Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Since Li Jing came to the Heavenly Court, he has been the high heavenly king. He became a god in his own body and was conferred by the Jade Emperor himself.

If it wasn't, if it wasn't for the Buddha's entrustment, how could he be insulted by such villains! ?

Li Jing's face was distorted for a moment when Kui Mulang's words exposed his frustration in the Heavenly Court. Fortunately, Kui Mulang was drunk and his eyes were hazy, so he didn't notice it.

Li Jing suppressed the anger and shame in his heart, and said to Kui Mulang with a smile, "Oh, it's not that I don't drink with Xingjun, it's because there are fierce tigers in the family, so I dare not overdose!"

Speaking of this matter, Li Jing is actually quite proud. In this heaven, besides the Jade Emperor, Li Jing, the Heavenly King of Tota, is the only one who can have a wife and son.

The rest are either old bachelors or young bachelors.

Although there are many fairies in heaven, they should not be coveted.

It's just that Li Jing's path to becoming a god is different from others. He brought his wife and children to heaven, so he naturally had a family and a child, and his wife took care of him.

As soon as these words came out, Kui Mulang turned into lemon essence immediately, the acid was more than eight degrees higher, and his teeth were soft, "How else can I say, Heavenly King, you are hated by others! Just your little days, hey, I Let me tell you, if I were you, I wish I could stay at home!"

The drunken big wolf dog pointed to Jiangshan with his chopsticks, "This heaven has boundless grand scenery, without the heat of summer, without the coldness of winter, spring is warm and flowers bloom at all seasons, and the climate is pleasant. We are immortals, do we have any worries about life, old age, sickness and death?" , to be free and unrestrained, how beautiful is it?"

"Plus, old brother, you are beside me as beautiful as a flower, and in this heaven, what else should you worry about?"

"We can't do it anymore. We are bare-bones, and we abide by the laws and regulations of the heavens. We can't be ordinary, but you are always different. What do you want? How much is too much?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's really enviable!"

Kui Mulang said these few words of praise sincerely, and Li Jing couldn't help being a little complacent for a while, and became smug.

But at any rate, he hasn't forgotten what Tathagata told him, so he went to Kui Mulang's side along the way, and said with a low smile, "I don't know about others, but Xing Jun, you~~~ You can't say it right. Is it true?"

While speaking, Li Jing winked at Kui Mulang, "What's the matter with that jade girl serving incense in the Temple of Fragrance?"

Recently, King Tota, who has not been very successful, has a gray beard and some wrinkles on his face. In addition, he is in a very bad state of mind, and he always curses behind his back. There are a lot of people who are winking at this time, looking like an old wretch!

The big dog shuddered and almost threw the wine cup in Li Jing's face: "Your stinky mouth!"Who are you talking about!

Fortunately, although Kui Mulang is stupid, he is not stupid. He poured the wine into his mouth suddenly, and laughed drunkenly, "Heaven, king of heaven, drink!"

Before the words finished, there was a bang chi, and he knocked his head on the table, snoring loudly, passed away from drunk.

In the heavenly court, Kui Mulang is located at 28 Mansions. It was originally [-]:[-] a.m. every three days. Li Jing originally wanted to persuade Kui Mulang to go down to the world, settle down in the mortal world, and be a husband and wife with his sweetheart in Xiniu Hezhou for three years before sneaking back. , who doesn't know who doesn't know, during the period can also set up a difficulty for the person who learns the scriptures, so as to complete the entrustment of the Tathagata.

Where did he think that this idiot would drunk himself to death before he could speak?

It really doesn't make sense!

Li Jing had no choice but to call someone to send Kui Mulang back to the bullfighting palace, and then thought of another way.

He didn't know that after Kui Mulang was taken into the hands of his own boy, he waited for the people from the Heavenly King's Mansion to leave, then he opened his eyes and spat heavily, "This is real bad luck!"

The little boy asked curiously, "My lord, but that day the king wants you to intercede in front of the Jade Emperor?"

Kui Mulang snorted coldly, thinking of Li Jing's appearance was disgusting, how could he say it, he just said, "In the future, if the Tota Heavenly King's Mansion comes to invite another card, just say that the master has something to do, wait for a day or two, and just come back! Don't come again Bing me!"

The child naturally took the lead.

It's just that the sweetheart asked Li Jing to mention that Kui Mulang was more careful after all, and met with the jade girl less, so he was afraid that Li Jing would jump over the wall in a hurry and couldn't handle it, so he changed to blackmail.

Wukong doesn't know anything about these trifles in the sky. On the second day after Qiuqiu was hatched, the little monkey woke up early, and the first thing he did after sitting up was to turn his head to look at the little white dog sleeping beside him. .

How can there be a little white dog.

There is only a big fluffy white fur ball, next to Wukong's pillow, snoring up and down.

The little snoring, like blowing a small whistle, was high-pitched and tender.

It's also thanks to Wukong's deep sleep that he wasn't awakened.

What's more, there is actually a round snot bubble floating on the fur ball, which sometimes becomes bigger and sometimes smaller with the sound of snoring!

Wukong got down on his knees, and looked around for a while under the light of the morning light, but he couldn't find where Qiuqiu's nostrils were~~

The little monkey suddenly remembered a sentence that the minotaur in the back mountain pasture said, "This is really a toad丨toad with long hair—it's so strange~"

Thinking of what Old Man Hu said, after the baby beasts are born, they love to sleep, and only by sleeping more can they grow taller, so the little monkey didn't wake up Qiuqiu, and put on his clothes on tiptoe, and went to find his master.

"Qiuqiu snores while sleeping and blows snot bubbles!"

Wukong Zaizai described it to his master in amazement while eating!

Bodhi couldn't help laughing, and asked a few words, "What's the matter? When you slept when you were young, didn't you also have snot bubbles? Your fifth sister even drew it for you. Master also keeps a copy here as a souvenir~"

The tips of the monkey's ears turned red, and he pouted and said, "I'm not surprised that he can blow snot bubbles, I'm just surprised that Qiuqiu has no nostrils and can blow snot bubbles! Master can't catch it all the time." Focus!"

Patriarch Bodhi suddenly realized, "Oh, so that's what I said, then Master really went in the wrong direction!"

Wukong giggled, then sighed again, "At first we all guessed that Qiuqiu was a bird, but it turned out that this guy was an eggshell knocked with claws, this is really..."

Bodhi shook his fan slowly, very puzzled, "It doesn't matter if his mouth or claws can break the shell? Why is Wukong worried?"

You are so lazy...

"His claws are so well developed, it must have been formed in the eggshell for a long time, but he doesn't like to break the shell lazily, if it wasn't for being electrified by Thor inadvertently this time, the electric shock made him twitch inside, After being discovered by Grandpa Qilin, I will definitely continue to be lazy..."

They are all puppies, but why do they look more lazy than big cats?

How can this be good?

Bodhi couldn't help laughing, but felt that his little apprentice worried about others with such a sad face was really amused.

Little monkey, you are still a baby yourself, so you are going to be a parent like a human being?

What a worry!

Wukong talked to his master while eating, and when he was full, he asked his master to hold him to wipe his face, and the little boy in his house came running up, panting, "Young master, Qiuqiu is awake! He is screaming in the house." !"

The little monkey ran away in a hurry.

This made Bodhi very melancholy: his apprentice is not an elder brother, he is clearly a father!

Wukong didn't hear his master complaining, and ran back to the house, only to see Qiuqiu screaming piercingly while bouncing on the bed, hitting the bed board and the wall with thumping noises.

The dust in the crevice was knocked out by this furious furball.

Wukong was caught off guard by the dust, and quickly cast a dust-cleaning spell, and called out again, "Qiuqiu, brother is here! What's wrong?"

Hearing the sound, the little fur ball moved, bounced from the bed to the wall with a swish, and quickly and accurately fell into Wukong's arms with the help of the wall's thrust, and screamed "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" Angry, flustered, coquettish, and a little bit wronged~

Afraid!My brother is gone!

Wukong felt distressed, hugged Qiuqiu and comforted her softly, and the voice of the little milk was gentle and gentle, "Brother just went to have a meal, watched Qiuqiu and slept soundly, so I didn't call you, don't be afraid, this is our own Home, what are you afraid of~"

No, I have to act like a baby~~

Originally, Wukong wanted to keep this cub at home, leaving two children to take care of him, eat, sleep and bask in the sun, and play games.

Now in the small courtyard where Wukong lives, there are slides, seesaws, swings, plum blossom piles, gossip arrays... all kinds of arrangements, Qiuqiu only broke its shell at a young age, Wukong just learned how his brothers and sisters took him when he was young, and planned to coax him first Qiuqiu slowly gets to know the world and plays happily. When this cub learns to speak, he will take him to learn to write, read and practice.

It didn't work out, Qiuqiu is a clingy child.

Wherever Wukong goes, Qiuqiu must follow.

On the first day after the "maternity leave", Biyou Palace's senior small class started again. Poor Wizards rushed into the room with Jiuling Yuansheng on his back. When he stood firm and saw clearly, one of them couldn't hold back, and laughed on the ground holding his stomach Gotta roll.

Wukong was sitting in front of the table and was filling up the big characters that he didn't write yesterday. Hearing the movement, he turned his neck flatly and said very puzzled, "Brother Qiongqi, did you hear Niutou's witty words again? Why are you laughing like this? "

The little lion had already dexterously jumped off the big cat. Hearing Wukong's question, he also laughed, "Wukong, it's summer now. You wear a fur hat on your head, isn't it hot?"

Qiuqiu groaned angrily on top of his brother's head: Who is the fur hat!Hate!

The little thing bounced nimbly and jumped into Wukong's arms.

The little monkey spread his hands, "Look, it's Qiuqiu! It's not a fur hat."

The big cat laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up, "It's not a ball, it's a cake hahahahaha~~~"

The top of Wukong's head is paralyzed and flat, and he can no longer be called a ball~~

Qiuqiu was out of breath, and swelled into a ball in his brother's arms: When he grows up, he must swallow this noisy big thieves in one gulp!

Not even spit out a bone!

Stuff it all in your belly!

scare him to death!

bad guy~~

Bodhi came to class this day, and saw this little furball hiding in Wukong's arms obediently, making no noise or making trouble. Wukong sometimes has trouble writing, so if he put him next to him, this little furball would not get angry, just be obedient Watching Wukong's tail carefully, running around without curiosity, he also acquiesced in the fact that his little apprentice brought pets to class.

Over there, Qiongqi and Xiaoshi, two scumbags, copied each other's homework, and the impact was more serious than Qiuqiu's appearance in class.

Teacher Bodhi is very clear about whom to criticize.

The big cat and the little lion who had been scolded slumped one to the window, and the other leaned against the wall, biting the penholder, struggling to do their homework, not to mention heartbreaking.

I am very envious of Ao Chun who is about to shed her skin!

If you shed your skin slowly, how many holidays can you get for nothing, really!

With the acquiescence of the Bodhi ancestor, Qiuqiu became more and more like sticking to Wukong's body, either on the little monkey's head with a hair cake, or hanging on Wukong's tail as a pompom.

The little lion was quite happy, "It turned out that I was the only one with fur balls on my tail. Now that the balls are here, Wukong will be like me. That's great~"

Qiongqi took the paw and slapped the ball lightly, "It won't fall?"

Innocently being beaten, the little furball was furious, and the moment the big cat stretched its paws over again, it opened its big black mouth with a whimper, and was about to bite it down!

Patriarch Bodhi told the children that Chaos's mouth should be connected to a dimensional space. If he bites it, the big cat's front legs will disappear immediately, let alone a grunt, and it may be difficult to even throw it somewhere. No one can figure it out.

Qiongqi broke out in a cold sweat from the fright, and didn't dare to tease him anymore.

This bite is no joke.

Big Cat angrily yelled a few words such as "playing around and playing hard", "excessive", etc., but Qiuqiu didn't answer him, just sticking out his tongue from his mouth, "Slightly slightly~"

piss you off!

Wukong took the opportunity to pinch Qiuqiu's "cheeks", and asked his younger brother, "Qiaoqiu, do you open your mouth casually, or does it have a fixed position?"

From within Qiuqiu's body, a cute and puzzled voice came out again, "Chirp?"

What is brother talking about, Qiuqiu can't understand!

If you don’t understand it, you don’t understand it. The curious Wukong took a colored pen made by the fifth sister, and drew an arc on Qiuqiu’s body that has recovered.

Represents the position where the mouth appeared just now.

Wukong plans to compare it next time to see if the mouth disguised as the dimensional black hole still appears here.

When eating at noon, Qiuqiu, who barked impotently at the big bone again, had an obvious blue line on the back of his head.

Goku fell silent looking at the back of his cub's head.

During class in the afternoon, Qiuqiu lay next to Wukong and fell asleep again. Although there was no little snoring, there was still a snot bubble at the end of the blue arc.

It looked as if someone had placed a blue threaded balloon on Maobing's body.

Of course Wukong doesn't know what a balloon is.

He was just thinking, could it be that the younger brother blows bubbles from the corner of his mouth?

After watching it for three or four days, the little monkey was finally sure: the position of his mouth, which appeared in the state of ball ball and fur ball, was indeed not fixed.

At this time, there are already seven or eight arcs of various colors on Qiuqiu's body.

Well, our Wukong is so rigorous~~

Everyone who was far away in the heaven received a water mirror from the little monkey to show off his younger brother.

Let's call him brother first, because it's hard to tell the gender of Qiuqiu.

Even if he turned into a puppy dog, he was still a round body, and he couldn't tell the difference between male and female!

Qiongqi said, "Then why don't you call me sister? Don't you want to have a cute and beautiful sister?"

The little monkey stared at the round eyes, very confused, scratched his head, and said without thinking, "It's okay, it's okay." It's just a title that shows the seniority and seniority order of the ball.

Why don't you eat~

So Qiongqi called Qiuqiu his younger sister!When I think of it, I yell, and I always hang around the ball when I have nothing to do, my sister and sister yell very happily.

As long as these two don't fight and Qiuqiu doesn't cry, Wukong doesn't care and just let Qiongqi go.

Seeing Qiongqi's desperate effort, the little lion shook his head helplessly.

It’s okay if Qiuqiu is really a boy, but if it really turns into a girl, it’s not just Wukong’s problem.

I'm afraid that Bi Yougong, who has more men than women, will spoil Qiuqiu immediately!

Perhaps Patriarch Bodhi would make an exception and accept a female apprentice!

If that's the case, sooner or later there will be a time when Qiongqi wants to cry~~

Thinking about it, the little lion let out a wicked laugh.

Because Qiuqiu was out of its shell, Yao Chi brought a portion of food for the little monkey.

But for some reason, this cub is very picky eater. Yao Chi's food is more exquisite, and the seasoning is not complete. Although the aura is abundant, the taste is not very satisfying, so Qiu Qiu only took a bite, and then refused to eat.

Wukong had no choice but to write a letter to his sisters himself, one for thanking and the other for apologizing~