I'm a monitor fan

Chapter 25: Should I Buy New Year’s Goods or Go Clean Up?

"Who is Qi Yu?" Mom asked casually.

"!!!!!!"

Should he make up a reason to cover it up, or should he jump into his mother's arms to admit his mistake immediately, or just admit it like that?At that moment, Cen Chen thought a lot.

He thought of the patriotic generals who resisted to death, he thought of the benevolent and filial men, and he thought of the old saying that has been passed down through the ages-"A dead pig, don't be afraid, it will be scalded by boiling water"...

He rubbed his head: "Mom, who did you just talk about?" He still decided to pretend to be confused.

Mom gave him a disdainful look, with a very bold expression on her face, "Don't pretend I already know." "It's that Qiyu, that... the leader of the Demon Cult."

Cen Chen: "Mom, he and I are just...wait, what did you just say? The leader of the Demon Cult?!" Hey, mother, are you sure you didn't take the wrong script or time travel to the "Daily Life of the XX Demon Cult Leader" next door? !This way of opening doesn't seem right...

Mom went to the sofa and sat down, took a sip of water: "Hey, Xiao Chenchen, why are you pretending to be confused, Mama, I am very open-minded! Didn't the leader of the Demon Sect help you pick the snow lotus in Tianshan last time? It’s still not good, so thank you! And last time, you ate the pregnancy fruit by mistake, and it was the leader Qi who went to the Santu River to pick the antidote for you..."

Cen Chen was forced to be pressed on the sofa and listened to his mother speak in his mother tongue something he couldn't understand at all. He suspected that she was captured and brainwashed by aliens during his absence...

Otherwise, how could the brain hole be so big? !

Return the leader of the Demon Cult? !Return Tianshan snow lotus? !Still pregnant... wait, Tianshan snow lotus?Why do these words sound so familiar...

"Last time, Minister Qi traveled all over the world to find Tianshan Snow Lotus and would not eat or drink in front of your bed because of your injury. Now that he has made a small mistake, how can you make trouble unreasonably?! You are so proud of being favored."

Hehehe...hehe...da...

Damn, isn't this what the classmate next to him said when Qi Yu confessed his love to him in the examination room that day? !No wonder this deadly familiarity! !

My mother is still eloquent, about "decent people besiege the Demon Cult", "the mountain has no edges and the heaven and the earth are united to dare to break with the king", and "the first day Qi Yu left, I missed him; the second day Qi Yu left, Miss him, miss him; on the third day after Qiyu left, miss him, miss him, miss him"...the number of treasures is endless, and the river is never tired of it.

"Mom, are you tired?" Cen Chen said weakly.

Ji Yaotong waved his hand: "No, I'll help you recall memories."

You are not tired I am tired ah fall! !

He leaned back on the back of the sofa, his whole body revealing a sense of despair: "Mom, where did you get all these things..."

"Huh?" Ji Yaotong, who was interrupted, blinked, "The one that is particularly popular in China is called...Jin|Jiang Literature City, um, this is it! I read a lot! This one is called "The Devil's Cult" The leader's Cen Cen's little sweetheart", and "President Qi's stand-in lover", but my favorite one is "I am a fan of the monitor", it is very realistic!! And I will tell you..." "mom!"

Cen Chen finally couldn't bear to interrupt her, what and what is this? !These idiot novels are written by those idiots in the school, especially the last one, what kind of idiot fans, the author knows that he is an idiot at a glance! !

He patted his mother's head on the head: "Hey Ma Ma, these are all fake, we have to learn to distinguish between Two-dimensional and reality. It doesn't matter if you have a brain disease, we can cure it! Come on, come on now, be good now Go back to your room and sleep, my dad is still waiting for you!"

At this moment, in his eyes, his mother is the same as those pure and ignorant girls who are trapped in the two-dimensional world and cannot extricate themselves. He believes that as long as he is guided, his mother can still be saved!

Ji Yaotong slapped his hand away impatiently: "You are crazy! Of course I know that these are all fake." What kind of person does this little bastard take his mother who is both smart, beautiful and intelligent? !

"Then why are you..." Acting like an idiot?

Mom sneered: "Flies don't bite seamless eggs... No, there is no wind that comes from a hole in the world. If you have nothing to do with that other male lead, they will write so many novels for you? You should be I'm stupid! That's why - that Qiyu must have had a grudge against you! That's why you are suppressed in every novel." Mom had an expression of "I'm smart, I'm smart".

"..." His mother is really smart, beautiful and intelligent, she is not stupid at all, she is even smarter than that.

How did he come to the conclusion that Qi Yu had enmity with him? !

But have I really been the one being oppressed all the time... It's really frustrating to be told this all of a sudden...

Early the next morning, Cen Chen sat at the dining table with two dark circles under his eyes.

Shen Min frowned slightly, and went to the kitchen to peel two eggs for him and rub them first.

"Didn't sleep well last night?"

Cen Chen, who was enjoying his brother's massage with peace of mind, gave a hum, but didn't see the corners of his brother's eyes twitching.Did you not sleep all night?Damn it must be with Qiyu that brat again...

Cen Jing, who just came back from the outside, smiled and said, "Xiao Min is so caring! Don't spoil him and let him do it by himself. Come, take a look at the deep-fried dough sticks and sesame balls I bought specially, the taste is guaranteed to be authentic!"

Shen Min put the egg in Cen Chen's hand, and then took a paper bag from Cen Jing's hand.

"Where are your parents?" Cen Jing took out milk from the refrigerator and put it on the table, "What's wrong with Xiaochen? Didn't sleep well?"

Cen Chen looked resentful.

Glancing at his younger brother, he replied, "My parents went out for a couple of laps first, and my aunt hasn't gotten up yet. As for Xiao Chen... Well, I guess he's not jet-lagged."

In fact, this is tantamount to talking nonsense with open eyes. Everyone could see Cen Chen's exhaustion last night. How could he not be able to sleep because of jet lag...

Cen Jing was noncommittal, nodded and said nothing.

After breakfast, Cen Jing went to work, while Ji Yaoshu and Shen Mingjun decided to go shopping around Florence. There were only three people left at home.

Cen Chen tried his best to avoid meeting his fucking eyes.

"Let's go buy some new year's goods!" Ji Yaotong suggested with a smile.

"No, I still won't go...it's cold outside." Cen Chen refused without thinking.

"Don't go." "Xiao Chen, why don't you go!" Shen Min and Ji Yaotong said at the same time.

Brother: Hehe, he must want to get bored with Qi Yu when he is alone at home!Don't even think about it!

Ma Ma: How can my son not go? !I haven't given him the warmth of home yet! !

Cen Chen took a deep look at Shen Min, and was forced to nod his head.

His brother is really enough, why does he think he doesn't want to go? !That's because it's really scary to go shopping with Ms. Ji Yaotong, okay? !

The group went straight to Esselunga (the largest supermarket in Florence).

"That," Ji Yaotong rubbed his head apologetically, "Xiaomin Xiaochen, did any of you bring a one-euro coin, I seem to have forgotten it..." She pointed to the trolley.

Shen Min shook his head.

"I have a one-yuan coin with me, but it's only RMB, what do you want?" Cen Chen remained expressionless.

Hehe, he didn't bring change when he came out, which is really his mother's style of doing things.But Cen Chen knew that this was just the beginning.

After finally finding an enthusiastic passer-by who borrowed one euro and put it in the trolley, the three finally started shopping.

"Hey Xiaomin, those apples seem pretty good, let's buy some!"

"Hey, Xiao Chen's doll is so cute, bring me one!"

"Wow, bread is 40% off today, hurry up and buy more!!"

"Ah, that fish tank is so beautiful, but it doesn't matter if we don't have any fish in our house, just go and buy a few later..."

……

An hour later, the cart was full.

Shen Min's complexion began to turn a little dark, so much, how can I take it back... Cen Chen patted him on the shoulder sympathetically: "It's still early."

still early?What's the meaning?Shen Min was a little puzzled.

But he didn't have doubts for a long time, because his aunt quickly told him the profound meaning of these two words with practical actions.

I saw that Ji Yaotong towed the car to pay the money first, deposited it at the counter, and then called the enthusiastic overseas Chinese neighbor next door to ask him to help take the things back.

Then... go on!

Shen Min's face was gray, and Cen Chen was very helpless.

Why do you have to buy things like electric fans just for the New Year?It's winter now! !Dare you leave that car tire alone? !

After finally going home at noon, both Shen Min and Cen Chen were about to lose a layer of skin.

"Brother, you finally know why I didn't want to go..." Cen Chen lay on the sofa.

"I see..." Shen Min was weak, going there with his aunt for shopping?This is a sweep, a sweep! ! !Are you going to evacuate the supermarket soon?How can anyone buy what they see? !This is the real shopping! !Fight with the blood of your colleagues! !

Cen Chen patted his brother comfortingly again: "It's okay, it's not bad, she hasn't asked you to go again in the afternoon today, it's not bad."

As soon as the words fell, Ji Yaotong's voice rang out cheerfully: "Xiao Min, Xiao Chen, let's continue in the afternoon!"

"..."

"..."

"No!" "No!" The brothers said in unison.

Ji Yaotong: "What~ so indifferent..."

---small theater---

Cen Chen: I'm both a boy but I've always been oppressed in fan fiction, which frustrates me...

Qi Yu: (touching her head) It’s okay, just get used to it.

Cen Chen: (stares) What kind of consolation is that? !

Qi Yu: Believe me, doing Gong is very hard.You see, I have to comfort you when you are sad, let you out when you are angry, follow you when you are angry, and when the sauce is stuffed... cough cough, I have to contribute more, right? ?

Cen Chen: Except for the last point, I think what you said makes sense. (suspicious blush)

Qi Yu: (Heaved a sigh of relief) It can be regarded as blindfolding the daughter-in-law.

The author has something to say: Can Jinjiang be watched abroad?I don't know... just take it for granted! (￣▽￣)

My mind is in a mess recently, I don’t know what I’m thinking when I’m coding, little angels forgive me o(ｽω?)o

Alright, Qi Xiaogong will take a break for these chapters for now, anyway, it will be a show of affection after all, don't you get tired of it? (￣▽￣)