I'm a monitor fan

Chapter 38 Oh shit I really want to kiss him

When Jian Chenyue arrived at school the next day, he had two huge dark circles under his eyes.

Mr. Hua Shiyu in shorts took out his mobile phone and "clicked" silently, then pretended nothing happened, took out the English vocabulary list and started reading in the morning.

"Pfft...Chen Yue, what kind of death do you look like?" Qi Yu mercilessly expressed his ridicule.

Jian Chenyue gave him a blank look without saying anything.He took out the book gloomyly and prepared to read in the morning.

Qi Yu: "..." This is, are you dissatisfied with your desires?

Then until after school in the afternoon, Jian Chenyue maintained the sacred and inviolable appearance of this picture of Peanuts of Gaoling, and the whole person exuded "Don't come close to me, or I will bite you to death, I really will bite you to death." breath.

"Student Jian Chenyue, can you move a little faster, today I'm going to the Student Union's English Week program." Qi Yu, who was walking in front, turned around and shook the schoolbag in his hand, looking in a good mood.

Yes, of course he is in a good mood, originally he was still troubled about how to calm down his wife, but who knew that Jian Chenyue hung up the phone last night and soon Cen Chen would die!Give!he!beat!up!electricity!talk!

Emma still has that kind of soft and cute tone, Zun is so cute that he doesn't want it!

I really want to fly over and take my daughter-in-law into my arms and love her~ love!

But this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that the daughter-in-law actually apologized to him after dawdling for a long time...

Don't take this kind of Fu Gang's shocking feeling too seriously? !

Of course, in the end Qi Yu still said very aggressively, daughter-in-law, how can you think like this, what you do is right, that's right, I'm just so warm and pampered, so easy to attack!The two said good night to each other after being sweet and sweet for a while, and each fell asleep.

So Chief Qi is so refreshed all day today, the number of trips to shift five has risen shamefully.

Jian Chenyue glanced at him indifferently: "Please ask for leave for me, my aunt is here."

Qi Yu: "...⊙▽⊙" Is there something wrong with his ears? What did Jian Chenyue just say?

"Well... I think, I have to tell you that your reason should not be convincing. If I use this reason to ask you for leave, people will probably think that I am also crazy." Qi Yu is very serious.

Jian Chen's cold face collapsed instantly, and he said bitterly, "Then what should I do, I don't want to see Shen Min at this time... hey? How about I kick you and say I want to send you off?" Go to the hospital?" He began to think about the feasibility of this plan.

"I think this idea is very good. Jian Chenyue, your brain was kicked by a donkey, right? How can ordinary people come up with such an idea that reflects the mentally retarded IQ?" Qi Yu smiled.

Jian Chenyue supported his head in distress: "Then what should I do?! Of course I know this is nonsense, but I really can't see him..."

In fact, he couldn't tell what kind of mentality he was in. In fact, he didn't reject two boys being together, and he was almost sure that he liked Shen Min.But it was probably because of realizing this that Jian Chenyue felt that he had no way to face him...

Jian Chenyue, a good baby who has never been in love with anyone since childhood, said that at this moment, his heart is almost broken...

What if Shen Min doesn't like me? !Isn't it shameful to be unrequited? !Look, you can see that the chairman is being chased by so many girls! !

Queen Jane, who has fallen into a state of madness, has completely forgotten that it seems that every moment that makes her heart beat is caused by Chairman Shen who is being chased by many girls...

Qi Yu touched his forehead helplessly: "I said, Chen Yue, what the hell are you nervous about! You used to be able to get along with Shen Min so naturally, isn't it the same now?!"

"But at that time I didn't know that I liked him..."

"So I wanted to ask last night, how did you realize that you like him? It can't be because you suddenly had an epiphany when you were meditating and realized the profound philosophy of 'Oh, so I like Shen Min' Bar?"

Jian Chen jumped to cover his face. "He called me last night... and I've been thinking about him..."

"A date?"

"About your sister." Jian Chenyue regained the face of President Bingshan. "You pervert."

"Then you're thinking about the spring of a hairy ball!" Qi Yu said with a Sichuan accent speechlessly, "Could it be that you are so hungry and thirsty that hearing his voice makes you think?"

Jian Chenyue decided to ignore him.

"Let's go, let's go, go and finish early!" Don't you just pretend that you don't know anything, I'm the man who wants to win the best actor Oscar!

Every step Jian Chenyue took was heavy and solemn, as if he was going to the battlefield.

Qi Yu: "..." Something is wrong.

When he arrived at the student union activity room, Jian Chenyue realized that he still made a wrong decision.

He is cowardly again.

Damn two-legged brothers, can you be more confident and stop thinking about trembling? !Don't always think about running and falling outside the door!

He put on a stiff smile: "Master... Chairman!" He slapped himself with the backhand of the motherfucker!Call you cheap, call you cheap!It's okay, what's your name, chairman? !People have already said that if you call him by his name, you will talk about it? !

What if Shen Min hates me so much, what should I do...

Shen Min: ⊙▽⊙What happened to Chenyue today, with such a distorted expression?

Qi Yu, who was at the side, turned his head away, he really couldn't bear to watch his bad friend show off his IQ, standing with him, it would be embarrassing...

Can your sister show all her mental activities so clearly on her face, idiot? !

so stupid otz...

Fortunately, after a while, everyone including Shen Min focused on the program rehearsal, and Jian Chenyue didn't have so much time to think about it.

Every year during the English week of the school, in addition to the programs that each class needs to prepare, the student union also has to produce two programs, and because they represent the school, these two programs are not the kind that can be handled casually. Don't be careless.

One prepared by the student union this year is an annual musical ensemble, and the other is similar to an English short play, but it incorporates many song elements. The whole plot is also changed according to taylorswift's song "youbelongwithme". is a story about an ordinary girl who has a crush on the boy she likes.

Jian Chenyue is very fortunate that the leading actor is not Shen Min.

——Oh shit, why is he so worthless? How can he think of this aspect of this matter? I'm falling!

In fact, it is said to be a program of the entire student union. In fact, the actors are all members of the literature and art department. Shen Min and a girl read the narration. The number one hero who contributed to the chairman and the queen □□[The Fog]!) is responsible for singing the background music.

As for Qi Yu and the others from the sports department, as long as they are responsible for acting as passers-by and moving props, it will be fine.

Jian Chenyue's job is a little more complicated. He wants to play the role of a... sun that keeps rising and setting.

You read that right, the sun.

When Jian Chenyue kept standing up and squatting down on the stage holding a sign with the two big characters "Sun", he really wanted to confuse the person who made the props.

Nima, can I have some snacks? !What's wrong with the sun, the sun is also an important part of this play, okay? !Don't take the sun as an inappropriate role, let me tell you! !If you change those two words into a picture, will you even open it? ! !

Now Shen Min, who was reading the narration next to him, almost laughed out loud when he saw him like this: Why are you so angry... But watching Chen Yue squatting around... Ou Cao is so cute! ! !

Chairman Shen went crazy for a while.

When it was finally over, Jian Chenyue felt a little sore in the muscles on his thigh, and couldn't help frowning.

Shen Min, who had been resting on him, had a panoramic view of this small movement, and immediately walked over: "Are you tired today? Are your legs okay?" He blamed himself a little. In fact, today was just a rehearsal, not a formal performance. It is necessary for Chen Yue to work so hard from the beginning to the end...

Jian Chenyue shook his head: "I'm fine, don't treat me like a girl!" On the surface, he was joking, but in fact, someone was already so nervous in his heart—why Ma Dan should be so gentle, considerate, virtuous and virtuous! ! ! [What the hell are the last four adjectives ←_←]

Of course Shen Min knew that he was just trying to be brave, but he couldn't say anything, he just sighed helplessly: "Okay, okay, but you should pay attention to rest when you go back today, you can pat the muscles on your legs to massage before going to bed, um, do it It’s good to take a hot bath and apply a hot compress, and…”

Shen Min's voice gradually became blurred, and in Jian Chenyue's world, only Shen Min's beautiful thin lips were constantly moving.

Ma Dan is so good-looking... Why is Shen Min so gentle... The chairman looks good everywhere, especially this mouth...

Oh shit, I really want to kiss him! !

Jian Chenyue himself was startled by this thought that popped up in his mind.

How can a fucking chicken have such evil thoughts? !Pooh! !

But the chairman's mouth is really nice... It must be very comfortable to kiss...

——Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! !

Jian Chenyue suddenly despised himself from the bottom of his heart.

Respect!yes!too!evil!evil!up!simple!straight!Change!state!

"Chenyue? Chenyue? Are you listening?" Shen Min's voice suddenly broke all of Jian Chenyue's associations.

A look of embarrassment flashed across Jian Chenyue's face: "Sorry, I was distracted..."

Shen Min sighed: "Forget it's okay, you probably understand what I said, then you should go back first, um, are you with Qi Yu?"

Jian Chen nodded his head, not understanding what his last question meant.

"Tell Qi Yu, if you make Xiao Chen feel bad again in the future, I'll beat him up." Shen Min smiled gently.

Jian Chenyue also smiled: "That's for sure, I'll beat him up for you too!"

Shen Min patted his head: "It's really virtuous."

Jian Chenyue: ⊙﹏⊙ "..." "..." "..."..." "You!Dry!god!horse! ! !

Damn, I managed to suppress the [strike out] excitement in my heart. Why did you come to tease me again? ? ?

No, I want to kiss you! ! !

【Pin of the card|soul ╮(╯▽╰)╭】

--small theater--

Author Bacteria: Yes!I'm stuck here!I'm just getting stuck here with the audacity! !

Jian Chenyue: Come here and I promise not to beat you to death!

Shen Min: Professional face slapping for 30 years!

Author: Ahahahahahaha...cough cough...cough cough...ahaha.

The author has something to say: Spelling with friends, so I planned not to change it today, and I finished coding a chapter in less than two hours_(:_」∠)_

Sure enough, spelling is the source of efficiency! ! !

And I found that I seem to have a burst of inspiration at night... Or try nights in the future? ⊙▽⊙