The world after waking up is too difficult

As a result of Wang Dahu talking too much, Lin Xiaoqu greeted some little monsters, causing him to beg for mercy repeatedly.

It's just that the tone of the expression probably means: I'm sorry, I was wrong, next time I dare...

The noisy atmosphere lasted until the teacher came. The class time of the office was only an approximation, and there was no exact time. After all, the office did not have a school after all, and there were not so many rules.

Even the course is only divided into morning and afternoon. The morning is a unified teaching, such as drawing symbols, basic attacks, etc. What to teach depends on the teacher's mood.

In the afternoon, the teaching is divided into the Department of Zoology and two Departments of Plants including time slots.The zoology department learns an in-depth defense attack tutorial, and the plant department learns healing techniques. I heard the news in a time slot. The teacher who taught the healing techniques is actually a monster of the animal department. We are not the most casual, only more casual.”

The teacher who teaches in the morning is Kong Yueren. He looks like a human being in his 40s. He wears a blue suit, his leather shoes are polished, and his back hair looks like it has [-] layers of hair gel , No matter how the morning wind blows outside, they just stand there motionless in the wind.

No matter how you look at this posture time slot, how familiar...

Isn't this... the standard gesture for male courtship? ? ?

Could it be that the teacher is in heat/estrus? ?

I heard that animals in estrus are very irritable, and I don't know what kind of temper this teacher is, and how to get along well, so I sat on the seat in the time slot to figure it out.

Standing on the podium, Kong Yueren took out a pile of yellow talisman papers from his briefcase, and knocked on the lectern: "Come, come, hand out the papers, we will talk about Wuhenfu today."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a retorting voice from the left: "Teacher, Wuhenfu talked about it yesterday"

Kong Yueren's pen seemed to be stuck, and he cleared his throat before he said, "Of course the teacher knows that I've said it, I'll review it for you today."

"But that's what I was talking about the day before yesterday"

"........."

Time Slot obediently sat in the last row and bowed his head. Even though he had never attended such a large class, he could still feel the atmosphere around him. This was a sign that the teacher was about to get angry. This kind of thing has the same purpose.

At this time, once I meet the teacher's eyes...

Oh hoo!

Congratulations, you are the lucky one!

What if no one makes eye contact with the teacher? Then the students in the back row who don't usually attend class will become a punching bag for venting and a high-row fortress against bullets.

Shi Xia thought of Lin Xiaoqu who had just climbed the tree after eating, she didn't come down when the teacher came, she seemed to be a habitual offender, her movements of climbing the tree were smooth and easy.

Time Gap quietly turned his head and glanced at the back corner, and the next second... things were just as he expected.

"Lin! Xiao! Qu!", the three words spread from the front of the classroom to the back corner, and such a long distance could not reduce the anger of the voice by half.

Time Gap saw the little monster on the tree shake, obviously fell asleep and woke up from fright, after shaking, he changed his position, and then stopped moving, it seemed that he didn't take the episode seriously, and Fell asleep.

Slot: "..."

This concentration really has to be admired.

In just a short while, Kong Yueren walked from the front of the classroom to under the tree, "Lin Xiaoqu, do you still want to learn? If you don't want to learn, let me go out. If you want to learn, I will sit down and sit down. What do you say to lying on the tree?" , you really thought you were a tree in your previous life, let me tell you, no! Not! Not at all!"

When there was a voice chattering in my ear, no matter how much sleep I dozed off, I could run away without a trace. Lin Xiaoqu turned her head leisurely, her tone full of resentment: "Teacher, why do we birds make things difficult for birds? They were born from the same root..."

Who knew that Kong Yueren's tone suddenly changed from anger to resentment, inexplicably aggrieved: "Then tell that big lion not to embarrass me."

Really, is he willing to take care of it...

It's not that the big lion threatened him that if he didn't teach well, he would pluck his hair.

Look, this is the work of a demon? ? ?

How can he find a wife without hair! ! !

"Alas..." Lin Xiaoqu obviously knew the twists and turns in the middle, resigned to his fate, slid down from the tree, and found an empty seat in the back row.

"Teacher in estrus, it's difficult to deal with," Wang Dahu's faint complaints sounded in his ears.

The heat/estrus period is actually only for animals. Plants don’t have a heat/estrus period. Besides, they were still babies before Time Slot fell asleep. The baby monster really can’t understand the pain of the heat/estrus period, but...

"Haven't you ever had one???" Shi Xia looked at Wang Dahu who was gloating beside him.

The estrus period of mature monsters is also different from that of ignorant animals. The estrus/estrus period of ignorant animals is mostly in spring, and it happens year after year, and spring comes again every year.

Essence monsters are different, their estrus period is not fixed, spring, summer, autumn and winter are possible in any season, and it is not every year. In the long years, if the annual estrus period comes as scheduled, For a single youkai...it's a bit too cruel.

It may be for this reason that their estrus/estrus period has become unstable. It is said that someone has studied it a long time ago, and finally found out that it may have something to do with...personality? ? ?

Shi Slot felt that this was simply nonsense, and studied it for a while.

A word from Time Gap made the demon who was nestled in the seat straighten up in an instant, with righteous words in his tone: "What nonsense are you talking about? How could I stick to such things? The great monster who is evil and supports justice, this kind of love for children will only become my fetters, and it is the dross that we should abandon."

Time slot: "..."

He was careless, he shouldn't have doubted this, this is clearly a little monster who hasn't grown up yet.

"You're not wavering, are you? What about Dongzhi Shuangsha, you're going to abandon me?" Wang Dahu squinted his eyes and looked dangerously at Time Gap, as if if you betrayed me, I'd be angry in place The facial expression, and then the tone of someone who came here, advised earnestly: "Talking about love and love, you evil monster, it will become the source of your depravity, and you will be trapped in it and cannot extricate yourself."

This juvenile and thin appearance paired with old-fashioned words is really a bit funny, and the time slot was successfully amused.

Then I remembered, it seems...

I'm in class now.

Time Gap suppressed his smile, glanced at the podium ahead, and met a pair of sharp eyes as expected.

Oh, Mr. Xiti is watching you package.

The moment their eyes met, Shi Slot knew that he was going to end, and instantly dreamed back to the days when he was taught by the elders of the clan thousands of years ago.

As expected, the time slot was called in the next second.

Kong Yueren stroked his flawless and delicate hair, and looked at the two muttering in the corner: "That new little monster, what's your name?"

Time slot resigned himself to his fate, stood up, lowered his head, and acted like a good baby who knew he was wrong, so you don't want to teach me, "Teacher, my name is time slot."

The appearance is very obedient, and the voice is also very obedient, so obedient that Kong Yueren thought that the scene of whispering just now seemed to be his illusion, and it seemed that too much blame would make him a little bit unbearable, "Well, sit down."

But when his eyes turned to the restless head next to him, he knew it was not his illusion, "Wang Dahu, stand up for me, can you draw yesterday's talismans? What are you talking about with your new deskmate? Come and tell me too"

Wang Dahu looked like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, and said without fear of death: "I am talking about the source of depravity/estrus"

This sentence seems to mean something.

There were suppressed laughter one after another in the classroom, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh, which made everyone a little uncomfortable.

As for Teacher Kong Yueren, as expected...it exploded.

"Get out of here!!!"

Wang Dahu rolled away smoothly, without taking a speck of dust with him.

"Okay, let's start the class." After jumping around all morning, I finally calmed down and started to give a formal lecture.

Holding the yellow paper and pen, Shi Xia felt a sense of long-lost familiarity. He hadn't drawn for a long time, but the runes he had learned were deeply ingrained in his mind.

Kong Yueren looked at Time Slot, who was alone in the back row, and said: "You haven't learned Time Slot, you can sit next to other little monsters and learn from it."

Originally, he was sitting with Wang Dahu, but now he was confirmed to be alone as a monster. Who told his little friend to play disco on the grave without fear of death?

Time Slot moved to the side, sitting there... Lin Xiaoqu.

Shi Slot just sat next to Lin Xiaoqu in a logical manner, and his movements flowed very naturally.

I just don't know why everyone started laughing again.

……

Did he just do something funny? ? ?

Or is there something wrong with what he's wearing today? ?

None...

Shi Gap scratched his little head, really couldn't figure it out.

Lin Xiaoqu, who was drowsy next to him, seemed to be awakened by the arrival of Time Slot, and looked at Time Slot with big eyes like a fool, "Why are you sitting next to me? Watch me sleep?"

Time slot: "..."

He... just subconsciously felt that the only familiar little monster here was Lin Xiaoqu, and the other little monsters didn't know their names yet.

Wait...he seemed to understand why everyone laughed.

No, aren't you sleeping? Do you know what the teacher said just now when you are asleep?

Remember things that are not important to feelings clearly, but don't remember anything that matters.

Shi Xia felt that he understood Shentu Chong's father's general hatred of iron and steel.

Shi Xia got up and thought about where he should go, and Kong Yueren in front had already made the decision for him, "Shi Xia, please sit next to Botu, the two of you in the Department of Plants just have a chat."