[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Who is Batman?

People who know him and have been in contact with him are very clear about this.

Among the people present, except for Ysu, who has read comics/animations, whether it is Diana or Barry, they all meet the above conditions.

It is for this reason that when they saw Batman bowed his head towards Ysu, and put his prodigy (child) holy (fun) and inviolable (playable) offending (fun) "cat ears" together When she was in front of her, all Barry and Diana could think about was—

Hey.

Do you want to treat it differently! ?

Think about Diana who was also eager to touch Batman's "cat ears" but was severely rejected.

Think again about Barry who wanted to touch Batman's "cat ears" because he was ready to move and used super powers to achieve it, but Batman knew about it and ended up in an unbearable end.

You must know that when he first met Batman, he didn't let them touch his "cat ears". Barry and Diana could still comfort each other, it must be because their relationship was not deep enough.

Later, when their relationship deepened, Batman still didn't let them touch his "cat ears" (if they did, they wouldn't come secretly), so Diana and Barry both understood——

Batman’s “cat ears” are made by child prodigies and are fun and inviolable.

The result is now! ?

Not only did Batman take the initiative to lower his head in front of Yisu, but when he saw her take a step back in shock from his sudden movement, he also silently moved his footsteps to get closer to her, just barely strong!Potential!Harden your "cat ears" hard!plug!To Yisu's hands, strong!OK!Let her touch it.

Barry: "..."

Diana: "..."

The mood can't help but be complicated!

Dare to feel that they can't touch Batman's "cat ears", it has nothing to do with how deep their feelings are. There's nothing to do with committing a crime, it's simply because——

he!they!No!meeting!Do!good!eat!of!

If they had never eaten Chinese food made by Ys, then Barry and Diana would definitely feel——

Wouldn't it be delicious?

Is it amazing?

But they are people who have eaten Chinese food made by Ys, and more than once, so after reaching this conclusion, both Barry and Diana felt—

Who told Yisu to cook delicious food?

She deserves to be able to touch Batman's "cat ears".

Ysu: "...???"

Why does this sound like something is not right?

But no matter what, Yisu's eyes are now full of Batman... the pair of "cat ears" in front of him.

To be honest, doesn't the brunette know what Batman is up to?

nonsense.

Of course she knew.

Otherwise, how could Batman not let her touch it sooner or later? He just lowered his head when he asked her to consider Gotham as the chef again, and she was about to say the answer of rejection. Let her touch the "cat ears"?

Isn't he just planning to betray her sex (cat) (ear) and try to make her agree to it as soon as her head is hot?

Ysu whispered to himself in the bottom of his heart——

Hold on!

Definitely can't be fooled!

The chest of Captain America, the iron arm of the Winter Soldier, the "cat ears" of Wolverine, the entity of the male god Javemeow, the "antlers" of the evil god... which one has she never masturbated?

So isn't it just a pair of hard plastic "cat ears"?

While the black-haired girl said this to herself in her heart, she couldn't help stretching her hands towards the pair of "cat ears" on Batman's head.

It's solid, that's right.

It's a plastic feel, yes.

But I can't stand it. These are Batman's "cat ears" (p≧w≦q)

Batman with his head lowered looked at Ysu's big black eyes, which seemed to hide countless twinkling stars. He was so shocked by the incident with the Joker and Harley Quinn that he lost all blood. There was a smile on his face at the moment, and it was very lovable to look at.

Seeing this, Batman repeated the question he had asked before, his voice seemed to be tinged with coaxing: "Ysu, do you want to reconsider coming to Gotham as the chef?"

"No!"

Hearing Batman's question, the black-haired girl who touched his "cat ears" opened her mouth and gave her answer. Seeing him looking at her, Yisu, who retracted her hand after touching her, winked at him. Blinking, "I still think it's better to open a Chinese restaurant in New York."

Although Diana just said that she can carry snacks with her to ensure her own safety, and Barry and Bruce also agree, but Ys is not stupid——

Leaving aside whether this method will work or not, even if it does work, why would she give up the more stable New York and come to Gotham, which is full of criminals?

It can be seen from the fact that Ys has always rejected Bruce and does not want to come to Gotham to be the chef. The brunette girl is really cowardly, not to mention that she just came to Gotham for the first time this time, and she got involved with him for no reason. Clowns and Harley Quinn...

Just because of her bad luck, Yisu felt that if she really agreed to stay in Gotham, then she would be more than just big-hearted.

what?

You said that if Yisu is really that unlucky, no matter whether she opens a Chinese restaurant in New York or Gotham, there is no way to change her physique?

……

……

……

That's not what it says.

Although Yisu has been in New York for so long, he doesn't feel that his luck is so good, but at least he is still alive (...), isn't he?

You must know that every time she has an accident, she can meet superheroes/supervillains who come forward in the middle. Just because of this, Yisu feels that she should stay in New York.

After all, Gotham's superheroes are full of Batman, and it is impossible to build in Gotham without his permission behind him (after all, the members of the Justice League have territorial awareness), so it is about equal to the non-existent Justice League, okay?

Hearing Yisu's answer, Batman glanced at her. Although he didn't speak, the meaning he wanted to express was revealed from his eyes——

Too cruel!

So ruthless!

Too vexatious!

Simply ruthless!

If you touch my "cat ears", isn't it mine! ?

Ysu: "..."

Uh.

Ok.

The brunette admitted that she was too OOC.

After all, this is Batman who suffers and hates deeply, but then again, although his brain is a bit ooc, Yisu feels that the general direction is not wrong.

Just considering that he had no intention of changing his mind at all, Yisu pretended not to understand Batman's gaze, and smiled softly at him, looking extremely innocent.

Seeing the black-haired girl like this, even if she rejected her again and again, Batman felt that he couldn't arouse the slightest anger in his heart, so he said helplessly: "Okay."

Anyway, it's still a long time, so he doesn't believe that she won't agree.

Ysu: "..."

So he is determined to fight a protracted war with her, right?

What Ys and Bruce were thinking, Barry and Diana didn't know, they only knew that in order to make the brunette girl agree to come to Gotham as the chef, the majestic Batman chose to sell his sex (cat) appearance (ears), knot!fruit!

The "cat ears" were touched, but Yisu still didn't agree.

Thinking of this, Barry and Diana couldn't help laughing, this is really a loss to his wife and a loss of soldiers hahahahahahahahaha.

Yisu didn't stay in Gotham for too long. After all, even if she, the boss, wanted to be lazy and not go to work, Wanda and the other employees would not do it.

After all, to them—

Holidays are the root of all evil!

Only going to work can make them happy!

Ysu: "..."

don't blow.

Are they sure they don't need to add the words "employee meal" after work?

Wanda: "..."

Pietro: "..."

Clarice: "..."

What nonsense are you talking about?

"I knew it."

Yisu looked at Clarice and the twins dumbfoundedly, and then said, "But you have eaten the staff meal for so long, so it's like the beginning?"

The brunette girl is still very confident in her cooking skills, but, she thinks that no matter how delicious something is, once she eats too much, it will lose the amazing feeling it had at the beginning.

So it's been so long, Ysu thinks that the twins and Clarice have completely accepted the fact that there is no staff meal during the holiday?

"No no no."

Wanda shook her head, she said, "We have indeed accepted the fact that we have a holiday every week."

After all, there is nothing you can do if you don’t accept it, because Ys doesn’t plan to cancel every week’s vacation at all, so the twins Wanda and Pietro have already accepted this cruel fact——

It's no longer as unloved as knowing that "My Chinese Restaurant" will be closed every week for the first time.

but! Yes!

Wanda and the others accepted that they have one day a week to eat during working hours without holiday workers. It doesn’t mean that they will accept the sudden bad holiday news calmly. okay?

Even Clarice, who once laughed at Wanda and Pietro, was hit by the vacation (...) and couldn't accept it.

"puff."

Hearing what Wanda and the others said was aggrieved, Yisu couldn't help but burst out laughing. She said, "As for it? Wouldn't it be good to give you one more day off?"

Originally, Yisu thought he wouldn't be so tired, and let Wanda and the others rest more. Anyway, the wages are still calculated, which is equivalent to paying for them to rest.

It turned out that the twins and Clarice responded well——

It didn't look like he made a profit, but instead looked like he was hurting from a loss.

Yi Su, who was clearly a conscientious boss but was almost regarded as an unscrupulous boss: "..."

Where does this make sense?

"not good at all."

This sentence, Wanda, Pietro and Clarice answered together, this is definitely their true words, Pietro said, "What's so fun about a holiday? I've been looking forward to it since I opened my eyes in the morning. Come back to work early."

Ysu: "..."

The employees are all so hardworking and motivated.

It's really a bit convenient for her to be the boss.

The black-haired girl looked at Pietro and the others with a face of dumbfounding, and asked, "Then you were all counting the time yesterday and looking forward to coming back to work?"

"Not at all."

Wanda answered Yisu's question. She said, "We went to X Academy yesterday, and the professor said that they have nothing to do anyway, so we should just go to class."

The twins and Clarice usually go to X Academy to attend classes during their holidays every week. They have no objection to this.

After all, Charles asked them to go to class to teach them how to better use their abilities and enjoy student life.

Hearing Wanda's words, Yisu nodded, but couldn't help but think of her and Charles' hiding the twins from her mind.

The brunette didn't know when Charles was going to tell Wanda and Pietro, but she was pretty sure—

He certainly didn't tell the siblings yesterday.

Because Wanda and Pietro, the siblings, looked like they were okay at the moment, if they had learned from Charles yesterday that they were the children of Magneto, how could they have such a reaction?

Just thinking about this, the door of "My Chinese Restaurant" was pushed open, Yisu turned her head subconsciously, and saw Charles walking in from the outside.

Ysu: "..."

Really don't talk about people during the day and don't talk about ghosts at night.

In addition to Charles, the person who came in with him was Doctor Strange.

"Charles, Stephen?"

Yisu said hello to the two of them. The brunette girl was not surprised to see Charles come to "My Chinese Restaurant". Tranch walked together.

"Good afternoon, everyone."

Charles greeted them with a smile, and then said to Ysu, "Yesterday, I heard from Pietro that you will be open as normal today, and Stephen happened to come to me today because of something, so we came here together."

As he said that, he remembered that Yisu was not staying in the kitchen but at the counter, and he couldn't help asking immediately, "Emmmm... Yisu, we shouldn't be late today, right?"

Hearing Charles' question, Yisu held back a smile and deliberately asked him, "What if I said I was late?"

Hearing the black-haired girl's question, the smart Charles knew that they must not be late, but...

Since Ys asked this question, Charles naturally had to cooperate. He blinked his beautiful blue eyes at her, and the slightly drooping corners of his eyes made his puppyeyes look more innocent and pitiful. .

He asked back: "Even if we are really late, can't you, Yisu, extend the market time for me a little bit?"

"puff."

Yisu swears that when she was watching manga/anime, she really didn't know that Professor X would be so good at using puppyeyes.

The brunette thought, she used to think that Professor X relied on love and chicken soup to attract so many people to follow him (idea), but now it seems that it may be simply because of his face and his pair of irresistible puppyeyes .

"Charles, I won't take you for such a foul."

Hearing what Yisu said, Charleston couldn't help laughing for a while, and suddenly broke the innocent and pitiful appearance he had deliberately created. He said, "So Yisu, you agreed, right?"

When Yisu heard Charles' question, he didn't answer directly, but just hummed twice, and then remembered the main point of what he just said: "You said just now, even if 'we' are really late, can't we be a little bit late? Extend the market time for 'me' for an afternoon?"

As she said that, the brunette girl glanced at Strange who was standing beside Charles, and then asked, "So Stephen isn't here for dinner?"

Hearing Yisu mentioned himself, Strange opened his mouth and was about to answer, but Charles on the side jumped ahead, and he said, "Originally, but if we are late, we can only let him Eat your fist."

"puff."

Hearing what Charles said, and shaking his fists, Yisu couldn't help laughing, looked at the two of them curiously, and asked, "It's because of Stephen that you came so late. ?”

Charles has visited "My Chinese Restaurant" many times, so he naturally knows when their lunch and dinner hours are.

But today he came to patronize, but he almost stepped on it.

"of course."

"No."

For the same question, two different answers were obtained. The first answer was of course from Charles, while the second answer was from Strange himself.

Hearing Charles' answer that was completely different from his own, Strange glanced at him, and then said, "Some people procrastinate, and it has nothing to do with me."

Hearing what Strange said, Charles also took a look at him, and then said, "Oh, who the hell is procrastinating and refusing to draw a circle?"

Strange raised one eyebrow slightly, he reiterated one thing again, he said: "I am not a professional door opener!"

So don't use him as a professional door opener, okay?

Charles: "..."

This is already a fact.

Why does he still pretend to deny it?

Charles looked at Strange with a particularly incomprehensible look, thinking that if he had such abilities, he wouldn't have to bother others when he came to "My Chinese Restaurant" to eat in the future, okay?

Strange, who even has professional door opening technology (...) is to save the world: "...???"

You wake up!

You are a superhero, not a super foodie, okay? ?

"Let's see what you want to eat first."

Ys hurriedly asked Strange and Charles to sit down, and then handed them the menu, when Strange asked her, "I heard that your father is looking for you? Ys."

"Uh."

Hearing Strange's words, Yisu froze for a moment, and then realized, "How do you know?"

Yisu asked Strange this question, but the person who answered was Charles, he said: "I told him."

Yisu was surprised: "You?"

"Ah."

Charles nodded, and then said, "Didn't Pietro and the others come to X Academy yesterday?"

Hearing this, the brunette girl suddenly realized, "Pietro and the others said it?

Yisu nodded to Strange, and then asked curiously, "Stephen, did you know who my father was before?"

"do not know."

Strange shook his head. To be honest, he was more curious about who her biological father was than Yisu before. He had no choice but to know which warrior was so capable that he could make Kube do it for him. Bearing children.

Although later Strange knew that the so-called willingness to have children for true love was simply nonsense.

Kube: "..."

don't blow.

What can she do when she wakes up and her daughter has already been born?

Just hopeless.

Voldemort, who didn't know about it at all: "...???"

"Ok."

Ys originally thought that when Strange saw Loki's antler helmet, it was so meaningful, maybe he would know something about her mother and her father.

"How did your father treat you?"

Strange also just learned about this from Charles, so when he saw Yisu, he would inevitably ask a few questions.

After all, according to his relationship with Kube, Yisu is considered his little niece.

"pretty good."

Yisu said that it was probably because of the fact that she and Voldemort had just met, so even though she and Voldemort were father and daughter, they still felt a little alienated when they got along.

But Ys could indeed feel Voldemort's closeness and affection for her, after all, eyes can't lie.

"That's good."

Strange was really not very curious about this matter. Compared to this, he was more curious about Yisu's cooking skills.

After all, he has not forgotten who the "culprit" was when Magneto was stabbed by Toad and Meatball in Charles' office that day.

When Charles and Strange were ordering, the twins and Clarice looked at each other——

"Uh, do you think that man named Stephen... looks very similar to Mr. Holmes?"

As soon as Clarice finished speaking, she heard Wanda and Pietro exclaiming in unison, "It's exactly the same!"

After finishing speaking, Pietro asked curiously, "You said if they stood together, would it be like looking in a mirror?"

Uh.

Pietro quickly got the answer to this question, because within a short while, the London trio walked into "My Chinese Restaurant".

The author has something to say:

After reading the comments in the previous chapter, many sweethearts let Yisu hold on. She is the one who has slapped Jiawei Meow/Logan, but...

Who said that if you lick the master's "cat ears", you are his man?

Yisu, who refuses to admit it after masturbating, said, I will masturbate and pay you back after masturbating 23333

And Kube, who woke up and found out that he had given birth to a cub, also capitalized despair hahahahaha.