The world after waking up is too difficult

There are always some people who will make the atmosphere awkward.

Wang Dahu raised his head and smiled playfully, "Isn't this our sister Lin! What kind of look do you have? You are like a monkey fishing for the moon, and there is no water for you below."

Yuan Linfan looks very cute, with a bow tied on her high half ponytail, and the rest of her hair is naturally draped behind her back. When the breeze blows, she looks like an elf who has fallen into the world.

In a few seconds, the little elf jumped to the ground, and the cherry-like mouth spit out a word: "Get out!!!"

"Why are you talking to your brother? It's not big or small." Wang Dahu smacked Yuan Linfan's head with his hands.

Every woman, no matter if they are human beings or elves, have one thing in common, that is, they hate others to touch their hair, especially after they are well-groomed.

The head can be broken or bleeding, and the hairstyle can't be messed up. That's not just talk.

"King! Big! Tiger!" Yuan Linfan's voice seemed to come out word by word from between his teeth.

Like Wang Dahu, who can bend and stretch, he apologized non-stop, "I was wrong, there was no chaos, it really wasn't messed up at all, and it's still the prettiest flower in the office!"

Yuan Linfan obviously didn't believe it, like magic, she took out a mirror from nowhere, looked up and down, left and right for a long time, and finally let Wang Dahu go with a big wave of her hand after confirming that there was really nothing wrong with it.

Yuan Linfan put away her small mirror, and said in a regretful tone, "If I had known you were going out, I wouldn't have sex."

Only then did Shi Xia realize that the other party was wearing a space artifact like a storage bracelet, no wonder he didn't see it when he took the mirror just now.

Wang Dahu also felt a little regretful in his sentence, "You didn't ask me. If you did, we could come out together. In this case, I don't have to..." The rest of the words were not finished. As for the need for nothing, except for Yuan Linfan who was present The two demons knew it well.

Shi Zao felt that the air suddenly seemed to be a few degrees colder, which was really strange. In the scorching heat of July, he actually felt cold.

In order to avoid another bombing incident, Time Slot changed the topic in time, and asked Yuan Linfan, "Why did you come out?"

Dressed up so solemnly, it can be seen that there is something very important.

Asked by Time Slot, Wang Dahu was no longer obsessed with the question of who he was with, but turned his head and stared at Yuan Linfan, obediently waiting for an answer.

The elf Yuan Linfan, who hadn't eaten fireworks just now, suddenly laughed into the silly second aunt on the hill next door, "Hey hey hey hey...", covering her small mouth with her hands and laughing until her eyes were only a slit.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Three strings of ellipses floated above the heads of the other three monsters.

Wang Dahu put his arms around his chest, and hugged his weak, helpless and pitiful self, "Don't be like this, sister Lin, no, sister Yuan! You are my sister, sister Yuan, please be normal, I'm afraid of a little brother like you..."

Yuan Linfan covered her mouth and giggled for a long time before she coughed twice and stood up again, regaining her serious and cute appearance, but after being serious for less than three seconds, she seemed to think of something and laughed crazily again.

Wang Dahu hugged himself tightly instead of the original self, but he wanted to hug the time slot tightly, but he might be really weak and helpless and scared, when he turned his head, he turned the wrong side, and hugged Bo Tu tightly as soon as he started.

At that moment, there was a physical phenomenon called magnets of the same sex repelling each other. It was just Wang Dahu's unilateral bounce, as if Bo Tu's body was hot.

Yuan Linfan, who was one step away from them, finally had enough of laughing. A photo of a man appeared on the mobile phone with the screen lit up, "I'm going to see our Zhengzheng concert", with a sweet smile on his face when he said it .

Shi Slot's attention was not on that man at all, he suddenly remembered...

He doesn't seem to have a cell phone yet.

I don't know how much it will cost.

Shi Xia looked at the black rope on his wrist, it was very similar to the one in Yuan Linfan's hand, but it was much more delicate. It was a storage rope that he wore on his body before he fell asleep, and there were some spirit stones in it.

I don't know if it can be exchanged for some renminbi used by humans. He also wants a mobile phone to be a little monster that keeps pace with the times.

Let's inquire after we come back, Shi Slot thought.

"Your family is upright? Don't you like the one named Zhao Yao?" Wang Dahu somehow inserted behind the two of them.

"That's the second wife, this is my newly promoted first wife", like a queen who is surrounded by beautiful men all over the world.

Wang Dahu: "Oh, woman, you are a fool!"

Yuan Linfan didn't like to hear these words, "You know what, it's not easy to collapse the house!"

time slot...

Can't understand the whole thing.

I really haven't kept up with the rhythm of this society.

Time Gap secretly clenched his little hands, and put his phone on when he came back!

It doesn't matter whether you understand it or not, the point is...

"Where are you going to see?" Shi Slot asked.

While talking just now, a few little monsters have already walked a long distance. The station is not far ahead. If you want to go to the east of the city, you need to take a car, and the station in front is fine.

Yuan Linfan put away her phone and replied, "Go to the gym, where do you go out at night?"

Shi Slot didn't know where the gymnasium was, but Wang Dahu was obviously very familiar with it, "That just happened to be on the way, let's go together"

"Are you going to see it too?!" Yuan Linfan's eyes were especially big when she was surprised, and she looked at Wang Dahu in surprise, "You didn't like our family Yaoyao when I gave you Amway last time, so you like Zhengzheng this type?"

"Who wants to see this kind of thing?" Wang Dahu rolled his eyes and pretended to be deep, "We are demons who want to do something big." His expression didn't look like he was going to do something earth-shattering, but he had already done it .

Awesome, awesome!

Yuan Linfan: "You guys are going to rob a bank? When are you going to do it? Take me with you. I'll take the money and run first, and you guys will deal with the aftermath"

Wang Dahu: "Why did you run away with the money? If you want to run, you have to... No! Who is going to rob/bank? Am I the kind of monster who doesn't obey the law? We are going to punish rape and eliminate evil!"

Yuan Linfan seemed to want to say something more, but the car had already arrived, and there were too many people around. She was afraid that they would be caught as bank robbers if she continued, so she kept her mouth shut.

Time slot has not taken a bus, in fact, he has never taken any car.

As expected of a little mouse, Wang Dahu squeezed to and fro in the crowd, and squeezed to the front abruptly.

Leave a time slot to stand in place and look at the distant figure.

"..."

Brother, have you forgotten that I am a demon who has never been out of the house, penniless.

Let alone a dollar, I can't afford a penny.

Time Slot deeply felt the unreliability of his little partner.

"Follow me", Bo Tu's voice without any emotion behind him.

The time slot was moved, there is still a reliable little monster, "Thank you"

There were a lot of people on the bus, so I found a relatively uncrowded place to stand in the time slot.Because it is not the evening rush hour, the road is smooth, and the driver may have a dream of flying a plane, wanting to take them to the sky and side by side with the sun, and make every effort to the extreme, the speed can be imagined.

Time Slot looked at the receding vegetation in the green belt on the roadside, and the buildings in the distance were full of feasting and feasting. The disturbing world is full of fireworks, but it also makes people feel lonely.

A trace of confusion flashed through Shi Slot's big eyes. There seemed to be no place for him in the huge world. He was different from the little monsters in the office. He used to... had a family.

It's just that the homeland is long gone, replaced by a world he doesn't understand at all.

During this period of time in the office, he was not so much afraid of the evil monsters who used him as food, as he was afraid of the world.

This... a world that made him completely unfamiliar, a world that made him incompatible.

Shi Slot just stood quietly beside the handrail, as if no one around him existed, and he was the only little monster left in the whole world, and there was a sad and lonely atmosphere all around.

Then, he was slapped hard on the back.

Wang Dahu didn't know when he stood beside him, "What are you thinking?! I called you three times and didn't hear it. I almost thought your soul was out of your body."

Time Gap rubbed the place where he was photographed with his backhand, "..."

He really wanted to ask others what to do if there was a little monster who hurt people very much.

It's also a bit heavy to start.

Wang Dahu naturally noticed the things in the time slot, and he was a little serious, "I hurt you? I'm sorry."

He didn't do it on purpose, and naturally he didn't care about the time slot, "It's okay, why are you here? Are you going to get off?" He was obviously still sitting in the seat before, but he struggled to squeeze to the location.

Wang Dahu: "Not yet, I just took a look, and it looks like there are still a few stops."

"Then you're not sitting down anymore?" Time Slot asked, obviously fighting so hard for the seat just now.

Wang Dahu looked proud, "Respect the old and love the young, let it be a little demon... no, a villain... ah, no, a child."

Shi Slot didn't hesitate to praise himself, "Then you are great."

Wang Dahu waved his hands indifferently, "It's all right."

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After more than a dozen stops, the number of people has decreased a lot, so I took a look around inside the car, "Hey, where is Yuan Linfan?"

Wang Dahu: "She got out of the car."

The moment the question was asked, Shi Slot felt a little stupid, asking knowingly, where else could he go, but, "Is she okay alone?"

"Don't worry, it's okay, she often does this, not just once or twice"

Shi Slot thought of the other party's proficient figure, and thought that he was indeed a habitual offender, so he shouldn't have to worry.

He felt that he should be more worried about himself, and hoped that everything would go well with the blessings of his ancestors.

As soon as the two little monsters spoke to each other, the bus had already arrived at their destination.

This is what they planned before, instead of looking for the biggest supermarket to sit on the sidelines, they just find a place with a lot of supermarkets and patrol around.Maybe you can meet the thief who came to commit the crime.

This plan seems very unreliable, but there is no better way.

They don't know what the thief looks like, what kind of crime method he has, the only thing they can be sure of is...

The thief is not a human being, and no human being can make things disappear.

Then remove humans and only demons and ghosts remain, or...

Is there anything else that they don't know about the species.