Perfect Lover Interpretation Plan

When the young man looked over, there seemed to be fragility and longing in those iris-colored eyes, Ruo Ye Nanai took everything in his eyes, but fell silent.

In the end, she chose to comfort Osamu Dazai from the perspective of a bystander: "It's okay, she should just play outside, and she will come back when she has had enough."

"..." Hearing this, Osamu Dazai stared at her quietly for a while, and slightly raised the corners of his lips, "I hope so."

Saying this, he turned his eyes back to the river below, changed the somewhat sad atmosphere just now, and suddenly said with high spirits:

"By the way, this is my favorite place to commit suicide. You can feel the breath of freedom the moment you jump from here. Would you like to experience it, Ms. Nana?"

"..." When he recovered, Ruo Yenanai breathed a sigh of relief, but the last sentence really made the corners of Ruo Ye Nana's eyes start to twitch.

"No need." So Ruo Ye Nana could only put on a polite smile and refused.

Osamu Dazai probably didn't expect her to agree, so he shrugged his shoulders unsurprisingly, and suddenly pressed his back against the pillars on the bridge behind, and curled his lips leisurely: "Miss Nana, if I jump from here , will you come and save me?"

A narrow smile flashed in his eyes, and his relaxed tone seemed to be joking, but for a person like him who wanted to commit suicide all the time, Ruo Ye Nana couldn't judge whether the words were sincere .

"Yes." Ruo Ye Nana rolled up the hair on her chest with one hand, frowned angrily, and said angrily, "No girlfriend can just watch his boyfriend dive into the water without saving him, you What kind of question are you asking?"

She cleverly substituted herself into the role to hide her true heart. Osamu Dazai was startled for a moment, and soon chuckled:

"I forgot, now you are my girlfriend."

"But." He stood up straight, put his hands on the stone pillars on both sides, jumped up lightly, and sat on the top of the stone pillars.

Behind is the edge of the bridge without any protective facilities. A thin young man is sitting lazily, with a smile in his eyes, and the rushing river flowing below is clear to his ears.

"What I want to know is Miss Nana's own thoughts."

A breeze blew through his hem, sending the hem of his sand-coloured coat flying in the air.

The figure of the young man became thinner and thinner, as if the stronger wind could blow him off the bridge at any time.

This extremely dangerous posture made Ruoye Nana a little nervous, and couldn't help but take a step forward, thinking of grabbing his arm.

But at this moment, Osamu Dazai was staring at her closely with sharp eyes, and said seriously: "Don't bother me, if you are just my 'girlfriend'."

"I remember that it is written in the contract that the service personnel must satisfy the customer's requirements to the greatest extent."

"Please... leave me alone, I'm looking forward to doing this."

"Such a happy fall without thinking about anything is what I have been pursuing."

A faint light flashed in his eyes, and he subconsciously lowered his voice and muttered to himself. In the end, he didn't know whether he was speaking to Ruo Yenanai or himself.

"This is my request, so, as a considerate 'girlfriend', you must fulfill my wish."

Ruo Ye Nana frowned and listened, not knowing what he wanted to do.

Due to the question of the service personnel standards he raised, Ruo Ye Nana could only say: "But someone is planning to commit suicide in front of him, and everyone will reflexively want to stop it, or do you think I am such a cold-blooded person?"

"I see..." Hearing the words, Osamu Dazai nodded agreeingly, and said thoughtfully, "That's true, there is a life that is about to die before your eyes, and normal people subconsciously want to rescue it."

"I see." After thinking for a while, he promised with a smile, "Then I won't jump off."

Ruo Yenanai breathed a sigh of relief that he changed his mind so simply. After her nerves relaxed, she finally thought about what Osamu Dazai was trying to do.

Are you testing her?

But what's the point of that?

She was frowning and thinking deeply, when suddenly a few children carrying schoolbags and playing around ran past them in front of them.

The elbow of one of the children inadvertently touched Osamu Dazai's back, so Osamu Dazai, who was about to turn over and slowly fall onto the bridge, blinked and leaned forward.

Without any protective measures, there was the turbulent river below, and he fell headlong without warning.

"Dazai!"

Wakaba Nana keenly caught this point, and immediately ran forward with her pupils constricted, stretching out her right hand to grab Dazai Osamu's body.

However, her fingertips were only a few centimeters away from Dazai Osamu's eyes, and she quickly grabbed the air.

Osamu Dazai fell down and fell into the icy river water.

The last thing in Ruo Ye Nana's vision was his smiling and calm face.

Obviously, as long as he quickly grabs something nearby that can be grabbed, Ruo Ye Nana can save him immediately, but he gave up.

"... Tsk!" Ruoye Nana clicked her tongue irritably, looking down at the huge splash in the river.

Osamu Dazai is his customer, and the customer's request is 'don't come to save him'.

If Ye Nana really only had a mutual transaction relationship with him, she might not break the rules she set for herself at this moment.

But that's impossible. Once she has an intersection with this man and develops feelings for her, it is absolutely impossible for her to watch him die.

It was like this when I became a cat, and even if I become a human, this feeling will not change.

Apart from anything else, he opened the oiled paper umbrella and threw it over. Ruo Ye Nana lightly jumped on top of the oiled paper umbrella, and reached out to grab the young man who was soaked in the water.

When the two finally jumped to the shore, one of them was wet from head to toe, dripping water continuously, and the other had some water stains on the cuffs and hem of his clothes, but he was still in good condition.

But the expression on the face of the girl who was squatting with her back to the sun was terrifyingly silent, her golden eyes slightly erected, staring at the young man lying on the ground with a murderous look, her face was full of impatience.

"Are you satisfied with this?" She said coldly.

She felt extremely irritated that Osamu Dazai didn't cherish life and chose to die at any time.

Every useless rescue every time seems to be a waste of nothing.

What's more, she has always obeyed the service tenet of playing the perfect girlfriend in dating, but was repeatedly broken by the man in front of her. Her patience was exhausted, and she almost wanted to cancel the list.

The young man whom she looked down on slowly raised his upper body and sat up. Compared with his pale face and body shivering from the cold, the cheerful smile on his face was extremely conspicuous.

Inserting the palm of his hand into the hair at the back of his head, he brushed back the damp hair sticking to his forehead, and those iris-colored and bright eyes exuded a strange brilliance in the sunlight.

"I am very satisfied."

Saying this, he suddenly grabbed the ribbon of the girl's neckline in front of him and pulled it down, forcing the girl to lower her head and draw closer to his face.

Almost raising his eyes slightly, he was able to meet those deep golden eyes. Osamu Dazai held Ruo Ye Nana's neckline and smiled wantonly.

"This is not what I want to jump off by myself. It is an irresistible external force."

"I told you clearly, don't come to save me... You have broken the rules of service, Miss Nana."

The atmosphere suddenly dropped to freezing point.

The black-haired young man provocatively posed multiple choice questions, but Ruo Ye Nana fell into his trap helplessly.

Noticing that Wakaba Nana's complexion was becoming more and more ugly, Osamu Dazai observed quietly for a while, then suddenly raised the corners of his lips, and slowly poked his forehead forward.

Soon, he rested his forehead on the girl's shoulder, sniffed the reassuring breath on the girl, and sighed slowly:

"But I'm very happy, you will choose the first time to save me."

"Does this prove that you don't hate me... On the contrary, you still like me very much."

Looking down, she could see the young man who buried her cheeks on her shoulders, and the gentle tone of the young man was still lingering in her ears all the time. If Ye Nanai looked at it calmly for a while, all the anger, depression and irritability in her heart were suppressed. In the end, he could only let out a sigh of relief.

What else can I do, isn't this dog man like this, he hasn't changed from the beginning to the end.

As the saying goes, if you can't change the world, let yourself change.

She slapped away the wobbly head, looked at the drenched cloth on her shoulders with disgust, and stood up.

Then he extended his right hand to Osamu Dazai: "Do you want to continue the date?"

She looked at the clothes of the drenched young man: "Go and change first."

Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, as if he couldn't believe that she forgave him just like that, and when he stood up with Ruo Yenanai's hand, he still had an unbelievable expression on his face.

Until Ruo Ye Nana explained to him with a smile: "I wrote down this matter today."

"Choose, either lose money, or break the contract here, which one do you want to choose?"

"But since I have already collected the money today, I will not give up halfway. Even if it is interrupted, it will start tomorrow."

"Let's talk about it first. To lose money, I not only need to compensate my drenched clothes and bags, but also compensate my mental loss, psychological counseling fees, etc..."

At this time, her smile suddenly became ferocious, and gradually had a tendency to blacken, "The price is absolutely impossible to be low, give me a good sense. Enlightenment. Oh."

The next few words were almost faintly squeezed out of his throat.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

What happened to the sudden feeling of being in a black shop by mistake? ?

"But if you want to break the contract, please don't appear in front of me in the future."

And Ruo Ye Nana also suddenly said the second option calmly, with a very serious attitude, not just angry words out of anger.

"My purpose is that I don't like to have too much contact with customers in private." Ruo Ye Nana paused, "So I hope you can understand."

Those eyes conveyed the meaning of refusal of deep friendship, and for a moment, Osamu Dazai's expression fell silent.

The arm hanging by the side slowly clenched into a fist, and asked a question that left Wakaba Nana speechless:

"Really? What's the matter with that white hair?"

"..."

Ruo Ye Nana got stuck immediately.

...Good guy, Gojo Satoru is the best example of slapping her in the face.

But it's not her reason, it's entirely because Gojo Satoru will chase her no matter where she hides!

Could it be her fault? !

However, Osamu Dazai would definitely not listen to this kind of explanation, so Wakaba Nana thought hard and came up with a very convincing reason.

"He has a relationship of relatives, so he gradually became friends later on."

Well, Shimizu is her cousin in the setting, and now the teacher of this cousin is Gojo Satoru, so there should be nothing wrong with that.

Wakaba Nana forcibly recognizes a relative, trying to make Osamu Dazai shut up.

But Osamu Dazai looked at her quietly, and smiled: "Friend? I think he doesn't just regard you as a friend."

Faced with Ruo Ye Nana's suspicious gaze, Osamu Dazai curled his lips, but he didn't intend to help that white hair promote the relationship.

It was quite cold by the river in the evening, especially when the wind blew through, his already drenched clothes kept emitting a chill.

He shivered subconsciously, and couldn't help but suggested: "Let's go change our clothes first, it's so cold!"

If Ye Nana didn't want him to get sick from the cold, she agreed, but she thought that changing clothes was to buy one in an outside store. Who knew that after Dazai led her to turn left and right, she came to a familiar building. in front of the building.

Looking at the words on the familiar signs of 'Armed Detective Agency', Ruo Ye Nana's smile froze on her face, her pupils almost trembled.

Oops! !

Why was he accidentally abducted here by Osamu Dazai? ?

It's over, it's over, it's not like Edogawa Ranpo is here, so wouldn't she be exposed in an instant when she encountered this bug? ?

"This is..." She hesitated and just opened her mouth when she heard Osamu Dazai say, "My company, didn't you also rest here before?"

"It just so happens that I have some clothes to change, and I can take you in for a visit."

"This..." Ruo Ye Nana was about to break out in a cold sweat, "It's not good, I'm going to your company or something... it's better to stay outside."

Osamu Dazai turned his head and glanced at her, with a half-smile: "It's okay, the members of our company must also want to see you."

After deliberately pausing for two seconds to feel Ruo Ye Nana's attitude, he continued: "They should also want to see what my girlfriend looks like."

"..." Although it is nonsense, but considering the character of Atsushi Nakajima and the others, it is really possible.

Wakaba Nana racked her brains thinking of how to prevaricate the past and not go upstairs, but the refusal was full of refusals, and Dazai Osamu's words turned back:

"Could it be... Miss Nana dare not go upstairs? Are you afraid of something, huh?"

After hearing these words, Ruo Ye Nanai immediately took a step forward.

If you go upstairs, there may still be a chance of not being exposed. If you don't go upstairs, Osamu Dazai will definitely guess her identity.

Tch, life or death is a gamble!

When she entered the Armed Detective Agency through the stairs she had passed, the first person she encountered was Kunikida Doppo.

Kunikida Doppo first looked at Osamu Dazai in astonishment, who was drenched like a drenched chicken, before saying "what's the matter with you", he turned to look at Nana Wakaba beside him.

For a moment he was slightly taken aback, and then his somewhat sluggish brain gradually became clear.

"Dazai... you bastard..." Then, Kunikida Doppo clenched his fists angrily, his forehead was jumping, and began to scold Dazai, "Did he die in love with another woman again?"

"He brought an innocent woman here!" He gave Osamu Dazai a vicious look, and since Nana Wakaba was watching, he swallowed his more irritable emotions, and bowed to Nana Wakaba Bowing, "I'm very sorry, the staff of our agency have caused you trouble."

Looking at Ruo Ye Nana's wet clothes, he immediately apologized seriously: "We will compensate you for the clothes, please come in and sit down first, I hope Dazai didn't cause you much trouble."

"..."

It has to be said that Kunikida Doppo is worthy of being the vice president, and he can see through the reason why Osamu Dazai became like this at a glance.

Moreover, the speed of the apology was fast and skillful, which was not like the first time.

Ruo Ye Nana felt sorry for him.

"That's not right, Kunikida, things are different from what you imagined." Osamu Dazai also shrugged his shoulders helplessly, clasped Wakaba Nana's arm with his palm, and brought it forward slightly.

"Let me introduce you." He smiled naturally, with the corners of his lips slightly raised, with a mischievous mentality, "This is my girlfriend, isn't she beautiful?"

"........."

Kunikida Doppo stood quietly on the spot, and after a while, he silently pushed down his glasses:

"...Girlfriend?" What does girlfriend mean.

The next second, he finally came back to his senses, his eyes widened in surprise, his mouth opened wide, and he expressed his panic with all his actions.

"What - girlfriend????"

"How is it possible! How could you have a girlfriend?!" Kunikida Doppo couldn't believe it.

"Why can't I have one?" Osamu Dazai showed innocent eyes, "I'm so gentle, considerate and kind, isn't it normal to have a girlfriend?"

"..." Kunikida Doppo's face turned livid for a while, and he almost wanted to ask who he was talking about.

Gentle, considerate and kind, has half a dime relationship with Osamu Dazai? ?

However, due to the presence of this 'girlfriend', he didn't question it immediately, but instead focused his eyes on the other party.

No matter from which point of view, Wakaba Nana's appearance conforms to the definition of a perfect woman, with a narrow waist and long legs, fair skin and beautiful appearance, with a soft cherry blossom-colored hair, there is no problem at all .

It is also because of this that it is unbelievable that this kind of beauty has become Osamu Dazai's girlfriend.

What is good about Osamu Dazai?Don't you just have a face that can deceive little girls!

Kunikida Doppo twitched his brows, trying to save the little girl with bad eyes: "Well, miss, do you really want to choose Dazai as your boyfriend? I think it's best not to be too hasty when making a decision. Sometimes , It takes a long time to see people's hearts..."

Facing his racking his brains to persuade her, Ruo Ye Nana couldn't laugh or cry, good guy, even his colleagues in the company don't support Dazai Osamu's love affair, this person is too miserable.

But even though what he said was correct, Wakaba Nana was also an actor who got paid after all, so naturally she wanted to protect Osamu Dazai's reputation on this issue.

"Thank you for your advice, but it's okay." Ruo Ye Nana skillfully took Dazai Osamu's arm, leaned her forehead slightly towards Dazai Osamu, pretending to be intimate, "I like him very much, so those problems are not important. "

Hearing this, not only Kunikida Doppo showed a face about to be constipated, but even Dazai Osamu blinked and stared at her curiously.

To be honest, she always showed a dislike for Osamu Dazai, even when she was a girlfriend, she never had such close contact, this was the first time she got closer to being a couple.

The news that Osamu Dazai brought his girlfriend back quickly spread throughout the detective agency, and all the members were shocked to the extreme, and ran out one after another to peek at Nana Wakaba's appearance.

The astonishment was about to reach its peak when she realized that she was really a beautiful woman.

"No way, that Mr. Dazai...that Mr. Dazai has a girlfriend, why is there no sign at all!"

"My God, Dazai has such a lovely girlfriend, tsk, this girl must have bad eyesight."

"Why bother, there are so many men in the world, why must you choose Mr. Dazai?"

Everyone was discussing in various ways, trying to lower the volume as much as possible in order not to let the little girlfriend hear.

At first, Kunikida Doppo was the only one in the reception room to receive Wakaba Nana, but seeing the girl's gentle personality, everyone couldn't help but ran out one after another, and began to ask various questions:

"What...do you like about Dazai?"

Dazai Osamu watched from the side with a smile on his face from the beginning to the end, without any help, but Ruo Ye Nana replied without panic at all: "There are many, such as his tenderness, consideration and kindness."

"..." Kunikida Doppo frowned strangely, feeling that he had heard these descriptions somewhere before.

He subconsciously felt that Ruo Ye Nanai was prevaricating them, but seeing the other party's serious expression and sincere eyes, he felt that he was thinking too much.

Osamu Dazai couldn't help covering his mouth with his palm, and secretly laughed.

He naturally knew that Ruo Ye Nana was talking nonsense, but these words were cute enough not to make him hate them at all.

It's so cute.

"Then... how did you guys meet?" Atsushi Nakajima, who was extremely curious, also began to ask.

"It's been a long time to talk about this topic... It was a full moon night full of stars, and I happened to meet Dazai while I was resting..."

Ruoye Nana blushed a little shyly, and kept curling a strand of hair with her fingers, averting everyone's eyes slightly.

Such a lovely and moving expression is the ultimate expression of the girl's budding when she is shy. Everyone thought this would be the beginning of a romance, and Ruo Ye Nana also portrayed it quite ambiguously, excluding all words that have nothing to do with love.

If Osamu Dazai knew that she was talking about an invitation to die in love, he would have thought that the first meeting between the two was a romantic ball.

But...was that really a first encounter?

There was a flash of light in the eyes of the young man, and he suddenly clapped his hands to interrupt the colleagues who still wanted to gossip: "Okay, okay, don't be around Nana, she is already tired enough."

Seeing that everyone finally left with regret, and only Kunikida Doppo was still sitting beside him, he casually asked, "Where is Mr. Ranpo?"

Wakaba Nana, who was drinking tea with thirsty mouth, suddenly felt her heart tighten, and she listened quite seriously.

Only Kunikida, who didn't know why, thought for a while, and gave an ambiguous answer: "Maybe it's in the president's office."

"Hmm..." Osamu Dazai elongated his tone slightly, stood up suddenly, and smiled at Nana Wakaba, "I'm going to change clothes, you sit here for a while."

In fact, his clothes were already dry, so at this moment both of them knew well that Osamu Dazai was going to find Ranpo Edogawa.

In an instant, Ruo Ye Nana felt that the tea in her hand was not fragrant, and it even became a bit bitter.

She was fidgeting on the spot, and could only stare at Osamu Dazai's gradually leaving back in horror, at a loss.

But only half a minute after Osamu Dazai left, a figure came from another direction, and looked sideways at the scene in the room.

——Zhi Zhi met Ruo Ye Nana's eyes.

Looking at the familiar gray plaid costume of the detective, Ruo Ye Nana's palm shook suddenly, and some tea splashed out instantly, spilling on the table.