Lord is the devil

On the night of February, the weather was getting colder, and the setting sun couldn't bear it without using his real energy. In order to experience the warmth and coldness of the world, he curled up under the blanket, holding a heater in his hand, even though his nose was still red and red from the cold.

But when he looked at the other people busy in the room, he suddenly felt that he was free.

It is said that today is the New Year's Eve in the mortal world, and red paper stickers are put on every household. Liu Wanjun asked for some noodles from the shopkeeper, saying that he wanted to make dumplings, but he couldn't even make a dough.

Still, Mr. Pu couldn't stand it any longer, so he stole skills from another family and got a face.

While chopping the meat, Zhan Tian complained, "Such a small amount of meat is more expensive than gold, and it's about to catch up with Zhu Jidan. Next time we come, we must bring a little more meat. It will be sold here."

"You think it's so easy?" Liu Wanjun said as a person who has sat in the teleportation array, "The teleportation array is more expensive, okay? I sit with other people, and I have to collect a thousand blood pills. Fortunately, I just got a jade goldfish. There are a lot of treasures in the goldfish, all of which were exchanged for them, this Shura Island is a black workshop, life is not easy!"

The hands of several people were trembling with cold, and Mr. Pu looked at the setting sun whose nose was red from the cold, and couldn't help feeling distressed, "This Shura Island is really not a place for people to stay. Why is it so cold in this damn weather? Why don't we use Be really angry!"

Setting Yang glared at him, "Can't bear such a little bit of suffering?"

Old Pu smiled wryly, "Of course I'm fine, I'm afraid the Lord's body won't be able to bear it."

"I'm here to practice, not to enjoy." Everyone had work to do, and he was the only one who sat there and said righteously.

As soon as Jiu Zhong had finished sticking a lantern, Bao'er and Dan'er each carried one and hung it at the door.After a while, the two ran back excitedly, "Go out and have a look, what a beautiful firework."

Xuanming’s tortoise has been released by the setting sun, so there is no it here, only Xuanyou is willing to follow him, but Xuanyou sleeps 360 days a year for 350 days, even if it wakes up at this time, it doesn’t like it. eat dumplings.

The setting sun was wrapped in a quilt and was carried by Liu Wanjun to watch. Sure enough, in the dark night, there were fireworks blooming in countless colorful colors. There were children in beautiful floral dresses everywhere. , where is the sugar?Also got robbed.

Bao'er Dan'er is really good at doing bad things, she got a lot of candies by stealth, and everyone scrambled to eat them together.

Finally, the dumplings were wrapped and ready to be eaten in the pot. The water in the pot was already cooked and bubbling. The dumplings sank as soon as they were put in, and floated up again after a while. The spoon was stirring in the pot. There was a crashing sound, slowly, slowly turning in circles.

The aroma soon permeated the room. Liu Wanjun ran to deliver two bowls to the shopkeeper. Feel ashamed.

On the top of the willows on the moon, after the evening of the appointment, under the influence of the lively atmosphere, everyone started to play games, first there was a snowball fight, Liu Wanjun threw a piece at the setting sun, and immediately countless snowballs hit him.

"You dare to smash our lord."

"beat him!"

"superior."

Immediately, a large group of people ran over to beat him, and beat him until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. Setting Yang pointed at him and laughed from ear to ear.

The others also laughed, and later played Truth or Dare, as long as Liu Wanjun pointed the finger at the setting sun, it immediately aroused public outrage, and they all ganged up on him.

Unable to bear it, Liu Wanjun drank in a daze, his face covered with clockwork, and finally fell under the table.

When everyone was tired from playing, they ran back to sleep one after another. Setting Yang also went to bed habitually. He was not drunk, but still somewhat sober. He moved Liu Wanjun to the bed by magic, and went to bed himself.

In the past few months, he has been used to sleeping with his eyes closed. It is a relaxed emotion that he has never experienced in the cultivation world. The string that has been tense has never been relaxed. As far away from him as if, I really hope that this moment can stay forever, but he knows that these are all in vain, and sooner or later they will disappear.

Due to the cold weather, the windows were closed all the time, but today I was so excited, everyone drank a little too much, so the windows were not closed. No time to relax, let alone them.

But the setting sun still knows that they usually sneak out to play when they have something to do. When it is not dangerous, the setting sun usually turns a blind eye.

No one closed the window, and the setting sun became lazy. The cold wind came in, and it was bitingly cold. He burrowed into the bed until it touched a large stove, which was still natural and soft.

The setting sun fell asleep peacefully, and the moonlight poured down from the window, reflecting his face white.

"The air is like orchid, the skin is like jade, Dragon Emperor, how did you become a girl?" He seemed to have just noticed his situation, "Hey, why did I also become a girl?"

Setting Yang suddenly opened his eyes. Although he couldn't see, he could still hear the tone. It was definitely not Liu Wanjun, "Who are you?"

"Dragon Emperor, Dragon Emperor, I have followed you for so long, yet you still don't know who I am? It's really sad." The man said with Liu Wanjun's face on his face, "Look at you, you are so small and short. "

He compared with his hands, "How should I start?"

"Sage Yin-Yang?"

Liu Wanjun's eyes lit up, "You guessed right, but unfortunately there is no prize."

"No, not the Yin-Yang Sage." The Yin-Yang Sage cannot be so weak, and Liu Wanjun has integrated the memory of the Yin-Yang Sage. The Yin-Yang Sage has a long memory of tens of thousands of years, and Liu Wanjun only has twenty years, so when the huge When the memories of the Sage King of the Yin and Yang merged into his mind, because he looked beyond his own memories, he would think that he was the Sage King of Yin and Yang. In fact, he was still Liu Wanjun, but those memories had not been fully digested.

Liu Wanjun sat up and spoke in the tone of a sage of yin and yang, "I have been reincarnated for so many years, and I have been reincarnated as a woman. I have two lumps on my chest. I feel the deep malice of the six realms of reincarnation." The setting sun with braids said with a smile, "Fortunately, you are just like me, otherwise I would have to face the pain of becoming a girl alone."

He sensed it carefully, and suddenly realized, "I actually have extremely negative and positive energy in my body. Could it be that I have also practiced Yin-Yang transformation in this life? It is a good thing."

He gathered the energy in his hands and suddenly penetrated into his body. After a while, Liu Wanjun's whole body changed, like a monster incarnate, with twisted skin, crackling bones, and finally turned into a male body, "Not bad, not bad, this It's great to have a physical body, it's so big, but how do you do it when you're so small?"

He looked at the various sorrows of the setting sun, "Now that you are so weak, it is a good time for me to strike. I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it."

The setting sun was silent.

After a while Liu Wanjun glared at him, still speaking in the tone of the Yin-Yang Sage, "Don't think that I can't do anything about you after you become like this."

He suddenly pointed at the center of the setting sun's eyebrows, and the setting sun was startled, he had the golden core stage, Liu Wanjun only had the foundation building stage, such an ordinary finger, he couldn't dodge it, it seems that Liu Wanjun, who has integrated the memory of the sage of yin and yang, really has two brushes.

A wave of knowledge spread along the place where the two of them came into contact, and the setting sun savored it carefully, it turned out to be the Jade Bone Technique, this technique can make bones grow and promote self-development.

The Yin-Yang Sage is full of obscene thoughts, and always wants to do that, but it's a pity that the body of Can Yang is only ten years old. If he wants to attack a child, not to mention the Yin-Yang Sage, there are only some animals that can do it, so Yin-Yang Shengjun gave him this cheat book, and asked him to practice jade bone technique to promote bone growth. Within a year, he would grow into a seventeen or eighteen-year-old man, and it would be easier to do it.

After the setting sun received the secret, he couldn't help but smile bitterly, but the sage Yin Yang couldn't wait any longer, "Cultivate quickly, I will supervise you, don't be lazy, otherwise your ass will bloom."

Setting Yang raised his eyebrows, if it wasn't for the jade bone technique that was really useful to him, maybe the two of them would fight.

He also doesn't like this child's body very much, it's inconvenient to do anything, practicing Jade Bone Technique can make him grow into his previous life's appearance within a year, it's only good for him, not bad.

Even so, the Yin-Yang Sage still supervised him every night, and even asked him to put down all his work and only practice Jade Bone Technique no matter day or night.

Naturally, he didn't want to teach Setting Yang out of good intentions, but because he wanted to go to bed, but setting Yang's body was too small to do it, so he taught him the Jade Bone Technique.

Setting Yang originally thought that this guy would only lose control once, but who knew he would be released every night by Liu Wanjun, Liu Wanjun was incompetent, and setting Yang and the whole room of Qi Ling were oppressed by him, but they couldn't beat him.

Originally, according to the cultivation base of the setting sun, Liu Wanjun must be tortured to death every minute, but the sage of Yin Yang is an old monster who has lived for tens of thousands of years. Not to mention other things, this guy has followed the Dragon Emperor for tens of thousands of years. , he has already cultivated to the Great Perfection in the late stage of the Immortal Monarch, and he is one step away from becoming an Immortal Emperor.

This process must take 10 years. As a terrifying person who has lived for 10 years, the Yin-Yang Sage knows too much, his memory is unimaginably huge, and he has more experience than the setting sun. To torture the setting sun to death.

However, the setting sun can only suffer, but he also improved a lot when fighting against Liu Wanjun, who has the memory of the Yin-Yang Sage King.

To be honest, Liu Wanjun, who has the memory of the Yin-Yang Sage King, surpasses him by a lot in terms of temperament, ability, and other things. During the day, he is still ignorant, and at night, he drinks to the moon every day, and sighs .