[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

I'm like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn't know what to do if I caught... I'd just do things.

I'm like a dog chasing a car and don't even know what I'm doing... I'm just trying to do something.

This is the clown's evaluation of himself, which Batman thinks is very accurate, because the clown is such a chaotic and disorderly person.

When the clown appeared in Gotham, Batman didn't think he was special, because Gotham had so many villains full of crimes, the appearance of the clown just represented another villain in Gotham.

However, it turns out that——

Batman underestimated the Joker.

As the clown himself said, he is not for anything, just to do something. Therefore, the clown, who has no goals, no rules, and does not pursue fame or money, is the crazy artistic super villain who makes Batman the most. Headache.

Because he can't be sure when and why he's gone mad, Batman's nerves have been on edge ever since the Joker's successful escape from Arkham Asylum.

Even if the clown didn't make trouble immediately after the successful escape, Gotham has been calm these days, but as far as Batman's understanding of the clown is concerned, this is just the calm before the storm.

To put it simply, it is -

The clown is ready to make a big move.

It's just that Batman never imagined that the clown who hid from him like a mouse hides from a cat until he couldn't track his exact location would actually do nothing, and didn't use any big moves!willing!host!move!back to Arkham Asylum.

In fact, not to mention Batman, even the Joker himself didn't think about it, because in his plan, he was indeed preparing to make a big move just as Batman thought.

After all, jailbreaking doesn't cause trouble, so what's the use of jailbreaking?

It’s just that no matter how good the plan is, it’s useless in the face of sudden changes, just like now——

The Joker, who was supposed to hide himself out of Batman's sight, appeared at the door of Arkham Asylum.

Or to be more precise, the clown should have appeared at the gate of the Arkham Asylum last night, because during dinner time, he smelled a scent that did not belong to the food placed in front of him in a strange way. The way and the unbelievable distance floated in front of his nose, and it got into his nasal cavity uncontrollably.

A clown with immunity can resist all poisonous gases, but he cannot resist this fragrance. No matter whether he agrees or refuses, that fragrance continues to lure him completely out of his control.

Logically speaking, the clown should be very curious about such a weird phenomenon, but after he confirmed that the source of the fragrance came from the Arkham Asylum, he held back.

The clown didn't know how the scent came to him when he was so far away from the Arkham Asylum, but he guessed it might be Batman's new method of trapping the clown.

Out of unwillingness to admit defeat to Batman and the fact that the scent quickly disappeared, the Joker held back tenaciously.

He originally planned to do something today to "repay" Batman's "great love" for him last night, but who knows that he hasn't had time to do something, it is more fragrant, thicker, and more attractive than last night The scent wafted toward him again from the direction of Arkham Asylum.

Even if the clown closes the doors and windows tightly and prepares in advance (guessing that "Batman" will have a follow-up, so let the subordinates buy a delicious lunch in advance), but...

It doesn't help.

Because the scent still came in through the gaps in the windows and the door. When sitting in a room with closed doors and windows and could smell the food scent in the air, the clown even wondered if those scents penetrated everywhere except windows and windows. The gap in the door, and even floated in through the wall?

Otherwise, how could he feel that his whole body would be surrounded by this strong fragrance?

It is for this reason that even though his sanity is still strong/sturdy, the clown's feet have already moved towards the source of the fragrance uncontrollably.

He knew very well that once he appeared at the door of the Arkham Asylum, he would really lose to "Batman", but even so, he still came.

The clown stood at the door of the Arkham Asylum, and then glanced at the guard on duty today—Aaron Cash, and said, "Hey, buddy, where's my Batboy? It's important to witness that he finally beat me once." Why wasn't he there all the time?"

The Joker knows that the guard has a good relationship with Batman, or that the entire Arkham Asylum staff has a good relationship with Batman, after all, Batman is so popular in Arkham Asylum.

The only difference is that, compared with other Arkham Asylum staff who have a good relationship with Batman, Aaron Cash is actually another Batman trustworthy besides Gotham Police Chief James Gordon. one of my friends.

Closer to home, Cash on duty was taken aback when he saw the clown appearing in front of him, although he couldn't understand what he was talking about (after all, he smelled normal but the clown who was not within the range of Arkham was just abnormal), but this did not prevent him from notifying Batman as soon as he saw the Joker.

Cash didn't directly open the door of Arkham Asylum to let the clown in. After all, his appearance was too weird, and it turned out that he was indeed right to do so.

Because when Batman knew that the Joker appeared at the door of Arkham Asylum, he also asked Cash to hold the Joker as much as possible and not let him enter the Arkham Asylum.

"Okay, I will never let him into Arkham."

Cash quickly responded, but just as he finished speaking, he saw a wave of super villains walking out of the Arkham Asylum. Harley Quinn -

Harley Quinn.

"Uh."

So Cash agreed to Batman one second, but he had to retort the next second. He said, "I can only say that I try not to let the clown enter Arkham."

Batman asked: [What happened? 】

Cash said, "Harley Quinn and the others have come out."

According to Harley Quinn's appearance and her obsession with clowns, it's no wonder that Cash would be so suspicious, but what he never expected was——

These supervillains are not here to greet the Joker, but to reject his return!

If it is another super villain, Cash is not surprised at all, because for the clown, the concept of an enemy without an enemy is a friend. He has a bad relationship with Batman and has a bad relationship with other super villains. very.

But it actually included Harley Quinn.

When the clown said to Harley Quinn - open the door for me, little pumpkin -, Cash was ready to confront the clown girl, but who knew she said to the clown firmly: "No! !(No!)"

clown:"……???"

little pumpkin.

Are you out of your mind?

Not to mention the clown, even Cash was taken aback for a moment, he (they) thought it was just that they heard it wrong, but it turned out——

They heard right.

Because Harley Quinn's next sentence was a more clear and decisive answer, she said: "Noway! (No way!)"

"Oh, come on, Pumpkin."

The clown didn't know that Harley Quinn was worried that he would grab a bite from her when he returned, so he had secretly sunk the giant ship of love between them. He only thought that she didn't take her with him because he escaped from prison. That's why she was angry with him.

So he smiled at her, "If you like it, I will take you with me next time I escape from prison. I promise, how about it?"

If it was normal, Harley Quinn would have been so delighted to have forgotten all the anger and complaints when she heard her Mr. J coaxing her like this, but now?

Sorry.

Harley Quinn said that after she ate the Chinese food made by Ys, she didn't eat his dishes at all.

"I said that--"

"No! (No!)"

"Noway! (No way!)"

Harley Quinn repeated her answer just now. Her attitude made the clown, who was still smiling, turn cold for a moment. He said, "Do you know what you are talking about?"

"of course."

Does Harley Quinn know what the Joker is capable of?

of course I know.

It was precisely because she knew that she knew very well that if he was allowed to come in, few of them would be able to snatch him at dinner later.

So all the supervillains, including Harley Quinn, agreed to keep the Joker out.

Harley Quinn opened her mouth and told them all the reasons why they refused to open the door for him. Because of the fast and rhythmic speech, the words she said had a feeling of rap inexplicably.

To briefly summarize Harley Quinn's words, it is——

If you have the ability to go out, if you have the ability, don't go back, don't stand at the door and compare nonsense, I don't want to hear it at all.

clown:"……"

He is sure.

She's really out of her mind.

Although the clown is not a good person, it is undeniable that he does have a brain comparable to a genius. Therefore, facing the series of actions of the clown who seemed to be out of his mind, he had a vague guess in his heart.

Now the Joker isn't quite sure if the scent that lured him back was Batman's idea, but what he does know for sure is—

Harley Quinn's abnormal behavior is definitely related to this scent.

then……

The clown took out a cell phone and called Gotham police chief James Gordon. He said, "Chief, I want to file a complaint! Why did I get rejected maliciously when I went back to Arkham?"

"Catch me in here! Are you looking down on me? Am I not bad enough? Isn't it big enough? Why don't you take me into Arkham!?"

Commissioner Gordon: "...!!!???"

Could it be that his posture in answering the phone today is not right! ?