I'm a monitor fan

Chapter 40 My brother is going to pass out!

Qi Yu smiled and leaned over: "Daughter-in-law, what did you do?"

Feeling the hot air on his ears, Cen Chen felt that every part of his body was numb.

He dodged to the side on purpose, keeping a certain distance from Qi Yu, and then pretended to be relaxed and said: "Well, it's the first time I do it, don't be disgusted..."

Qi Yu laughed as soon as he heard this: "I don't dislike it, how could I dislike it!" He could see that Cen Chen was really nervous, he didn't even have time to pay attention to his "wife" just now, and his ears were red or something... ...Don't be too cute, what the hell!He took the lunch box from Cen Chen, and asked, "Just eat here? Or go find a place outside?"

Cen Chen thought for a while, and still felt that it would not be a problem for him, the monitor of Class [-], to bully Class [-]. Besides, as far as his relationship with Qi Yu was concerned, if suddenly a classmate of Class [-] came back to the classroom, they would be in danger. What are you doing... How bad is this, isn't it!

So Cen Chen still said: "Let's go outside, there should be no one in Houleting."

Qi Yu nodded: "Okay."

The so-called Houleting is actually a small pavilion on the lotus pond in Huaxing, where students often chat and feed goldfish, but because the location is far away from the teaching building, people are reluctant to go there when they have lunch That's why Cen Chen proposed to go here.

So, Mr. Squad Leader, do you really not expect something to happen in your subconscious mind?

Cen Chen originally wanted to pick a place with few people, but who knows, Laoting seems to be a bit lively after today...

"I never haggle over women, but if you do this again, I don't mind haggling with you again." This is Jian Chenyue's voice.

Cen Chen and Qi Yu, who were approaching the lotus pond, obviously heard this sentence at the same time, they looked at each other, and hurried there.

A girl stood there with her back to the two of them, unable to see her face: "Jian Chenyue, do you dare to say that you don't like Chairman Shen?"

"Me!" "Enough Qu Ying!"

Just as Jian Chenyue was about to speak out, he was stopped by Shen Min's shout. "Qu Ying, I remember that I should have clearly rejected you yesterday. Is there something I said that you didn't understand? If this is the case, I will say it again. I don't like you, and I will be with you even if I date anyone. It's okay, please respect yourself."

Jian Chenyue looked elated for an instant, and looked at the woman as if saying: Why did you get slapped in the face?

At this time, Cen Chen and Qi Yu who rushed over probably knew what was going on. This girl named Qu Ying probably liked Shen Min but was rejected by Shen Min, but she didn't know why she found Jian Chen and made trouble.

Could it be that the adultery between Shen Min and Jian Chenyue has already become known to everyone?

Thinking about it makes people feel scared.

Cen Chen ran to Shen Min: "What's wrong?"

Shen Min shook his head: "It's fine, I'll talk to you later... You guys take Chen Yue away first, and I'll handle the rest."

"I'm not leaving!" As soon as the words fell, Jian Chenyue said: "I didn't do anything shameful. Why should I leave? We had a good meal here and she suddenly ran over and scolded me. I'm leaving now Isn't it very aggrieved." Jian Chenyue's eyebrows were cold.

Shen Min and Qi Yu exchanged glances: "Xiao Chen, take your Brother Jian away."

"Brother Jian... shall we go?" Cen Chen carefully pulled Jian Chenyue who seemed to be angry.

"Don't go! Xiaochen, let me tell you, don't pull me, whoever pulls me is in a hurry!"

"Jian Chenyue! Don't mess with me here, why do you just leave if you are told!" Qi Yu said suddenly.

Shen Min: "..." Damn my daughter-in-law, I've never been cruel to you, and you've been so vile since I came here, and I still have a problem with you.

In the end, Queen Jane really gave in. He glanced at Qu Ying reluctantly, and then followed Cen Chen and Qi Yu away.

"I haven't eaten yet!"

Cen Chen x Qi Yu: "...we didn't eat either."

After returning to the teaching building, the three of them made do with the two meals that Cen Chen cooked, "Not to mention, Xiao Chen, the food you cook tastes really good, I will give it to your brother and me when I have time." Do it?"

Qi Yu knocked him on the head with his chopsticks: "Where are you so talkative!" The first time my wife cooked for me, I was eaten by you little bitch, and I still want to have a next time? !

It's beautiful with a low IQ!

Cen Chen couldn't help laughing out loud: "Okay, eat quickly, someone will be back soon." He wanted to say that he actually just scrambled eggs and leeks, can you two not look like you have eaten a rare delicacy expression?I have no face to look at...

When the meal was almost finished, Qi Yu asked: "What's the situation with that girl today? Why did she quarrel with you?"

Cen Chen immediately pricked up his ears and pretended not to care.

"Who quarreled with her! It's that woman who made trouble for no reason! Shen Min and I had a good meal there, but she suddenly rushed out and pointed at me and preached. Hey, I have a bad temper. It's fine if I didn't lose my temper on the spot." It's not bad..." Jian Chenyue said that the flames grew bigger and bigger, and even the strength of chopsticks to pick up the rice became a lot heavier, as if those rice grains were his class enemies.

Jian Chenyue talked for a long time, but the sentence "Shen Min and I had a good meal there" was beyond Cen Chen's focus...

Eating well...eating well...well...and Shen Min...

Ma Dan, it turns out that my sister-in-law really wanted to find her brother when she asked that question! !Fuck, he seems to smell something different...

Qi Yu didn't think there was anything wrong because he already knew about his friend's careful thinking: "Preaching? What did she say about you? That girl seems to be Qu Ying from Class Seven, right?"

Cen Chen seems to be carelessly holding his chopsticks in his mouth, but he is thinking in his heart Qiyu, how come everyone knows you, how can you even know that woman and what class she is from? I am so narrow-minded, this is not good, so why are you Qi Yu? I will know that girl...

Squad leader Cen's resentment was about to materialize.

Qi Yu felt something was wrong, and coughed dryly twice: "Ah, what I mean is, that woman is Qu Ying, the head of the Ministry of Literature and Art, right? I thought she was not a very good person, but I didn't expect her to come to trouble you .” Well, that should be the right thing to say, right?

Sure enough, Cen Chen, who was pretending to be indifferent, immediately relaxed a lot.

Jian Chenyue had no time to take care of these things at the moment, he gritted his teeth angrily: "What's wrong with her? She's simply a pervert!"

"What's wrong?" You must know that Jian Chenyue is famous for his good temper, and there are not many people who can make him say this. What kind of fairy is this Qu Ying!

"Qi Yu, do you know that she and Yan Da are actually cousins, she confessed to Shen Min yesterday, but Shen Min rejected her on the grounds that she has someone she likes, that bastard Yan Da actually told her... said..."

"Hey, what did you say, you said it!" Even Cen Chen, who wanted to pretend that he didn't care about the content of their chat, couldn't help it.

Jian Chenyue scratched his head, and said with some confusion: "Xiao Chen, can you avoid it for a while?"

Cen Chen smiled sincerely: "No way."

Jian Chenyue: "..." Xiaochen, you are no longer cute QAQ

"Are you finished? If you want to say hurry up, don't be hypocritical!" Qi Yu sneered at his awkward look.

"Okay!" Jian Chenyue decided to go all out, "Yan Da told her that the person Shen Min likes is me, and then that idiot woman thought it was me who seduced Shen Min and asked me to let him go... Hey, what do you say?" She's talking nonsense!" After speaking, he secretly observed the expression of Cen Chen, Chairman Shen's younger brother.

Cen Chen's expression, um, was amazing.

The two people present swore that they had never seen such a wonderful expression on Cen Chen's face. It felt like seeing a townsman kissing a Chihuahua with his own eyes.

"Xiaochen, are you... all right?" Jian Chenyue was a little worried. Could it be that Xiaochen is actually a hidden brother-controller, and hearing these words stimulated his nerves?

Just when he was thinking about how to prevaricate, he heard Cen Chen say in his ethereal voice—"Brother Jian, let me ask, can I...call you sister-in-law?" ?”

"...Gah?"

Jian Chenyue felt that he must have had auditory hallucinations, so it would be better to quickly find a time machine and rewind the time to a few seconds ago...

It wasn't until the students in class [-] returned to the classroom one after another that Cen Chen left in a flustered manner. As for what bloody storm he would cause in the school after staying in class [-] for so long, it was already It was out of his consideration.

All he knew was that his sister-in-law just didn't say a word after hearing his words, and her face was as red as if she had just eaten a whole bottle of chili sauce.

What does it mean?Cen Chen is not stupid, of course he understands.

It turned out that it wasn't the idiot brother of his family who was wishful thinking alone... Then wouldn't it be possible for the brother to marry the noble, elegant, witty, beautiful, virtuous, lively and versatile sister-in-law soon?

Thinking about it, I feel a little excited!!

over!Complete!Bundle!hold!No!live!laugh!out!Voice!good!!

When he got home at night, Cen Chen couldn't help giggling.

Shen Min glanced at him like he was insane: "What medicine did you take wrong today?"

"Hey Hey……"

Shen Min was suddenly a little afraid of him.

Ma Dan is simply a snake spirit disease, does this guy respect my cute and cute brother...

When the meal was over, Cen Chen finally couldn't help talking: "Ge Ge, the Lun family has four feelings to tell you!"

"Speak well, if you feel disgusted again, I won't have dinner today." My brother said calmly.

"My dearest Siqing, Ge Ge, you must really want to talk about it!" Cen Chen became happier the more he thought about it.

Shen Min: "..." Who is this Martian-speaking guy?you go!You are not my brother!Hand over my brother you evil alien! !

"I don't want to hear you, so let's stop talking." Shen Min's eyebrows twitched.

"Why do you touch Gege...don't you love your beloved Didi?"

"...Damn it, I can't take it anymore! Cen Chen, what kind of shit are you talking about today? Can you talk properly? Let's have a good conversation today. It seems that brother hasn't educated you about love for a long time..."

Cen Chen suddenly shivered.

He immediately put a smile on his face: "Brother, brother, I'm joking with you! I'm not too excited, am I! I'll just talk!"

Just kidding, although it is true that Shen Min is a dead brother, if he really gets angry, even Cen Chen will be powerless to fight...

Simply terrified.

Shen Min snorted coldly: "Since you can speak well, let's talk, I'm listening."

"Brother, you should be mentally prepared first, lest you get too excited and faint when you hear it later."

"Why are you talking so much nonsense?!"

"Then listen carefully, I told you earlier!" Cen Chen took a deep breath, "Shen Min, Jian Chenyue seems to like you!"

Shen Min: "Oh."

Hey, the tone is very cold!Cen Chen looked up at his brother suspiciously...

Fuck!What's the phone number of the hospital? ! Help! Help! My brother is going to pass out! !

--small theater--

Shen Min: Can you speak well?If we can't speak well, let's communicate well.

Cen Chen: Brother, I was wrong, I will let you beat me and scold me!

Shen Min: [hehe laughs]

Cen Chen: Every time I have a good communication, I am forced to repeat Marx's quotations. Can this day pass? !Is this still my brother? !

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☆, Fanwai ([-]) The occasion of the elder brother

Extra episode ([-]) In the case of the elder brother

The first time Shen Min knew that he had a younger brother, he was shocked.

He waved his two stubby little fat arms and asked Ji Yaoshu: "Ma Ma, can you play with Didi from my aunt's house?" The expression on the little face can be described as excited.

Ji Yaoshu couldn't help laughing when he heard the words: "No, my brother is not a toy, Xiao Min should love my brother."

Shen Min nodded with a vague understanding, but he was still thinking about how to play with this cousin who had never met before when he went to grandma's house...

Today is Shen Min's grandma's [-]th birthday, and the family of her aunt who has been abroad all came back today, because she seldom goes back to China, Shen Min doesn't have many chances to see her aunt and uncle, let alone this one who is only four years old My younger brother hasn't been back for a while since he was a child... Shen Min gets a little excited just thinking about it.

When he arrived at his grandmother's house, Shen Min immediately saw the little doll squatting in the corner and piling up blocks.

"Ma Ma~" Shen Min Xingxing looked at his mother and understood what his son was thinking. Ji Yaoshu nodded with a smile, and walked to his sister on his own. Shen Min was excited after getting his mother's approval. Like a little sunflower fluttering in the wind, I rushed towards my brother.

"Who are you?" The younger brother squatting on the ground looked up at him and asked crisply.

Little Shen Min's heart is about to melt, this younger brother is really cute~ much cuter than the sister Xiaohua next door~

He knelt down and leaned against his younger brother, even though the other side flashed aside in disgust, he didn't care at all: "Is Ni playing with building blocks?"

"who are you?"

"Would you like to play with the nest?"

"who are you?"

"This bunker should use triangular building blocks!"

"who are you?"

"I'm here to help you, the sharp corner of Ma Ma Suo will rub the children's hands..."

"who are you?"

……

It wasn't until the adults came over to call the two children into the room that Shen Min let go of the building blocks in his hand, took his younger brother's hand and smiled brightly: "Ge Ge will take you in, come on, follow Ze Gege and don't fall... ..."

"who are you?"

Ji Yaoshu, who came to call them, couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this: "Xiao Min, haven't you introduced yourself to your younger brother?" His son is really... so unreliable!

"Eh?" Shen Min tilted his head, "Don't Didi know who I am?"

Ji Yaoshu nodded helplessly: "My brother has never seen you, so of course I don't know who you are."

Shen Min thought for a while, it seemed like this.So he looked seriously at his younger brother who was being led by him in his characteristic chatter on the phone: "Didi, remember, Gege from Wosuni!"

"Tell me what's your name..." Ji Yaoshu was completely disappointed with his son.

"Eh? That's right! Gege's name is Shen Min! But you don't need to remember the group, Zi Yaozi's name is Wogege!"

The younger brother looked at him equally seriously: "My name is Cen Chen, not Didi."

Many years later, whenever Shen Min thought of the afternoon when he met his younger brother for the first time, he really wanted to find a time machine to start all over again...

At least I have to change my magical pronunciation!Saved by being ridiculed by Cen Chen until now... He doesn't have the prestige of his brother at all!

But this is all for later. At that time, Shen Min was immersed in a strong sense of happiness that he finally had a younger brother and couldn't extricate himself. He even had to sit next to each other when eating at the banquet.There is no time to think about what will happen to me more than ten years later.

"Didini, do you want to introduce me again, so good!" "No."

"What about it?" "No."

"Who would you recommend?" "No."

"Who would you recommend?" "No."

Even though Cen Chen said no, Shen Min still happily put vegetables into his bowl.Because of his own short arms, Shen Min's way of serving dishes is—"Mama, give me that dish!" "Didi, I'll eat it for you!" "Mama, I want that!" for you!"

After eating a meal, Xiao Cen Chen was almost full.

"Di Di, what's wrong with your nipples?" Shen Min asked with concern, Cen Chen, who didn't seem to be in a good mood.

"I... my stomach hurts..."

So the first meeting between the two brothers ended with Cen Chen being admitted to the hospital with a bad stomach.

When Shen Min saw Cen Chen again, it was already two years later on New Year's Eve.

Because the Cen family's parents have settled their jobs abroad, the family of three rarely come back, and sometimes even if they do, they can't stay for long.

So when Shen Min, who had just entered junior high school, learned that Cen Chen would live in his home, he almost tore the book in his hand.

He looked at Cen Chen who was sitting in front of him in disbelief: "Little...Chen? Do you really want to live in my house from now on?"

"Why, you're not welcome?"

"No, no, no," Shen Min waved his hands again and again, "Of course you are welcome!" How could he not be welcome!This is Laozi's cutest younger brother, okay? ! !

He quickly regained his composure, and started chatting about family matters with Cen Chen.

It's been ten years, Shen Min has changed not only his devilish accent, but also his idiot-like temperament back then, now he will never hold onto Cen Chen's hand like the first time I saw him back then Yes, even though his heart is still surging, Shen Min's superficial skills are very good, he looks like a mature, stable and reliable brother.

"Ge Ge, isn't it fun for you to talk like this?" Cen Chen suddenly said this.

Shen Min: "..." Ga!He really remembered what happened back then! ! ! !

The elder brother who had pretended to be reserved for a long time wanted to find a hole to bury himself at this moment, he held his forehead and sighed deeply: "Xiaochen...promise me, forget all this, okay?"

"Not good, brother." Cen Chen smiled harmlessly.

Shen Min's expression was gloomy.

Can we continue this touching picture of hypocritical brotherhood? !

I just want to cry.

When Cen Chen also entered the first year of junior high school, Shen's father and Shen's mother suddenly told them that they had decided to run around the world happily from now on, so the burden of taking care of Cen Chen and himself would fall on Shen Min from now on. , I hope he can feel the greatness and sacredness of the responsibility.

Cen Chen said: "Brother, my life will be entrusted to you from now on!"

Shen Min said: "I tell you very seriously that I can't even tell the difference between sugar and salt."

Just like that, Shen Min was forced to change from a waste of life who didn't even know where the gas switch was to a good brother who needed to take care of himself and his brother's daily life. The bitterness of this cannot be expressed in a few words Clearly.

All in all, from the moment Shen's parents stepped out of the house, Shen Min lived a hard life of being a brother, a father and a mother.

But... he was actually happy.

After all, Lao Tzu's younger brother is so well-behaved, cute, soft, waxy and cute. When he sees him, his gods and horses turn into floating clouds, is there any reason?

My younger brother said so.

I remember when last year, Ji Yaoshu warned him very seriously, you can bend over, but don't shoot your brother.

From this, Shen Min despised his lord mother, how could he have such dirty thoughts!How could I connect my pure feelings for my brother with such evil thoughts? !Xiao Chen is the inviolable white lotus on the mountain that day, it's a crime to touch her...Of course, I don't count.

Since then, the elder brother has firmly determined to expel all evil creatures around the younger brother.

Strong!Certainly!No!shift!

So when Cen Chen and Qi Yu were together at first, he refused.

Are you kidding me, I worked so hard to raise such a big brother, you just take it away if you say so? ! (My brother has already decided in his heart that this is of the same nature as marrying a daughter.)

Later, I don’t know if it’s because Qi Yu is gradually pleasing to the eye, or because he has taken a fancy to his younger brother (I personally think the possibility of the latter is still relatively high), so he slowly accepted this ambiguous brother-in-law... …

In fact, it was not easy, because when Cen Chen was in the second year of junior high school, a girl chased him very high-profilely. After Shen Min knew about this, he calmly talked to that girl.

Although I don't know what he said, but since that day, this girl has never appeared in Cen Chen's sight...

This shows how terrifying my brother's fighting power and possessiveness are.

"Cen Chen, are the tomatoes ready?" Shen Min's voice came from the balcony.

"Okay, okay!" Cen Chen's voice was a little vague, probably because he was eating freshly washed tomatoes.

Shen Min poked his head out from the balcony: "Crack two more eggs, and when I finish drying the clothes, you'll be fine."

"Mmm ~ good ~" Cen Chen's tone was cheerful.

Shen's father and Shen's mother are coming back today, and they haven't seen each other for more than half a year, so Cen Chen and Shen Min are naturally happy.

"Ding dong~" the doorbell rang.

"Huh? Auntie and the others are all back? Why is it so fast..." Didn't it mean that it would be about one o'clock in the afternoon...

"No, it should be Aunt Wang who sent Ding Dong back. She told me yesterday."

Cen Chen reluctantly went to open the door, and sure enough, outside the door was the stupid cat who was at odds with him.When I went back to China with my parents for the New Year, who knew that I met this stupid cat... Hey, let alone the black history.

"Aunt Wang, come in and sit for a while?" Cen Chen took Ding Dong.

"No, we haven't cooked dinner yet." Aunt Wang said with a smile, "It's been a long time since I saw Xiaochen, and she really looks more and more youthful, and she's prettier than a girl!"

Cen Chen scratched his head in embarrassment: "You made fun of me again!"

After seeing off Aunt Wang, Cen Chen put Ding Dong on the sofa, and then sat beside him and watched TV.

There was the sound of a key turning at the door, and then the figures of Ji Yaoshu and Shen Mingjun appeared at the door.

Shen Min who rushed over after hearing the sound smiled lightly: "I'm back!"

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