Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

However, after the little monkey finished speaking, Qiongqi looked blank, "Does Yang Chan mean that? Why didn't I see it?"

The big cat sat down and licked its paw in confusion, "How do I feel, she's just being stupid?"

The little monkey stared blankly at the very brave warrior in front of him, and said after a long while, "Brother Qiongqi, don't say what you said when you meet Sister Chan'er, otherwise, she will definitely not talk to you in the future." You are playing!"

Really?Why?

Poor wonders don't believe it~

The big cat snorted, "If you speak ill of Chan'er, I will tell him next time!"

After saying that, he returned to his original form, ran away, and went to the backyard to find his friends to eat and drink~

The little monkey shook his head helplessly: Brother Qiongqi has such a big head!

But it's probably because he didn't have any girls around him since he was a child.

Some will suffer in the future!

The little monkey worried about the big cat for a second, then went to Hongjun Daozu, "Grandpa, grandpa, I will remind you today!"

"Seventh sister said that in two days, the new book will be finished, and I will bring it back to grandpa to read!"

Daoist Hongjun smiled wrinkled all over his face, "My Wukong is really grandpa's sweetheart~"

The little monkey jumped into his grandfather's arms familiarly, and said guiltily, "But sister seven said that the manuscripts that were written first cannot be taken away, and she sometimes has to turn back to the front to read them. If grandpa takes them to read , she didn't have a manuscript to compare, so she might have written poorly."

"So, nothing today"

Hongjun Daozu smiled and shook his little grandson, "It turns out that's the case, then grandpa just wait patiently for two days, and it will be even more enjoyable to watch it all at once!"

"Go again tomorrow, tell your seventh sister, tell her to write with peace of mind, and then grandpa will make her a magic weapon!"

The little monkey's eyes lit up, "What is Grandpa going to do for Seventh Sister?"

Daoist Hongjun stroked his beard, thought for a while and said, "How about making a brush that can write infinitely without ink?"

"In this way, you can save the time of studying ink and adding ink, and you can concentrate on writing. Isn't it great? Your seventh sister will definitely be very happy~"

The little monkey has a dull expression on his face, can he say that he is not doing well?

The little monkey felt that he had to sigh too much today, "Grandpa, let's change to another one!?"

If he really gave such a brush, he didn't know whether Seventh Sister would be happy, but probably, one day, Grandpa would be portrayed by Seventh Sister as a villain and written in the book!

Guaranteed!

Can't this work?The old Daozu listened humbly, and asked the little grandson, "Then Wukong, tell me, what should grandpa give you? Grandpa doesn't understand the things these little girls like!"

It just so happened that Bodhi had one foot in the door and one foot out of the door. He heard half and half of what his teacher said, and his eyes suddenly became sharp: he just said that his teacher has something wrong! ?

Look, this is not only a book about a little girl, but even a gift for the little girl!

Bodhi moved to the grandparents and grandchildren in an instant, stretched out his hand, and hugged the little apprentice out of the teacher's arms, "Teacher, why are you still asking Wukong for advice? How old is he? How do you know how to please a little girl?" ?”

"You might as well ask me!"

Ancestor Hongjun's face turned red with anger, he blew his beard and stared and said, "What nonsense are you talking about!"

Bodhi said with a grin, "Don't be too angry. If there is a situation, there will be a situation. Why are you being ashamed?"

"Which little fairy is it that Master has taken a fancy to? Tell me, at worst, the apprentice will come forward and propose marriage for you?"

"How many years has it been, your old tree should bloom~"

The old Daoist had already turned around to touch the feather duster.

Seeing that his grandfather was getting angry, the little monkey turned around and covered his master's mouth with a slap to save the situation, "Master, I am discussing with grandpa about making a magic weapon for sister Seven! Don't talk nonsense!"

Oh

Putting down the little monkey, Bodhi fell to his knees, "Teacher, my disciple is wrong!" After admitting his mistake, he quickly kowtowed three times and ran away again with his robe in hand!

Hongjun Daozu also jumped up, and chased him out with a feather duster in his hand, "Stop, little bastard, I won't repair you today, I think you are really itchy!"

Whoever stands still is stupid!While running, Bodhi said, "Teacher, dear father! If I am a little bastard, then what are you! If you scold me, scold me, don't drag yourself into it!"

The old Daoist became even more angry: It's so hateful!If I don't catch you and beat you up today, I will be your apprentice!

The master and the apprentice both jumped like dogs and ran away

The little monkey came outside the hall, climbed onto the spring bench under the porch, and sat down next to the Phoenix, resting his arms on the railing, resting his face on his hands, and sighed a long time: "It's so lively!"

The phoenix next to it spread its wings, hugged Zai Zai in, gently smoothed the little monkey's hair with its mouth, and rubbed it twice on the divine beast egg ball.

Qiuqiu grunted timidly, moved to a position far away from the phoenix, lay down a hole on top of the little monkey's fluffy head again, and lay there without moving.

Fenghuang continued to tidy up the top of the little monkey's head with its bright yellow mouth, tidying up the small pit where the divine beast egg lay down before.

The little monkey lay on the railing for a long time before he saw his grandfather grabbing his master by the back of his neck like a kitten, and carrying him back.

In the main hall, Bodhi knelt there obediently, humming and chirping, "Teacher, I'm mistaken, Wukong is still here, don't scare the child!"

Daoist Hongjun said angrily, "You know the child is there? What nonsense did you just say!?"

Bodhi muttered, "It's not that what you said was misunderstood."

Hongjun Daozu slammed on the mat with a feather duster, "Fart! I think it's your own shit, and it stinks everywhere!"

Oh ~

Bodhi's innocent face said, "Teacher, I don't eat grains, so" he is a clean fairy body, there is nothing in his stomach~

The little monkey kneeling beside him couldn't help it, burst out laughing, and quickly covered his mouth with his paws again!

The two adults also felt that it was not good to bicker in front of the children, so they died down after all, Hongjun Daozu said, "It happens that these days you are always making utensils and making treasures for the seventh girl of the Queen Mother's family. Here you go!"

Bodhi was wronged, so he had to agree, but how did he know what little girls like?It was just bragging with the master just now, but now I have to ask the little apprentice, "What does your sister like?"

Ah, that's a lot!

The little monkey counted to the master with his fingers, and Bodhi listened with a sad face, feeling that there are so many tricks for children now!

The three grandparents and grandchildren were studying, and when the Taishang Laojun came, he smiled as soon as he entered the door, "Teacher, the younger brother has been here for a long time this time, but he is still well-behaved? Do you want me to pick him up to live for a while, okay?" Tell you to be clean and clean?"

Bodhi knelt and sat there well-behaved, how could he look a little unbehaved?

In fact, the teacher gave me several strokes on my back, but it hurts, and it is inconvenient to lean on the table lazily.

Hongjun Daozu said, "No, I'm just sending him to work. What's the matter with you here?"

The Taishang Laojun saw that the house was calm and calm, so he said, "No other big things. The third child asked me to help him take care of Lingtai Mountain. I asked someone to go down, and I can clean it up. I was busy making alchemy a few days ago. , I just turned off the stove today, and I just remembered it, so I came to tell him."

After finishing speaking, he took out a package from his bosom, handed it to Wukong and said, "This is a gadget from your second uncle, it's all for you to play with, take it!"

The little monkey was overjoyed, took it and thanked Taishang Laojun, Laojun smiled and said, "Go and play with Qiongqi and the others, what are you doing bored in the house?"

The little monkey looked at the master, and Bodhi knew that this was the old master who had something to say, so he touched the little apprentice's face and said, "At this moment, the star officer Pleiades is on duty. Play outside for a while, and watch your stick practice after master."

The little monkey bid farewell to the elders, and happily ran to play.

After watching Wukong run away, Taishang Laojun said to his master and younger brother, "I just got the news from the lower realm that Guanyin has gone to Nanzhan Buzhou again. I want to go to Lingshan, the Buddha child, to reincarnate again."

Bodhi frowned and said, "They delayed for a long time this time. Why did they prepare for such a long time? It's the plan that things will definitely happen this time?"

Taishang Laojun said, "I heard that the Tathagata despises the frequent wars in the lower realm, which is not peaceful, so it took so long."

Bodhi raised his eyebrows thickly, "This is what I said, since the Great Zhou Dynasty when the kingdoms were entrusted, there has been no peace in this world. Why did you come to dislike it now? The mortal world has not stopped much now, has it?"

Taishang Laojun said, "It can be said that I looked at the luck of the world before, and now the Qin State in the lower realm is attacking the Chu State, and it is estimated that it is expected to occupy the capital of the Chu State. This Avalokitesvara brings the Buddha, and I don't know where he will be reborn. go."

Bodhi laughed and said, "I hope this time I can find a safe place to raise the Buddha well. I don't ask him to be talented in literature and martial arts. At least he can protect himself in wartime."

Turning his head, he asked Zu again, "Master, this is the third time, will Tathagata be able to fulfill his wish this time?"

Hongjun Daozu shook his head, "It still won't work this time, just wait."

What, can't you?

Bodhi clicked his tongue twice, "Brother, the elixir you gave Tathagata last time was for nothing!"

The Taishang Laojun said, "The little elixir for mortals is just the dregs of the medicine we use, and there is no pity, but it seems that the Tathagata is really running for auspicious numbers. Don't make a ninety-nine return One, this golden cicada will not be able to return to Lingshan."

Bodhi suddenly laughed, "Brother, look at them, they toss for 30 years at a time, and the middle age is separated by a certain number of years. You say, it takes 800 years to do this. My second brother must not be crazy? Let me see. , this Tathagata will not be able to deal with Nanzhan Buzhou in a short period of time, so he simply asked me to loosen up with Wukong in the lower realm."

"It's better to let my second brother go to Yuxu Palace to rest for a while."

"If it takes more than 1000 years, let him sit in Biyou Palace, my second brother will really cry to death."

Lower bound, can it work?

Taishang Laojun went to see Hongjun Daozu, Hongjun Daozu thought for a while and said, "Yes, you can't leave Guanglin and the others in the lower realm, and always ask your second brother to take it for you, then Biyou Palace will be yours in the end." Is it your second brother's?"

"If you want to go on, then go, if you think it's wrong, then bring Wukong back."

Bodhi blissful, "I know that teacher, you are the most enlightened!"

Daozu Hongjun snorted, "But I told you to take your child to live in the sky for a longer period of time. If you find it difficult, you might think I'm locking you up again!"

Bodhi Lai said, "Teacher, you are the most kind~"

"Forgive me, forgive me!"

Daozu didn't bother to talk to him.

Taishang Laojun said with a smile, "That's great, Yuan Shi just finished complaining to me, if he knows that he can go back to Yuxu Palace, he might be so happy!"

Bodhi smiled and said, "Brother, tell my second brother to hold on for a few more days, and then go back when I finish my work for the teacher!"

set him free!

Taishang Laojun said, "It's just that when you go back this time, Nezha can't go with you. Taiyi has been living in the Heavenly King's Mansion recently, and it seems that he can't go down to the lower realm. For no reason, two helpers are missing."

Bodhi said, "What are you afraid of? Didn't the teacher give Qiongqi to Wukong? What's more, when I go back, I invite Tianzun Taiyi to save Kuku and bring his little lion to Biyou Palace as a guest and live with him for hundreds of years. , can be regarded as helping me!"

Taishang Laojun smiled and nodded to his junior brother, "Your brain is the only one that shines."

Bodhi listened proudly to his chest, "That's it!" But, "I'm just worried about one thing, I'm going back, Zhenyuan probably will come to cry again!"

Taishang Laojun said, "If you don't go back, he went to Biyou Palace and cried with your second brother several times. Don't worry, he will definitely come to you!"

Bodhi clicked his tongue, "I don't even know whether to pity him or despise him!"

This is really a poor person must have something to hate!

This sentence is properly said by the Great Immortal Zhenyuan.

The three masters and apprentices chatted for a while, and the old gentleman said, "Teacher, that apprentice will leave first."

Hongjun Daozu said, "Okay, you go on your own, as usual, the previous instructions, if you can't go out, don't go out, and warn the disciples of Taiyi Xuanmen not to wander around outside."

Taishang Laojun honored the order, and Bodhi said, "Teacher, I will send my senior brother out!"

Daozu Hongjun waved his hand and told them to go to bed.

After leaving the main hall and walking a long way, Bodhi complained, "Brother, why did you come here so late? I asked the teacher to fix it before you came!"

The Taishang Laojun was angry and happy, "My alchemy furnace is burning, and it is just the end. Do you think I came in time?" Ghosts were crying and howling in the water mirror. He thought something was wrong, and hurriedly turned off the flame Come and take a look, what's the matter? No! ?

Bodhi quit, "Is your dear little brother more important than not having a pot of medicine?"

Taishang Laojun glared at him, "What do you think?"

snort!

Bodhi was furious, "Then I will go to the lower realm in two days, and my brother will also refine two furnaces of elixir for me, just in case I need it!"

What can the Taishang Laojun say, "I have them all, I have prepared them for you, alas, I only hope that you won't need them!"

Bodhi smiled and said, "If I don't need it, I will definitely help others for my senior brother and save some merit for you. Don't worry!"

I'm worried!brat!

Taishang Laojun couldn't help blowing his beard and glaring at his younger brother, "The pills prepared for you are all top-quality! This thing won't break, so keep it safe for yourself!"

Okay, don't be angry, don't be angry!

Bodhi wiped his brother's chest, patted his back, and said very attentively, "Get angry and grow old!"

Get the hell out of here!

Taishang Laojun stepped out of the corner door, and quickly closed the door behind him: Out of sight, out of mind!

Bodhi stumbled at the door and turned back to find his little apprentice.

Wukong was playing with the strange beast boys. Seeing the master coming, he handed the toys to everyone, and ran over to hold the master's hand, "Master, master, let's go practice the stick technique!"

Walking~ After practicing the stick technique, Bodhi told the little monkey that he was going back to Biyou Palace in the lower realm. After finishing the work, can't you go with us?"

Bodhi nodded, "Yes, and your senior brother Taiyi, Jinxia, ​​will not follow us."

The little monkey sighed, "It's hard to see my brother in the sky, but this time it's good, it's even harder!"

Seeing that the little apprentice was not crying, Bodhi breathed a sigh of relief, and asked him, "Do you want to say goodbye to the sisters tomorrow?"

The little monkey said in surprise, "Why don't you leave tomorrow? I also promised grandpa that I will get him Seventh Sister's book the day after tomorrow!"

Bodhi raised his eyebrows, what did he hear?Now his teacher can read the book, was it written by the girl Seventh Princess?

No wonder the old man wants to make a magic weapon for others, so that's what happened!

But what did the seventh princess write to make the old man so happy?