to return it to him. Thanks to Mr. Dong's dullness Being played around by these two people, poor Mr. Dong!Hold on!

"Zhao Fengling."

"Huh?" The emperor pulled back from his thoughts and looked at the people sitting beside him. "What's wrong?"

The emperor looked at Lan Shuming suspiciously.

Lan Shuming frowned, with a painful look on his face, Zhao Fengling's heart immediately tugged.

"My stomach hurts!" After saying that, the prime minister clutched his stomach and half curled up, looking very painful. The emperor immediately stood up from his seat in a panic, and ran towards the prime minister.

"Hurry up, pass on to the imperial physician, hurry up!" the emperor shouted anxiously, while hugging the prime minister.

When the old man saw this, he was so shocked that he almost lost half of his wits, and hurriedly prepared to teach the imperial physician, but before he could take a step, he heard a burst of hearty laughter.

"Hahahahaha, I lied to you!" The prime minister, who was nestled in the emperor's arms, said with a smile on his face, and the emperor froze in place.

"What? Are you angry?" The prime minister looked up at the person holding him.

The emperor looked down, sighed, turned around and carried the prime minister back into the pavilion, and sat down with him in his arms.

"You! If you continue to be so scary, half of my life will be lost." The emperor said helplessly.

I don't know if it's because of the pregnancy or what, but Lan Shuming today has changed a lot from the previous Lan Shuming, especially in terms of personality, which sometimes makes him feel dumbfounded.

"What? You're not happy? You don't want to leave, I'm here alone!" Cheng Xiang immediately struggled out of the emperor's arms and stood up.

The emperor was speechless, this must come out every day!I had to force myself not to look at Lan Shuming, and kept my eyes on the lake. Lan Shuming has been used to him recently, and it will be terrible if he keeps getting used to it. His heart beat a few beats faster!

Before the prime minister had time to take a step, he suddenly bent down again, resting his stomach on one hand, and knit his eyebrows together.

"Zhao Fengling, hurry up, send mom over here." Lan Shuming said painfully.

"Mom is making medicine, come here later, we don't have to go." The emperor thought that the prime minister was pretending to have a stomachache again, so he ignored the prime minister's words and replied.

The prime minister was furious, but the unbearable pain made the prime minister almost speechless. His body was getting heavier and heavier, so the prime minister had to kneel down, but the pain was still severe.

Here the emperor couldn't wait for the prime minister's answer, so he turned his eyes from the lake, and just as his eyes fell on the prime minister's body, he saw the blood on the ground.

"Quick, pass on the imperial physician, father-in-law, quickly pass on the imperial physician!" The emperor roared, and the father-in-law, who was standing not far from the pavilion, glanced at this side, his old life was so shocked that he didn't remember to respond, Lifting his legs, he headed towards the imperial doctor's residence!

"What are you panicking, you're not dead yet!" Holding the emperor's arm tightly, the prime minister finally recovered his breath and gritted his teeth.

Where did the emperor have the thought to respond to the prime minister's words, he immediately picked up the prime minister and ran towards the nearest room.

Just when the emperor put down the prime minister, a group of imperial physicians rushed towards this side. The palace is not very big, and it is only a few yards away to walk around, and the place where the imperial physician lives is not far from here. Physician Jiang went out to gather medicine today, and he was not there. It's not that the old physicians present had delivered babies before, but they had only delivered babies to women. It was the first time for this group of men to deliver babies, and each of them felt a little helpless. .The bottom of my heart is also very nervous, after all, there is also a queen in the room, if something goes wrong...

"What are you doing in a daze, go in quickly!" The old man couldn't help it a little bit, and urged him behind.

"Get out of the way, old lady." An exaggerated and arrogant voice came over. Mom was walking over with half a candied haws in her mouth. She had just finished getting the medicine and had a short errand when she saw that the yard was busy. She was jumping around, she knew that something was wrong, she rushed over, and saw this group of useless imperial doctors standing at the door, unable to do anything, as a doctor who was more useful than imperial doctors, she was under a lot of pressure big!

"You two, come in with me, and the others will prepare hot water." After speaking, my mother rolled up her sleeves and got ready to work.

As soon as I walked into the door, I smelled a bloody smell, and my mother frowned.Looking up, he saw Zhao Fengling sitting by the bed.

"Let's go, stand aside, take up your place." Mom waved her hand towards the emperor.

Looking at Lan Shuming's situation, the emperor couldn't be at ease. He ignored his mother at all, squeezed the prime minister's hand, and looked anxiously at the person on the bed.

"Your majesty, this delivery room is bloody, you will get bad luck here, you'd better go out!" The old doctor at the side couldn't help but persuade a few words, the mother was not happy, and said again in a loud voice: "Go out!" What, it’s right here, what’s the bad luck for having a son, a bunch of stubborn old people!” Mom walked to the bed, ignoring the two bearded and staring old doctors behind her.

The father-in-law moved quickly, and the hot water was ready soon, and the mother also put the knives on the table.

"Do you want to cut the stomach or just give birth like this?" Mom stood by the bed and looked at Lan Shuming, who was pale and sweating, and said calmly.

"What? Do you want to open your stomach?" The emperor's face changed when he heard this, and he squeezed the prime minister's hand a little tighter.

"What if you don't open your stomach? When you give birth, where do you come from?" Mom glared at the emperor.

"Health." Lan Shuming squeezed the emperor's hand, gritted his teeth and exhaled.

Mom looked at the prime minister in disbelief, just in time to see the prime minister looking at her, she sighed, and put the knife in her hand on the table.

Tomorrow I told him that it would be much easier to cut open the stomach and give birth, but this person is stubborn, so let's give birth, if she can't give birth, she will be impolite!

Thinking of the prime minister's answer, my mother became angry again, so she had to take revenge on the emperor.

"Stand over there, don't take my mother's place." After driving the emperor to the other side, the mother said again: "Come on, the preparations have begun. Bend your legs and use your strength."

"What are you doing there!" The emperor came over with a sharp look, looking at his mother standing at the end of the bed.

Mom is speechless, why does this person still remember to be jealous at such a time!

Mom chose to ignore this Mr. Huang!

Lan Shuming, who was lying on the bed, was full of anger now, his pain was overwhelming, and the two over there were still in the mood to bicker, he wished he could bite the emperor to death, just as the thought came out, his abdomen throbbed again , he was not polite either, grabbed the emperor's arm and bit down on it with one bite, with a hard grunt.

"Come again, the head has come out!" Mom called out happily.

The prime minister took a half-breath, and with another force, he bit through the emperor's sleeve, and a row of blood-red tooth marks appeared on the emperor's arm.

"Zhao Fengling, I'm in pain!" The prime minister let go of the emperor's arm, and immediately yelled out. Suddenly, he felt a tearing pain somewhere, and then he felt something slipped out.

"It's out, Lan Shuming! Well done, one has already come out. It's a baby boy!" The mother looked at the little thing in front of her, with surprise on her face, she quickly picked it up, and handed it to the imperial physician next to her, the imperial physician He took it tremblingly, quickly cleared the foreign matter in the little thing's mouth and nose, and patted the child's back lightly twice, and then a loud baby cry came over, and he stretched his arm over Lan Shuming's mouth The emperor next to him froze in place the moment he heard the cry, with a complicated expression on his face, and his eyes were even more red.

"How big a man is and still crying, hurry up, there is another one!" Mom felt her nose sore because of the emperor's expression. Thanks to Lan Shuming's good health, one came out so smoothly, but this time If the second one didn't come out together, it must not be so easy.

"Come out?" Lan Shuming lay on the bed and looked at the little man in the arms of the imperial doctor. Because of the excessive pain, his eyes were filled with tears, so he couldn't see it very clearly, but he felt that The little person in the swaddling baby must be very small, even though it is wrapped in a thick layer, it is still so small.

The imperial doctor handed the child to the emperor, and the emperor hugged it with one arm, which seemed to be a decent appearance, but his hands were shaking a little, the emperor looked down at the person in his arms, it was dark, and the skin on his face They were all wrinkled together, and I have to say that the child born in my heart is really ugly, but just at this glance, the emperor felt warm in his heart, and the corners of his eyes were sore, as if something was about to fall out.

The prime minister originally wanted to hug him, but just when he raised his head, the imperial physician actually handed it to the emperor. He was so angry that he almost trembled, unable to speak, so he had to push hard again, his lower abdomen hurt, and there was still pain in his stomach. There is one, this one is a lot more noisy, this one is not as quiet as the first one, it has been mischievous a lot, and it is still making noise in the stomach!

He bit down again, but the prime minister didn't feel sorry for the emperor at all, even if he bit him to death, he was in such pain, and he wouldn't let the emperor get any better!Thinking of this, the prime minister got excited again, and he exerted his strength fiercely. A burst of indescribable pain made his mind go blank for a moment. This guy is too stubborn!

"Ah..." With a scream, Lan Shuming lay powerlessly on the bed. Now he didn't even have the strength to bite Zhao Fengling. His whole body was already dripping with sweat, his hair was soaked, and the injury still spread There is a clear pain, it is because Zhao Fengling has been holding his hand.

"Shuming, work harder, it's coming out soon, you work harder." The emperor tremblingly said something from the side, and his face really couldn't express the distress of the cowardly Xiaoyan against Yan Lun Tuyun. This was the first time he had given birth, and the smell of blood all over the room made it hard for him to think, and several basins beside him were already filled with blood.

How much did it take to get this child? The emperor held the child in one hand, and tightly interlocked the fingers of Lan Shuming's hand with the other. They went together, but he knew in his heart that this person was far more painful than him, and how much he loved himself made this person have the courage to give birth to a child for him as a man.

"Zhao is so hungry!" There was another scream, and finally, Lan Shuming felt another child slip out of his body.He was panting heavily, almost all the strength in his body was exhausted, and he was even more flustered with hunger.

"Congratulations, girl, a pair of twins." The mother's voice and the baby's loud cry came over. Lan Shuming didn't know what was said after hearing this sentence, but slowly closed his eyes.

In his half-dream and half-awake consciousness, he was thinking that he was in too much pain, too tired, too hungry, and he must eat meat when he woke up...

The emperor looked at the person breathing calmly, and felt a little dumbfounded!

"It's okay, I'm a little exhausted, and I'll make up for it after a few bowls of medicinal food." The mother stuffed the child in the emperor's arms, and moved the child he was holding into her arms.

really!She still likes boys more!The emperor, who was silent in joy and emotion, didn't notice his mother's movements at all. He just hugged the child in his arms and kissed for a while, and then kissed the sleeping prime minister.

The disgusting goosebumps of the mother on the side dropped all over the floor, and she also gave the child in her arms to the emperor, and simply walked out, leaving space for the family of four.

As soon as I left the room, my mother burst into tears instantly on her expressionless face.A row of people standing outside also had red eyes, and the old man kept wiping away tears.

Ten years, how difficult it is to get here.

With this feeling, a lifetime is enough.

The author has something to say: I was planning to have a dystocia stalk, but now it's the finale, let me abuse it anyway! ! ! ! !The stepmother's heart is stirring! ! ! ! !

However, I can't bear it, I haven't written about giving birth, all kinds of pain, distortion, blood pouring out, the emperor flipped the table anxiously, feeling like he was going to die, ahem... Please forgive me for not being able to write ...The psychological description is not in place, the author's level is just like this, and needs to be improved, um, I have been working hard and never gave up on treatment......

It's over here, so we won't come to the episode, right?

Well, the identity of this mother here has not been revealed until the end. In fact, it seems to be mentioned in a certain chapter that she was rescued by the prime minister... Then, is it okay?Li Cheng, Su Liu or something, let him continue to be cannon fodder... Emma, ​​let them pair up?Pretending to be 13 Emperor Suliu was accepted, General Li Cheng attacked with a black belly.It's great! ! !Forget it, it’s all nonsense, there are still a few stalks in my hand, and the author is graduating this year, the homework is too tight, it has become a burning test, take your time...

Then, the author self-reflects, this article is getting worse and worse after writing, I am guilty, guilty, guilty, but when I really write the finale, I still feel a little sad and a little bit reluctant. This article is expected to be 30 Wan, now the 25 is over, um, it’s a bit different from the plan, but it’s almost the same as what should be written, it’s too boring to make a supporting role or let Su Liu jump out, Su Liu is just a 0, two 0 Together will not be happy! !Let him be cannon fodder...

Finally, thanks to the readers who accompanied me all the way, bow!