Contract and love, Mr. Lu's male god

On a deserted alley, a man and a woman were fighting together. If this was a busy city, it would have made a headline in social news by now.

Qiu Huaichang was beaten unilaterally, and finally the war ended when Qiu Huaichang was bitten severely by Jiang Xinli.

"Damn it, you fucking let me go!!! It hurts!!!"

Jiang Xinli put all her strength into it, as if she wanted to bite the man to death on the spot, and finally when she was exhausted, she let go of her mouth.

"Let... let you... taste... my old lady's... power."

Qiu Huaichang held up a hand full of teeth marks as a sign of surrender. Jiang Xinli saw this signal before she let go of Qiu Huaichang's hand, and then sat on the side of the road panting.

This is the second time Qiu Huaichang has been chased to a dead end by a woman. He began to doubt life, thinking that girls are the successors of Chinese martial arts.

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became: "Being a donkey with good intentions, I came to you with good intentions, but you are fine, just bite me!"

Jiang Xinli rubbed her cheeks with her hands: "I haven't said that your hands are hard, biting makes my teeth hurt."

"Hey, you, I should have left you here if I knew it earlier, what am I doing when I come back with good intentions?!"

These words directly hit Jiang Xinli's lifeblood, she was really afraid of walking alone on the road, she decided to be a hero and not suffer the immediate loss.

"This... this... that's right! Who told you to deliberately hide in the grass to scare me! Then I, a girl, must be afraid! I am so beautiful, and I am afraid that you will rob me of money and sex!"

Qiu Huaichang was a little guilty. He really wanted to be scary when he hid in the grass at first, but later on, he felt that he was going to be bitten to death by mosquitoes. When he was about to come out, he heard Jiang Xinli talking about him bad words.

How can this be tolerated, he decided to do bad things to the end.

"Oh! The thief is yelling, "Stop the thief! Who is cursing while walking? I didn't want to embarrass you. I even hid in the grass and pretended that I didn't exist. If you didn't talk too much later, I wouldn't Just jump out and scold you, okay?"

"Huh?! Now it's my fault? Who left me in the first place and put a girl on the road. I really think that a steel straight man like you can do anything!"

"Oh, come on, you were the one who said you wanted to get off the car. Is it wrong for me to listen to the lady's advice? Please wake up! Also, I'm a straight man of steel, no wonder you like gays like LU, you deserve it single!"

"you!"

"I!"

The two of them were fighting each other, they were very naive, and they kept saying what they said, if Jiang Xinli could directly solve the problem with violence, she would probably have gone forward and killed her by now.

When Qiu Huaichang gradually lost his sanity, at least he regained a bit of gentlemanly demeanor.

"Oh, forget it, forget it, I won't quarrel with you. Hurry up, I'm about to be bitten to death by mosquitoes, what kind of crazy garden style, the work of mosquito removal is not done well, I will complain to the property tomorrow."

Jiang Xinli lowered her head and did not move.

Qiu Huaichang's patience gradually ran out, "Hurry up!"

Jiang Xinli trembled, in Qiu Huaichang's eyes, it was as if a motor was installed.

"What are you doing?! Don't tell me that you have a ghost on your body?" Qiu Huaichang thought of the plot of some horror movies, and subconsciously took a few steps back.

"It's already ugly enough, and there are no men who want it, but now the upper body of the ghost is still worth it."

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Xinli sat on the ground and wailed loudly, "Ah!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

The momentum was huge, like a waterfall falling from thousands of meters, Qiu Huaichang never saw a girl cry in his life.

"Stop stop! Why are you so excited?"

Of course, such words can't stop a person who is extremely broken.

Jiang Xinli's tears seemed to flow forever.

"Eh..." Facing the deep grass and trees, Qiu Huaichang suddenly felt that he had nothing to say.

"do not Cry……"

"do not Cry."

"Hey! I say! Don't cry!"

Jiang Xinli stopped crying amid Qiu Huaichang's roar, and the air suddenly became very quiet.

Fearing that Jiang Xinli would have a new round, Qiu Huaichang was going to beg for forgiveness first: "I..."

Before she finished speaking, Jiang Xinli hiccupped suddenly, "Uh!"

The air became quiet again, and gradually, there was a rustling sound, Qiu Huaichang was trying to hold back his laughter, making a "hissing" sound like a leaky plastic bag.

Jiang Xinli's face was constantly flushing red. After all, things like crying until hiccups are not something a lady would do. She wanted to pretend that this didn't happen, but Qiu Huaichang didn't give her this chance.

"Stop laughing! Stupid! Crazy!"

Qiu Huaichang didn't want to make people cry again, so he tried his best to control himself.

At this moment, the blush on Jiang Xinli's face gradually dissipated, "Hurry up, didn't you say you want to go?"

Qiu Huaichang said, "Go...go...go, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

Jiang Xinli carried her bag and started chasing Qiu Huaichang to hit him again. She started to laugh as well, with a tendency of being unable to control herself.

The two of them laughed together on the ground, and it was Qiu Huaichang who was the first to return to the cage with his senses. After all, he was really about to be bitten to death by mosquitoes.

"Okay, can we go?"

Jiang Xinli rubbed the corners of her eyes with the back of her hand, and then showed her eldest lady's demeanor, looking a little arrogant: "Then let's go."

After what happened just now, Qiu Huaichang didn't think Jiang Xinli's face was hideous any more, but felt that she was doing this now to cover up her previous ugly appearance.

"Let's go."

Jiang Xinli looked at Qiu Huaichang, who said he would leave immediately: "Hey! Where's the car?"

Qiu Huaichang continued to walk forward: "The car has been called, but it hasn't come yet. You think you are in the urban area now, and the car is always on call."

Jiang Xinli quit. She accidentally sprained her foot just now, and she was very tired, so she really didn't want to walk anymore.

She started spitting: "I'm not leaving, I'm going to wait for the bus here!"

Qiu Huaichang almost rolled his eyes to Tianling Gai, "Let's go! Think of it as a walk! There are too many mosquitoes here!"

"I don't! My foot is hurt! I can't walk." After Jiang Xinli finished speaking, she looked at Qiu Huaichang pitifully.

Qiu Huaichang didn't go any further when he heard this, he walked up to Jiang Xinli and squatted down with his back to her.

"What are you doing?" Jiang Xinli was a little wary.

"Back you, ancestor."

Jiang Xinli was a little at a loss, after all, no one had treated her so well before.

"Can't get up? Come up quickly!" Qiu Huaichang kept urging.

"Just go up, whoever is afraid of who!" Jiang Xinli was afraid of missing a good opportunity, so she jumped onto Qiu Huaichang's back.

"Damn, you're so heavy, are you a pig?" Qiu Huaichang staggered and almost said this sentence, but thinking of Jiang Xinli's tears just now, he held back the sentence again.

"Hold tight, I don't care if you fall."

After saying this, Qiu Huaichang clearly felt that Jiang Xinli tightened her hands around his neck, and he also smiled silently, and when he realized his smile, he immediately retracted it, becoming Be deadpan.

"I really hope that the car will come soon so that you can unload your burden sooner!"

"roll!"

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