my boyfriend is a god

When I finished telling Xiaobai about the events of the few days since kissing Qin Tianyao secretly, he sat beside the bed and laughed from ear to ear.Although the little black brother didn't smile, I also noticed the movement of him covering his mouth lightly.

Is it that funny?

Brother Xiaobai pretended to be calm, glanced at me and said, "I never thought my brother would be in love for the first time."

First love?

"Huh?" I wondered. "Not really, isn't it that gods can't be emotional? I just want to know what it feels like to kiss."

Brother Xiaobai approached me mysteriously again, and said, "If you want to kiss, you can find me." After Brother Xiaobai said this, Brother Xiaohei coughed in a serious manner beside him.

Brother Xiaobai hurriedly changed his words and pointed at the people beside him, "It's okay to find Brother Unrescue."

"By the way." I suddenly thought, "Brother Xiaobai, why don't you take me to the Marriage Realm and find Yuelao to check the marriage relationship between Qin Tianyao and Chu Yihan?"

"Don't, don't, don't, don't!" Brother Xiaobai refused again and again, "Even if it's a forbidden place in the heaven and the underworld, I can accompany you to break into it, so let's forget about the marriage."

Hearing about the marriage situation, Brother Xiaobai refused again and again in fright. In fact, the point is not the marriage situation, but the red thread lady under Yuelao in the marriage situation.Sister Hongxian is forthright, warm-hearted and kind, and what Xiaobai is most afraid of is that Sister Hongxian's forthrightness and enthusiasm for him is thousands of times more than others.

Brother Xiaobai hurriedly sat up and stood beside Brother Hei, clinging tightly to Brother Hei, and said, "Brother Wujiu and I still have work to do, so let's go first."

"It's not suitable for you to go to that matter." Brother Xiao Hei said coldly.

Brother Xiaobai winked at Brother Xiaohei and said, "Why is it inappropriate? Yuan Li is also my good friend. Talk to him carefully, and he will understand."

Yuan gravel?A very familiar name.By the way, the land god Yuanli.About 100 years ago, because of his negligence in government affairs, the people on this land suffered unprecedented disasters.At that time, blood flowed like rivers in the human world, the people were in dire straits, and everything was in a mess.Master has been using Yuanli as a negative teaching material to educate me.

"You can play with Xiao Yan." Little Hei's tone was always in the same tone, and he couldn't hear his emotions.

"No—save—brother—" Brother Xiaobai wanted to imitate my usual coquettish tactics.

Can't let him succeed!

I hugged Brother Xiaobai's waist and said, "Brother Xiaohei told you to accompany me to the marriage realm."

Brother Xiaobai stretched out and collapsed on the bed, crying, "You all bully me."

"It's up to you to decide whether to go to the Marriage Realm or not. In short, you can't go to Yuanli." After the little black brother finished speaking, he turned into a purple mist and disappeared.

"Hi!" I hate it, but you are convincing Brother Xiaobai to marry me.

snort!

I also spread out on the bed sullenly, playing with the little white brother.

Brother Xiaobai turned over and pressed on me, looking directly at me.

"Why?" I saw Brother Xiaobai had a smirk on his face.

He didn't speak, just kissed my lips directly, and then asked: "Do you feel it?"

I puffed out my mouth and said, "No."

"Oh." As if he had discovered some secret, he straightened up and looked at me thoughtfully: "It seems that you really have a crush on Qin Tianyao, kid."

"That's impossible!" I said, "It is impossible for a god to have a good impression of an ignorant human being. Besides, I am a man, and he is also a man."

"Then tell me, if the one who kissed you just now was not me but Qin Tianyao, would you still be so calm?"

If it wasn't Brother Xiaobai, it would be Qin Tianyao.I imagined, Qin Tianyao leaned on me, slowly lowered his head and kissed my lips...I couldn't breathe...and...strange, why even...

"Brother Xiaobai, get down! My leg hurts!" As soon as I stood up, Brother Xiaobai fell to the side.

"Hahahahaha, there is a reaction, right?"

Brother Xiaobai put his hand on my shoulder and said casually: "It's normal to have emotions, after all, I slept on the same bed for more than two months."

"What nonsense!" I opened Little Bai's hand. "This great immortal is Xiaoyan, who is the supreme God of the Kitchen God. Even if one day I have to find someone to marry, it must be a fairy with big breasts and brains in the heavens. What's more, the old man of the Heavenly Emperor has long banned First of all, gods are not allowed to marry and have children.”

Brother Xiaobai put his disgusting hand on my shoulder again, and said, "But you are a man, and Qin Tianyao is also a man, and you can't have children either."

"Oh, it's so annoying to talk to you!" Why is Xiaobai so annoying?For the first time in more than 1000 years of knowing him, I find Brother Xiaobai so annoying.

"Then I'm leaving." Brother Xiaobai walked to the window and squeezed out a stiff smile.

hateful!

"How can I get to the Marriage Realm after you're gone? I have no mana." Damn it!Damn it!I lowered my head, my mind was in a mess. "Actually, I'm very scared, so I really want to go to Marriage to confirm."

Seeing that I was depressed, Brother Xiaobai restrained his playful smile.

I said: "Before my master became the kitchen god, he also had a good marriage. Because he was full of misfortunes, he ascended to heaven and became a god, leaving his wife alone in the world. Sometimes when the master returns to his hometown after the canonization ceremony, his wife has passed away. Many years."

This is the deepest pain in Master's heart. No matter what kind of cynical image he makes in his daily life, no matter what kind of truth he pretends to be deep, he can't erase that regret and loss.Countless times I have seen Master lighting a cigarette in the cloud and meditating countless times, seeing Master weeping in front of the portrait of his dead wife in the attic of the Kitchen King Hall countless times, and seeing Master hesitate to speak when he reprimanded me countless times. Talking about the appearance of the mistress...

"So, these days, I'm feeling nervous and uneasy with Qin Tianyao Xiaolu, because I have never liked anyone before, and I don't understand the origin of this feeling. It is the same as my relationship with Master, you, and Xiao Hei Brother, it’s different for all of you. At the same time, I was thinking, if I really like Qin Tianyao, I don’t know what to do... I will wait for my mana to recover, become a girl and marry him, and then Watching him grow old and die, I wish him and Chu Yihan a happy ending."

As I was talking, I didn't know if I felt wronged or helpless, but my tears couldn't stop flowing out.

Brother Xiaobai hugged my head to his chest, and said softly, "It's okay, I'll take you to the Marriage Realm. If Qin Tianyao's marriage changes, you can go back to the Heaven Realm, and don't care about the fate of the teacher. You will forget about him after a while. If Qin Tianyao and his girlfriend will be together, it means that your feelings for Qin Tianyao may be like family affection. If you want to take care of his mood or worship him, then You will be able to complete the mission of the Kitchen God without hesitation. You want to go to the Marriage Realm, isn't that what you think too?"

I nodded with tears in my eyes, and then accused Brother Xiaobai: "What are you talking about making fun of me at the beginning of love, I'm afraid. What if I really like him?"

"Who knew you couldn't take a joke so much." Brother Xiaobai couldn't help sighing, and said, "The incident with Yuanli is almost the same. Let me tell you, gods must never be with people, even if they want to fall in love, I also have to find a god. Otherwise, it will cause trouble to the people around me, and my trouble will come. Fortunately, brother Wujiu and Yuanli don't have a deep friendship, so it's better for him to deal with that matter alone."

"What is it?"

Brother Xiaobai smiled slightly, stroked my hair and said, "It's not a big deal, let's go, go to Marriage Realm."

Smelling the fragrance of peach blossoms from a distance, the place where the red silk dances and the fairy music flutters is the place of marriage.

Brother Xiaobai didn't fly very fast with me in his arms, he kept frowning, thinking whether he should run for his life when he saw sister Hongxian, but if he leaves now and throws me away, I will definitely be thrown into a puddle of flesh .

I once heard a fairy in the Moon Palace croon an extremely sad sentence: "I don't know the origin of love, but it goes deeper and deeper. Those who live can die, and those who die can live. Those who live can't be with death, and those who die can't be resurrected. It’s not the end of love. Why is the love in a dream untrue? Are there so few people in dreams in the world? Marriage must be based on recommending pillows, and those who are waiting to be crowned and kept secret are all theories.”

Love is a thing, except for my family and friends to Master, Brother Xiaobai, Brother Xiaohei, brothers, and many fairies, I will not have any other emotions for anyone.What's more, Qin Tianyao is arrogant and has a bad attitude towards me. He is just a mere human being, and his life span is only a few decades.

After all - I am Xiaoyan, a noble fairy boy under the throne of the Kitchen God, a fairy boy who will ascend to the throne of God one day.

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