I'm a monitor fan

Chapter 22 You just need to be my boyfriend to make up for it

Cen Chen sat in the corner of the sofa, looking at Jian Chenyue who was holding the microphone in front of him.

Looking at it now, it might be a good choice to sing with my sister-in-law... There is no chance for me to show off my tone-deaf demeanor at all!

It couldn't be better.

He forked fruit happily.

"Xiaochen, go up and sing for Chenyue for a while, he must be tired too." Shen Min said seemingly unintentionally.

"!!!!" You seemed to be teasing me.

Shen Min evoked a sneer.Didn't that kid Qi Yu claim to like Cen Chen of our family? Today, I will expose all of Xiao Chen's shortcomings to him. I see if he likes it or not!

Cen Chen didn't know what his brother was thinking, so he leaned over very bitterly: "Brother, why don't you go and replace him?" He winked desperately.

Also, why does this kind of thing have to be replaced? !Can't we just stop singing? !And sister-in-law, is his intoxicated appearance really "tired"...

Who knew that Jian Chenyue, who had just finished singing a song, actually said at this time, "Well, I'm tired after singing for so long, one of you will pick it up!"

Oh, it really is a couple.

I saw his brother patted his head: "Hey, my throat is uncomfortable today, you should go."

Throat is uncomfortable, you ghost!Can lying be a little more convincing!

However, his elder brother had already spoken, so it was hard for him to refute his elder brother's face in front of his sister-in-law, so he gritted his teeth and walked up.

"Shall I sing with you?" Qi Yu, who had been silent since just now, suddenly spoke.

"No, no, no, just sit down." "Sit down."

Cen Chen and Shen Min spoke one after the other.Needless to say Shen Min's reason, Cen Chen was afraid that he would stop misleading Qi Yu's voice. Two or three times of embarrassment.

He ordered the recently popular song "In My Song". When he sang "You exist, deep in my mind", he almost wanted to dig a hole and bury himself in it.

Nima, he can't bear to listen to what he sings...

At the end of the song, Jian Chenyue stood there for a long time unable to react, Shen Min drank the juice calmly, and Qi Yu...Qi Yu clapped his hands excitedly, "The singing is so good, it's even better than the original version!"

Jian Chenyue x Shen Min x Cen Chen: "..."

Shen Min wanted to go forward and tear his face to see how long this guy was going to pretend.

Qi Yu looked around suspiciously: "Why are you looking at me like this?"

Cen Chen shook his head: "Qi Yu, tell the truth, don't comfort me."

Qi Yu was even more puzzled: "I really think the singing is pretty good, why do you all react like this?"

Shen Min X Cen Chen: ... he said so sincerely, is it because his acting skills are too good or my IQ is too low?

Jian Chen jumped into a smile: "I guess Qi Yu really thinks it's good. He has no feeling for music since he was a child. It doesn't make any difference whether any song sounds good to him or not. It's commonly known as a sound idiot."

Cen Chen was a little dissatisfied: "What does it matter if it sounds good or not?" Even if it was true that he sang out of tune, he couldn't expose it so blatantly, his sister-in-law really hurt the boy's heart!

But suddenly I feel that if Qi Yu is set in this way, then I have a good impression of him for no reason...

Jian Chen jumped over and patted him on the shoulder: "Sorry."

"Shen Min, come and sing with me."

"it is good."

Hey, didn't you just say that your throat was uncomfortable? !The younger brother was very dissatisfied with his brother's behavior, so he deliberately went to the song selection area and secretly selected the song "Today You Will Marry Me".

It took a long time for the two people holding the microphone to react when the music started.After realizing it, Jian Chenyue blushed, and Shen Min hooked his lips into a smile: "Sing it, don't change it even if you choose it."

Taking a look at Cen Chen, someone was smiling like "brother, praise me, praise me".

When she actually started singing, Jian Chenyue was even more embarrassed.I don't know when it started, the situation changed to him singing the female part and Shen Min singing the male part, and every time the Chairman sang "You are going to marry me today" and "Yes, Ido", the pampering in his eyes can be overwhelming. Tired of him.

Well, we are just singing a song, Chairman, do you want to get into the drama like this... By the way, why is this song so long? !Why should I invite the Chairman to sing along? !

Cen Chen gloated on the sidelines, and patted Qi Yu next to him from time to time, meaning "Look at the two of them, are they making fun of each other?" He really deserves a beating.

Qi Yu smiled cooperatively, but his mind was not on the two singing.

Slowly holding the hands of the people around him, Cen Chen suddenly turned his eyes wide open and stared at him: "Qi Yu..."

Qi Yu used even more force in his hand, not allowing Cen Chen the opportunity to withdraw his hand, and stared at him unabashedly, Cen Chen slammed into his eyes unreservedly with a shy expression in shock.

"Cen Chen, don't you want to hit me this time?" Qi Yu asked with a smile.

As soon as Cen Chen heard this, his face turned red, and he wanted to pull his hand back, but he found helplessly that he and Qi Yu were indeed not at the same level of players, it's over!Complete!smoke!No!move!ah!

"You, you let go of me!"

Qi Yu leaned close to his face, teasingly said: "I said, am I not loose?"

"What do you want to do?! My brother is here!" Squad leader Cen suddenly felt a sense of crisis.Hehe, hehe, this must be an illusion, my brother is still here, what can he do to me...

But with Qi Yu's shameless personality, maybe he can really do something to me! ! ! !

Think suddenly a little scared.

Qi Yu quickly planted a kiss on his forehead, then grabbed his hand and rubbed it, and then reluctantly let go.

"(￣Д￣)" He he he he he he!Me me me me! !

Cen Chen suddenly withdrew his hand like an electric shock, then took a quick glance at his brother who was singing, and after confirming that he was not paying attention, he [pretended] said viciously: "What are you doing?!"

Qi Yu chuckled: "I didn't do it."

Cen Chen didn't react, and after he did, he shouted: "Damn! Beast!"

This sound successfully attracted the attention of the other two.

"Xiao Chen, what's the matter?" Shen Min didn't move the microphone away, and his voice sounded particularly magnetic.

"No, it's nothing..." Hehe, it's better not to let my brother know about being kissed.

Shen Min frowned: "What did you just say? A beast? What's going on? Did Qi Yu bully you?" The elder brother made no secret of his doubts about Qi Yu.

"Hehe, hehe," Cen Chen pretended to be stupid, "Brother, you are thinking too much. I was discussing with Qi Yu just now, did you say 'beast'? Qi Yu, didn't you!" He secretly pinched Qi Yu.

Qi Yu nodded calmly: "Yes, Xiao Chen is right."

Shen Min was suspicious: "Really?"

"It can't be true anymore!"

"Alright then," Shen Min finally decided to give up pursuing this issue, "The time is almost up, let's go."

"Ah? They're all gone!" Jian Chenyue was a little bit reluctant, he hasn't sung enough today...

Shen Min rubbed his hair: "Why, don't you want to part with it? I'll sing a few more songs with you if you want." The tone was so doting, Cen Chen felt that his skin was about to get goosebumps.

Qi Yu raised his eyebrows.

"Forget it, let's go." Jian Chenyue recalled the scene of "singing affectionately" with Shen Min just now, and thought it would be better not to do it again... "Then let's decide what movie to watch!"

"So, why do you want to watch "Three Good Friends: Journey to Thailand"?" (Everyone knows what the prototype is, right?) Sitting on his seat, Qi Yu frowned and said, in his opinion, this brainless comedy It's not even as good as a romance movie, at least the latter can make him hold Cen Chen's hand and eat tofu or something... If he listened to him, how good would it be to see Sister Sadako? !Thinking about Xiaochen crying and throwing himself into his arms, is it wonderful? !

What a taste!

"What's the matter?" Jian Chenyue held the popcorn nonchalantly, "Comedies are good friends during the holidays!"

Shen Min agreed unconditionally: "Chen Yue is right."

"..." Can you stop always singing and following?

Cen Chen tugged at his clothes: "Hey, "Three Good Friends: Journey to Thailand" is also pretty good, don't be too picky!"

"Do you like it?"

"Yes."

"Okay, then I like it now." Well, a man must abandon his principles sometimes!Minister Qi is really a man.

Cen Chen: "..." You don't need to like it, thank you.

What the hell, why does he feel that the way he and Qiyu get along is becoming more and more like a couple? Haha, this must be an illusion!

Qi Yu handed over a glass of drink: "Drink?"

"Well, thank you." Nima, don't do this kind of boyfriend power MAX to me, okay!I really don't want to become a shou! ! —Wait, what was he thinking just now?He and Qi Yu are both men, so it's not necessarily good who goes up and who gets off? ! —Wait, what is he thinking? !In this way, readers will think that the author is maliciously showing off (fu) and abandoning the article, okay? !

He took a sip of his drink awkwardly, and didn't know what he was thinking until the end of the movie, his mind was in a mess.

Walking out of the cinema, it was completely dark.

Jian Chenyue walked up to the three of them: "Ahem, comrades, pay attention. Stand at attention!"

The three of them were amused by him, but they all cooperated and stood up.

"Today is Christmas Eve. Even though it's a foreigner's holiday, I think, as a hard-working high school dog, I still can't let go of every opportunity to celebrate! Chairman, are you right?"

Shen Min smiled: "Well, you are right. Also, please call me Mr. Chairman."

Qi Yu joked, "Chen Yue, why do you only ask the chairman?"

"Shut up!" Jian Chenyue glared at him, "Now, let's start the exchange of gifts." After speaking, he took off the bag that he had been carrying all the time, took out three boxes and handed them to the other three.

Shen Min smiled: "I said why your bag is so bulging, it turns out there is a surprise!"

Qi Yu also took out two boxes and handed them to Cen Chen and Shen Min.

"Qiyu! Where's mine?" Jian Chenyue glared.

"Don't make trouble, I gave it to my aunt a long time ago, and you can see it when you get home."

Only then was Jian Chenyue satisfied.

"Xiaochen, where's my gift?"

"Ah?" Cen Chen scratched his head in embarrassment: "You didn't tell me in advance, I didn't..."

"Not ready?" "Um..."

"It's okay," Qi Yu's eyes flashed an unclear light, "I thought you might not be ready."

Cen Chen didn't expect Qi Yu to be so talkative, but Shen Min smelled something abnormal.

Sure enough, Cen Chen's next sentence was: "Then, you can make up for it by being my boyfriend."

"Hey, Shen Min! Don't be impulsive!!" Jian Chenyue shouted.

---small theater---

Hello everyone, I am Dai Ye.

What?Ask me where did the foursome of Xiu Enai go?Oh, it is said that they caused quite a commotion on the street on Christmas Eve, and now I am afraid that my appearance will attract too many people's attention, so I will appear on the stage.

Ah, what do they usually talk about in this session?I don't know very well, the unscrupulous author told me that I just need to say a few words casually.

Well, there is nothing to say, so be it. 【Hello!

The author has something to say: Tomorrow I plan to open a special episode about the teacher.

A new hole was opened yesterday, um, I won’t fill in otz for the time being...Let’s put a copy for everyone to see

Copywriter of "This Handsome Guy, I Think You Miss Me in Your Life"

Gong: In fact, each of us is a porter, but the way of moving and the location are different

Shou: I'm the kind who moves bricks on the construction site, and I'm exposed to the sun every day. You don't mind my darker skin and rougher palms, right?

attack:-_-#

Shou: What's the matter, do you mind?Mainly I am uneducated, I can only do physical work to support myself.

Gong: Actually, is there a difference?Whose house is not moving outside...

Shou: I am very frugal. I wash my hair and take a bath every half a month!I don't usually cut my hair, but tie it up so that there is no dandruff.

attack:……

Shou: The sun is too poisonous recently, and my skin is a little dark.Fortunately, I brush my teeth every day and my teeth are very white.I have a lot of calluses, if you don't mind help me out.

attack:……

Shou: Hey, what are you talking about, what ellipsis!

attack:……

Shou: Hey, I said, do you dislike me?If you dislike me, just say, I don't like women anyway.

Gong: ...I am a man.

Shou: (￣Д￣)? Damn it, you said it earlier!Do it all over again, in fact, I take a shower very diligently!Wash it three times a day!My skin is white, my hands are tender, my hair is old, and I look handsome. Handsome guy, send me a photo!

attack:……

[Unknown attribute attack X neuropathy receiver]

Xiao Shou was not straight by nature, but his family introduced him to a blind date... not allowed to meet?Whose girl has such a big airs? !

This is a story that is so confusing that I don't know what I'm talking about.

Regardless of whether you are crazy or not, the author is already crazy otz...

Ji Huaian X Yanran

Sukarno, Yan Yiqing

☆, extra episode ([-]) Xia Ming X Gu Yunkai

Extra episode ([-]) Xia Ming X Gu Yunkai

The first time Gu Yunkai met Xia Ming was when he was a sophomore in college. It was a sunny day, and there were three big characters written on the almanac: It is suitable to marry.

Xia Ming was a year younger than him. At that time, Gu Yunkai went to welcome the new students as a sophomore senior, and he was shocked by this elementary school student at first sight.

You know, S Normal University has always been famous for its yin and yang, and it is not easy to have a male compatriot with reasonable looks. If you still want to find high-quality ones, it is undoubtedly a dream.

Over the years, how many men's toilets in the Normal University have been converted into women's toilets, and how many girls have been forced to become lilies.But at this moment, Gu Yunkai deeply felt—the spring of girls has arrived.

Xia Ming's appearance belongs to the standard type of a male protagonist with a standard Mary Su romance, and is different from the elegance of many normal boys. Xia Ming seems to have a toughness that is exclusive to men. He is 1.8 meters tall and has a wheat-colored complexion. Just looking at the girls surrounding him at this moment, it seems that the male god of S Normal University for the next four years has been finalized from this moment.

Don't ask why the author described him so Su, because this article is a Su article... Oh no, because the f*cking male god Xia looks so Su! ! (almost exposed)

"Is it Senior Gu?" A slightly deep voice rang in his ears, and Gu Yunkai came to his senses and realized that Xia Ming had broken through the encirclement of the girls and came to him at some point.

"Oh, oh, yes, I'm Gu Yunkai. What's your junior's name?" Although it was strange how he knew himself, Gu Yunkai decided it would be better not to ask this question at this moment.

I saw the other party smile heartily: "Senior, my name is Xia Ming. A freshman in the Department of Literature, I am your direct student, senior!"

It was only later that Gu Yunkai found out that Xia Ming had been in the same school as him since high school. As early as when Gu Yunkai was just a nerd who only knew how to study hard, he had already had a pair of eyes fixed on him.

And when he knew all this, he himself didn't know how many times he had been eaten up by Xia Ming.

It's a total embarrassment to the seniors.

"Hey Yunkai, you said, there are few boys in our school, and a high-quality male god like me is still messing with my dear seniors. Aren't the girls a little pitiful?"

Gu Yunkai was lying on the bed enjoying a private waist massage, and when he heard this, he couldn't laugh or cry: "When can you stop being so thick-skinned? It's just... If you really feel guilty for the girls, then you Let go of me, your dear senior!"

Xia Ming was immediately happy, and stopped rubbing his waist, but lay down on the bed with him and hugged him in his arms: "That's not okay, they are not pitiful and have nothing to do with me, anyway, as long as I You alone."

"Don't get bored... Hey Xia Ming, where are you touching your hands in broad daylight?!"

"Touch where you should touch!" Xia Xuedi said it as a matter of course.

Senior Gu couldn't understand the thick skin of this guy at all.

Later, Gu Yunkai kept thinking, just based on his appearance as a standard student in high school, what did Xia Ming like in him, and even got into the same school for himself.

Don't talk about love at first sight, I can't bear to look at his own high school appearance!

"Of course it's because I saw your inner beauty!" Xia Ming said.

Your sister is the inner beauty and your whole family is inner beauty!

Having said that, Gu Yun is still very sweet in his heart.

Being loved wholeheartedly by someone, and you happen to like that person very much, seems like a good idea too.

Gu Yunkai never thought of himself as gay, it's just that the person he likes happens to be a man.

After graduation, Gu Yunkai returned to City X and joined Huaxing as a teacher. Although Xia Ming was very reluctant, he went to the experiment with a dark face the next year.No way, bad luck, just can't get into Huaxing.

Later, Gu Yunkai took over a student who was said to be legendary from Xia Ming.That's right, it's our protagonist Cen Chen, little kisser, so I won't say much here. (Cen Chen: Hey! What do you mean don't talk too much!)

All in all, Teacher Gu and his boyfriend, Teacher Xia, have been living a happy life between princes and princes (something seems wrong), and they have been very happy until the end of that semester.

That day Gu Yunkai received a call from his mother, asking him when Chinese New Year is this year.

Gu Yunkai glanced at Xia Ming who was sitting beside him watching TV, remembered that he had only agreed to him, and then said, "Mom, I probably won't be able to go back for the New Year this year, I promised him..."

"Not a girlfriend..."

"He's a man..."

"Mom, listen to me...Dad! Don't be angry..."

After hanging up the phone, Gu's parents drove over from the countryside the next day.

A scolding was unavoidable, and then the parents began to blame Xia Ming again, thinking that he had brought their son down.

It wasn't until later that Gu Yunkai promised his parents that he would no longer contact Xia Ming in the near future and would move out, so the parents agreed to go back first.

After moving out, Gu Yunkai thought a lot.

Then there was the scene that happened at school that day.

Do you think there will be abuse here?Hehe, how could the author Bacteria not be that kind of person.

In fact, Gu Yunkai really hesitated after his parents came. He knew that he was not a child so he had to be responsible for his actions. Although he was not the only boy in the family, his parents were old people in the countryside with very traditional thinking, right? Will accept him and Xia Ming... So he hesitated to ask Xia Ming whether they should break up.

For Gu Yunkai's idea, Xia Min's approach is very simple and straightforward - just pull it back and sleep.

After the sauce is brewed...

Gu Yunkai covered his face: "Xia Ming, can you stop being so thick-skinned?" He originally wanted everyone to calm down...Does this guy need to be so simple and clear? !

"If you don't have a cheeky daughter-in-law, you will be gone." Xia Ming approached with a smile, "How about it, did I go too far just now... Does it hurt?"

You also know that you are too much!Gu Yunkai lost the heart to say anything now, he said powerlessly: "Whoever laughed at you, get the hell out of here!"

"Wife~" Xia Ming was unmoved. "Smile~"

Gu Yunkai glared at him, but said nothing.

Just when Xia Ming wondered if he had really pissed him off, Gu Yunkai suddenly wrapped his arms around his waist...

"Clouds open?" Xia Ming was a little surprised.

"Hiss~ It really hurts, Xia Ming, get out of bed!" Even though he said that, his hands tightened a bit.

"Farewell, my wife..." He had a mournful face, but his heart was finally relieved. "Honey, are you not angry?"

"Who said I'm not angry anymore?!" Gu Yunkai raised his head and looked at him seriously.

Xia Mingxin brought it up again, no way, do you want to bring up the breakup after everything is like this?This can't be...

The person in the arms burst out laughing with a "puchi": "Of course I'm angry, you won't be allowed to enter my room for the next month!"

Xia Ming knew that this page had really been turned, raised his eyebrows and said, "One month? This is not acceptable, it will kill your husband."

"Haggling turned into three months."

"Hey!" Xia Ming said anxiously: "No, no! One month is one month." Doesn't it mean that you are not allowed to enter your room, and I will drag you to my room when the time comes!Teacher Xia secretly sighed that he was really too witty, worthy of being a gong.

The two of them rented a two-bedroom apartment, so to speak, but that bastard Xia Ming never went back to his room, and spent all day lounging in Gu Yunkai's room.

Gu Yunkai didn't know that he was being plotted against by someone brazen, so he slowly buried his face in his arms: "Tian Ming, what should I do with my parents..."

Xia Ming rubbed his hair, his eyes were full of doting: "It's okay, I will accompany you back this year, at worst, I will be beaten up by my father-in-law, don't you have a younger brother, as long as he likes girls, it's fine. Anyway, anyone Don't try to take my wife away."

Gu Yun laughed: "Who is your wife, you are beautiful!" But he felt at ease, we have been here together for so many years, will it be the same in the future?

"Tianming, when the class of students in my hands graduates, let's find a place to get the certificate."

Xia Ming was taken aback for a moment, and then the expression on his face was so gentle that water could flow out: "Okay."

Gu Yun moved and found a more comfortable position in his arms.For the first time in so many days, I finally felt relaxed.

"Sleep, anyway, you rest tomorrow, and sleep another day tomorrow."

"Excuse me, who is to blame for being so tired!"

Xia Ming chuckled: "Well, blame me."

"You have the guts to admit..."

Gu Yunkai was 20 years old when he met Xia Ming for the first time, and it is exactly ten years now.

In the past 30 years, he has only liked one person, and this liking lasted for ten years.

Every ten years in the future will be suitable for this guy to spend together, he thought.

Well, that's fine too.

Nestled in the arms of his favorite person, he finally fell into a deep sleep.

---small theater---

Author Jun: (positive color) I have been thinking, as a side story, should I give it the tall link of a small theater.

Protagonist Xiaoqin: (cold eyes) But you have already written it.Also, what the hell did you call me? !

Author Bacteria: Kiss, don't be angry~ I will help you change it back.

Cen Chen: Huh!

Qi Yu: I want to learn from Teacher Xia. (respect)

Cen Chen: Learn, learn, learn from your sister!What do you want to learn? !

Teacher Xia: All right, let’s leave now. (Don't disturb my sweet time with my wife!)

Author Bacteria: ...Okay. (dog leg face)

The author has something to say: Why did you write a side story?Because there are few words! (￣▽￣)

why so lateBecause I am handsome! (￣▽￣)