The world after waking up is too difficult

The night was thick, and the two figures in the room were close together to enjoy the silence of the night, their small faces were slightly flushed, and the wine glass was still dangling in their hands.

He passed the empty wine glass to the side, and blinked his big eyes, meaning...

Still want.

Ao Jingyu directly took the wine glass and put it in the distance: "You can't drink it."

How can this be!

He didn't drink enough, he only drank a little bit!

The little monster stopped doing it, and hugged that arm vigorously, rubbing it around and acting like a baby.

Ao Jingyu lost his temper because of being rubbed against him, but he said with a tone of discussion: "If you drink any more, you will drink too much. If you have a headache tomorrow, don't cry."

Shi Slot shook his head: "I didn't drink too much, it won't hurt."

I really didn't drink too much, and I was still sober.

He likes this warm feeling, but he doesn't know why he always feels like something is coming out of his body.

Ao Jingyu was helpless and was about to compromise when the doorbell rang suddenly.

Shi Gap turned to look at the door suspiciously.

Who is it this night? ? ?

"I'll go take a look." He patted his face, stood up and walked towards the door.

A magnified face was looking inside under the cat's eyes at the door.

Isn't this the Jianmu I saw last time?

Shi Slot opened the door and said hello with a smile: "Brother Wancheng..."

As soon as the door opened, Wan Tengmu only felt that his eyes were really red, and he was taken aback for a moment before he smiled and said, "Shi Xiaocha, you are here too, what kind of dress are you wearing? The little Christmas monster came to give Lao Ao a present." ?”

He walked in while talking, and then saw another clump of red in the living room.

Now he wasn't just stunned.

Wan Tengmu froze in place, like a motionless puppet, his eyes blinked mechanically...

Blinked again.

He rubbed his eyes with stiff hands, but there was no vertigo.

it is true! ! !

A moment later, a deafening roar sounded: "F*ck!!!!"

The sound resounded through the sky, was earth-shattering, and deafening, and the birds resting outside scattered in a rush, as if they had been greatly frightened in their panic.

Wan Tengmu's eyes were bigger than copper bells: "Who are you?! Where did the monster dare to possess Lao Ao's body, and don't hurry up and give away his original form..."

He made a bunch of gibberish gestures as he talked, looking like an obsessed old wand.

Ao Jingyu's long legs stretched out beside him, the distance between the coffee table and the sofa is a bit small, it seems that the long legs are a bit aggrieved, and there is nowhere to put them.

He has been resting his arms on the sofa, half leaning lazily, with a kind of laziness and leisure after being slightly drunk, but the words he said do not match the temperament of the whole body at this time.

"Are you a fool?"

Cold tone.

Wan Tengmu's face suddenly showed a whole body comfortable expression, "It seems that he is not possessed." After speaking, he was greatly relieved, his extremely serious expression seemed to be truly worried about this kind of situation possibility.

He sat carelessly on a corner of the sofa, "Are you guys...playing house? The childlike innocence is still there."

After the shock, he turned into a hippie smiling face, winking when he spoke.

Ao Jingyu didn't even raise his head: "Get out if you have nothing to do."

"It's not that I said why you are so heartless. You can't come over to say hello on holidays. Fortunately, I brought a gift."

After speaking, I did not know where to take out a big bowl, the kind of stainless steel big iron bowl commonly used in every household.

"Look at how nice I am. I bring my own bowl when I come to eat, so you don't need to wash an extra bowl." Then he sat down on the carpet below very unceremoniously. A big spoon came out, which can be said to be quite self-conscious.

"Don't stand when you are young, sit and sit, what should you do, don't worry about me"

Time slot hesitated: "I'll make two more dishes."

Ao Jingyu stood up directly and pushed the little monster to his side: "Leave him alone, he will get out later."

Wan Tengmu selectively ignored the next sentence: "Yes, yes, don't worry about me, just treat me as if I don't exist during the time slot."

They made a lot of dinner. Although they ate part of it earlier, there was still quite a lot left. Wan Tengmu seemed to be really hungry. He didn't care about the two snuggled up next to each other, and started to eat there alone.

Time gap is a bit shy when being hugged by Ao Jingyu, being intimate in front of strangers is completely different from being intimate in front of acquaintances.

It doesn't matter if you don't know each other in front of strangers anyway, but it's different in front of people you know, an inexplicable sense of shame.

He struggled slightly, but did not struggle away, Ao Jingyu hugged the little monster even tighter in dissatisfaction.

Unable to make time slots, he blushed and stared at the TV, not knowing what he was watching.

Wan Teng didn't lift the wood, and said quietly: "Can't you wait for me to finish eating? The meal is delicious, I don't really want to eat dog food, thank you..."

The tone of ridicule was unremarkable, and only he himself knew the shock in his heart.

Although it can be seen that this little ginseng fruit tree is different from the last time I saw it in a hurry, but I never expected that they are really together.

That dragon's stinky temper is really something a little monster can stand.

Moreover, he was able to accompany the little monster to see such childish things. If anyone dared to let the dragon wear such fluffy clothes in the past, they probably would not know how they died.

Wan Teng looked up desperately, and then was fed another handful of dog food.

"..."

Why did he want to die at this time.

then……

Wan Tengmu ate the rest of the food as if venting his anger, and sat there belching loudly, without treating himself as an outsider at all.

Sure enough, only food can heal everything in this world.

"Okay, I'm full, thank you for the hospitality." Wan Tengmu took out a piece of paper to wipe the corners of his mouth clean, and then made a shot like a basketball. With a click, the toilet paper was accurately thrown into the trash can.

"I'll give you this bowl as a gift"

Shi Xia looked at the oily and dirty bowl: "..."

He could see that this was a relative and friend.

Ao Jingyu didn't even look at it, and wrote his disgust all over his body.

Wan Tengmu smiled and boasted: "Hey, don't look at this bowl, it looks ordinary..."

"It's five yuan..."

"And I got a discount on the second day after I bought it, two for nine yuan, what does this mean, this means... this bowl is different, I will give it to you now, I hope you are like this bowl... ", after finishing speaking, he knocked on the bowl, and instantly made a piercing sound: "Crackling!"

"..."

Is crackling a blessing? ? ?

Ao Jingyu seemed to be unable to bear it any longer: "Take your trash and get out of here."

"Okay, okay, I won't say it anymore." He said compromised words, but his face showed an expression of ignorance.

"Your tree is not bad, did you make it in the small gap?" Wan Tengmu pulled the Christmas tree next to him.

Glittering is nice too.

When asked about this, Shi Slot became a little proud, and nodded a little more vigorously: "Well, yes!"

He also thought it was good, and he liked it just by looking at it.

"Taste, get me one next year...", Wan Tumu looked like a little monster, you are very good, I admire your expression very much.

……

The Christmas tree seemed to know that someone praised it, and the sparkling lights were a little brighter in the dark.

There were empty plates and a large bowl on the coffee table that had not been cleared away.

In the living room, Wan Tengmu was talking funny words, laughing very flatteringly during the time slot, and Ao Jingyu sat in the middle with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

The laughter expresses warmth and tranquility.

……

It wasn't until early morning that Wan Tengmu got up and went back to his home.

He didn't stay here, the big monster has self-knowledge.

The next day, Shixia slept until noon and didn't wake up. There was no one at home. The busy boss got up early to go to work, and there was a hot breakfast in the kitchen.

The happy little monster has hot food to eat when he gets up.

The Christmas tree in the living room is still on. After dinner, I put away the Christmas tree, and the parts are disassembled and packed bit by bit. If it is not broken in the next year, it can continue to be used, and it cannot be wasted!

He was busy all afternoon and finally received the tree in the warehouse, provided that it hadn't been completely dismantled, but only the parts.

After the busy time, he spread out on the sofa drinking water to rest, and the mobile phone not far away rang.

He crawled over like a little cicada chrysalis, and classmate Du Hu called.

"Time slot, what are you busy with? You answer the phone so late."

The time slot continued: "I was just packing the Christmas tree."

"Christmas tree? You're still installing a Christmas tree at home, it's so romantic! I originally wanted to install one..."

There was a lot of chatter behind, and I listened quietly during the time slot, and the focus must be on the back.

Sure enough, after talking a lot, Dahu said, "Are you okay tomorrow? Come out and say hello, it's my birthday tomorrow."

"Birthday?" Time Slot Truth was taken aback for a moment, he hadn't heard of this word for a long, long time.

To be precise, there was never such a concept.

The lifespan of the Yaozu is too long, so long that they may not remember the day when they transformed into form and the day when they became enlightened.

And the matter of enlightenment, to be precise, there is no specific daily routine, it just happens quietly in the haze, it is a long process.

No Yaozu will go to commemorate it specially.

Of course, except for those cubs with mothers, they have specific birth dates, so they are naturally worth commemorating, but not Dahu.

Dahu didn't know what he was doing, there was a pinging sound over there, and when he heard the time slot question, he replied naturally: "Yes, it's tomorrow, I decided it myself, I like this day, so every year this day It's my birthday."

"........."

It was the first time Shi Xia heard that he could choose his own birthday.

"Are you free tomorrow? If not, forget it, as long as the gift arrives, you don't have to come."

"..."

It's plastic brotherhood, yes.