[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

With things! ?

Barter! ! ?

When Ys said this, not only Thanos and Baron Mordo heard it, but Wanda, Pietro and Clarice at the scene also heard it. The members of the Thanos squad also heard it all.

Although in terms of academic qualifications, the level of these superheroes and supervillains can be said to be uneven, but it doesn't mean that they can't even understand the simple and easy-to-understand meaning of bartering.

and so……

Is Yisu planning to eat in one bite, in exchange for the four infinity gems in Thanos' hand?

Almost after hearing Yisu's words, the members of the Earth Thanos team who reacted immediately guessed her meaning and plan, even though she didn't just say this to Thanos, but... …

It does not matter.

The important thing is-

"Who taught Yisu this?"

After Diana watched the whole process, she turned her head and glanced at the other members of the Earth Thanos team. After this Wonder Woman knew that Thanos was coming to Earth, and even set foot in "My Chinese Restaurant", she and Natasha Put on the uniform as quickly as possible, grab the weapon and rush over.

But at this moment, it seems that she really underestimated Yisu.

This is not to say that Diana, including other superheroes and super villains, look down on Ysu's force value (well, although she does not have much force value as the five scumbags), it is just that she is their superhero. The favorite in the British circle/super-reverse circle, they are always worried that she will be bullied.

like just—

Although Yisu, who didn't know that they already knew the situation, didn't intend to notify them to come over, and even though they all knew that it was the best help for them to stand still in such a situation.

But this doesn't mean that they can really act as if they don't know anything with peace of mind, and it doesn't mean that they can really stand by and be melon-eating people calmly.

Even though they knew that Thanos would kneel in front of the Chinese food made by Ys, they were always on tenterhooks before he completely knelt down and called his father.

However, it turned out that they really underestimated Yisu.

You must know that before this, whether it was Barry who proposed to use the Chinese food made by Ys to deal with Thanos at the beginning, or Tony and others who voted unanimously, their original idea was——

Use the Chinese food made by Ys to make Thanos kneel down and call Dad.

But who would have thought that now Ys not only made Thanos kneel down with his own Chinese food, but also smart enough to plan to use his own Chinese food to get all the infinite gems in Thanos' hands?

Hearing Diana's words, the members of the Thanos Squad looked at each other, and then they turned their attention to Ys...'s mother Kube.

"It has nothing to do with me."

Meeting the gazes of others, Kube expressed her innocence. She raised her eyebrows and glanced at them before saying, "I've never taught Yisu this trick."

After hearing what Kube said, Diana and others did not suspect that she was lying, because there was no need to lie about this matter, so...

They should say that Ys really deserves to be Kube's child?

Although they admit that it is too clever for Ysu to think of using barter to deal with Thanos, but on the other hand...

There is also a little damage orz

Now, the question that Tony and the others were as curious as Wanda and the others at the beginning—why did Ys make such simple egg fried rice for Thanos and Baron Modu when there were so many ingredients—finally got the answer.

Probably because the usual impression of Yisu was too pure, kind and harmless, so let alone the twins and Clarice, the members of the Earth Thanos team, even his mother Cube did not think of Yisu Soda has already dug a hole for them since he refused to order Thanos's food.

First, he used a simple egg fried rice to make Thanos and Baron Mordo kneel down, and then lured them with a stewed fish. Not only that, Yisu also shook himself from time to time in front of Thanos and the others. The stewed fish in sauce in my hand is to make the fragrance more attractive and touch their heartstrings.

In fact, Yisu really succeeded.

You must know that there are many ways to cook fish, such as braised in soy sauce, sweet and sour, steamed, etc. There are also many delicious ones, such as fish with pickled cabbage, fish head with chopped pepper, squirrel mandarin fish, etc., but the fish is the best for eating. , it is undoubtedly the one in her hand——

Braised fish in sauce.

The savory and tempting stewed fish with sauce is paired with a bowl of hot white rice. Not to mention eating, just looking at it is enough to arouse the gluttons in people's stomachs one by one, singing with a cheerful attitude, until Singing that people's reason is crumbling.

Although Thanos and Baron Mordo had already eaten a portion of egg fried rice just now, but even Baron Mordo could not satisfy the stomach of an adult man, let alone Thanos?

For Thanos, who can survive without eating or drinking, it is impossible for him to eat simply to fill his stomach or maintain his life, but simply to satisfy his own taste buds.

So under such circumstances, Thanos, who has already eaten the Chinese food made by Ysu, has no way to refuse this stewed fish.

Because its fragrance seems to be conscious, without him taking a deep breath, it has already penetrated his nose with great strength, and when he takes a breath, the fragrance is still in his nasal cavity Rolling over made his sense of smell feel extremely satisfied.

But at this moment, Thanos didn't lose all reason. When Yisu said he would pay the bill, he didn't think there was anything wrong.

Because even on Titan, there is no reason to take the overlord's meal for granted.

But when Yisu said that he could barter, the remaining rationality told him——

This is not right.

The most powerful man in the universe stared at Yisu for a few seconds after she finished speaking, and then he said, "Do you want me to exchange the Infinity Stone with you?"

Being exposed by Thanos, Yisu didn't feel disappointed or embarrassed. After all, even Mycroft and Loki didn't lose their minds as soon as they ate the Chinese food she cooked.

As for the reason why Thanos became the strongest in the universe, Yisu believes that it is definitely not just because of his overdeveloped limbs.

So Thanos was able to see her intentions all of a sudden, and Yisu, who didn't think it was surprising, didn't mean to deny it. She nodded and said very honestly: "That's right."

Under such circumstances, Yisu doesn't think it's meaningful to deny it, and...

The black-haired girl put down the stewed fish in sauce in her hand, and pushed it in front of Thanos and Baron Mordo together with the white rice that Pietro brought up, and then she asked with a constant smile: "So you want Barter with me?"

That's right.

That's how Yisu directly put her thoughts on the table, because what matters now is not what she thinks, but——

On the premise that he knew what she was thinking, would Thanos choose to barter with her?

"No."

It was not Thanos who answered Ysu, but Baron Modo, or he was not answering Ysu at all, but persuading Thanos, he said, "Have you forgotten the importance of the Infinity Stones to us? If we exchange Infinity Stones with her, our plan..."

"To shut up!"

Before Baron Mordo finished speaking, he was roughly interrupted by Thanos. He did this not because he was worried that Yisu would misunderstand him if he knew his plan to clear the universe. It hit the Infinity Stone in his hand, and she knew without thinking about it.

So the reason why Thanos wanted Baron Mordo was...

Because Baron Mordo advised him not to barter with Yisu, since!Has!but!Bundle!he!of!Wu!device!born!Life!Law!court!right!wand!take!Give!Yi!sue!arrive!meal!money!up!

Thanos: "..."

This bastard wants to die, right?

Baron Mordo: "..."

He said he didn't mean it, do you believe it?

Baron Modo swears that he is still sensible now, otherwise it would be impossible for him to stop Thanos immediately after knowing Yisu's intentions and even persuade him earnestly, but...

After hearing what Yisu said, he couldn't control his hand to give her his weapon, the life court scepter!

So what can he do?

He is also very desperate!

Seeing that Thanos stopped baron Mordo and then held down the hand he wanted to give her the life court scepter, Yisu's expression didn't change much, but asked them again in a good-tempered manner. : "Are you sure you don't want to barter with me?"

Without waiting for Thanos and Baron Mordo to answer, the black-haired girl counted the dishes she was cooking tonight with her fingers, "In addition to this stewed fish in sauce, there are garlic buckle tonight Meat, as well as stewed potatoes with chicken pieces, fish-flavored eggplant strips, lychee meat, dry pot tea tree mushrooms, ground pot chicken, stir-fried yellow beef..."

"Gudong~"

This is the sound of Thanos and Baron Mordo swallowing.

"Gudong~"

This is the sound of Wanda, Pietro and Clarice swallowing.

"Gudong~"

This is the sound of the members of the Earth Thanos team swallowing their saliva collectively.

It can be said that Yisu's move to report the name of the dish is completely indiscriminate attack. Although Wanda and the members of the Earth Thanos team know that she is trying to lure Thanos and Baron Mordo, but...

They also listen to hungry QAQ

"Oh, right."

After Yi Yi reported all the dishes she was going to cook tonight, Yisu looked up at Thanos and Baron Mordo, and she asked, "Do you want to hear the menu of our Chinese restaurant tomorrow?"

Thanos who is taking off the Infinity Gauntlet: "..."

Baron Mordo, who is helping Thanos take off the Infinity Gauntlet: "..."

give give give!

Don't you just want infinite gems?

They just give it!