Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Taibai Jinxing blared for a long time, everyone from the Jade Emperor to the golden armored warriors guarding the gate in Lingxiao Palace wanted to applaud and praise him!

Yes, what do you mean?

You are a disciple of Western Buddhism, you don't have any strength, you just live in the cave that others have built, aren't you ashamed?

Even the Taishang Laojun's hand, which was twisting his beard, comfortably smoothed those poor hairs again.

Beard: escaped unharmed~~

Simply put, Taibai Jinxing didn't dare to break the face with the Tathagata. After saying these few words, he smiled and said, "So, my Buddha, I should let the apprentice practice, let the apprentice practice!"

"It's just like what you did to Buddha's son Jin Chan and Jianglong Arhat before, isn't it good?"

"Just let go and let them go on their own!"

"Look at Venerable Jin Chan, he has endured a lot of hardships, and now he has achieved the status of Bodhisattva!"

"I want to wait for the Dragon Subduing Arhat to return to his original position, it will be another achievement!"

"You can't treat one more favorably than the other. You only value these two, but you lock up the other Buddhist disciples in Lingshan and pamper them!"

"I've settled everything with them, so what's the point? Don't you think so?"

"Oh, but these are just my little old man's humble opinion. If I have any other ideas, then it's just a joke!"

Tathagata's face was blue and red, white and purple, and he smiled awkwardly and said, "Taibai's words make sense, it's really like enlightenment, it's deafening!"

"The old monk really benefited a lot!"

Taibai Jinxing waved his hand triumphantly, "It's not worth mentioning, it's just a mere worldly opinion! Ordinary people have their own opinions, but parents and children have far-reaching plans for it. As a master, this is also the truth!"

Tathagata smiled, nodded and said, "Extremely extremly!"

The two were chatting awkwardly, the golden armored warrior came in and talked to the Jade Emperor, "His Majesty, the little spirit monkey has returned from the Yaochi and is waiting outside the gate of the palace!"

The Jade Emperor was having a hard time staying up there, and when he heard the little monkey came back, he was a bit surprised, and said to himself that the boy was honest, why did he come back after asking a question, and he didn't know how to linger outside for a while, so he hurriedly said , "Then hurry up and call in!"

After finishing speaking, he sighed with Taishang Laojun, "Wukong, this child, grows up and knows how to be polite. When I was young, I hugged him and even pulled my beard. If he comes out now, he will know it!"

The Taishang Laojun thought that he had even pulled Daozu's beard, so what's the point of pulling your beard, and said with a smile, "Your Majesty and the princesses taught me well. Your Majesty, think about my little brother, who is so casual." How can you teach such a polite child?"

The Jade Emperor laughed loudly and said, "That's true, what brother said is very reasonable!"

People like Bodhi really can't teach good children who know how to be polite!

But the Jade Emperor also said, "Nezha is also responsible for this!" It's no wonder that Wukong's elder brother is older than his elder brother!

The two of them were chatting and laughing here, but they left Tathagata aside. Even Taibai Jinxing looked at Jade Emperor with a smile and joked with him at any time.

Don't mention the taste in Tathagata's heart!

When Wukong came in, the hall was very deserted, only the sound of Jade Emperor and Taishang Laojun talking and laughing was heard, but the atmosphere was not so harmonious and peaceful, it was very tense.

The little monkey was thinking about going back to Biyou Palace as soon as possible, but he didn't care about those other things, he just greeted the Jade Emperor, told the empress' reply, and said that the empress would add a sentence to the invitation card, and after three or five days the invitation cards were distributed, and then Have a banquet.

The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "My good boy, I understand! You still have face with your empress, you just say it when you go, and you don't need to waste any words, and you get an answer!"

He sighed and said, "If my people go, I'm afraid they will go as they are, and they will be called back as they are, and they will have to waste a few more words!"

Everyone laughed when they heard this, and only said, "That's not the case!"

Wukong said with a grin, "Your Majesty is joking!"

The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "Let's go to your uncle's place to rest!"

Hurry up, otherwise I won't be able to stop your uncle from violently attacking people later!

If the Tathagata can't control his eyes, the Taishang Laojun can't control his hands!

Wukong was very clever, thanked the Jade Emperor, and obediently hid behind the Taishang Laojun, and sat silently!

Now Tathagata interjected with a smile, "Wukong accomplished this for His Majesty, how will His Majesty reward him?"

The Jade Emperor was displeased. This is what he said, and it should be said by the Taishang Laojun, but the Laojun didn't mention it, meaning that his children's running errands is a family matter, so what reward?

It's just that the Tathagata spoke, and the Jade Emperor had no choice but to answer, so he turned his head away, smiled and asked the little monkey hiding behind Laojun, "Wukong, what reward do you want?"

Wukong didn't even think about it, and replied crisply, "Your Majesty, I told the empress, since the empress has seen my face, I will definitely have a good meal at the banquet, and the empress also agreed to me, saying that I just eat What about mine! I don’t want the other side either!”

The Jade Emperor rejoiced, thinking that this child was really sensible, so he picked up a jade decree, handed it to the Xingjun on duty beside him, and said to Wukong, "Good boy, don't want the others, you still want this one."

Xingjun on duty came down and handed the jade decree to Wukong. The little monkey stood up and took it with both hands. When he opened it, it turned out that it was the decree of the Jade Emperor to reward Biyou Xuegong with a thousand horses, and allowed Biyou Xuegong to receive the Heavenly Court every year. Eliminated pegasus!

The little monkey jumped up happily, and did a few somersaults behind the uncle, "Okay~~~"

The Taishang Laojun also looked at the handwriting on the jade decree, and seeing Wukong so happy, he couldn't help smiling, and looked at the little monkey with eyes full of love.

Wukong happily threw his uncle on the back, "Uncle, Your Majesty rewarded me with a Pegasus!"

Taishang Laojun said, "Okay, okay, why don't you thank Your Majesty?"

Wukong just came to thank the Jade Emperor before the case.

The Jade Emperor originally didn't intend to hand over the imperial decree to the little monkey so soon, but just now he saw that he was almost like Mu De Xingjun and became the big bad guy in this matter, how could he follow suit? What does the old man mean?

Looking at it now, it is a good time. I guess the child also wants to go home quickly, so that he can come to the banquet with the master, so hurry up and print the imperial decree!

give give give!

We Wukong is such a good child, nothing is too much for him!

The Jade Emperor was very generous this time. He not only gave Wukong all the old, weak, sick, disabled and ugly celestial horses in the horse farm, but also distributed more than [-] pure, sound and strong celestial horses. The little monkey could see clearly on the jade decree , naturally thank you sincerely.

The Jade Emperor couldn't feel it, and he was very happy in his heart. He smiled and said, "You are younger, and it is not safe for you to bring so many celestial horses back. In this way, I will tell the little heavenly king, call He brings a team of heavenly soldiers and generals to escort you back to Biyou Academy!"

Wukong was overjoyed, and bowed again, "Thank you, Your Majesty!"

The little monkey blinked at the Jade Emperor, "Your Majesty, can you ask my brother to come back with us?"

The Jade Emperor's face was serious, and he said fiercely, "Don't push yourself further!"

The little monkey flattened his mouth, "Please!"

Well, well, the Jade Emperor said helplessly, "Just this once, never again!"

The little monkey is so happy that its tail is up!

The Jade Emperor sent someone to the Heavenly King's Mansion to call Nezha, and said to Wukong, "Tell your brother to take you to the Yumajian to fetch the horse. He has been in the heaven for a long time, and the Yumajian dare not lie to him. Wait a moment!"

Since ancient times, subordinate officials have been difficult to deal with. Although Jiancheng and Jiandeputy are very affectionate to Wukong, it doesn't matter who you are, as long as you relax a little, or half understand, you will be haunted!

Wukong said happily, "Listen to Your Majesty!"

A little thing with a super sweet mouth!

The Jade Emperor looked at the little monkey and pretended to be obedient behind Laojun again, and couldn't help laughing.

But the Tathagata was puzzled, and asked aloud, "Your Majesty, what's going on with this Biyou Academy?"

"The poor monk has only heard of Biyou Palace, so how come there is Biyou Xuegong?"

He had a lot of puzzles about the conversation between Wukong and the Jade Emperor just now, and now he picked up the most important question to ask.

As soon as he heard Tathagata speak, the Jade Emperor felt his head buzzing and his mood was not so good. He and Tathagata simply explained, "Biyou Palace has been nominated by Daozu himself, and it has been renamed Biyou Xuegong."

"Among them, the Golden Immortal of Explaining and Teaching, and many great monsters of the Yaozu, are employed in the Academy to teach students there."

Hearing this, Tathagata let out an "ah" in surprise, "I didn't expect it to be so!"

He looked at Wukong with hot eyes, "Little monkey is indeed a kind person!"

Just dedicating a huge dojo...

If this is given to Lingshan...

Wukong made Tathagata tremble, waved his hands again and again and said, "Buddha, don't say any more!"

"It's scary to say the word 骟, so you better not say it!"

What?

what?

Tathagata was taken aback for a moment, wondering where the "goodness" is?

Why are you flustered?

The well-informed Taishang Laojun understood it in an instant, and couldn't help covering his face: his junior brother took Wukong to the mortal world to learn something and came back!

This stinky boy!

Tathagata was only stunned for a moment, and then said very forgivingly, "Okay, okay, don't say it, don't say it!"

He smiled and said to the crowd, "This child is still tender-faced!"

Taishang Laojun chuckled twice, "You have a thin skin, you can't stand boasting!"

Tathagata managed to strike up a conversation with Wukong, how could he let it go easily, so he asked Taishang Laojun as if chatting, "What skills have Wukong learned now?"

"Thinking about how many times he taught scriptures and sayings back then, Wukong performed very well among the younger generation. Now that he has learned the skills, he shouldn't be bad, right?"

Taishang Laojun narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "He is small, and we as teachers are not in a hurry to encourage him to grow. Now we are just laying the foundation for him!"

Tathagata smiled and said authentically, "That's true, Wukong is born with a stone monkey, grows slowly, and now, he is still a cub. It is the right way to be steady and steady, and he is not in a hurry to get ahead! "

He secretly provoked Wukong, then smiled and asked the little monkey, "But Wukong is hundreds of years old now, what is he good at?"

Wukong didn't fall for his tricks, scratched his head, and said with a laugh, "The boy is only good at somersaults, and he can turn over a hundred and eight thousand miles with one somersault!"

"My master said that my ability to escape is unmatched in the Three Realms!"

"Whether you can beat others or not, let's not talk about it, you can definitely run away!"

Everyone in the hall burst into laughter after hearing what the little monkey said!

Taishang Laojun also narrowed his eyes with a smile, stroked his beard, and nodded secretly: his little nephew, his brain reacts very fast!

In this way, Tathagata will never suppress Wukong and go to a martial arts demonstration with someone, right?

Taishang Laojun carefully observed the few monks who had been standing silently behind Tathagata.

These people don't show their figures in monk's robes, but looking at their steady figures and solid shoulders, they definitely have kung fu.

Taishang Laojun can be sure that the Tathagata has absolutely no good intentions!

It's just that the two uncles and nephews are modest, but Tathagata still refuses to let go. He laughed and said, "Oh? It's so far away?"

"The old monk doesn't believe it!"

"Little monkey, how about I make a bet with you, if you have the ability to somersault out of my right palm, you will win!"

Wukong snorted, with a dazed face, "Why should I bet with you? My master and elder brother taught me, don't bet on luck, bet on bad luck!"

"There is a way that works from top to bottom, Great Monk, you are so poor in Lingshan, did you lose all the wealth you saved back then?"

Ah, this?

Tathagata choked, thinking that this little monkey is obviously pampered, why is he so thoughtful and so tricky when he speaks?

Taishang Laojun also turned livid with anger, thinking that you, a bald donkey, have spotted it today, and you want to trouble my little nephew, right?

He was about to speak when he suddenly heard the voice of his teacher Hongjun Daozu telling him, "Ask Wukong to compete with him!"

What?

Taishang Laojun felt anxious and almost sat up!

It was just an invisible big hand that lightly patted Taishang Laojun on the shoulder, "Don't panic, this is the opportunity for Wukong's catastrophe, tell him to go, I'm here, what are you afraid of!"

Hongjun Daozu's voice was calm and peaceful, Taishang Laojun's heart suddenly calmed down, he turned his head and smiled and said to the little monkey, "Wukong, don't be rude!"

"Buddha is the lord of saints, willing to try your ability, that is your good fortune, don't talk nonsense!"

Wukong pouted, "Master, you also know that the Great Monk is the venerable saint. I am a little boy, what can I do? The saint's ability is so thorough that he uses a blindfold to cover his body between the sky and the earth. I am a little boy, what can I do?" Can you jump out?"

The Taishang Laojun also thought so in his heart, but when the teacher spoke, he flicked the little monkey's brain and said, "If you are told to go, you will go. Are you afraid of talking so much? People who practice must be determined." Be firm, have the heart to go forward, don't be afraid, the master is watching here, just go!"

OK then!

Wukong got up, bowed in front of the Tathagata, and said, "Great Monk, since you said it is a bet, how about we ask His Majesty to be a banker? Besides, there must be gambling funds, so what are you going to bet with me?"

Everyone in the hall was silent for a while: "Little Monkey, you look familiar, don't you think you have never gambled before?"

The Taishang Laojun had already thought about this in his heart, how to lure his junior brother to the Tushita Palace after returning, and beat him bitterly: how could he take the child to gamble!

outrageous!

Here, the Jade Emperor has readily agreed, and also asked the Tathagata, "My Buddha's gambling capital must be extraordinary! How about asking me to open my eyes first?"

Tathagata couldn't help it, so he took out a tin staff with nine rings and said, "This is my Buddhist magic weapon. If you win, the old monk will give you this tin staff. What do you think?"

Wukong waved his hand and said, "I don't want it, I don't want it!"

The little monkey said, "I don't want to be a monk, what do I need a tin stick for? My Ruyi Golden Cudgel is quite good, I don't want to change my weapon!"

Tathagata said awkwardly, "I don't know..."

Wukong chuckled, "If I win, then the great monk will ask Jin Chan, the Buddha's son, to be my master at Biyou Academy, what do you think?"

Tathagata was startled, "Jin Chan? Go to Biyou Academy? But this Biyou Academy is not from the Taiyi Xuanmen..."

Wukong smiled and said, "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, there is a way that Buddhism and Taoism do not separate families. Ordinary people say that if three people walk together, there must be my teacher. Venerable Jin Chan has gone to the world for several lifetimes, and he must have a lot of experience and knowledge." , is what my school disciples need to learn!"

"The Great Monk only said yes or no!"