my tongue can be cute

There are dozens of households in the whole Fangjia Village, all with the surname Fang. It is said that the oldest old man in the village said that everyone is the descendant of Fang Xiaoru, a great Confucian in the Ming Dynasty. Now I heard that Fangyuan, the pride of Fangjia Village, married a beautiful The new daughter-in-law will formally pay her respects and get married the day after tomorrow, and the whole small village is ebullient.

This time the whole village was mobilized, all the people, old and young, went to Fangyuan's house to help with the care.

There are those who wash vegetables and carry water, those who bury pots for cooking, those who borrow tables, chairs, benches and bowls and chopsticks from various houses, and those who put up window grilles and write couplets.

Of course, there are also those who just come to join in the fun and want to see the style of the new daughter-in-law.

The two brothers, Along and Ahu, had already put on the new clothes that Yeranyi bought for them, and moved all the new toys to the yard to share with their friends.

Da Xiaoye dyed clothes and stayed at the Daling Mountain Forest Farm. This was the first time I saw such a scene of a rural wedding. Seeing that there were people inside and outside the small courtyard, I was worried about revealing my identity, so I simply hid in the house.

Early the next morning, Ye Ranyi was still asleep when she heard a knock on the door.

Opening the door, Fang Yuan was already fully dressed and standing at the door, "Hurry up and wash up, let's go shopping in the city."

Ye Ranyi rubbed his eyes, "It's still early, the shops are not open yet."

"The clothing store is opened by our cousin. We made an agreement with him last night. Let's go directly to his store to choose."

As soon as the two went out, a brand new BMW was already waiting at the door, and it was my cousin who was driving.

"Cousin, I'm really sorry about what happened last time, so don't take it to your heart." The cousin turned around and kept apologizing to Ye Ranyi.

"I'd have forgotten if you didn't tell me." Ye Ranyi was amused when he remembered what happened that day, "Speaking of which, I should thank you."

"Cousin, don't make fun of me." The cousin had a stinking look on his face.

"I'm serious, with your back, I save a lot of walking energy." Ye Ranyi explained.

"Oh, that's right. People who have seen the big world are different. They are high-end and majestic. They are not like our family. They are very jealous."

"That means people care about you."

"Biao sister-in-law can really talk." The cousin glanced at Yeranyi a few times, and couldn't help but dream.

All the good things happened to my cousin, and I can be regarded as a man with a successful career in the countryside, so why can't I meet such a good wife.

"You started to speak ill of my wife right after passing the door, be careful with your tongue." Fang Yuan handed over a pack of cigarettes.

"There are only three of us in the car, and we are all from our own family. If my wife finds out, you must be my cousin who betrayed me." The cousin shook the famous Swiss watch on his wrist, "Brothers are like brothers and daughters-in-law are like clothes .”

"What are you talking about?" Fang Yuan poked his back with his hands, "Your cousin is not clothes, but the moon."

"Don't pour me the ecstasy soup." Ye Ranyi pouted, "I am the moon, so what are you?"

"I am a little star who will always be by the moon's side."

"Hmph, I spend fifteen days a day, so forget about killing you."

My cousin's clothing store is located in the pedestrian street in the city center, which is the busiest commercial area in Yangquan. The shop covers an area of ​​about [-] square meters.

The three entered the store, which displayed foreign luxury brands such as Valentino, Armani and Dior.

"Is the rent expensive?" Ye Ranyi asked with concern.

"It costs more than 20 yuan a month. To open the store every day, the first is to work for the landlord, the second is to work for the employees, and finally it is my turn." While complaining, the cousin lit up all the lights in the store. Cousin and sister-in-law, you two serve."

"What's the name of your store? International..." Fang Yuan glanced at it when he entered, but couldn't remember clearly.

"International luxury brand store." The cousin said loudly with a proud expression, and then handed a glass of drink to Ye Ranyi, "Cousin sister-in-law, you are not afraid of high rent in the clothing industry, but you are afraid of the location."

"I see you are living a very nourishing life."

Ye Ranyi looked around the entire store environment, even in a metropolis like Guanghai, it can be regarded as first-class decoration, but he was a little impressed by him, never thought that he was three or five years younger than Fangyuan, and he could start from scratch. Having such a career is much better than being a copycat local tyrant.

Fang Yuan is a professional in the textile industry, and has had a lot of contact with people from well-known international clothing brand companies. As far as he knows, Armani has never set up a physical store in a second-tier city like Yangquan.

It was inconvenient to reveal my cousin's background, so I stared at him for a while, "Is it appropriate for brands like Armani and Dior to be crowded in a small store?"

"Appropriate, of course appropriate. This is called one-stop service. Customers are gods. Everyone has their own tastes. Let them buy what they want without leaving the store." My cousin didn't realize that Fang Yuan had already Seeing his flaws, he continued his bullshit, "I am definitely not as good as my second cousin when it comes to studying and picking up girls, but when it comes to doing business, it's not that I'm not big or young, second cousin has to learn from me."

"Be careful to blow the cowhide." Fang Yuan laughed, "Get us a set of clothes, we have a lot of things to do."

"Choose whatever you want," the cousin waved his hand in a gesture of invitation.

"This suit suits your cousin quite well. It's the same as the custom-made one. How much is it?" Ye Ranyi pointed to the dark gray Armani suit on the model.

"Don't mention money, I'm in a hurry with whoever mentions money. We are all a family, and it hurts to mention money." The cousin said proudly.

Fang Yuan was dressed so plainly, I just took this opportunity to decorate his appearance.Ye Ranyi pondered in his heart, after a while he chose two suits, two shirts and a pair of leather shoes for Fang Yuan.

"Give me a calculation of how much it will cost."

"Cousin, don't patronize the second cousin. You have to choose an outfit that matches your cousin. This is called marriage." The cousin pointed to the women's clothing area opposite, and he wanted to choose night-dyed clothes.

Yeranyi had been wearing skirts for two days, and was already exhausted. He had a headache when he saw women's clothing, and he couldn't show his secrets in front of him. He couldn't help it, so he picked out a suit and handed it to his cousin, "Let's talk first, We don’t want it if we don’t charge money.”

"This..." The cousin hesitated for a moment, then turned to look at Fangyuan.

"You can keep it as you like." Fang Yuan didn't take it seriously, thinking that this counterfeit brand name would cost a thousand bucks a set.

"I shouldn't be taking your money. Since my cousin's words are all about this. Why don't I make any money, and I will pay you according to the purchase price." The cousin opened the cash register and handed the shopping receipt to Fang Yuan said, "It would cost at least three times more than you to change someone else."

Fang Yuan took the bill and looked at it, and he was so angry that the bill was a total of 16 yuan.

Nima, this knockoff Armani suit costs a few hundred yuan at most. You can kill others, but it's on me.

Seeing Fangyuan staring at the receipt in a daze, Yeranyi snatched it up and saw that three sets of full-body clothes and shoes cost only 16 yuan. ten thousand yuan.

I didn't expect my cousin to be so loyal. Today's money is too worthwhile. Ye Ranyi was brutally slaughtered. She secretly thanked him and handed over the bank card, "There is no password."

"Wait..." Fang Yuan stopped.

"Tomorrow is your big wedding day, and this is the only time in your life." Ye Ranyi thought he was worried about money, and waved to his cousin, "Hurry up and get it done. Don't worry about your cousin, he takes money very seriously. "

Seeing that Ye Ranyi really took the wedding seriously, Fangyuan couldn't spoil his interest any more, hey, I'll settle this account with this kid later.

The cousin took the money, but he was still not satisfied in his heart, why did I become soft-hearted all of a sudden.

Among other things, just looking at the car that my cousin drove back to Fangjia Village, it was obviously a big local tyrant with a lot of money.Today's price has to be doubled anyway, 30 is the right way to kill her.Is it because the cousin is too beautiful?

Ye Ranyi didn't notice his cousin's flamboyance, and now his mind was all on Fang Yuan, "Why are you still standing there, change it quickly."

For 19 yuan, I bought something worth less than [-] yuan, and I couldn’t spit it out like I ate a fly. Although Fangyuan didn’t want to wear it,

But seeing Ye Ranyi put so much effort into it, he managed to change into it from head to toe.

"Tsk tsk, people depend on clothes and horses depend on saddles. Your cousin looks pleasing to the eye." Ye Ranyi stared at Fangyuan from head to toe, as if meeting him for the first time.

"Of course, Fudan's high-achieving students match the clothes in my store, just two words...a good match, of course, the best match is the two of you, my cousin and sister-in-law." The cousin made a profit on Fang Yuan's head. 10,000+, I am very happy, of course I said it sweetly.

"Today, you are not allowed to guard your store anymore. Be a full-time driver and accompany us to buy some electrical appliances." Fang Yuan thought that the electrical appliances at home should also be replaced. He didn't want his parents and elder brother to pay for it. In the city, I just bought it back by the way.

My cousin was trying to shirk that there was something wrong and let them take a taxi back, but Fang Yuan seemed to have seen through what was on his mind, so he pulled himself together and went all the way to the Yangquan Department Store.

Ye Ranyi was not interested in electrical appliances and the like, walked around with Fangyuan for a while, then slipped into the toilet, and opened the toilet door just after solving the problem, suddenly a loud laugh came from the next room, the voice was very familiar , must be someone I know.

Ye Ranyi was taken aback, afraid of being seen, she hastily closed the door and listened carefully to what the man was saying.