I'm a monitor fan

Chapter 29 I'm obviously the protagonist, okay?

The philosopher said: happy days always pass quickly, and painful life always comes in the next second.

Don't ask which philosopher said this, it is probably the author himself. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

All in all, Cen Chen's happy winter vacation life is coming to an end, and today is the deadline.

So, sure enough, the school management has gathered the most black-bellied people in the world. Based on the principle of "never let the students feel better than they can, they will do their best to suppress them", and set the registration date for the start of the school on The fifteenth day of the first lunar month is NO.14 in February of the Gregorian calendar.

look!How evil, insane, vicious, and inhumane! !It happened to be on Valentine's Day, so it didn't leave any room for romantic lovers.

Couples of underground lovers shed sad tears.

Cen Chen wiped away his tears sadly——Mom!Cutting onions is such a hassle! ! !

Today's start of school registration time period for the three grades in the school is staggered. Shen Min and his sophomores happened to arrive at school from [-]:[-] pm to [-]:[-] pm.So in order to be a good brother's caring little cotton trousers, Cen Chen volunteered to take on the task of washing and chopping vegetables at home.

So why did Shen Min buy onions today? !

He looked at the cutting board in front of him sadly, and really felt that instant noodles were indeed one of the greatest inventions of mankind...

The mobile phone on the dining table outside rang at this moment. He washed his hands roughly, wiped it on the apron he was wearing, and walked out of the kitchen.

Li Jie?I haven't heard this guy's voice for a whole winter vacation...

So the miserable days are about to start again from the moment my phone fell? !

He pressed the answer button, his voice was cold and untainted: "Hello?"

"Hello, is that the monitor? Monitor, monitor, go and look out the window!!" Li Jie's voice was very excited.

"Huh?" Cen Chen was a little puzzled, and walked to the window hesitantly, um, it's very normal and there is nothing wrong.

"Squad leader, have you seen it?"

"See... what?" Cen Chen asked with some shame.He wondered if someone had prepared some surprise for him but he couldn't find it at all...

But Li Jie, a rough guy, would actually prepare a surprise with him?It seems that this semester has a better attitude towards her!Cen Chen thought with some embarrassment.

"Look, squad leader, the vast expanse of heaven and earth outside the window is the country that I have laid down for you!! Hahahahaha, squad leader, this is a cold joke I just learned this winter vacation, do you think it's funny? Hahahahahahahahahaha——"

Squad leader Cen was thinking brightly in his heart, and his deputy squad leader over there mercilessly pierced through his fantasy with a series of devilish laughter.

Hehe, it's so funny.

Sure enough, he shouldn't have any expectations for this crazy rough man and big rotten girl! !

He tried his best to make his tone appear gentle and cultivated: "Goodbye." After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone mercilessly.

Are you kidding me, is Li Jie a tease invited by a monkey? !Do you know that this monitor is very busy!I still have two carrots left unwashed! ! !

Just when he was about to walk back to the kitchen coldly, the phone rang again.

Is there any end to this bear, grandma? !

Cen Chen suddenly found sadly that none of the female creatures around him since he was a child was normal—the bridge bean sack! !He seemed to suddenly understand why he had embarked on the path of no return...

But she is my classmate after all, and she is still a girl (although Cen Chen really doesn't want to admit this), it's not good to really not answer her call, so Cen Chen answered the phone again with a trace of sadness: "Hello... "

"Hey class monitor, don't you like that joke just now? Well, I will change the type next time... Hey class monitor, I actually have something to ask you today, that is, isn't it Valentine's day today? I have A few friends have been blah blah..."

Hey, I wonder why I can't hear what she's talking about when I'm obviously not old... Hehe, hehe...

His smile was miserable.

He was all gray until he hung up the phone.This woman, Li Jie, has the ability to destroy the world just by talking, and he has to admit it.

He scrubbed the two carrots vigorously as if venting his anger, as if the water washing his hands was his class enemy.

Damn, what a Valentine's Day, why do I have to live so alone, it's so sad, it's not hot at all? !

That bastard Qi Yu abandoned him today and was dragged by the teacher to participate in a training camp with all the top students in the school. Even his brother abandoned him.

"Xiaochen, I'm going to the student union this afternoon to deal with the start of school. After you register, go home by yourself and don't run around outside."

Cen Chen supported the edge of the pool with both hands, feeling overwhelmed.

Why is everyone so busy and he alone has nothing to do?This is his first Valentine's Day since he left the single dog! !Why did the brain-dead author make him suffer so badly...

Obviously he is the protagonist of this novel, okay? !

Gritting his teeth, he scooped out two tubes of rice...

When Shen Min came back at noon, he was satisfied to see that his younger brother had already taken care of the dishes that were going to be cooked at noon, and a sense of relief that "my family has a younger brother who is just growing up" arose spontaneously.

He picked up a carrot suspiciously, and then asked: "This is... what's wrong?" The poor vegetable in his hand was beyond recognition, even the skin and meat had been rubbed off a lot, and the pits looked very miserable.

Cen Chen stood with his hands behind his back and looked into the distance: "Who knows, it's probably a creature like a carrot, it's too fragile, eh..."

Shen Min's eyebrows twitched. What do you mean by "carrots are too fragile"?You must have done this, stupid brother!

He shook his head helplessly and sighed: "Forget it, go do your work and leave the kitchen to me."

Cen Chen snorted dissatisfiedly, what, not even a word of praise!It must not be his own! !

He proudly walked out of the kitchen.

When eating at noon, as soon as Shen Min thought that the rice he ate was washed by his younger brother, and the vegetables he ate were washed by his younger brother, he would feel that his whole world was filled with rainbow colors...

Cen Chen: "..." I beg you, brother, don't show that kind of idiot face, okay... So it's really scary to talk about younger brother's accusation. To the point of complaining to my sister-in-law... Hey, my brother is really worthless!

But when he thought of Jian Chenyue at this moment, he suddenly remembered that he was not the only one left on Valentine's Day - Mom and sister-in-law, okay? !

He pretended to inadvertently snatch a chopstick from Shen Min's face to fry onions, and then asked: "Well, what about your student union this afternoon, is the sports department going?"

Shen Min raised his head and glanced at him: "If Qi Yu doesn't go, it's none of their sports department's business."

Cen Chenmo: "..." Of course I know Qi Yu won't go, he went to the training camp, okay? !So my purpose is really not to ask him okay! !

He put his chopsticks down, and said, "Then you call my brother Jian."

Shen Min narrowed his eyes slightly: "Why are you looking for your sister-in-law?" His tone was very natural, and people could tell that he had accentuated the pronunciation of the word "sister-in-law", not correcting his younger brother's address at all.

Cen Chen: "..." Did his brother be so shameless, his aunt, his uncle, his sister-in-law?

"I'm fine after registering in the afternoon, and I think my sister-in-law is probably fine, so I just want to be with him..."

Brother frowned: "What do you mean spending Valentine's Day with your sister-in-law!"

Cen Chen: "...you still know that today is Valentine's Day, so why don't you go with your sister-in-law?" He teased.

My brother was a little heartbroken by what he said: "Isn't this because the student union has something to do..." That's right!What a great opportunity on Valentine's Day, he has been chasing Chenyue for so long...well, he hasn't really started chasing him yet, what if the atmosphere of Valentine's Day is preempted by wild men and women who come out of nowhere ? !

"Then don't go! What is school? Let Jiangshan be a beauty!" Cen Chen was so happy that he slapped his thigh.

Shen Min glanced at him indifferently, and stuffed a chopstick of carrot into his mouth: "Hey, eat."

……

Having said that, Shen Min took this opportunity to call Jian Chenyue.

"Well, then I will ask Xiaochen to go to your class to find you after the registration this afternoon... um... And, happy Valentine's Day... oh? Has anyone else said this to you?... No Ah, after I said it, you have to forget everything others said... or what?... Haha, I won't make trouble... Yes... But I completely ignored them, I was only with you People say Happy Valentine's Day... let's not talk about it, um, let's say it like this... um, goodbye."

Cen Chen was listening to his brother's flirting like no one else, secretly sighing that he and his brother are not on the same level... This kind of shameless skill is no less than his boyfriend Qi Xiaoyu classmate.

After going to school with Shen Min in the afternoon, Shen Min went straight to the student union activity room.

Because he was already familiar with everything this semester, and Cen Chen arrived at class relatively early, it didn't take him much time to sign up.After chatting with the smiling Gu Yunkai, he went straight to Class [-] to find Jian Chenyue.

"So fast?" Jian Chenyue was still queuing, "Go find a place to wait for me for a while, I'll be ready soon."

"Well, okay." Cen Chen walked to the edge of the corridor outside.

The students in class thirteen began to talk about it.

"Hey, look, that's Cen Chen from Class [-]!"

"Yeah, that's him! Ah, it's really cute when you look at it up close. I heard that he has an unusual relationship with Qiyu!"

"Of course, do you not see that they are their same humanities on the post bar? Ah ah, this pair of CP is loved!"

"Qi Yu is not here, he is here to find Her Majesty the Queen today!"

"Shh~ Keep your voices down so that Jian Jian won't hear us call him Your Lady Queen, or he will get angry!"

"Oh, I got it. But... Cen Chen is really cute! I've decided to join Cen Cen's pink love support club!"

"Take me one!"

"And I!!"

……

The voice was so loud that Cen Chen heard everything without saying a word.

Everything is fine... So what the hell is that "Cen Cen Pink Love Support Club"? !

Just hearing this name is very vulgar! !

Be careful, I will report you to the General Administration of Guangzhou X! ! !

At this moment, Jian Chenyue came out after everything was done, and smiled at him: "Xiaochen, let's go."

Cen Chen looked at the few people who spoke just now with some weirdness, and then said, "Well, good."

--small theater--

Shen Min: Either way?

Jian Chenyue: (blushing) What, Shen Min, stop making trouble!

Shen Min: Haha, I will stop making trouble.

Jian Chenyue: Let me tell you, there are quite a few people who confess their love to you on Valentine's Day today, right?

Shen Min: Yes!

Jian Chenyue: (I don't know why, it's awkward) Then you still talk about me!

Shen Min: But I completely ignored them, I only want to say Happy Valentine's Day to you.

Jian Chenyue: (blushing even more) Well, don't talk about it...Shen Min, you really...

[To sum up, it is the content of the brother-in-law's call ()]

The author has something to say: I tried the difficult action of using mobile phone codewords today, and it really hurt my nerves otz...

The Chinese New Year chapter is finally coming to an end, and the next thing is to show off in school~(≧▽≦)/~

Of course, Yan Da, the cannon fodder, should also go for a walk.

Believe me, you will never abuse the protagonist!Absolutely not! !absolute! ! !

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