Transmigration snake essence disease boss [system]

in front of you.

Pull the vision to a future bandit - four bandits dressed not much better than him suddenly appeared in front of him, holding a sickle for cutting thatch, and shouting pretentiously.

This is unscientific and we can ignore it.

"Boy, you have fallen into our hands today!" the bandit shouted.If you look closely, you will find that the bandit's mouth is crooked, which makes his supposedly domineering enunciation blurred, and it sounds like a goat bleating.

Moreover, listening to the meaning of this sentence, have they known each other before?Comrade Wang seriously considered the possibility of a bandit and a mentally handicapped child getting acquainted.

"Hurry up and put down your weapon, hand over your valuables, and spare your life!" Bandit Two shouted, waving the blunt sickle in his hand.He waved it around, and the tip of the dagger fell to the ground with a "bang".

"..." Wang Zhizhou looked at their backward equipment in shock.

"This road is opened by me... this... this mountain is bought by me... if you want to... cross this road, save, stay and buy money." Bandit San, the tallest among the four, stammered for a while, Grabbing his head and twisting in embarrassment, "Did I recite it wrong?"

Standing at the front, that is, the fourth bandit, he didn't shout at Wang Zhizhou, and turned around angrily to teach a few good-for-nothing younger brothers.

"..." The IQ of this group of losers must have been eaten by dogs, right?

God!Why do things like this come true! !Wang Zhizhou stared at his toes and thought sadly.

【Ding!Dear host, hello, congratulations on getting the side mission: [I am a great bandit]

Task requirements: Regardless of method or time, become the biggest local bandit within a hundred miles and enjoy the treatment of local tyrants.

Completion rewards: experience +100, gold coins +1, open the system to set up first-level equipment.

Special reward (random): Get approval from internal 032.

In particular, the special rewards of side missions are very likely to drop, I wish the host a happy game!

The next task is being buffered, please wait patiently. 】

... Such a generous reward, people really can't bear to refuse... Wang Zhizhou was dazzled by the desire for profit, thinking about it, and kept thinking about the glory after becoming the king of bandits.

"Thank you to our village lord, Wang Zhizhou, without you, we would not be able to dominate the bandit world today..."

stop!What is there to be proud of being a bandit leader?Wang Zhizhou woke up, staring at his dirty toes, where a flesh-colored point was exposed, lined up with other toes, forming a landscape of its own.

"Are you the only bandit here?" Wang Zhizhou asked, he really couldn't see the future of such a stupid bandit.

"Of course! Heh heh heh, the kid is so stupid! Come on with me!" the bandit who shouted dryly said, obviously not the first time he said this, "If you dare to say something No words, I'll just..."

"Brother, please let me follow you." Wang Zhizhou said kindly, the opportunity should not be missed, and his wisdom can be highlighted with the help of a group of funny comparisons!

"..." Bandit One, he tilted his mouth and scratched his cheeks, his mouth moved.

"..." Bandit Two, with a mournful face, moved his mouth.

The Bandit Three still couldn't figure out the situation, so he said carelessly, "Boss, we're almost out of control, and we're still recruiting..."

"..." Comrade Wang, the future fifth bandit, moved his mouth.

Bandit Four had an offended expression on his face, and shouted: "What do you know! There are many people and strength is great! Today we will definitely have a full meal!"

This place is so remote, brother, where does your confidence come from?Wang Zhizhou looked down at his toes.He suddenly felt that this plot was a bit familiar. It seemed that there was a bandit plot in "Beacon Awakening"?Since he watched a bit later, he almost forgot the beginning of the plot.

[Hello, this is Internal 032, and I am analyzing the plot for you... The analysis is complete.

Dear host, the plot is currently under development: Apprenticeship ([-])

Main character: Jiang Zifeng (the protagonist of Jiezi Time and Space. Determined to survive), will conduct trials in the Luohe Mountains, on the way to find his teammates.

Host Status: Located in the middle of Luohe Mountains.Has become a member of the Bandit.Waiting to be beaten by the protagonist.

Remedy: There is a 1/3 chance of getting a "full meal", my dear, the opportunity is only for those who are prepared. 】Wang Zhizhou after listening: "..."

It turns out that these bandits with weak IQs are used to add experience to the protagonist, and they can finally say "I know it".

But it seems that he is also a member of the bandits... God!Wang Zhizhou lamented in his heart.

The scene returns to the present, after the bandit boss vowed to "have a good meal".

The bandit three who is still confused about the situation: "Boss, you have said this sentence many times."

"..." Bandit Four finally became angry from embarrassment, and roared, "Young son, you will die if you don't dismantle Lao Tzu's platform!!!"

The "bad grandson" scratched the head of his chicken coop and shut up.

The second bandit seemed to be quite clever, and he strode towards Wang Zhizhou's side: "Boss, it's useless to talk too much, let's take this little brother to see our cottage, maybe the village owner will reward us with a good meal."

Zhaizhu?Wang Zhizhou's eyebrows trembled.

The bandit rolled his eyes and nodded: "Well, that makes sense." After speaking, he put away his sickle and was the first to rush back.

"What are you waiting for, go back to the village soon!" Bandit [-] pushed Wang Zhizhou and waved his hand, several people jumped up and down like monkeys.

After walking for a while, Bandit Four suddenly patted Bandit One on the shoulder walking in front of him: "Take it easy, there are many monsters in the Luohe Mountains, if you 'ahhh', you will die!"

After speaking, he ran ahead of Bandit One.

Bandit One, who is said to be moving a lot: "..."

Wang Zhizhou who accidentally saw this scene: "..."

With such a group of monkeys to send his younger brothers, Wang Zhizhou couldn't imagine how bad that "Village Master" must be. His eyes probably grew on his buttocks, otherwise he couldn't be so blind.

[Here is internal 032.

I can't keep my head down.

Seeing this group of funny comparisons, I deeply feel the great responsibility on my body.

I want to save this group of idiots.

——↑It is used to relax the host, and the host should not be nervous.hehe. 】

Wang Zhizhou, who was confused by the system: "..."

The frequency of 032 is too high, and now they come out to relieve their emotions, and the treatment is too good. Comrade Wang said that he would be scared to pee.

So, he was about to change from a brain supplement to a bandit to a real bandit.

May all your wishes come true.hehe.

"Master, what do you think is there in this area?" The boy in the blue shirt asked the middle-aged man driving the carriage beside him, shaking his feet.

The driver looked at him with eyes that were more white than eyeballs, inexplicably rolling his eyes, and he said contemptuously, "Everything else is the same, except that there are more bandits."

"Oh." Jiang Zifeng looked boredly at the forests on both sides of the official road, and asked again, "Wouldn't there be any monsters sneaking through it like this?"

The driver's eyes seemed to be more white: "This road has the mist magic of the great magician Ai Shilin and the mountain-suppressing talisman personally refined by the monk Nascent Soul, those beasts dare not come."

"Oh." Jiang Zifeng looked at the forest again, and asked suddenly, "Master, can that person pass through the official road?"

The driver was annoyed by his idiot question, turned his head and shouted: "Isn't this road just for people to walk!"

"Stop the car for me! Please don't die!"

The two voices collided like thunder, and the scene became tense.

The driving master exhausted his courage and shouted out a group of bandits.So he reined in the horse and stopped the car obediently.

The bandits looked up at the two people sitting in the carriage, and felt that this posture was not suitable for him to rob, so the leader of the bandits waved the machete in his hand and shouted: "Get down! Come down!"

Jiang Zifeng glanced at his saber, then slowly got off his horse.

The bandit leader relied on his own tall horse and a big knife across the driver's neck, and said condescendingly: "Hand over the valuables!"

"Master, Master Mingjian, the younger one is just a coachman and has nothing of value..." The middle-aged man squinted at the rusty sword, and was so frightened that he tremblingly took out the money in his pocket , there are enough two silver coins, he said almost in tears, "That's all, sir, I have something to discuss, I have something to discuss! Please be merciful under the knife!!"

"Bah! I don't know how many times I have encountered such a bastard grandpa like you! You must have made a lot of black-hearted money! Believe in your grandpa's name and write it upside down!" ,Search!"

Hearing his words, two burly men stepped forward, stripped the middle-aged man down to a layer of skin, and found several bank notes.

Based on the principle of taking more and not missing out, the bandit leader said again: "Put away the clothes for me too, it's confiscated!"

The two younger brothers immediately stuffed the middle-aged man's clothes into the package they were carrying.

The middle-aged people were crying, and those who cried and cried were more sad than a family member who died.

"Look, this is a real man, you are so weak." The bandit surnamed Wang was lying in a pile of bushes by the side of the road. He had already seen how powerful these bandits were, and felt that he could meet these bandits back then. The funny comparison of one in a million, is it really the system that is causing trouble?

But so far he hasn't seen the bandit village master with "eyes on his ass", otherwise he could start thinking about usurping the throne.

However, judging by the style of these domineering real men, he is estimated to be completely defeated.

[This is Internal 032, looking for a way to complete side missions for you.

1. The best way: practice fire magic in depth, success is only a matter of time.

2. Ordinary method: go deep inside, wait for opportunities to act, and convince people with virtue.

3. Inferior methods: ...the host has no way to find death internally ╮(╯_╰)╭.

1 minute on stage and [-] years off stage, please host to practice patiently.

Small ps: The village master is a seventh-level gold magician, it is not recommended to start fighting directly, it is best to establish a good relationship with him. ] "..."

...a seventh-level magician.The ability to destroy a city is more than enough.

"..." This is the lonely Wang Zhizhou.

Although the seventh-level magician is as common as a dog in the later stage of "Awakening Beacon", the protagonist can hit the ground with just one move, and he can't even compare with the villain who has reached the perverted level, but you can Do you expect a pure passerby to be as lucky as the protagonist?

There is also a seventh-level gold magician in "Awakening Beacon", but he was cannon fodder by a beauty before a million words.

Is it too late to run now?Will you die if you fail the mission?Wang Zhizhou swallowed with some difficulty, and the constantly changing expressions made the group of funny guys around him who were as nervous as telephone poles couldn't help but look sideways.

At this time, several bandits searched the clothes of the boy in blue cloth, and the boy smiled without any shyness, "Do the captives take care of their food?"

"..." Yes, that's it!Exactly the same as the original!Wang Zhizhou was terrified but also a little pleasantly surprised. He felt the excitement of literally turning everything into a real scene, which was more substantial than the introductions the system told him.

However, his expression quickly cooled down.I am a passerby with a high mortality rate—and according to the protagonist's law, the protagonist will definitely encounter difficult things when he comes to this kind of place.

After that, you understand.

At this time, Wang Zhizhou smelled a strange fragrance, so strong that he couldn't tell whether it was a fragrance or a smell.

He turned his head to ask the Doubi bandit beside him, and found that these pig teammates were already lying on the ground.