[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Arkham Asylum is located in the deep suburbs of Gotham City. According to the distance and geographical location, even if they sound the alarm here, the citizens staying in Gotham City will not hear it.

But not Batman.

This superhero who has a strong territorial awareness of his territory also has a strong desire to control Gotham. He even monitors every place and every corner of Gotham. In this way, how can it be possible? Forget about Arkham Asylum?

Therefore, Batman, who was patrolling at night, received the news as soon as the Arkham Asylum's alarm was sounded.

"Ah Fu, what happened to Arkham?"

After Batman knocked down a gangster who was robbing at night, he asked the old butler who stayed behind in the Batcave——Alfred Pennyworth.

[Maybe a staff member was careless? 】

Alfred's voice sounded, and he said, [I originally thought it was Harley Quinn and others staying in Arkham who were restless and wanted to escape like the clown, but the alarm was turned off not long after it sounded, Now Arkham is peaceful. 】

"careless?"

Hearing the reason for this guess given by Alfred, Batman felt that the possibility was not high, because it was the Arkham Asylum, and...

If the alarm in the Arkham Asylum was really accidentally sounded by the staff, then Harley Quinn and others who were still locked up in the Arkham Asylum really wouldn't take the opportunity to do something?

Even if it's just making trouble.

But Alfred said that the current Arkham Asylum is peaceful.

Emmmm…

For Batman, this description may make him even more suspicious of whether something really happened to Arkham Asylum.

So Batman decided to go to the Arkham Asylum without much thought. If it was really just him thinking too much and nothing happened, then it would be the best.

Because the clown successfully escaped from the Arkham Asylum not long ago, Batman, who already had a lot of work, now can't wait to split 1 minute into 2 minutes.

But if it wasn't that he was thinking too much, but something really happened...

Thinking of this, Batman's naked/exposed lips are pursed into a straight line. If the air pressure can be materialized, then the low air pressure around him may have condensed into a black mist, making him not look like the guardian of Gotham. Or, on the contrary, it looks like a big devil or something.

And now this big devil... No, Batman is on his way to the Arkham Asylum. During this time, various possibilities have popped up in his mind, as well as various emergencies about how to deal with these possibilities. plan.

but! Yes!

Even though Batman, who was considered exhaustive, had thought of all the possibilities that would happen in Arkham Asylum, he never thought that Harley Quinn and the others were actually driving!big!Food!meeting!

Batman: "...!!!???"

Is it because he came to Arkham Asylum in the wrong posture today?

Logically speaking, as long as Harley Quinn and the others don't make trouble, let alone a feast at Arkham Asylum, even if they hold parties every day, he doesn't have any objections.

but……

Batman took a look at the situation of the eclipse. Harley Quinn and the others were in normal condition, the expressions of the staff were also normal, and the atmosphere of the entire eclipse was also very normal.

But it is precisely because everything is too normal that Batman feels that this is the biggest abnormality.

After all, as the most popular guest of Arkham Asylum (because the supervillains he sent alone almost filled most of Arkham Asylum), Batman knows that the people who work here are very interested in Harley Quinn. What is their attitude.

Not necessarily completely afraid, such as Harleen Quizel back then, and Harley Quinn now, but the attitude of the chefs working in the kitchen who are almost farthest from them towards Harley Quinn is absolutely impossible It's so ordinary that it's the same as gathering with your relatives and friends.

Therefore, Batman, who put a big question mark on the scene of the happy food festival in front of him, sounded the alarm in his heart. He couldn't be sure whether these people in front of him were poisoned by some kind of poison (like being poisoned by the hormone secreted by Poison Ivy). control and the like), or did he step into some kind of trap——

The scene in front of him was just his hallucination.

As for why Batman is so suspicious?

Very simple.

Because he also smelled the smell of food in the air that made his stomach twitch.

The dark knight was stubbornly rejecting this temptation with his unyielding will, while observing the source of the fragrance rationally, and finally his eyes fell on Yisu.

For Batman, he can tell at a glance that Ys is not from Gotham, let alone belongs to Arkham Asylum, not only because of her strange face, but also because her temperament is completely inconsistent with Gotham .

But such a person is actually talking and laughing with Harley Quinn and the others, and I don't know if it's his illusion. Looking at the Killer Crocodile and others who stayed with Yisu, the cruelty in their bodies Qi or nervousness seems to be a little weaker.

Facts have proved-

That's not Batman's illusion.

Whether it's the crazy Harley? Quinn and others, or the fierce killer Crocodile and others, in front of the Chinese food made by Yisu and her, it's like turning the steel into soft fingers, okay?

Whether it's Yisu or the Chinese food she cooks, there is always such a magic power that makes people willing to put away the darkest side of their hearts.

So it fell into Batman's eyes, he seemed to see a group of ferocious big beasts when facing a weak little white rabbit, they didn't want to eat it, but suppressed their ferocious nature, put away With its sharp claws and hard teeth, he touched it carefully with the softest palm.

Batman: "..."

This picture is simply poisonous.

Because he actually felt a little cute.

After bringing this strange idea to his mind, Batman walked into the kitchen. When Harley Quinn and the others noticed him, he was acutely aware that they expressed their displeasure at his arrival.

But it's normal, after all, if the existence of the clown and others in Gotham is to bring the city into darkness together, then Batman, as the dark knight, is like a retrograde, dragging the city that is constantly sinking into darkness to go backwards. OK.

Batman is not surprised that they don't like him based on their positions and views being so at odds.

What Batman doesn't know is that Harley Quinn and the others expressed their dislike for him, not because of their discord between the three views and positions, well, at least not now.

Now there is only one reason why they express their displeasure with his arrival, and that is——

Another fucking one to grab food!

If just smelling the aroma of Chinese food is enough to make Harley Quinn and the others fascinated, then taking a bite has already made them completely addicted to Chinese food, unable to extricate themselves.

It is for this reason that Harley Quinn and others, who do not think that Batman will be an exception, looked at him with vigilance, as if they were looking at a class enemy.

Batman naturally noticed the eyes of Harley Quinn and the others. Although he wasn't smart enough to fully guess what they were thinking, he could guess what they were thinking from their vigilant eyes.

As for whether the reason they were wary of him was what he guessed...

Try it, and then you'll know.

Thinking of this, Batman glanced at Ysu, and then asked the staff of Arkham Asylum: "Is she the new chef in Arkham?"

"Correct."

It was the staff of Arkham Asylum who answered Batman. After all, even if Batman doubted whether they were poisoned, or whether the scene in front of him was his hallucination or something, that was just his suspicion.

In fact, they were not poisoned, and the scene in front of them was not Batman's hallucination, so Harley Quinn and the others would be too lazy to talk to Batman, but the staff of Arkham Asylum would definitely answer him.

After getting an affirmative answer from the staff, Batman took another look at Yisu, and this time his eyes stayed on her for a longer time, because of the way she looked at him, and when she faced his scrutiny His reaction made him feel a little surprised.

"I think we need to talk."

Batman said to Ysu in a cold tone, but for some reason, after he finished speaking, he added, "Is it okay?"

Batman swears, he didn't intend to add that sentence, after all, even though Yisu has a harmless face, the weird things that happened to her made him still suspicious and wary of her.

But who knew, that kind of soft question just popped out of his mouth so naturally, it almost destroyed his character design.

Batman was not only a little annoyed right after he finished speaking, but also had the highest level of vigilance in his heart, because he was really not like him.

But at the same time, he also confirmed one thing, that is, the reason Harley Quinn and the others were wary of him was indeed because of this new Arkham cook.

Because after hearing his question, before Yisu had time to answer, Harley Quinn and the others rejected him with one voice——

"Can't!"

"Door! Both! No! Yes!"

This group of super villains who had put away all their fangs and sharp claws when they faced Yisu, showed all their fangs and sharp teeth with a bang when they faced him.

They stepped forward one by one, guarding Yisu behind them, and expressed to Batman with practical actions——

Want to take their little cook away!

Then step over their corpses!

He looked at the group of supervillains who protected him like a baby, and at the Batman who had only doubted her at first, but now almost believed that she and Harley Quinn were a group of Batman, Ys...

Ok.

Yisu felt that there was something wrong with this development? ? ?