After rebirth, I will teach Ba Zong to be a salted fish

Early the next morning, Tan Chen turned off more than a dozen alarm clocks, and finally got up to take a shower.After tidying up for a while, I went to the high-speed rail station to meet Chen Par and Xiao Lin without even having breakfast.

The customer is in Z City, Province Z, and it only takes more than two hours to get to the high-speed rail from City S, which is just the time to catch up on sleep.He didn't sleep well last night. After getting on the high-speed rail, he leaned his head against the window, preparing to take a nap for a while.

Unexpectedly, the drowsiness hadn't brewed yet, Xiao Lin who was next to him began to move, and after a few minutes, the movement became bigger and bigger, so big that Tan Chen felt that the whole seat was shaking.

He endured it, but he couldn't, so he opened his eyes and turned to look at Xiao Lin.Xiao Lin was watching the video with his tablet. Although he tried his best not to laugh out loud, his whole body trembled uncontrollably because of the suppressed laughter.

Tan Chen grabbed her left Bluetooth headset and asked her, "What are you looking at, smiling like this?"

Kobayashi paused the video and looked up.After realizing what he was asking, he thought he was bored on the high-speed rail, so he moved the screen towards him generously, and replied, "I'm watching the show, it's so funny, do you want to watch it together?"

Tan Chen's drowsiness was also laughed away by her, thinking that it would be okay to watch something interesting to relax, so he put on the earphones kindly, and watched it with her.

This show looked like a light comedy on campus in T country, with a lot of laughs, and he found it quite funny watching it.

But looking at it, Tan Chen felt something was wrong.

After 10 minutes passed, he discovered that the only two female characters currently appearing in this drama, one is a teacher, and the other is the hero's mother?

It's fine if there is no female lead, why does this male lead always touch his senior, pull his wrist for a while, touch his neck for a while?Still boasting that the senior is cute?Still leaning so close to whisper?

He complained in his heart: It's just gay in gay.

However, as soon as the word popped out of his mind, Tan Chen was stunned.

He is now completely sure that Wei Yu is gay.So, will Wei Yu do these things like this hero?

He thought about it, and it seemed that he hadn't.

On the contrary, he himself loves to hang out with Wei Yu, praises Wei Yu for being pretty, fights for Wei Yu, gives Wei Yu eye drops, and calls himself a little boy in front of Wei Yu...

Little boy... Speaking of this word, the scene that happened in the car last night resurfaced before his eyes.Every detail in the picture is so clear, he can even recall the slight upward curve of Wei Yu's neck.

He was a little distracted, and the hand on his lap couldn't help moving.Why... didn't you hold it up?He should wrap his arms around the back of Wei Yu's neck, or hold his hairy head, kiss his side face, or kiss his chin, Adam's apple...

Stop!

How could he have such thoughts about Wei Yu? !Tan Chen spat at himself severely in his heart, and brought his thoughts back to self-analysis.

However, before the self-analysis was connected, Xiaolin began to shake again, not only shaking, but also laughing like goose goose.Her movement was too loud to be caught, causing the passengers on the other side of the aisle to stare at her frequently.

He came back to his senses and found that in the video, the hero actually kissed the senior.Tan Chen sneered in his heart: Sure enough, I said that this hero is not right, I am really gay!

I'm really smart...huh?

"Fuck, what a scumbag! I thought it was a sweet little milk dog, why did he run away after kissing?" Xiao Lin's complaint brought back his thoughts that he almost walked away again.

Run away after kissing?

Tan Chen felt guilty, and quietly looked at Xiao Lin's face.Seeing that Xiao Lin was exporting to the hero in the play, he was relieved.

But the words "run away after kissing" really made him care too much, so he returned his attention to this drama.

The play is narrating the male protagonist's psychological activities, to the effect: I feel a little confused, I decided to avoid the seniors for a day or two to figure out what went wrong, why don't I ask for leave tomorrow and not come to class?

Xiao Lin commented from the side: "Obviously you teased the senior first, but you ran away first, this scumbag. Tsk tsk tsk, can't you chase your wife and make arrangements for the crematorium?"

How come it's scum?

Tan Chen humbly asked, "How do you know he's flirting?"

Xiao Lin didn't even raise his head: "This is a rotten drama, and the screenwriter wrote it just to flirt."

Tan Chen: "Then if it's not in the drama, or in reality, it's still teasing, is he a scumbag?"

Xiao Lin rolled his eyes: "That must be a scumbag. If a crematorium is arranged for him in a corrupt drama, I can forgive him for the time being. If it is in reality, I will definitely scold him like hell."

Tan Chen ignored the words he didn't quite understand, and asked, "A bloody shower? Is it so serious? What if it's just a friend, a friend with a particularly good relationship?"

Xiao Lin raised his head and looked at him: "Can we still be friends after this? Can you and your brothers and friends bite ears and touch hands every day? Hug and kiss?"

"If I can, then I can only say..."

"say what?"

Xiao Lin put down his tablet and clasped his fists at Tan Chen: "All I can say is, your straight man tricks really live up to their reputation!"

Tan Chen saw that Xiaolin's words were swearing, and felt that there might be some truth, so he decided to simulate and verify.

He thought of Fa Xiao, who owned a five-star hotel in his family.

Biting ears and touching hands?Tan Chen imagined that scene for a while, and suddenly felt a chill in his heart.If he had to hold hands with him, he chose to chop off his hands.

Not to mention cuddling and kissing, he was crazy to hug and kiss that black-skinned burly man when he was young.

What if it was Wei Yu?

Wei Yu's hand joints are clearly slender and beautiful, so it must be easy to touch.Wei Yu's waist is very thin, it seems just right to put his hand, Wei Yu's lips are soft, he has already kissed her.

So, not only does he not feel disgusted, but he is even a little eager to try it, and even wants to try it again?

Tan, who had finished the simulation experiment, asked Mr. Lin again: "What if he really didn't want to flirt with these actions at that time?"

Teacher Lin said contemptuously, "I'm flirting with you without knowing it? But if you kiss me, natural scum is scum."

Tan Chen let out an "oh" and then fell silent.

He felt that he didn't intend to flirt with Wei Yu, but at the same time he realized that he was indeed coveting Wei Yu's beauty.

Thinking of this, Tan Chen stamped himself in his heart: "I am indeed a scumbag."

His mind is more chaotic now than last night. During such a short time on the high-speed rail, he has no way to analyze his heart clearly, and he needs more time.

Thinking of this, he was a little glad that he followed Chen Par on a business trip.This week's business trip is just an opportunity for him to calm down and figure out what he thinks about Wei Yu.

Tan Chen was taken aback again.

It felt like a belated arrow to the knee.

The high-speed train was about to arrive at the station, so he returned the earphones to Xiao Lin, calmed down his thoughts, and got out of the car.

A group of people got into the car sent by the client and went directly to the client's company.

This time we are going to talk about another M&A project. In addition to helping the client with the M&A plan, we also need to do due diligence on the target company of the M&A in the early stage.

Therefore, in order to hurry up, as soon as they arrived at the client company, several people were invited to the meeting room by the client to learn about the project overview.

Tan Chen was listening and recording the main points when the phone screen suddenly lit up.He glanced at it, and suddenly his heart skipped a beat.

The author has something to say:

Unfilial son!