[Rat cat] Long live the emperor

As soon as Zhao Xiaozhen came out of Mr. Bao's study, Mr. Gongsun caught him alive and dragged him to work as a coolie.

Gongsun has been very manic recently, and the reason for his mania is Pang Tong Pang Youan, the Flying Star General who lives in his yard without paying rent, eating and drinking for free, getting into trouble every day, and seriously interfering with his normal work and life!The work in Kaifeng Mansion is already very hard. Gongsun not only has to spare time to see free clinics, but also detoxifies General Pang who accidentally ate poison, and is forced to take care of an elderly man with facial paralysis who cannot take care of himself. This kind of life is really enough!

When the water is clear, there will be no fish, and when people are true, there will be no falsehood. Gongsun's character is very simple. He uses the external beauty of being a fairy and not eating the fireworks of the world to hide the inner beauty that is straightforward and ignorant of the world.Everyone in the Kaifeng mansion, from Mr. Bao to the gatekeeper Wangcai, knows that Mr. Gongsun is not short of money, not good at beauty, and not a high-ranking official. He only has three hobbies in life-reading, curing diseases, and growing herbs!

Among these three hobbies, reading is the one that needs the most atmosphere.The sun is just right, a cup of tea, not letting go of the book, breaststroke backstroke freestyle in the ocean of knowledge, this is Gongsun Ce's favorite way of life.Tranquil and quiet, relaxed and happy, I forget everything, even an emperor would not change it!

But there was a certain general who was waving knives and guns in the yard early in the morning to make noise.

Gongsun is a reasonable person.Civil servants are different from military generals. You can't ask a general who wields knives and guns to be "quiet" like a young lady holding an embroidery needle, right?The ancients could read in the busy city, so what is this little noise?Gongsun endured it, and he got used to it...

In his spare time, Gongsun likes to grow herbs by himself. In Gongsun's medicine field, there are no flowers and plants just for viewing. Every plant has medicinal value.The beloved medicine field is full of beloved herbs. Mr. Gongsun is more careful than taking care of children. He waters and fertilizes the soil every day to catch insects. From spring to autumn, from winter to summer, he waits and waits until the beloved herbs mature. up!

Different herbs have different maturity cycles and storage methods. In order to better preserve and use these herbs, Gongsun has to retreat several times a year to concentrate on handling his beloved herbs.During the retreat period, Ignore all nonsense and miscellaneous matters!I don't care if the sky is falling!

ps: Do not approach Gongsun's courtyard during the retreat, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous!

pps: For details, please consult General Pang, who is very poisonous!

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Recently, a batch of herbal medicines matured in Gongsun's medicine field, and Gongsun took three days off - retreat.

There are many kinds of herbs in the medicine field. Some herbs are non-toxic and harmless, some herbs can seal the throat when seeing blood, and some herbs can give people hallucinations just by smell... These are either beautiful, dangerous, or see blood seal. Gongsun was fascinated by the larynx, or the plants that brought back the dead!

But there is a certain general who doesn't know medicine and is very courageous. Everything he sees is fresh, and he can't even tell the difference between green vegetables and herbs. Dangling in and out.The result of dangling around is that he accidentally poisoned himself... Gongsun took time out of his busy schedule to detoxify General Pang, who was fighting on the front line of death, but General Pang has such superpowers. In two hours, he poisoned himself again...

Poisoning and detoxification, poisoning and detoxification again, Gongsun's patience was completely exhausted, and he swept out with his people and bedding!

General Pang, who was poisoned in his body, turned black and stood alone in the yard where there were no people or animals, holding his bedroll and being homeless.Zhao Xiaozhen passed by by chance, and expressed the most sincere schadenfreude with a paralyzed face, "Gongsun is so slow, it is impossible to make him enlightened by this method~"

General Pang threw away the bedroll, clasped his hands together and said, "Please enlighten me, Your Majesty!"

Zhao Xiaozhen stroked the non-existent beard: "As long as you are sincere, gold and stone will open up, the sea of ​​suffering is boundless, and you will be right when you turn around!"

General Pang: "..."

Your Majesty, please take two steps forward, I promise that I will never kill the king!

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Learning from General Pang's lessons learned, Gongsun's courtyard was completely reduced to [Kaifeng Mansion Forbidden Area].

All humans, cats and dogs took a detour, and even ants didn't dig holes around here, only Zhao Xiaozhen, who was invulnerable to all poisons, couldn't escape.He is often dragged by Gongsun to do coolies, and he has to recite hundreds of herbs and thousands of prescriptions. In Gongsun's words: "You are only talented in medicine, but your memory is good. Although the prescriptions are ever-changing, they remain the same. These are the most basic, memorize them by rote!"

Zhao Xiaozhen was very surprised.

Mr. Gongsun was conferred the title of "The World's No. [-] Genius Doctor" by the former emperor, and there is an endless stream of people who come to challenge, apprentice and visit every year.In the first two years, most of the people who came to provoke him were impressed by Mr. Gongsun's medical skills.In the next few years, most of the people who came to learn art from the teacher were all beaten to pieces by Gongsun's poisonous tongue.In fact, they all misunderstood. Gongsun didn't mean to be venomous. He just didn't know how to bend, tactful, or flatter.

Gongsun Lizhi chooses an apprentice whose talent surpasses his own, so the selection criteria are very strict.He uses his own talent as the standard, and what he calls "average talent" is already "excellent talent" in the eyes of ordinary people.

So Zhao Zhen was very surprised——Compared with the emperor, am I more suitable to be a miracle doctor?

Gongsun's teaching method is much more [gentle] than Mr. Bao. Even if Zhao Xiaozhen's left ear goes in and out of his right ear, even if Zhao Xiaozhen fishes for three days and spends two days drying the net, even if Zhao Xiaozhen recites the back and forgets the front...Gongsun will not beat him , Gongsun will only force him to drink!middle!medicine!

Poison, viscera, reptiles, insect eggs... All kinds of strange materials were boiled into a bowl of black medicine dregs by Gongsun himself.Zhao Xiaozhen watched the [medicine] come out of the pot, and made a decisive oath to God-from now on, he will abide by medical ethics, save lives and heal the wounded, do his best to eliminate the pain of the people, help the health to be perfect, maintain the sanctity and honor of medical skills, and contribute to the medical and health cause of the Song Dynasty Strive for the physical and mental health of the people for life!

(┬┬﹏┬┬) Mama no longer has to worry about me getting sick!

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Talk in two parts.

General Pang, who was kicked out by Gongsun, was not discouraged!When General Pang led the army to fight [strategies and decisive victories], other times he was relatively [energy-efficient].Whether it is severe cold or hot summer, he always only wears a single suit. If no one helps him choose clothes, he will wear the same color and style of clothes and never change.

Moreover, General Pang was never picky about food, and he would not suffer from diarrhea if he ate similar food. He had a stomach as strong as steel!

The ability to survive is half a star, and it depends on luck to survive until today!

The vitality is full of stars, the long-lived character that even Xiaoqiang is jealous of!

Although Gongsun had issued repeated orders to prohibit anyone from approaching his room during the retreat, Pang Tong still had no long memory.In his opinion, the flowers and plants in Gongsun's yard are all similar, the only difference is that the freshly picked leaves are fresh and green, while the dried leaves are wrinkled.General Pang's understanding of herbal medicine can be seen from his practice of inserting Tianshan snow lotus into a vase as an ornamental plant...

After rescuing General Pang again and again, Gongsun had nothing to do with the culprit except to drive himself to death.

The method to deal with Zhao Zhen didn't work at all on Pang Tong.Pang Tong has led troops to fight for many years, climbed over snow-capped mountains, walked through grasslands, went deep into deserts, and crossed no-man's land... What hasn't he eaten in these years of life and death?What haven't you seen?Not to mention using worms to make medicine, it is not uncommon to catch live worms to feed your hunger when you ran out of food and hunger!

Gongsun said angrily: "You can't stay away from my herbs!"

Facing the glaring Mr. Gongsun, the fearless General Feixing drank the medicine calmly, "Oh."

The insincere answer made Gongsun physically and mentally exhausted. At last, Pang Tong still had some self-knowledge. He paused for a moment and added: "Your medical skills are good." The first miracle doctor.

It has to be said that Pang Tong is indeed an "unworthy son", he did not inherit the advantages of his father Pang Ji at all.Pang Ji is eloquent and eloquent, and can bring the dead back to life, but Pang Tong is taciturn, and he can't even kiss a flattery.

Although Pang Tong's flattering skills were not very good, Gongsun couldn't help but smile.It is really a very fulfilling thing to get Pang Tong to say a word of flattery.Moreover, Pang Tong sat on a chair with his face up, and flattered him with a serious face. This appearance is quite pleasing~

╰(*°▽°*)╯Congratulations!After living with Gongsun for so long, General Pang finally mastered the trick of smoothing the hair thoroughly, and at the same time proved that even a paralyzed face can be coquettish!Well done General Pang!Trick the genius doctor into the bowl!Your mother in heaven is proud of you too!

Pang Tong's personality is also strange, usually he is reticent and reticent, he doesn't bother to talk to Zhao Zhen, he basically doesn't speak when meeting, nodding his head is considered a greeting, he is so arrogant and arrogant.Luckily, Zhao Zhen really has no airs and really doesn't care. If it were a thoughtful emperor, he would definitely be muttering - are you a master of merit and contempt for the imperial power?Or do you have any ideas about self-respect?The attitude is more arrogant than mine!How can it be repaired!

Gongsun often sighs: Except for Mr. Bao, he and Zhan Zhao are completely unsuitable to be officials.As for Pang Tong, if he hadn't met Zhao Zhen, even if Pang Tong didn't want to rebel, sooner or later he would be rejected by his superiors. Since ancient times, there are only two endings for many famous generals with great achievements...

Either be forced to rebel, or be forced to die.

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After tidying up Gongsun's herbs, Zhao Xiaozhen was stuffed into a large bathtub, washed and stripped from head to toe, and all the clothes stained with herbs were burned.Zhao Xiaozhen was flushed and dizzy from the hot water, and flung herself on Zhan Zhao's body.Zhan Zhao was not dumped, but Bai Yutang, who was sitting next to him, got slapped and was thrown all over by Zhao Xiaozhen...

Bai Yutang understood Zhao Xiaozhen's intentions - the bear was too lazy to brush his hair by himself, and he was reluctant to instruct Zhan Zhao to shake his hair on purpose in order to let him dry it for him.Bai Wuye mourned for his excellent comprehension ability, and waved his hands to help Zhao Xiaozhen.

(——) As for the intentional use of air-conditioning, let’s not mention it.

After careful maintenance during this period of time, Zhao Xiaozhen's withered, yellow and forked hair has improved a lot. Although it is still a little yellow, it feels smoother to the touch.There was no hair dye in ancient times, and Zhao Xiaozhen's little yellow hair was very trendy and fashionable, especially brilliant under the sunshine.

The ancients paid attention to the parents of the body, hair and skin, and they would not lose their hair easily, but if the hair is too long, it will affect the movement, so it is still necessary to cut it when it is time to cut it.In her previous life, Zhao Xiaozhen developed a habit of loving beauty, always paying attention to her own image, often closing the door to cut her hair herself, snapping off the split ends, and trimming the ends of her hair into a perfect arc!

Everyone was sitting in the living room chatting, and suddenly the yamen servant came to report, "Pang Da, please see me."

Everyone looked at Pang Tong in unison.Pang Tong stayed in Kaifeng mansion for the obvious reason: there was no house in the city (the original house was transferred to the nanny), and he and Gongsun were good friends, so he stayed in Kaifeng mansion.In fact, the real reason is - to hide!numb!bother!

Avoiding Pang Ji who came to harass him, avoiding the temptation of someone with a heart, and avoiding the wooing with malicious intentions... After all, all the civil and military officials in the court know that Kaifeng Mansion is a hardcore imperial party and the emperor's strong backing. Pang Tong's living in Kaifeng Mansion is equivalent to showing his position.Those who offered bribes dared not come to Kaifeng Mansion, and even those with evil intentions did not dare to come. Pang Tong used Kaifeng Mansion to hide a lot of troubles, but there was only one trouble that could never be avoided—his father Pang Ji.

After all, Pang Ji is Pang Tong's father. Even if the father and son have disagreements, in the eyes of outsiders, the word "Pang" cannot be written in one stroke.

Pang Ji is treacherous and cunning, the more Pang Tong is loyal to the emperor, the more Pang Ji will bite [Father and Son Tianlun] and will not let go.Others want to be courteous to Zhao Zhen but still can't find an opportunity, Pang Ji guards such a good opportunity, and he must not miss it when he passes by!

Therefore, Pang Ji came to Kaifeng mansion to visit his son every now and then.The name is to visit his son, but the timing is very delicate. Every time Zhao Zhen just arrives, Pang Ji rushes to see (xian) son (yin) and son (qin). Everyone knows Sima Zhao's heart.

Although this approach is tiresome, Pang Ji is too good at being a man!He never forgets to reciprocate. In the past, he kept silent about his eldest son Pang Tong, but now he opens his mouth to praise Pang Tong for his filial piety.Everyone in the world values ​​filial piety, and Pang Ji's actions are both a flattery and a warning!

——Hello, I'm good. Father and son win-win.

Zhao Zhen appreciates Pang Ji's shamelessness very much. Zhao Zhen hates hypocrites the most, but he doesn't hate real villains.

Pang Ji trotted into the room, "Your Majesty! It's terrible! Something happened!" Pang Ji's black eyes were much better, and it seemed that he had been prescribed medicine.Zhao Zhen was a little thirsty just after taking a bath, so he picked up the teacup and drank it, "Don't be in a hurry, Pang Dao, take a breath and speak slowly."

Pang Ji took out a small handkerchief and wiped his sweat, "Isn't this recent? The girl from Zhuo Jing's family who was kidnapped for more than ten years has been found. My father-in-law is getting old and confused, and with the death of his daughter It was a painful blow, and it was determined that Xiaohong was not the daughter who was abducted back then."

As soon as Pang Ji turned his eyes and opened his mouth, he turned black and white, saying that disliking the poor and loving the rich became overly frightened.Pang Ji also cleverly skipped over Zhao Zhen and blocked everything on himself. "I don't think about tea and food these days, and I have been worrying about this matter all the time. I want to send someone to investigate Xiaohong's character. If she is really a good girl, I will make the decision to recognize it. After the investigation, the servant found that Xiaohong Something is wrong..."

Pang Ji quietly observed the expressions of everyone, and found that everyone was surprised, so he put his heart back.

It seems that this is not a trap, the emperor and the Kaifeng government did not find that there is a problem with [Xiaohong]!

Pang Ji keenly felt that this was an excellent opportunity to claim credit!Make it or break it!