Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Taishang Laojun understood the "threat" of the junior brother, shut up knowingly and wisely, and coaxed Wukong to go out to play.

After seeing the great king and the second great king holding hands with smiles and going out surrounded by the little monkeys, Master Taiyi told the junior brother, "In another ten days, I will be walking around with the ancient Buddha Dieng Deng." Lead Gong Dantai to give a lecture, and when the time comes, you will bring your disciples, as well as Taiyi, to listen to the lecture."

Bodhi was surprised and said, "Brother, why are you preaching again? Then who will come? Didn't everyone ask everyone to retreat and practice, so that they don't come out and wander around?"

"You opened the altar to preach and didn't call people. Everyone blamed you and called people. This mess is not an opportunity for Tathagata to take advantage of? If someone has something to do at that time, they will definitely blame you again!"

"Do you want to pass some time?"

If he didn't know that his brother and the ancient Buddha Randeng had always had a close relationship, and the old monk couldn't do anything bad, Bodhi would definitely think that this was another little conspiracy played by Lingshan!

The Taishang Laojun saw that the younger brother cared about him, and he was quite heartwarming, so he smiled and said, "Your second brother came back last time and said that he didn't see the true spirit of the golden cicada in the underworld. Reincarnated. I see, this golden cicada has been in Nanzhan Buzhou for more than ten years, and the Tathagata usually does not make any troubles, so the timing of preaching now is just right."

"Besides, everyone has retreated for a long time, and you should come out and walk around. Cultivation is not confined to confinement. You have to be at ease and follow your heart, so that you can understand your thoughts. It's not a problem to hold back all the time. Let me tell you something. It’s also an opportunity.”

"If you want to listen, you can listen. If you don't want to listen, go around the Three Realms and follow them."

For example, Zhenyuan, who has been honestly unable to retreat in Wuzhuang Temple these years, but the letter paper is often sent to Tushita Palace, it is pitiful and troublesome to see, let him come out to let the wind go!

Either it will be a matter sooner or later, either holding back madness or being frightened stupid.

Bodhi lazily said, "That's all right. When I come back later, I will take the children with me." But he asked again, "Then when the Buddha is reincarnated, brother, you will let them have their own activities?"

Taishang Laojun said, "Let's play it by ear when the time comes, and we may not know what will happen next time," he added, "Did you see that monkey in Lingtai Mountain?"

Bodhi was very blunt, "No, brother, didn't you let people go there? Why do I need to care?"

Taishang Laojun couldn't raise his temper at all, "You don't care? Didn't you say last time that you want to leave Lingtai Mountain to Guanglin? Why do you still point to me as your housekeeper?"

"How can there be a master looking after the property for a nephew? Don't expect it. I'll call those two boys from Tushita Palace back later!"

Bodhi immediately succumbed, and said with a smile, "Good brother, I don't want to say it, please don't, I didn't leave Lingtai Mountain to Guanglin, I gave it to him now! Really, we master and apprentice The two of them have finished talking, but he is busy, Biyou Palace is much bigger than Lingtai Mountain, Guanglin has no skills to separate himself, and he doesn't care about Lingtai Mountain, so he pointed at the two little boys you sent to guard the house!"

If the Taishang Laojun really took him back, Guanglin would find out later, he would definitely have to run away!

The Taishang Laojun snorted and ignored him, so Bodhi had no choice but to act coquettishly, "Oh, I'm still young, what's wrong with senior brother taking care of me? By the way, didn't you just say that six ears? What's the matter, what kind of demon is he again?" ?”

Daoist Hongjun was lying on the Taoist bed, his young disciple felt goosebumps all over his body, he couldn't take it anymore, so he immediately closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.

So let alone the Taishang Laojun who faced the explosive charge of his junior, the leader of the Taoist sect stammered, "Sit up straight! Speak well! Don't stick your teeth!"

hum~

Bodhi leaned back on his own strength, and resumed his lazy look, "Seeing that you are not in a hurry, you know that the monkey should be fine! You actually deceived me!"

The Taishang Laojun saw that the little demon star sat back and spoke normally, so he breathed a sigh of relief, shaking off the goose bumps all over his body, and said, "A few days ago, in order to celebrate Wukong's growth, didn't you send a tank to Lingtai Mountain? the fine nectar?"

Bodhi groaned, "This happened several years ago, brother, why did you say that? What's the matter, when Liu Er saw the fairy wine, he became jealous again? He smashed the wine jar?"

The blue veins on Taishang Laojun's forehead popped up, "I just know, why don't I just say it," the old Taoist suppressed his anger, and continued, "The six ears didn't hit the wine tank, but after drinking, they got drunk. One time, holding the wine jar and crying all night, talking a lot in sleep."

Bodhi laughed, "You can't hold too much alcohol. The fine nectar given by the Queen Mother is what the girls drink and play with. Apart from being full of aura, it doesn't look like a little wine. It's like sugar water when you pour it into your mouth. of."

"How much did Liu Er drink to become so drunk!"

Taishang Laojun said, "You don't care how much he drinks, the most important thing is what he talks in his sleep!"

Bodhi was not interested at all, "Only him, what shocking secrets can he tell? Brother, what do you want to tell me? You want to see monkeys get drunk?"

"Let's talk about it first, Wukong is still young, and he doesn't drink at all. If you want to look at your nephew again, it is absolutely impossible!"

After Bodhi finished speaking categorically and awe-inspiringly, he immediately jumped up and ran wildly around the pillars of his teacher's main hall, almost throwing his white socks off his feet again.

His elder brother Taishang Laojun held a whisk, pressed his lips tightly, and chased after him with his head muffled.

If it weren't for the concern that this is the teacher's dojo, Taishang Laojun would have used his spells to catch this little bastard as slippery as a loach!

Daozu Hongjun was sitting there, already snoring with his eyes closed.

It's great that there are no traitors in the dream~

After all, Bodhi was caught, got beaten up by his seniors, and signed many unequal treaties, especially on the one that said "You are not allowed to give wine to Liu Er". down.

"Also said that he is a senior brother, how cruel-hearted!"

Taishang Laojun rolled his eyes in a very unrefined manner, "Now I only hate that I spoiled you too much when I was a child, and I beat you less, which is why you are so skinny now!"

Daojun nodded his little junior brother on the forehead, "When the time comes, I will bring Wukong to pieces and make you look good!"

Bodhi said angrily, "Wukong is my apprentice, so he should be like me. When I get back, I will teach Wukong what is small suffering and big walking! In case your uncle wants to teach him a lesson in the future!"

This little bastard's irritating skill is really getting better day by day. The Taishang Laojun pretended not to hear, and took out a fan to fan himself: It's been a long time since I ran like this, walking two steps, it's still quite hot ! ?

The brothers and sisters are bickering and discussing things here, while Wukong, with his second king and a group of little monkeys, are already teasing cats and dogs in Zixiao Palace, chasing chickens and ducks!

Even the golden crocodile hiding under the pool was harassed once by the little monkey.

"Crooked, big fish at the bottom of the pool, what are you doing?" The little monkey lay down beside the pool, using its small baby teeth to forcefully grab the beef jerky in its hand, while saying hello to Wu Yunxian at the bottom of the pool .

Hungry, grandpa and the others got together again and said something that adults can listen to, so the little monkey had no choice but to eat two pieces of dried meat pad first!

Immortal Wu Yun came out of the water, spit out a big bubble, and coaxed the little brother to be happy. Sure enough, the little monkey said in surprise, "Wow, what a big bubble! You are so amazing!"

The golden tawny carp made a beautiful fish thank you in the water, "Thank you for the compliment!"

The little monkey's round eyes widened, he stood up and shouted to his back, "Brother Qiongqi, come quickly! Here is a big fish that can talk!"

Qiongqi lazily came over with the little lion on his back, tilted his head, and swept away half of the dried meat from the little monkey's hand, "What's so strange about this, just look at it, this purple Who in Xiaogong can't speak?"

The little monkey scratched his head, but after thinking about it seriously, "The statues on the beams and the ones in the paintings can't speak~"

What's the matter with you cub, you are too good at exploiting loopholes! ?

Qiongqi turned back into a human body, hugged the little monkey in his arms, and gave it a good squeak, which made Wukong laugh so much that he took back his dharma body.

The strange beast boys with empty hands are really disappointed, the chubby second king is really too cute!

The kind of cuteness that I especially want to take a bite of!

The golden-haired carp in the pool looked enviously at the younger brother and Qiongqi playing and laughing, and thought that he had to recuperate from his wounds and practice, and it would be best to be able to return to his human body when the master came back next time...

In this way, he can also hug the little junior brother, put the little junior brother on his shoulders, and take him around to play~

In the main hall, Hongjun Daozu was also talking about the four children of Qingshi to his young apprentice, "Are you really planning to bring them back to Biyou Palace in such a big way?"

Bodhi said, "Then my disciples, if I don't take them home, where are they going? They can't stay at Grandpa's house all the time, can they?"

Taishang Laojun said, "Teacher has raised so many strange beast boys, it's okay to raise four more, Zixiao Palace now even has little cats, multiple lion elephants, golden retrievers, and turtles, it's not too bad! "

Bodhi shook his head, "No, I know what the teacher and senior brothers are worried about, but it doesn't matter. When the time comes, I will say that the four of them are nostalgic for their homeland. Wukong is kind-hearted. When he met them in Zixiao Palace, he invited them to be elders in Biyou Palace. , this is not enough."

"Guanglin is so busy right now, with four elders helping him, this kid can relax."

Daoist Hongjun exposed him with one word, "I think you just want to be lazy!" Wu Yun and the other four were originally the attendants of the young apprentices, and they did all kinds of work. These four children go to the elderly!

Taishang Laojun also nodded silently, expressing his agreement.

Bodhi spread his hands, "Don't just talk about me, Guanglin even packed the house, just wait for Wuyun and the others to go back! Teacher, please don't cut me off! Otherwise, be careful and Guanglin will come to you and cry!"

Thinking about Bodhi's big apprentice who was really not easy and not very worry-free, Taoist Hongjun sighed, "Okay, since you have made up your mind, I won't stop you, but you still have to make an agreement with Wukong. That's fine, after all, he is the real master of Biyou Palace now."

The old Daoist glanced at the young apprentice, and the meaning in his eyes was very obvious: Now you are an old man born dependent on the apprentice, understand?

Bodhi looked at the teacher and said suspiciously, "You don't know, you still remember the fact that I became like you and went out to bluff?"

Why don't you suddenly call someone an old man with your eyes?

Hongjun Daozu snorted with his nose, the meaning is unknown.

At least Bodhi didn't understand what his teacher meant.

But it doesn't matter!

After Wukong circled up and down in the heavenly court, he showed off to everyone that he had grown half an inch in height. Even the little rabbit in Guanghan Palace didn't let it go, and he rode on it contentedly. After Qiongqi returned to Zixiao Palace, Bodhi took his little apprentice back to Biyou Palace.

The first thing you do when you get home is to tell Guang Lin, "You four senior brothers, if you visit relatives next time, I think three of them will come back. When they arrive, they will be the chief elders of our Biyou Palace immediately. Do you have any work then? It's easy to do, and I will leave them all the trivial and complicated things, so that you can relax and take care of Lingtai Mountain."

In the first half of the sentence, Guanglin became happier the more he listened, but when Bodhi finished speaking, Senior Brother Biyougong just wanted to run away from home!

Guanglin put Lingtai Mountain to the back of his mind and didn't think about it. He just frowned and said worriedly, "Senior brother Wu Yun's injury is still so serious? Didn't he heal after so long?"

Bodhi said, "Hey, he, it's a heart disease! Your uncle made an elixir for the old injury on his body, and after a few days of curing it healed completely, without leaving any root of the disease, and the medicine cured the disease. It's just that the heart disease is difficult to cure, and I guess I won't be able to come back next time."

Guanglin said, "It's okay, tell Wukong to make trouble with him more, and any troubles will go away."

Bodhi sighed, and murmured, "I hope!" I just hope that his little apprentice is the medicine that can cure him as a master, and he can also cure the scarred senior brother of Little Monkey.

Bodhi was melancholy for a while, and then told Guanglin, "Wukong's eggs seem to be hatching, you can ask someone to go to the back mountain to ask, ah, call the big fox from the pasture, and show Wukong to see it. Prepare something so that this cub can break out of its shell smoothly."

Guanglin was overjoyed when he heard that, he slapped his hands and said, "Wukong has been waiting for so long, and finally he is about to emerge from his shell! This is great, Master, please wait a moment, I'll call someone right away!"

Bodhi looked at his great apprentice, Sa Yazi, and ran away. Looking at the direction, he was going to Wukong's bedroom. He was calling for someone! ?

Wukong was tired and tired from playing in the sky, and now it was midnight in the mortal world. When he returned to Biyou Palace, he plunged his head into the bed and slept soundly every time. The "love hugs" of the seniors were all omitted.

Guanglin took a full bite of the cute face of the junior brother, and even reached out to touch the beast egg ball in the arms of the little monkey. After giving orders, he came to talk to the master again.

The calm and competent apprentice in the past looked puzzled, "I see that the egg of the beast is the same as before, why did the master say that the shell is about to break?"

Bodhi smiled and said, "Didn't you pick it up and have a look?"

Guanglin shook his head like a rattle, "How dare I, what if I bump the little beast!"

Bodhi laughed and said, "It's so fragile, it's a divine beast!" He told the big disciple the ins and outs.

It turned out that Wukong went to Shenxiao Yuqing Mansion again this time, and asked Leishen Wen Taishi to confirm whether they would accept him as Lei Gong when he grew up. He stroked the little monkey's hair.

If he didn't pay attention, the crackling little thunder and lightning between his fingers hit Qiuqiu's body somehow.

Lazy Ball made a super difficult jump and gallop on the top of the little monkey's head!

Almost bald the top of Wukong's head and heart!

When the jumping was over, Qiuqiu lay down and did not move, making the little monkey think that the beast was struck by lightning suddenly, where was it injured, and was very worried.

In the end, Grand Master Wen showed the little monkey and checked the lazy egg: under the passing light, a pointed object was lazily knocking on the eggshell, and the rest was pitch black, with nothing to see. Can't see clearly.

Hearing that the grand master came from the mortal world, although he was not proficient in these common senses, he understood them, and immediately said to Wukong, "This is going to break the shell, he looks like a sharp-mouthed little guy~"

What Wukong will show off in the Heavenly Court next is one more thing!

Returning home this time was a good night's dream, and when he woke up the next day, the little monkey saw Father Hu standing respectfully in his room, waiting to be summoned.

Fertility Master is online!