my tongue can be cute

An hour passed, and the cars behind them lined up for a few kilometers, and the three of them were trapped on the expressway, unable to advance or retreat.

Fang Yuan couldn't hold back anymore, got out of the car and went to the front to see what happened.

Seeing his gloomy expression, Ye Ranyi followed closely behind him, afraid that something might happen to him.

Just about ten meters away, I suddenly heard someone shouting behind me, "Second cousin, second cousin..."

Fang Yuan heard the voice sound familiar, but when he looked back, he saw that the person who came was smelling of alcohol, and it turned out to be his cousin, "This attire is for the bridegroom's office."

"I had lunch at my daughter-in-law's house, so I'm heading back. There was a car accident ahead, and I was about to miss the wedding. Missing the wedding will be a lifetime of bad luck." The cousin said here that the phone rang again. .

"What should I do? My parents called again to urge me. My relatives and friends are waiting at home, but the bride and groom are nowhere to be seen. Second cousin, you are a college student. Come and think of a way for me." After answering the phone, the cousin said, A look of frustration.

Fang Yuan looked at the car dragon in front of him, and helplessly spread his hands, "Even if you have a post-doctorate degree, you can't solve the problem."

At this time, the bride also got out of the car and chatted with Ye Ranyi.

Both of them were dressed in white, and they looked like sisters standing together.

The groom stomped his feet anxiously, "Mom and Dad, I really can't do it. I will carry my daughter-in-law down the highway. You ask someone to pick us up at the intersection ahead."

After finishing speaking, without looking back, he carried the man on his shoulders, stepped over the guardrail, and ran down.

The people behind shouted in unison, "I recited the wrong person, I recited the wrong person!"

My cousin was so focused on running out of time that he had already rushed down the road for more than ten meters, and he couldn't hear what everyone was saying clearly.

Suddenly, I felt someone pinch my back twice, "Are you sober? I'm your cousin."

The cousin was taken aback when he heard this, can this daughter-in-law recite the wrong words?Hastily put the person on him down, "Oh, cousin, why didn't you speak up earlier."

Ye Ranyi laughed until his stomach ached, but he didn't dare to show it in front of him, "I've been reminding you, but you don't let me down."

My cousin poured a lot of wine at noon, and I was a little confused all the time. Now Ye Ranyi woke up completely, "I misremembered my daughter-in-law, it's terrible, it's terrible, this... what should I do?"

Ye Ranyi pointed to the highway behind him, "Don't worry, don't worry, don't you think they've come down too."

The groom looked back and saw that Fang Yuan was galloping down with the bride on his back.

"Tell you to drink two cups of cat urine, but you won't listen." The bride scolded as soon as she came to her, "You don't have eyes, and you run around behind your cousin's back, and you're not afraid of her cousin's suspicions."

"I'm sorry, I'm really Zhu Bajie." The groom slapped himself repeatedly.

The grievance in his heart, how could he have thought that his cousin-in-law and the bride looked three-thirds like each other, and they were both wearing white dresses. He panicked, and he mistook her for the wrong person, causing the bride to misunderstand.

"Gao Laozhuang's Zhu Bajie didn't run around with other people's wives behind his back, did he?" The bride said that she was afraid that Fang Yuan would be angry, but in fact she was the one who was angry.

Married only once in a lifetime, and the house has not been frozen yet, the groom's officer actually ran away with other women behind his back in full view, which proved that he was not pretending to be himself at all, so how will he live in the future.

"I didn't do it on purpose, it was all caused by drinking." The groom defended.

"I think you see your true heart after drinking." The bride looked at Ye Ranyi, and she was really beautiful. She couldn't compare with her, and her jealousy became even stronger. She stretched out her hand and grabbed the groom's ear, "Who knew you would be safe?" What do you want, the idea is on my cousin."

"...I, the conscience of heaven and earth..." The groom really couldn't argue with it.

The relatives and friends who welcomed the relatives stopped laughing when they saw the young couple quarreling awkwardly, and came to persuade them one after another.

Fang Yuan also hastily smoothed things over, "The car to welcome the relatives is here, get on the car quickly, don't waste the time."

At this moment, Ye Ranyi's phone rang, "Ran Shao, Ran Shao, where are you leaving me?"

Lai Wen saw Yeranyi and Fangyuan get off the highway from a distance in the car, thought they were going to dump him, so he hurriedly called to ask.

"Come to us after Lutong, Fang Yuan and I are going to drink his cousin's wedding wine first, but we can't wait for you." Ye Ranyi hung up the phone with a smile.

The groom took the initiative to hold the bride's hand, and the bride threw it away and sat in the first row with the support of the bridesmaid.

The groom had no choice but to swallow his anger and sit beside him, for fear of causing any misunderstanding, he never dared to look back at Ye Ranyi again.

Half of the wedding party ran down the road, and four or five minibuses were crowded.

Yeranyi and Fangyuan got into the car and drove towards the groom's house.

At the wedding, Shang Heng also brought his wife and children to attend the wedding on behalf of the Fang family, and everyone sat at the same table.

Seeing Ye Ranyi, Fang Heng's wife praised Ye Ranyi repeatedly, half sincerely, half jealously, "People in the city are pretty, and they look like girls in their teens. Fangyuan, you really have a good eye."

"Sister-in-law, we haven't seen each other for two months. Ahu and Aaron have grown a head taller again." Fang Yuan patted Ahu's head, fearing that night dyed clothes would reveal his secrets, so he hurriedly took the topic away.

"Uncle, when will you get married? We want to drink your wedding wine too." The two brothers hadn't seen their second uncle for a long time, and they had been circling around behind his ass since they got off the car in Fangyuan.

My elder brother, Aaron, is 8 years old and is in the second grade of elementary school.The younger brother Ahu is 5 years old, and it is the most naughty time.

"Children are like this. I follow them every day without seeing them grow up." The sister-in-law took the hands of the two little guys, "Come here and call Auntie."

Ye Ranyi always liked children. Seeing that the two brothers were like jade carvings, loving houses and crows, she felt that they were extremely cute, so she reached out and hugged her brother Aaron.

"Let uncle..." Ye Ranyi had just said a few words, when suddenly his foot hurt, Fang Yuan stepped on it, and hurriedly changed his words, "Let your uncle be jealous, Aaron will be nice to auntie."

Fortunately, everyone's attention was not on his words, and no one noticed at all.

As soon as the younger brother Ah Hu quit, he rushed over angrily, "I want to be hugged by my aunt too."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Auntie will lead you to buy candy later." Ye Ranyi smiled, and picked up the two little guys one by one.

"I don't want to eat candy. The teacher said that eating candy will cause tooth decay. I just want my aunt to hug you." Ahu looked at Ye Ranyi with childish eyes, "You are the most beautiful aunt I have ever seen."

Ye Ranyi was taken aback, this was not the result she wanted.Unable to explain for a moment, he said awkwardly, "Ahu, mother is the most beautiful woman in the world."

"Of course my mother is prettier than my aunt, but my mother is not an aunt. My aunt is just the prettiest among them." Ahu said seriously.

All the adults around burst into laughter, and Ye Ranyi couldn't laugh or cry. He touched Ahu's little head and said, "Ahu is still smart, ah... Auntie wants to learn from you."

"It doesn't matter, the teacher said, a child who knows his mistakes and corrects them is a good child." Ahu put his little face close to Ye Ranyi's and whispered, "Auntie is a good child, I will keep it a secret for you."

Ye Ranyi nodded again and again, "Aaron, Ahu, and I are all good boys."

"Brother Aaron is not. He often bullies me and broke my toy yesterday." Ah Hu corrected with a pouted mouth.

"Brother didn't do it on purpose, I'll buy him one to accompany Ahu later, it's me on his behalf..." Ye Ranyi replied with a smile.

"No, no, I have to be responsible for what I did wrong." Before Ye Ranyi could finish speaking, Ahu covered his mouth with his small hand.

"Brother, I'm sorry, can I use my lucky money to buy one to compensate you?" Aaron blushed and apologized.

"My brother has also become a good boy." Ahu clapped his little hands, and smacked Aaron's forehead.

The two brothers hit it off with Ye Ranyi very much, and they got acquainted after a while, chatting non-stop, even ignoring their own uncle, as if they really became a family.

During the dinner, Fang Yuan was worried about his mother's illness, and he was not in the mood to eat. After finally finishing his meal, his brother and sister-in-law were about to get up when Lai Wen came along with the wedding team.

Fangyuan asked his elder brother and sister-in-law to stay with Lai Wen, and he and Yeranyi went home first, and the two children also wanted to join in the fun with them, so they followed Yeranyi into the car.

Fang Yuan's house and his cousin's house are neighboring villages, only two or three kilometers away from each other, just over a hillside.

"Auntie, look, look, our home is ahead." Ah Hu stood up excitedly, pointing to a courtyard in front of him and said loudly.

"Oh, I got it, good boy Ah Hu, sit down quickly, and be careful not to fall." Ye Ranyi felt that he had returned to his childhood.

As we got closer and closer, the small courtyard came into view clearly.

Ye Ranyi's heart couldn't help thumping, and he glanced at Fangyuan who was concentrating on driving, "You plan to let me keep pretending like this?"

"What else can we do? You have to pass our mother's level first, right?" Fang Yuan instinctively took out a cigarette, and suddenly remembered that her two nephews were also sitting in the car, sniffed the cigarette in front of her nose, and then Put it in your pocket.

After a while at the edge of the village, Yeranyi didn't feel it at first, but now at the gate of Fangyuan's house, he started to panic, seeing a public toilet at the head of the village, "Stop, let me make it easier."

Seeing Ye Ranyi get out of the car, Ah Hu chased after her, "Auntie, you haven't gotten home yet, why did you get out of the car?"

"Auntie goes to the bathroom." Ye Ranyi smiled and turned around, "Ah Hu is going too?"

"I'll lead the way for auntie." Ah Hu took his hand.

Yeranyi picked up Ahu and went to the men's room.

Ah Hu struggled and shouted, "Auntie, let me down, let me down."

Ye Ranyi quickly let go of her hand, "What, did Auntie hurt you?"

"Auntie, the women's toilet is over there, this is the men's toilet, you went to the wrong door." Ah Hu pointed at the big characters on the wall solemnly.