Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

The Seventh Princess rolled up her sleeves and squeezed a fist the size of a sandbag, "If one day I meet such a whimsical scholar, I must let them know what a fairy's fist is like!"

Seeing that the seventh princess was quite angry, Yang Chan smiled and said to her, "Why are you so serious, these are just words written by those poor scholars."

"The family is poor, there is no rice to cook, they are starving to death, and they can't marry a wife, so you are not allowed to daydream?"

Princess Seven rolled her eyes again!

Can being poor ruin a girl's reputation?

Yang Chan muttered and said, "At first these people were timid, and they only wrote about ladies from rich families and family members of gentry families who went out for a walk. The two met once, and the lady fell in love with him. Xiangpa or something, it became more and more powerful later on, and the status of the lady became more and more noble."

"From the daughter of an official to the princess all the way~"

"Now it's really written about the immortals. I see, if Fairy Chang'e hadn't been married once, they would have written it in the book if they couldn't help it!"

The Seventh Princess gritted her teeth, "Isn't there a book that was woken up by a big ear scraper when I was dreaming about these dog things?"

Yang Chan burst out laughing, "Hahaha, Seventh Brother, you are too irritable!"

Unexpectedly, several sisters turned around, "What are you talking about, it's so lively?"

Yang Chan quickly shoved the books in her hand onto the bookshelf, chuckled and whispered, "It's nothing, just gossiping with Seventh Brother."

While speaking, he also secretly poked the seventh princess with his elbow.

Yang Chan dared to pull the Seventh Princess to be naughty, but other sisters, especially the eldest sister, hahaha, it's better to be tighter.

In fact, the eldest princess heard their little mutterings clearly, took the notebook in Seventh Sister's hand and flipped through it, "The things written by these men naturally have to be spoken to men. If you don't like it, why not write it yourself?" Write?"

"You write by yourself, deal with the scholar as you want, and deal with the scholar, don't you look around? Your eyes are swollen, can you still glance around?"

"Doesn't it mean that the lady's casual look means that she likes him? Then tell him to watch his husband and wife live happily together, and he will be alone for the rest of his life, okay?"

"Don't you ask the fairy to come down to earth and make a promise with her body to buy him a family business and take care of the housework? Tell him to be struck by lightning after the idiot talks about his dream, is it okay?"

"At that time, we will also come to the mortal world to sell this kind of script, and let the daughters of the boudoir have a look, what will happen to those shameless daydreamers!"

Yang Chan was dumbfounded, "Also, can it still be like this?"

Princess Seven's eyes lit up, she gave a thumbs up and said, "You are the best!"

The other princesses also laughed, "It sounds funny, much more interesting than Xiaochan's story! Seventh, I'll leave this to you! Write it down~"

The Seventh Princess suddenly became depressed: She hates reading and writing the most!Tell her to make up stories and write books?

God!She thinks she can't do it!

Sisters pat each other on the shoulders, yes!Xiaoqi, sisters are optimistic about you!

Seven princesses want to cry without tears~

Yang Chan gave her an idea, "What are you afraid of? Let's pick up a few books about daydreams and go back, and do the opposite, isn't that all right? Write more about how happy the fairy life is in the sky, come to the mortal world What a joy to play!"

"Ghosts don't want to be his wife!"

"Just write it like this, it will be fine!"

The seventh princess was dying and said, "I think I have a problem"

have a big problem

Yang Chan didn't care about her, and picked out a lot of scripts on her own, and decided to read the fun before she decided to use it as a reference for the Seventh Princess!

Over there, after the eldest princess taught her sister, she went to pick some travel notes herself. They are in the sky, and they can’t come to the mortal world for a long time. What they see every day is the same scenery, and they are tired of seeing it. Read the travel notes and talk about it for comfort. .

The other princesses also picked out some books scatteredly, and put them at the counter for temporary posting, and helped the fifth princess to choose the color. After dawdling for a long time, no one came down from the second floor. The fifth princess was in high spirits, and said, "Just now The shopkeeper said that there are still good paints upstairs, shall we go and have a look?"

OK!

Come and take a look on the second floor, there is already a stack of boxes beside Patriarch Bodhi.

The little monkey and Nezha were picking paper, when they saw the girls coming up, they quickly waved, "There are beautiful papers here, and they are delicious, sisters, come and see them!"

When the shopkeeper heard the little monkey's name, the smile on his face didn't change a bit, but he was more careful in his words and deeds, and he didn't look at the girls, but Yang Jian nodded secretly.

He is indeed a very disciplined shopkeeper.

There are two kinds of the most expensive paper in this study, one kind is sprinkled with gold, called Suiyang, and the other is sprinkled with silver, called Suixue, expensive is expensive, but girls despise being too rich, so they don't like it.

However, there are several kinds of flower stick paper, which are dyed with various colors. Everyone fell in love with it when they saw it, and each took a knife.

The other Four Treasures of the Study also have styles that girls like. Bodhi asked them to choose them, put them all together, and pay for them by themselves.

The eldest princess sighed, "Although the city here is small, there are some good things, and I will ask them to come to the mortal world to buy one or two in the future."

Yang Jian said, "In fact, these skilled craftsmen are all among the people. It seems that many years ago, they still used pottery, but now they have started to use porcelain. We have been living for a long time, and our brains are frozen. What good things can we make!"

The forehead of the shopkeeper who served Bodhi Patriarch over there was sweating: These immortals, could it be possible that they are really real gods who can't live in seclusion?Oh my dear!The pottery is an antique hundreds of years ago!

The eldest princess knocked on him, "Erlang still said that you didn't see any good things for us!"

Yang Jian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Isn't it because I used to be afraid that my cousin would be disgusted with vulgarity? My brother knows this time, and I will definitely bring them with me in the future, okay?"

If he knew that spending a little gold and silver and buying some mundane things could make his cousins ​​happy, why would he have to stand up and be scolded every time!

After a search in the study, Patriarch Bodhi packed it in a storage bag, and finally paid the bill with gold cakes. Before leaving, he smiled at the dizzy shopkeeper and made a magic formula, which blurred his memory. Then continue shopping with the children.

Next to the study, there is a grocery store. The shopkeeper of that shop saw that the shopkeeper of the study sent Xianjun and his party out respectfully, and saw that the people walked away and went to another store, so he came over to inquire, "Hey, Lao Li, what is the origin of these immortals?"

The shopkeeper was in a trance, "I don't know"

The shopkeeper of the grocery store said, "I stayed in your store for a while, but I came out empty-handed. Could it be that I didn't buy anything?"

The shopkeeper glared, "Why didn't I buy it, I bought two gold cakes!"

The shopkeeper of the grocery store grinned, "Yo Yo Yo, you are panting when you say you are fat, Jinbingzi? You know what gold looks like!"

The shopkeeper snorted, "Why, you still want me to take it out for you to see? Good idea!"

After finishing speaking, I turned around and entered the house, wondering in my heart: Yes, where are the things the immortals bought?Where did it all go?Put it in everyone's sleeve?

Should I say it or not, the sleeves of that Taoist robe are indeed quite wide, and it looks like it can hold

However, golden pancakes! ! !

The shopkeeper came to the back room and greeted the young man, "Get the scissors quickly, let me see the quality of this gold cake!"

If it turns out to be fake, hurry up and chase after the person before he goes far!

But looking at the demeanor and dress of those immortals, he doesn't seem to be able to deceive people with fake gold

Well, who can tell?Let's cut it first!

Bodhi, who had left a little consciousness in the study, couldn't help laughing when he saw the shopkeeper struggling to cut the gold. After paying the bill, he turned the gold cake into gold leaves.

A thin layer of paper thickness, one or two sheets.

Easy to identify, easy to calculate.

I was so happy that all the shopkeepers laughed so hard that they saw their little tongues.

This afternoon, Nezha and Yang Jian's legs were sore and dizzy from walking, Patriarch Bodhi and the girls were still enjoying their stroll, and the little monkey was already drooling while sleeping on the master's shoulder.

Yang Jian was exhausted, mainly due to mental exhaustion, and begged, "Master Uncle, Cousin, we still have a day tomorrow, shall we go back today? Is that okay?"

Too tired, almost useless!Now he really wants to lie on the bed and straighten his back!

The third princess said, "I just heard from a passer-by that there is a pastry shop in front of it, which is famous in Aolai City. Although we can't eat it, we can go and see it to open our eyes. After seeing the last one, let's go ,OK?"

ahem

Nezha and Yang Jian just want to hug each other and cry, they really don't want to leave, they don't want to leave even a step!

But in the end, under the sandbag-sized fists of the princesses, the two senior brothers compromised, "Okay, then the last one"

At the entrance of the famous pastry shop in Aolai Country, Xianjun and his party stood outside drooling.

The jujube cake just made by his family is so delicious!

Sweet jujube aroma, and a little milky aroma!

Especially rushing into the nose recklessly!

Yang Jian's stomach growled loudly: Gululu!

The little monkey also hummed on the master's shoulder, "Have you eaten yet?"

Patriarch Bodhi quickly made a small restraint and wrapped up the little apprentice.

Nezha said hesitantly, "How about we buy two yuan and just have a taste?"

"After you finish eating, can you take some body purification pills?"

The girls stared at him brightly!

Yang Jian said, "It doesn't matter if we eat. After all, we have been mortals. I'm afraid that my cousins' stomachs won't be able to bear it. If they have abdominal pain, it will be bad."

The sixth princess whispered authentically, "Let's just take a small bite, it won't cause abdominal pain!"

Patriarch Bodhi has already walked over with the gold leaf, "Pack up all the cakes here, I'll buy them all!"

The people inside and outside the store were shocked!

The clerk held the clip for picking up pastries and stared blankly at Patriarch Bodhi, wondering if what he said was true or not.

But someone took it seriously.

The woman who brought her child to buy cakes felt tense, and in the next second, her bear cub was already rolling on the ground, "No, I want to eat Changbai cake!"

"Mom, you're looking for someone to frighten me again!"

"I don't care, I want to eat Changbai Cake, wow, I have improved in my studies, you promised me to buy Changbai Cake~"

The princesses, who had never seen a brat before, were amazed: This cub has such a long breath, he can cry and speak such a long sentence at the same time!

The woman glanced at Patriarch Bodhi guiltily, and said in embarrassment, "Immortal Elder, can you share two pieces of Changbai Cake with my family? You see, the child really wants to eat it."

Bodhi silently backed away a little, the woman smiled gratefully, made two random obeisances, quickly bought pastries, and walked away carrying the cub who was crying and laughing foolishly.

After the woman, a simple and honest farmer said cautiously, "Prince Immortal, I want to buy some pine nut candies for my daughter."

Patriarch Bodhi stepped aside again

Then there is the boy who wants to buy pastries for his grandmother, the little girl who buys pastries for the lady, and the man who buys sweets for his fiancée.

Nezha, Yang Jian and the girls stood obediently behind Patriarch Bodhi, waiting for the old man to make a round bag after everyone finished shopping.

After waiting for a full quarter of an hour, the little guy in the store came over tremblingly and said, "Xianchang, there are no customers now, do you still want to make a round?"

Ancestor Bodhi watched as the jujube cakes were sold out:

Just now I just said how good it is to buy jujube cakes!

He coughed and said, "Can you make another pot of jujube cake?"

Of course it can, the boy said happily, "It's steaming on the stove at the back, it'll be ready soon!"

From behind the old fairy, there was a uniform sound of breathing~

Patriarch Bodhi stroked his beard and said with a smile, "Pack all of these first, and when the jujube cake is out of the pan, I will also pack it!"

After all, he handed over a thick stack of gold leaves.

How could the buddy dare to pick it up, and said with a wry smile, "Sir, you don't need so many"

Patriarch Bodhi said, "The extra is a reward!"

It is said that it will be round, how can you not be a little more arrogant?

The buddy couldn't, so he went to the back and called the owner to collect the money.

The host is a woman, her hands are full of thin noodles, she has been busy in the back kitchen just now, she picked up the gold leaves on the tray, and greeted with a smile, "Today's reception is not good, if the fairy still wants to eat my pastries, you can come in advance Let me tell you, we've prepared it and left it alone, so you won't have to come and wait!"

Bodhi smiled and said, "I'm sorry!" The others didn't say anything.

This Aolai country is right next to Wukong's birthplace, and there may be a chance to come here in the future, but it's not sure how many years later, who can tell if this store will be there.

Before leaving, Bodhi said sincerely, "I wish you a long and lasting business!" I hope that when I come again, I can still smell the aroma of this jujube cake!

The owner smiled and said, "I would like to borrow your good words!"

After buying pastries, everyone felt more at ease, and the girls said, "Old Ancestor, let's go back? After shopping for half a day, even though we have Bichenjue, we still feel dirty!"

Patriarch Bodhi smiled and said, "You can't take it before you go to that messy place?"

The eldest princess smiled and said, "Step by step, step by step, we will not be able to bear it if we see too much at once!"

Bodhi was so amused that he laughed, and brought the children to a corner, took advantage of the turning, disappeared, and Zongyun left.

Seeing Xiao Xiaoxiao who was following them behind him was puzzled: Where is the person?

Little did he know that he had evil thoughts towards the saint, and he had already been backlashed by luck, and he was plagued by bad luck.

Patriarch Bodhi didn't bother to pay attention to these scheming ants, took the children back to Fei Pavilion, went in to clean them, and gathered together in front of the hall, staring at the big table of pastries and cakes in a daze.

The jujube cake was put in the sumeru ring just now, and it is still steaming hot now!

The children swallowed in unison, wanting to eat

The old ancestor Bodhi reached out and took a piece, "I'll taste it first to see if it's all good in color and fragrance. If you only smell the fragrance, then you don't need to eat it, lest you will have abdominal pain after eating it."

Seventh Princess sighed, and muttered in a low voice, "It may not necessarily cause abdominal pain."

Yang Chan looked at his brother, then at the ancestor, "Ancestor, I always eat in the mortal world, my stomach is recovering, I want to eat too!"

Patriarch Bodhi's mouth was already full, and he said, "Eat, eat!"

With a wave of his hand, "Erlang also eats, you are always in Guanjiangkou, don't you eat every mouthful?"

Not that.

Yang Jian coughed and said, "Occasionally, I go to the tavern in the capital to have a drink or two."

Zhenjun stretched out his slender and beautiful fingers towards the jujube cake!

Yang Chan quickly took a piece, broke off half and handed it to Princess Seven, "Sister Seven, try it! It's okay to eat less!"

The Seventh Princess took it, it was still a little hot in her hands, the jujube cake was dark red in color, it was closer, and the fragrance was stronger than before.

Seventh princess was stabbed in the waist.

The youngest sister obediently made an offering.

The seven princesses shared and ate it.

Nezha and Yang Jian looked a little pitiful: just half a piece of jujube cake, what about it?