Li Chi felt that his head was groggy, and there seemed to be a long-sleeping monster hidden in his body, slowly waking up... Open those ferocious eyes...
His five senses became clearer, and every movement and stillness around him was within the control of his consciousness.
Then he felt a hand reach out to him above his head.
Impatiently, he stretched out his hand and slapped it away, his expression suddenly turned cold.
"Do not touch me!"
Stupid master: "..." He thought to himself that his little servant is really heartless, and he will not want him after he is used up, just touch it.But even so, he couldn't help following Li Chi with his eyes full of fascination. Such a little servant made him very excited.
He is about to meet the completely demonized little servant.
The man couldn't help thinking, what a fascinating sight it would be if the blood of the eight races in the servant's body was fully awakened.
Li Chi shook his head violently, his head was swollen uncomfortably, he felt that he was really drunk, and had no idea that he was being demonized.
On the opposite side, Young Master Ye has already shown his weapon. Young Master Ye is holding an X-particle laser gun in his hand. The other two students are unarmed, but both of them look quite strong, with muscles under their school uniforms high and high.
Ye Shao stood there motionless, while the other two raised their fists and threw them at Li Chi.
Ye Shao chuckled disdainfully, "They are all the best top students in the martial arts department this year, so just obediently wait to be beaten if they know each other."
Li Chi stood still, with abnormal blushes on both sides of his cheeks, he snorted coldly: "Hmph, I don't know where the cannon fodder came from, why are you talking so much nonsense, just start the fight, and usually say something before the fight The villains who talked a lot of nonsense are all cannon fodder, you... hiccup... it's you, cannon fodder, go home, wash up and sleep, Mama tells you to go back to eat." After finishing speaking, he hiccupped contentedly.
When he realized what he was talking about, he froze for a moment, wait what I was talking about, why did he say all the complaints in his heart, stupid master, you must have heard it!It also prevents people from pretending to be good!
"Hmph! Stupid master, did you hear it! You must have heard it! If you hear it, you have to pretend not to hear it, you know?"
Li Chi: "..." I almost want to cry!Why Mao said it again, I can't control my mouth at all, the key is!He also said the words "stupid master", and he was dead.
Young Master Ye: "..."
Cannon fodder duo: "..."
Stupid master: "..."
The man couldn't help laughing, the corners of his mouth twitched, it's true that the demons are very cheap, but his little servant... what is this?Is this making fun of you? Even the mouth is so cute... I just want someone to hold her in my arms and rub her.
Just... stupid master?Um?It turns out that in the eyes of his little servant, he has always been... a stupid master...
The man couldn't help but think about it, is there something wrong with the demon gene used when making the little servant's body, and the provider of the demon gene is simply a fool who likes to complain?Otherwise, why just complain and not fight?What about the violent madman...
"Ah Choo!" The demon king Jiaxia, who was sitting at his desk dealing with government affairs, couldn't help but sneezed, and was stunned for a moment, who was thinking of me?
I remember that the last time I sneezed was more than ten years ago. After that sneeze, he was attacked by that pervert Bi Xiao, and one of his eyeballs was also taken away.
Jia Xia's serious face suddenly became more serious, and said seriously: "Come here."
The attendant on one side: "May I ask what you need?"
"Do you know where Bi Xiao is now?"
"According to the protoss' spies report, Your Excellency Bi Xiao has been in seclusion for ten years, and he has not yet left."
Jiaxia nodded, "Help me prepare, I'm going to the human race's territory for vacation." No way, although his subordinates said that Bi Xiao had been in seclusion for ten years and hadn't left the seclusion, he was still worried. Who told him to sneeze, just Go out and hide for a while.
In front of Li Chi, the faces of the two guys from the martial arts department were a little distorted at the moment, and Young Master Ye blushed even more.
Cannon, cannon fodder?
I called him a fool before, but now I call him cannon fodder.
Ye Shao jumped up angrily, and yelled at the cannon fodder duo who were stunned there, oh no, it was the students from the martial arts department: "Hit, go up and hit me! Why are you talking so much nonsense!"
It doesn't matter who the stupid master Li Chi mentioned later is, at this moment, he just wants to give Li Chi a good beating.
Two people: "..." We didn't say a word, okay!From the beginning to the end, you are the only one talking, Young Master Ye!
Li Chi felt that someone was coming towards him, so he was ready to avoid it immediately.But... my feet don't listen to me, I can't move...
"I really want to cry! I can't move my feet because of the stupid master!"
Man: "..." This is the second time he has been called a stupid master, but seeing Li Chi's cute and silly appearance, the man snorted softly, forget it, and don't bother with him for the time being.
The man didn't answer, but in fact he didn't need to answer at all, he couldn't move?What a joke, although the little servant became stupid and stupid after drinking, the demon blood in his body is real. Before the little servant realized it, the little servant's body had moved at high speed several times, but The little servant didn't realize it himself, he thought he was standing still...
It's just so stupid...
Before the two of them rushed to Li Chi, they felt a chill on their bodies, and then...the clothes they were wearing suddenly tore apart, turning into rags and falling to the ground. The man quickly reached out to cover his lower body.
Young Master Ye was also taken aback for a moment, and then he reached out to cover his lower body with his hands, and the clothes on his body were inexplicably ripped open, completely revealing his vain figure.
Li Chi glanced at him, a little confused, but still sneered and said: "Tsk, this figure is really unattractive, she looks so ugly, her skin is so rough and dark, her body hair is so thick and long, it's densely packed. , No, I have a mass phobia, are you the reincarnation of a monkey, stay away from me." The tone was very contemptuous.
After speaking, he took a few steps back in disgust.
Seeing this, the man's heart was almost melted by the little servant, how could he be so cute.
But his little servant stared at other men's bodies for so long, he was still very upset, and said in a bad tone: "Don't stare at other men anymore, it's so ugly, what's so good about it."
Li Chi wanted to make a deal and follow his stupid master's wishes, but...
"Hmph, a stupid master is a stupid master. You are so arrogant, and you have to let me stroke your fur every time. Do you think you are a cat? Do you know that you are so arrogant?"
Li Chi: "..." Stupid master, I was wrong!kneel!
Stupid master: "..."
"And you guys, why don't you get out, don't you think it's embarrassing to stand here naked? Don't you think you want to beat me? Naked?! Oh no! Don't! I'm nothing special hobby!" Li Chi said exaggeratedly with an aria, and then took a few steps back with a look of disgust.
"hiss--"
"Damn it, why do my eyes hurt so much?" Li Chi suddenly covered his eyes, because he suddenly mutated into a demon after drinking, not only the pupil color of Li Chi's eyes changed, but even the shape of his eyes changed from cute The big eyes turned into beautiful peach blossom eyes, and the color contact lenses worn in the eyes also looked a little big.
Li Chi covered his eyes and looked at them, "What are you looking at, get out of here."
To be honest, this image is indeed a bit embarrassing now, Young Master Ye doesn't care to teach Li Chi a lesson, he should find a daily necessities store to buy some clothes to wear, he doesn't want to run naked all the way to school.
Ye Shao glared viciously, and then left on his own without calling the two first-year thugs he recruited.
So embarrassing.
After Young Master Ye left, the two first-year students also covered their private parts and left in embarrassment.
It was a pity that Li Chi didn't beat up the three of them to the stupid master, and secretly thought that he would secretly help the little servant to teach the three of them a lesson.The demons have always been fighting madmen, ferocious and violent, except for the demon king Gaxia, who has no interest in fighting such a reckless thing. I don’t know if it’s a genetic problem, so that his little servant also inherited it. Don't fight this.
Li Chi took off his colored contact lenses in a daze, and muttered by the way: "Tsk, yes, forget about the stupid master, you guys don't allow me to talk to others, but I said so much to those three idiots just now, stupid master, you You won't hit me when you go back, I tell you that it's not good for you..."
Li Chi was dizzy when he said this, but in fact, he was completely out of state, and he didn't even have much consciousness left, and he even forgot to complain in his heart... Li Chi was dizzy before he finished speaking fainted.
Before he fainted, he felt a strong arm catch him and pulled him into his arms, and he rubbed him very comfortably, huh?It can't be his stupid master who is so warm and comfortable.
The man laughed. In the white light, a man was wearing a snow-white robe with light golden complex patterns on it. The man's hair was also a warm light golden color, and his waist-length light golden hair was tied loosely with a ribbon. , the whole person looks lazy, but shining brightly, just like the warm sun in winter.
The man bent down to pick up his little servant, and then disappeared in the blink of an eye, and the alley returned to its usual silence, as if no one had ever been there.
It was late at night when he woke up again, hunger came up with the cold, Li Chi opened his eyes, touched his stomach, and his stomach was rumbling in protest.
This is a completely unfamiliar room, the room is furnished in the style of European aristocrats, this is definitely not a dormitory.
After realizing what he had done before he passed out, Li Chi could not wait to hit the wall right now!
Damn it, the guy who complained about his stupid master in broad daylight must not be him!right!It's definitely not him!The former owner of this body must have awakened!definitely is!
The first thing Li Chi did when he woke up was to apologize to his stupid master, and by the way, argued that the guy at noon was definitely not him.
"Stupid master..." Li Chi said, he wanted to strangle himself to death as soon as he opened his mouth. Usually, the stupid master is used to complaining, so he forgot to change his words, and he wanted to die.
"Yeah." The man snorted in the dark, his voice was still so low and sexy, and he was fascinated.
Li Chi was shocked!He called him such a stupid master, how could his stupid master still answer?Not angry?
But the next moment the man broke his fantasy, "Don't think that the matter at noon is just forgot."
Fuck you know! "I made the wrong master!" Li Chi almost wanted to cry, and quickly apologized to his stupid master.
"Huh? What's wrong?" The man's voice sounded a little lazy, which reminded Li Chi of an animal, a cat...
Li Chi quickly suppressed this thought, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, his stupid master is like a leopard, tiger, or lion even if he is a cat.
"I shouldn't call you stupid master."
"and then?"
"You are the master."
"Hmm..." The man responded indifferently, completely confusing Li Chi's mind.
In fact, the man was not that angry, because the little servant at that time was really cute. The man's heart had already been bought by the cute little servant, so there was no need to be angry.
"Aren't you angry?" Li Chi asked suddenly.
"What do you think?" the man asked back.
Of course he was angry, but forget it, let's not bother with his cute little servant.
Although Li Chi committed suicide, the man didn't reprimand him. Seeing the little servant's face turned pale with cold, the man stepped forward and touched his face, his hands were cold, the man frowned, and covered his cheeks with his hands Kneaded.
"Idiot, I don't know what to say, go back to the quilt and lie down."
Hearing that the stupid master didn't mean to blame him, Li Chi relaxed a little, retracted into the quilt and lay down.
The man stretched out his hands to rub his face. Although he remained hidden as always, Li Chi's heart was still warm. He suddenly felt that the stupid master is actually a very good person, at least he loves his servants very much.
Suddenly, the more he looked at him, the more he felt that his stupid master was pleasing to the eye. Li Chi lifted the quilt on the side, moved to the side, patted the bed, and asked, "Is it cold, do you want to come up and sleep with me?"
In fact, Li Chi had no other intentions, the temperature was low at night, and he was afraid that his stupid master would also be cold, so he came up with this thought.
However, after hearing the little servant's words, the man's expression changed a little. Is his little servant... seducing him?
He turned his head away from looking at him awkwardly, and snorted softly: "Sleep with you, I'm not interested in you." No wonder!Are you interested?He especially wanted to rush over to hug the little servant in his arms. Thinking of the scene of the little servant lying in his arms at noon, the man felt as if something was screaming deep inside his body.
It was a monster called desire.
Hearing this, Li Chi didn't care about him anymore, he was such a stupid master, he shouldn't catch a cold.
Thinking of what happened at noon, Li Chi was very puzzled, but he didn't think too much about it, he just thought he was drunk, and secretly made up his mind that he would never be forced to drink again in the future.It's a bad thing to get drunk after just one drink. He complained about his stupid master like that. Thinking about it, he scared me to death. Fortunately, his stupid master didn't seem particularly angry.
"By the way, where is this?" Li Chi asked.
"Hotel."
"Why don't you send me back to school."
"The school is not safe, it is easy to be found." The man explained, in fact, he is not willing to let his little servant stay in a dangerous place like the school, all because of the former soul of this body, the former guy is going to die Those who want to live have to go to school, and those who are stubborn want to die.
"If you don't like the school, you don't have to go in the future." The man said, thinking about how those guys in the school bullied his little servant, the man began to feel unhappy. It's okay if you don't go to a place like school. The knowledge in the servant's head is enough for him to use, and going to school is simply superfluous.
"Well, it's okay, let's go."
The reason is the same as before, the school has materials that he can use for free.
After what happened at noon, the transaction with the material shop owner was delayed again.Li Chi huddled under the blanket and quietly logged into the cyberspace.
As soon as I boarded it, the mail from the owner of the material shop lit up.
Boss: What's going on?
Li Chihui: Sorry, something happened at noon.
The owner of the material shop waited for a long time on the Internet, and finally waited for a broken elf to go online. The boss almost wanted to cry. He felt that this guy must have done it on purpose, and he didn't want to sell the materials to him.
At this point the boss was a little helpless.
It's okay to say the first time, maybe something really happened, the second time... will it really be a coincidence?Something happened two days in a row.
The boss replied: Come to the store for an interview.
The boss already felt in his heart that Li Chi didn't want to sell it to him, but he really wanted the A-grade part, thinking that even if the price was increased, he would still get that part.
In fact, Li Chi was also worried, wondering if the boss would still accept his parts.
After Li Chi received the boss's email, he immediately rushed to the boss's virtual store. The boss was sitting in front of the counter, and when he saw Li Chi coming, he hurried up to meet him.
"Your Excellency, please come inside."
Li Chi didn't talk to him, the stupid master said that he was not allowed to talk to others, and because of what happened at noon, although the stupid master didn't seem to be angry, it just seemed that he didn't want to offend his stupid master anymore ...Maybe the stupid master is also surfing the Internet now, quietly hiding around him and watching him.
Seeing that Li Chi didn't speak, with a cold expression on his face, the boss felt even more uneasy. Could it be that he really didn't want to sell it?
Li Chi sat on the sofa beside him, staring blankly at the boss, waiting for the boss to speak.
The boss's back was numb from his stare, and he asked tentatively, "Are you still selling this part?"
Li Chi nodded coldly, making a noble and glamorous comparison.
"The price?" The boss asked tentatively.
Li Chi didn't speak, just stared at him.
The boss felt guilty when Li Chi saw it, "Well, please sell this part to me, and I can increase the price!"
The boss gritted his teeth and said.
A-level parts are really very precious in the empire, basically they have a price but no market, so there is no need to worry about not being able to sell them.
Li Chi was a little surprised when he heard it. He thought the boss would not buy it or just lower the price, but he never expected that the boss would increase the price!It was beyond expectation!What's wrong with this boss, was his head kicked by a donkey today?
Li Chi didn't realize at all that the reason the boss increased the price was because he was too noble and glamorous after entering the store, which made the boss wonder what he was thinking, and was afraid that he would suddenly stop selling.
It is of course good to increase the price, and he is very eager to sell at a higher price. He does not need anything now, but the most he lacks is money. Money can make ghosts turn mills, and money is extremely useful no matter which world it is in.
The boss stretched out two fingers and said, "Add another 13, and I will pay 13. [-] is really the limit I can pay." The boss said, with a distressed expression on his face.
Li Chi was silent, he said it was the limit every time, but he could increase the price every time, boss, you are bullying me for not reading enough, don't you.
Although Li Chi was dissatisfied with the boss, he didn't make things difficult for him anymore, he just nodded and you didn't say anything.
Seeing this, the boss said: "Then the deal?"
Li Chi nodded again.
"Noon tomorrow?" The boss asked tentatively.
Li Chi nodded.
The boss let out a long sigh of relief, felt relieved, and sent Li Chi all the way out of the shop.
From the beginning to the end, Li Chi had a noble and glamorous face, with a ruthless look.
Afterwards, Li Chi logged into Shenshe again. After logging in, he was horrified to find that his stupid master had already reached level 42!He didn't even call him for secretly leveling up!
Li Chi was depressed, he was only level 22 now, a full [-] levels behind the stupid master, so how could he fight monsters with the stupid master in the future.
Wait, why did I have to fight monsters with the stupid master? Tears streaming down my face!Don't think that the stupid master is kind and amiable just because he is not angry about the noon incident!
Li Chi almost wanted to cry, almost the first thing he thought of now was his stupid master.
Before doing those things, what he thought about was whether his stupid master would allow him to do it, whether he would be angry because of it or something.
Simply...
Li Chi's game mailbox and private chat are still as hot as usual, and he was harassed by other players as soon as he went online.
Li Chi ignored them, and directly used the teleportation array to teleport himself to the level 22 dungeon, only to be surprised to find that [a beautiful little elf] was also there.
Li Chi: "..." Absolutely don't talk to him, the stupid master will get angry.
However, he ignored Mu Xi, but Mu Xi was very curious about him.
Mu Xi is also level 1 at the moment. Seeing that the pervert who has been No.[-] on the list for a long time is not there, Mu Xi goes up to talk to Li Chi.
"Hi, remember me?"
Li Chi ignored him, nonsense, of course I remembered.
"Are you really the Protoss?" Mu Xi asked.He was so curious about this. Mu Xi felt a little ashamed when he thought of being frightened for a long time because of the word "Protoss" that day. Not all of them are the same as Bi Xiao.
Li Chi nodded decisively.
That's right, we are Protoss!
In fact, he doesn't know what race his stupid master is. Would he say that he is so curious about his stupid master?
"Is Bi Xiao okay? Is he still in the Protoss?" Mu Xi continued to ask. On the one hand, he was trying to get close to Li Chi, and on the other hand, he wanted to know some information about Bi Xiao's abnormality, so that he could have a place for Bi Xiao in the future. He can hide far away.
"?" Who is Bi Xiao?I don't know it at all!Li Chi calmly sent a private message to Mu Xi.
[Private Chat] Grass Mud Horse: Who is Bi Xiao?I don't know you, sorry, can you let me go, you are blocking my way, I want to enter the copy.
Mu Xi was very surprised when he saw this sentence. As a protoss, there are still people who don't know Bi Xiao!Is this guy really a protoss!
Seeing that Li Chi ignored him and instead typed and chatted privately with him, Mu Xi simply stopped talking to Li Chi and started typing privately as well.
[Private chat] A beautiful elf: You really don't know Bi Xiao?As a protoss, how could he not know Bi Xiao.
[Private Chat] Grass Mud Horse: I'm sorry, I really don't know, I don't know whether the Bi Xiao you mentioned is round or square, so can you let me go, I want to make a copy.
It's so annoying!Get out of the way quickly!I want to make a copy!Do you have the nerve to block the door of the dungeon?It's crazy!
[Private chat] A beautiful little elf: Bi Xiao is the young master of your protoss, you don't even know your young master, are you really from the protoss?
Mu Xi felt a little speechless. He felt that he might be deceived. In fact, these two people were not protoss at all. They just came out to play games under the banner of protoss. It was really stupid to be scared by the word protoss before.
Thinking about it this way, Mu Xi felt a little angry. It's not good to say which race you are, you have to say that you are a protoss!Even if you say you are a group of evil gentlemen of the dwarves, you are better than the gods!
He really... doesn't want to meet Bi Xiao anymore, no... he doesn't even want to hear Bi Xiao's name anymore.
[Private Chat] Grass Mud Horse: Oh, maybe it’s because I just came down from the mountain and don’t know much about the outside world. I’m really a protoss. Believe it or not, can you give me a break?
Don't let me start a massacre anymore!Fuck!It's really annoying to block at the door of the copy.
just downhill...
[Private chat] A beautiful little elf: Are you learning the magic of the protoss on the mountain?Are the protoss too poor to hire a dedicated teacher?
[Private Chat] Grass Mud Horse: ...can you get out of the way...
Li Chi typed these words with special force, gnashing his teeth at the little elf blocking the door of the dungeon.
Can we still have fun playing together? It's rare to encounter such a bad thing when you go online to brush this dungeon. I'm so irritable.
[Private chat] A beautiful elf: Don't you gods don't kill?You can feel sad for a long time if you step on an ant to death, but someone will come up to play a game. Killing people in the game is also killing people. Don’t you feel uncomfortable?
As soon as Mu Xi's words were sent, Li Chi became angry.
That's none of his business!He is not a protoss at all!
Without further ado, Li Chi directly started the massacre, too lazy to talk nonsense with that guy, damn, how many times did he say give way, did that guy choose to ignore it? !Don't think elves are easy to bully, he is a miscellaneous elf, so it's scary to say it!
As soon as Li Chi started the massacre, the game id names of Li Chi and Mu Xi all became popular names. This is the rhythm of the war.
[World] Grass mud horse is my idol: wow wow wow!The masters disagreed at the entrance of the dungeon, and directly started the massacre!Come and watch!
[World] The alpaca is my father: Damn, ask for the coordinates! ! !I'm coming now! ! !
[World] Grass mud horse is my idol: Level 22 dungeon entrance, come quickly!My idol is waiting for you! !
[World] He is my dish: Who will start a massacre with whom? ? ?
[World] Lan Yan: Grass mud horse and a beautiful elf!I'm right at the door of the copy!see!Both names are in red!It's time to start the war!
[World] Your uncle: Damn, the alpaca came up this morning and just made a fuss, now it's the turn of the grass mud horse!Such a comparison!Or a beautiful elf is better!No fuss, no messing up the game!
[World] My him: 1, the alpaca is simply a fortress!
[World] Gray and white tower: 2, grass mud horse is not bad!
[World] I love you my him: 3, a beautiful elf is also very powerful!
[World] Lan Yan: These two will start a massacre, guess who will win!These two have been tied on the major lists so far!I don't even believe that it wasn't my brother who killed me!
[World] Your uncle: I bet on grass mud horses!
[World] Grass mud horse is my idol: Of course I bet on my idol!
[World] Lan Yan: I also bet it's a grass mud horse!
[World] I'm not crazy: I bet on a beautiful elf!
……
It was only at this moment that Mu Xi, who was late to start the massacre, came to his senses: "..."
"Speak up, okay, I don't want to fight with you."
Say shit! !
[Private chat] Grass mud horse: Get out of the way, let me enter the dungeon, or kill me at the door.
[Private chat] A beautiful elf: I just want to chat with you...
[Private chat] Grass mud horse: I don't want to chat with you, I just want to enter the dungeon to spawn monsters.
[Private chat] A beautiful elf: Don't be like this...
[Private Chat] Grass Mud Horse: One last time, get out of the way!
[Private chat] A beautiful little elf: You are actually an elf, right? I really just want to chat with you for a while. Aren’t you curious why your shooting results are exactly the same as mine every time? Not curious at all?Even if they are all elves, they can't be exactly the same. This is really strange. Who are you?do you have familyHow many people are in your family?Are you biological?Or... are you an elf...
Li Chi, who was planning to draw his bow and go directly, was taken aback when he saw this sentence. How could he know?
Thinking of Mu Xi's previous list results, Li Chi frowned. Could it be that a beautiful elf is really an elf?
From the novice village dungeon to the level 22 dungeon, the top three honor shooters in each dungeon are fixed.
The first is Li Chi, his stupid master.
The second is Mu Xi and Li Chi, who have always been tied.
It is strange to say that even if two people are elves, it is impossible to get the same results every time. There is also a slight gap in archery qualifications among elves. Two elves with the same level of archery are logically equal Impossible to exist.
But Li Chi and a beautiful elf did it... It's unbelievable that the two of them have exactly the same level of archery.
His five senses became clearer, and every movement and stillness around him was within the control of his consciousness.
Then he felt a hand reach out to him above his head.
Impatiently, he stretched out his hand and slapped it away, his expression suddenly turned cold.
"Do not touch me!"
Stupid master: "..." He thought to himself that his little servant is really heartless, and he will not want him after he is used up, just touch it.But even so, he couldn't help following Li Chi with his eyes full of fascination. Such a little servant made him very excited.
He is about to meet the completely demonized little servant.
The man couldn't help thinking, what a fascinating sight it would be if the blood of the eight races in the servant's body was fully awakened.
Li Chi shook his head violently, his head was swollen uncomfortably, he felt that he was really drunk, and had no idea that he was being demonized.
On the opposite side, Young Master Ye has already shown his weapon. Young Master Ye is holding an X-particle laser gun in his hand. The other two students are unarmed, but both of them look quite strong, with muscles under their school uniforms high and high.
Ye Shao stood there motionless, while the other two raised their fists and threw them at Li Chi.
Ye Shao chuckled disdainfully, "They are all the best top students in the martial arts department this year, so just obediently wait to be beaten if they know each other."
Li Chi stood still, with abnormal blushes on both sides of his cheeks, he snorted coldly: "Hmph, I don't know where the cannon fodder came from, why are you talking so much nonsense, just start the fight, and usually say something before the fight The villains who talked a lot of nonsense are all cannon fodder, you... hiccup... it's you, cannon fodder, go home, wash up and sleep, Mama tells you to go back to eat." After finishing speaking, he hiccupped contentedly.
When he realized what he was talking about, he froze for a moment, wait what I was talking about, why did he say all the complaints in his heart, stupid master, you must have heard it!It also prevents people from pretending to be good!
"Hmph! Stupid master, did you hear it! You must have heard it! If you hear it, you have to pretend not to hear it, you know?"
Li Chi: "..." I almost want to cry!Why Mao said it again, I can't control my mouth at all, the key is!He also said the words "stupid master", and he was dead.
Young Master Ye: "..."
Cannon fodder duo: "..."
Stupid master: "..."
The man couldn't help laughing, the corners of his mouth twitched, it's true that the demons are very cheap, but his little servant... what is this?Is this making fun of you? Even the mouth is so cute... I just want someone to hold her in my arms and rub her.
Just... stupid master?Um?It turns out that in the eyes of his little servant, he has always been... a stupid master...
The man couldn't help but think about it, is there something wrong with the demon gene used when making the little servant's body, and the provider of the demon gene is simply a fool who likes to complain?Otherwise, why just complain and not fight?What about the violent madman...
"Ah Choo!" The demon king Jiaxia, who was sitting at his desk dealing with government affairs, couldn't help but sneezed, and was stunned for a moment, who was thinking of me?
I remember that the last time I sneezed was more than ten years ago. After that sneeze, he was attacked by that pervert Bi Xiao, and one of his eyeballs was also taken away.
Jia Xia's serious face suddenly became more serious, and said seriously: "Come here."
The attendant on one side: "May I ask what you need?"
"Do you know where Bi Xiao is now?"
"According to the protoss' spies report, Your Excellency Bi Xiao has been in seclusion for ten years, and he has not yet left."
Jiaxia nodded, "Help me prepare, I'm going to the human race's territory for vacation." No way, although his subordinates said that Bi Xiao had been in seclusion for ten years and hadn't left the seclusion, he was still worried. Who told him to sneeze, just Go out and hide for a while.
In front of Li Chi, the faces of the two guys from the martial arts department were a little distorted at the moment, and Young Master Ye blushed even more.
Cannon, cannon fodder?
I called him a fool before, but now I call him cannon fodder.
Ye Shao jumped up angrily, and yelled at the cannon fodder duo who were stunned there, oh no, it was the students from the martial arts department: "Hit, go up and hit me! Why are you talking so much nonsense!"
It doesn't matter who the stupid master Li Chi mentioned later is, at this moment, he just wants to give Li Chi a good beating.
Two people: "..." We didn't say a word, okay!From the beginning to the end, you are the only one talking, Young Master Ye!
Li Chi felt that someone was coming towards him, so he was ready to avoid it immediately.But... my feet don't listen to me, I can't move...
"I really want to cry! I can't move my feet because of the stupid master!"
Man: "..." This is the second time he has been called a stupid master, but seeing Li Chi's cute and silly appearance, the man snorted softly, forget it, and don't bother with him for the time being.
The man didn't answer, but in fact he didn't need to answer at all, he couldn't move?What a joke, although the little servant became stupid and stupid after drinking, the demon blood in his body is real. Before the little servant realized it, the little servant's body had moved at high speed several times, but The little servant didn't realize it himself, he thought he was standing still...
It's just so stupid...
Before the two of them rushed to Li Chi, they felt a chill on their bodies, and then...the clothes they were wearing suddenly tore apart, turning into rags and falling to the ground. The man quickly reached out to cover his lower body.
Young Master Ye was also taken aback for a moment, and then he reached out to cover his lower body with his hands, and the clothes on his body were inexplicably ripped open, completely revealing his vain figure.
Li Chi glanced at him, a little confused, but still sneered and said: "Tsk, this figure is really unattractive, she looks so ugly, her skin is so rough and dark, her body hair is so thick and long, it's densely packed. , No, I have a mass phobia, are you the reincarnation of a monkey, stay away from me." The tone was very contemptuous.
After speaking, he took a few steps back in disgust.
Seeing this, the man's heart was almost melted by the little servant, how could he be so cute.
But his little servant stared at other men's bodies for so long, he was still very upset, and said in a bad tone: "Don't stare at other men anymore, it's so ugly, what's so good about it."
Li Chi wanted to make a deal and follow his stupid master's wishes, but...
"Hmph, a stupid master is a stupid master. You are so arrogant, and you have to let me stroke your fur every time. Do you think you are a cat? Do you know that you are so arrogant?"
Li Chi: "..." Stupid master, I was wrong!kneel!
Stupid master: "..."
"And you guys, why don't you get out, don't you think it's embarrassing to stand here naked? Don't you think you want to beat me? Naked?! Oh no! Don't! I'm nothing special hobby!" Li Chi said exaggeratedly with an aria, and then took a few steps back with a look of disgust.
"hiss--"
"Damn it, why do my eyes hurt so much?" Li Chi suddenly covered his eyes, because he suddenly mutated into a demon after drinking, not only the pupil color of Li Chi's eyes changed, but even the shape of his eyes changed from cute The big eyes turned into beautiful peach blossom eyes, and the color contact lenses worn in the eyes also looked a little big.
Li Chi covered his eyes and looked at them, "What are you looking at, get out of here."
To be honest, this image is indeed a bit embarrassing now, Young Master Ye doesn't care to teach Li Chi a lesson, he should find a daily necessities store to buy some clothes to wear, he doesn't want to run naked all the way to school.
Ye Shao glared viciously, and then left on his own without calling the two first-year thugs he recruited.
So embarrassing.
After Young Master Ye left, the two first-year students also covered their private parts and left in embarrassment.
It was a pity that Li Chi didn't beat up the three of them to the stupid master, and secretly thought that he would secretly help the little servant to teach the three of them a lesson.The demons have always been fighting madmen, ferocious and violent, except for the demon king Gaxia, who has no interest in fighting such a reckless thing. I don’t know if it’s a genetic problem, so that his little servant also inherited it. Don't fight this.
Li Chi took off his colored contact lenses in a daze, and muttered by the way: "Tsk, yes, forget about the stupid master, you guys don't allow me to talk to others, but I said so much to those three idiots just now, stupid master, you You won't hit me when you go back, I tell you that it's not good for you..."
Li Chi was dizzy when he said this, but in fact, he was completely out of state, and he didn't even have much consciousness left, and he even forgot to complain in his heart... Li Chi was dizzy before he finished speaking fainted.
Before he fainted, he felt a strong arm catch him and pulled him into his arms, and he rubbed him very comfortably, huh?It can't be his stupid master who is so warm and comfortable.
The man laughed. In the white light, a man was wearing a snow-white robe with light golden complex patterns on it. The man's hair was also a warm light golden color, and his waist-length light golden hair was tied loosely with a ribbon. , the whole person looks lazy, but shining brightly, just like the warm sun in winter.
The man bent down to pick up his little servant, and then disappeared in the blink of an eye, and the alley returned to its usual silence, as if no one had ever been there.
It was late at night when he woke up again, hunger came up with the cold, Li Chi opened his eyes, touched his stomach, and his stomach was rumbling in protest.
This is a completely unfamiliar room, the room is furnished in the style of European aristocrats, this is definitely not a dormitory.
After realizing what he had done before he passed out, Li Chi could not wait to hit the wall right now!
Damn it, the guy who complained about his stupid master in broad daylight must not be him!right!It's definitely not him!The former owner of this body must have awakened!definitely is!
The first thing Li Chi did when he woke up was to apologize to his stupid master, and by the way, argued that the guy at noon was definitely not him.
"Stupid master..." Li Chi said, he wanted to strangle himself to death as soon as he opened his mouth. Usually, the stupid master is used to complaining, so he forgot to change his words, and he wanted to die.
"Yeah." The man snorted in the dark, his voice was still so low and sexy, and he was fascinated.
Li Chi was shocked!He called him such a stupid master, how could his stupid master still answer?Not angry?
But the next moment the man broke his fantasy, "Don't think that the matter at noon is just forgot."
Fuck you know! "I made the wrong master!" Li Chi almost wanted to cry, and quickly apologized to his stupid master.
"Huh? What's wrong?" The man's voice sounded a little lazy, which reminded Li Chi of an animal, a cat...
Li Chi quickly suppressed this thought, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, his stupid master is like a leopard, tiger, or lion even if he is a cat.
"I shouldn't call you stupid master."
"and then?"
"You are the master."
"Hmm..." The man responded indifferently, completely confusing Li Chi's mind.
In fact, the man was not that angry, because the little servant at that time was really cute. The man's heart had already been bought by the cute little servant, so there was no need to be angry.
"Aren't you angry?" Li Chi asked suddenly.
"What do you think?" the man asked back.
Of course he was angry, but forget it, let's not bother with his cute little servant.
Although Li Chi committed suicide, the man didn't reprimand him. Seeing the little servant's face turned pale with cold, the man stepped forward and touched his face, his hands were cold, the man frowned, and covered his cheeks with his hands Kneaded.
"Idiot, I don't know what to say, go back to the quilt and lie down."
Hearing that the stupid master didn't mean to blame him, Li Chi relaxed a little, retracted into the quilt and lay down.
The man stretched out his hands to rub his face. Although he remained hidden as always, Li Chi's heart was still warm. He suddenly felt that the stupid master is actually a very good person, at least he loves his servants very much.
Suddenly, the more he looked at him, the more he felt that his stupid master was pleasing to the eye. Li Chi lifted the quilt on the side, moved to the side, patted the bed, and asked, "Is it cold, do you want to come up and sleep with me?"
In fact, Li Chi had no other intentions, the temperature was low at night, and he was afraid that his stupid master would also be cold, so he came up with this thought.
However, after hearing the little servant's words, the man's expression changed a little. Is his little servant... seducing him?
He turned his head away from looking at him awkwardly, and snorted softly: "Sleep with you, I'm not interested in you." No wonder!Are you interested?He especially wanted to rush over to hug the little servant in his arms. Thinking of the scene of the little servant lying in his arms at noon, the man felt as if something was screaming deep inside his body.
It was a monster called desire.
Hearing this, Li Chi didn't care about him anymore, he was such a stupid master, he shouldn't catch a cold.
Thinking of what happened at noon, Li Chi was very puzzled, but he didn't think too much about it, he just thought he was drunk, and secretly made up his mind that he would never be forced to drink again in the future.It's a bad thing to get drunk after just one drink. He complained about his stupid master like that. Thinking about it, he scared me to death. Fortunately, his stupid master didn't seem particularly angry.
"By the way, where is this?" Li Chi asked.
"Hotel."
"Why don't you send me back to school."
"The school is not safe, it is easy to be found." The man explained, in fact, he is not willing to let his little servant stay in a dangerous place like the school, all because of the former soul of this body, the former guy is going to die Those who want to live have to go to school, and those who are stubborn want to die.
"If you don't like the school, you don't have to go in the future." The man said, thinking about how those guys in the school bullied his little servant, the man began to feel unhappy. It's okay if you don't go to a place like school. The knowledge in the servant's head is enough for him to use, and going to school is simply superfluous.
"Well, it's okay, let's go."
The reason is the same as before, the school has materials that he can use for free.
After what happened at noon, the transaction with the material shop owner was delayed again.Li Chi huddled under the blanket and quietly logged into the cyberspace.
As soon as I boarded it, the mail from the owner of the material shop lit up.
Boss: What's going on?
Li Chihui: Sorry, something happened at noon.
The owner of the material shop waited for a long time on the Internet, and finally waited for a broken elf to go online. The boss almost wanted to cry. He felt that this guy must have done it on purpose, and he didn't want to sell the materials to him.
At this point the boss was a little helpless.
It's okay to say the first time, maybe something really happened, the second time... will it really be a coincidence?Something happened two days in a row.
The boss replied: Come to the store for an interview.
The boss already felt in his heart that Li Chi didn't want to sell it to him, but he really wanted the A-grade part, thinking that even if the price was increased, he would still get that part.
In fact, Li Chi was also worried, wondering if the boss would still accept his parts.
After Li Chi received the boss's email, he immediately rushed to the boss's virtual store. The boss was sitting in front of the counter, and when he saw Li Chi coming, he hurried up to meet him.
"Your Excellency, please come inside."
Li Chi didn't talk to him, the stupid master said that he was not allowed to talk to others, and because of what happened at noon, although the stupid master didn't seem to be angry, it just seemed that he didn't want to offend his stupid master anymore ...Maybe the stupid master is also surfing the Internet now, quietly hiding around him and watching him.
Seeing that Li Chi didn't speak, with a cold expression on his face, the boss felt even more uneasy. Could it be that he really didn't want to sell it?
Li Chi sat on the sofa beside him, staring blankly at the boss, waiting for the boss to speak.
The boss's back was numb from his stare, and he asked tentatively, "Are you still selling this part?"
Li Chi nodded coldly, making a noble and glamorous comparison.
"The price?" The boss asked tentatively.
Li Chi didn't speak, just stared at him.
The boss felt guilty when Li Chi saw it, "Well, please sell this part to me, and I can increase the price!"
The boss gritted his teeth and said.
A-level parts are really very precious in the empire, basically they have a price but no market, so there is no need to worry about not being able to sell them.
Li Chi was a little surprised when he heard it. He thought the boss would not buy it or just lower the price, but he never expected that the boss would increase the price!It was beyond expectation!What's wrong with this boss, was his head kicked by a donkey today?
Li Chi didn't realize at all that the reason the boss increased the price was because he was too noble and glamorous after entering the store, which made the boss wonder what he was thinking, and was afraid that he would suddenly stop selling.
It is of course good to increase the price, and he is very eager to sell at a higher price. He does not need anything now, but the most he lacks is money. Money can make ghosts turn mills, and money is extremely useful no matter which world it is in.
The boss stretched out two fingers and said, "Add another 13, and I will pay 13. [-] is really the limit I can pay." The boss said, with a distressed expression on his face.
Li Chi was silent, he said it was the limit every time, but he could increase the price every time, boss, you are bullying me for not reading enough, don't you.
Although Li Chi was dissatisfied with the boss, he didn't make things difficult for him anymore, he just nodded and you didn't say anything.
Seeing this, the boss said: "Then the deal?"
Li Chi nodded again.
"Noon tomorrow?" The boss asked tentatively.
Li Chi nodded.
The boss let out a long sigh of relief, felt relieved, and sent Li Chi all the way out of the shop.
From the beginning to the end, Li Chi had a noble and glamorous face, with a ruthless look.
Afterwards, Li Chi logged into Shenshe again. After logging in, he was horrified to find that his stupid master had already reached level 42!He didn't even call him for secretly leveling up!
Li Chi was depressed, he was only level 22 now, a full [-] levels behind the stupid master, so how could he fight monsters with the stupid master in the future.
Wait, why did I have to fight monsters with the stupid master? Tears streaming down my face!Don't think that the stupid master is kind and amiable just because he is not angry about the noon incident!
Li Chi almost wanted to cry, almost the first thing he thought of now was his stupid master.
Before doing those things, what he thought about was whether his stupid master would allow him to do it, whether he would be angry because of it or something.
Simply...
Li Chi's game mailbox and private chat are still as hot as usual, and he was harassed by other players as soon as he went online.
Li Chi ignored them, and directly used the teleportation array to teleport himself to the level 22 dungeon, only to be surprised to find that [a beautiful little elf] was also there.
Li Chi: "..." Absolutely don't talk to him, the stupid master will get angry.
However, he ignored Mu Xi, but Mu Xi was very curious about him.
Mu Xi is also level 1 at the moment. Seeing that the pervert who has been No.[-] on the list for a long time is not there, Mu Xi goes up to talk to Li Chi.
"Hi, remember me?"
Li Chi ignored him, nonsense, of course I remembered.
"Are you really the Protoss?" Mu Xi asked.He was so curious about this. Mu Xi felt a little ashamed when he thought of being frightened for a long time because of the word "Protoss" that day. Not all of them are the same as Bi Xiao.
Li Chi nodded decisively.
That's right, we are Protoss!
In fact, he doesn't know what race his stupid master is. Would he say that he is so curious about his stupid master?
"Is Bi Xiao okay? Is he still in the Protoss?" Mu Xi continued to ask. On the one hand, he was trying to get close to Li Chi, and on the other hand, he wanted to know some information about Bi Xiao's abnormality, so that he could have a place for Bi Xiao in the future. He can hide far away.
"?" Who is Bi Xiao?I don't know it at all!Li Chi calmly sent a private message to Mu Xi.
[Private Chat] Grass Mud Horse: Who is Bi Xiao?I don't know you, sorry, can you let me go, you are blocking my way, I want to enter the copy.
Mu Xi was very surprised when he saw this sentence. As a protoss, there are still people who don't know Bi Xiao!Is this guy really a protoss!
Seeing that Li Chi ignored him and instead typed and chatted privately with him, Mu Xi simply stopped talking to Li Chi and started typing privately as well.
[Private chat] A beautiful elf: You really don't know Bi Xiao?As a protoss, how could he not know Bi Xiao.
[Private Chat] Grass Mud Horse: I'm sorry, I really don't know, I don't know whether the Bi Xiao you mentioned is round or square, so can you let me go, I want to make a copy.
It's so annoying!Get out of the way quickly!I want to make a copy!Do you have the nerve to block the door of the dungeon?It's crazy!
[Private chat] A beautiful little elf: Bi Xiao is the young master of your protoss, you don't even know your young master, are you really from the protoss?
Mu Xi felt a little speechless. He felt that he might be deceived. In fact, these two people were not protoss at all. They just came out to play games under the banner of protoss. It was really stupid to be scared by the word protoss before.
Thinking about it this way, Mu Xi felt a little angry. It's not good to say which race you are, you have to say that you are a protoss!Even if you say you are a group of evil gentlemen of the dwarves, you are better than the gods!
He really... doesn't want to meet Bi Xiao anymore, no... he doesn't even want to hear Bi Xiao's name anymore.
[Private Chat] Grass Mud Horse: Oh, maybe it’s because I just came down from the mountain and don’t know much about the outside world. I’m really a protoss. Believe it or not, can you give me a break?
Don't let me start a massacre anymore!Fuck!It's really annoying to block at the door of the copy.
just downhill...
[Private chat] A beautiful little elf: Are you learning the magic of the protoss on the mountain?Are the protoss too poor to hire a dedicated teacher?
[Private Chat] Grass Mud Horse: ...can you get out of the way...
Li Chi typed these words with special force, gnashing his teeth at the little elf blocking the door of the dungeon.
Can we still have fun playing together? It's rare to encounter such a bad thing when you go online to brush this dungeon. I'm so irritable.
[Private chat] A beautiful elf: Don't you gods don't kill?You can feel sad for a long time if you step on an ant to death, but someone will come up to play a game. Killing people in the game is also killing people. Don’t you feel uncomfortable?
As soon as Mu Xi's words were sent, Li Chi became angry.
That's none of his business!He is not a protoss at all!
Without further ado, Li Chi directly started the massacre, too lazy to talk nonsense with that guy, damn, how many times did he say give way, did that guy choose to ignore it? !Don't think elves are easy to bully, he is a miscellaneous elf, so it's scary to say it!
As soon as Li Chi started the massacre, the game id names of Li Chi and Mu Xi all became popular names. This is the rhythm of the war.
[World] Grass mud horse is my idol: wow wow wow!The masters disagreed at the entrance of the dungeon, and directly started the massacre!Come and watch!
[World] The alpaca is my father: Damn, ask for the coordinates! ! !I'm coming now! ! !
[World] Grass mud horse is my idol: Level 22 dungeon entrance, come quickly!My idol is waiting for you! !
[World] He is my dish: Who will start a massacre with whom? ? ?
[World] Lan Yan: Grass mud horse and a beautiful elf!I'm right at the door of the copy!see!Both names are in red!It's time to start the war!
[World] Your uncle: Damn, the alpaca came up this morning and just made a fuss, now it's the turn of the grass mud horse!Such a comparison!Or a beautiful elf is better!No fuss, no messing up the game!
[World] My him: 1, the alpaca is simply a fortress!
[World] Gray and white tower: 2, grass mud horse is not bad!
[World] I love you my him: 3, a beautiful elf is also very powerful!
[World] Lan Yan: These two will start a massacre, guess who will win!These two have been tied on the major lists so far!I don't even believe that it wasn't my brother who killed me!
[World] Your uncle: I bet on grass mud horses!
[World] Grass mud horse is my idol: Of course I bet on my idol!
[World] Lan Yan: I also bet it's a grass mud horse!
[World] I'm not crazy: I bet on a beautiful elf!
……
It was only at this moment that Mu Xi, who was late to start the massacre, came to his senses: "..."
"Speak up, okay, I don't want to fight with you."
Say shit! !
[Private chat] Grass mud horse: Get out of the way, let me enter the dungeon, or kill me at the door.
[Private chat] A beautiful elf: I just want to chat with you...
[Private chat] Grass mud horse: I don't want to chat with you, I just want to enter the dungeon to spawn monsters.
[Private chat] A beautiful elf: Don't be like this...
[Private Chat] Grass Mud Horse: One last time, get out of the way!
[Private chat] A beautiful little elf: You are actually an elf, right? I really just want to chat with you for a while. Aren’t you curious why your shooting results are exactly the same as mine every time? Not curious at all?Even if they are all elves, they can't be exactly the same. This is really strange. Who are you?do you have familyHow many people are in your family?Are you biological?Or... are you an elf...
Li Chi, who was planning to draw his bow and go directly, was taken aback when he saw this sentence. How could he know?
Thinking of Mu Xi's previous list results, Li Chi frowned. Could it be that a beautiful elf is really an elf?
From the novice village dungeon to the level 22 dungeon, the top three honor shooters in each dungeon are fixed.
The first is Li Chi, his stupid master.
The second is Mu Xi and Li Chi, who have always been tied.
It is strange to say that even if two people are elves, it is impossible to get the same results every time. There is also a slight gap in archery qualifications among elves. Two elves with the same level of archery are logically equal Impossible to exist.
But Li Chi and a beautiful elf did it... It's unbelievable that the two of them have exactly the same level of archery.
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