my tongue can be cute

In the blink of an eye, the next day, Ye Ranyi was called out of the sofa by Fang Yuan early, and then, led by the elders of the clan, went to the village ancestral hall to burn incense and kowtow, officially becoming a member of Fangjia Village.

At noon, my cousin had already repaired the car and brought his wife to the wedding scene.

Ye Ranyi nodded politely to his cousin's wife as a greeting.

Cousin took the opportunity to wrap his arms around Fangyuan's neck, and raised the car repair bill in his hand, "The total cost was [-]. If I hadn't supported my second cousin today, I wouldn't have paid to repair the car even if I was killed."

Ye Ranyi didn't wait for Fangyuan to answer, and said first, "I said cousin, cousin got married, did you come to collect the debt early in the morning? You should pay for the repair of the car yourself, we don't have a penny."

He deliberately raised his voice so that the people next to him could hear him clearly.

Sitting next to him was my cousin's father, and when he heard Ye Ranyi's explanation, he also pointed the finger at his cousin, "Xiaozi, anyway, you have been rich and powerful these few years, so it's okay to contribute to your cousin's wedding." It should be, there is no reason to ask your cousin to pay for the repair, if I sit in your car one day and encounter such a thing, do I have to pay you for my old bones? "

The cousin was disgraced by the criticism, and said bitterly, "Dad, cousin, I was just joking with my second cousin, you just take it seriously."

After listening to her father-in-law's words, the cousin and daughter-in-law sent all their complaints to her husband, leaned into his ear, and murmured in a low voice, "I'm worthless, so I'm retreating, and I'm your most important person. Let me tell you, if you don't get back the repair fee today, you will never touch my body for the rest of your life."

"You're making me a widow." The cousin became anxious when he heard it, and his words were incoherent, "Can't I get it back?"

When Fangyuan and Yeranyi went to other places to greet the guests, the cousin immediately got up and followed them, complaining to Fangyuan whenever he had the opportunity.

Fang Yuan also became angry, "What do you mean, are you afraid that I might run away?"

Ye Ranyi glanced at him, it seems that the suffering has not been enough, I have to find a way to clean up you again.

Just when Ahu came to the front, Ye Ranyi smiled and picked him up, "Ahu, someone bullied us, would you like to avenge your uncle?"

"Who is so courageous, let's see if I don't spank his little butt." The little guy put his hips on his hips and cried out in a lively manner.

Every time after doing something wrong, Fang Heng would always use a feather duster to spank Ah Hu's butt. In his eyes, spanking is the greatest punishment for a wrongdoer.

"Shh, keep your voice down, it's that bad uncle next to him who broke the car himself and insists on us paying him back." Ye Ranyi snarled at his cousin.

"He, isn't he the uncle who misremembered his bride a few days ago? We even went to his house as a guest. I'll draw a villain in his car later." Ahu moved his mouth to Yeranyi's ear.

The little guy did what he said, ran into his room in a flash, grabbed the brush and ink and went to the parking place at the door.

It's lunch time now, the adults are busy eating, and brother Aaron is in charge of watching the wind.

"Hmph, dare to bully my aunt, I'll tell you to play tricks." Ah Hu rolled his eyes, and drew on the BMW car for a while, then stopped suddenly, wiped off the tail, thought it was wrong, added it again, and said to himself He said to himself, "I can't remember whether the bastard has a tail or not. I'm so anxious."

Aaron waited impatiently, and leaned closer, "Whether there is one or not, just draw an egg underneath."

"Why?" Ah Hu wondered.

"A bastard without a tail lays a bastard, and a bastard with a tail is a villain."

"That's right, the bad uncle who bullies the aunt is a big villain." Ah Hu drew a big egg, and then stood up in satisfaction, clapping his hands and looking at his masterpiece.

After a while, Ye Ranyi saw the two Ahu brothers walking over with smiles on their faces, and hurriedly lowered his head and asked, "Why did you go?"

"We drew a big villain on the bad uncle's car." The two rushed to repay the credit.

Ye Ranyi saw that Ahu's hands were covered with black ink, "Hurry up and wash your little hands, it's time to eat."

The wedding ceremony in the countryside is more complicated than in the city. After dealing with relatives and friends from all walks of life, it was already past seven o'clock in the evening, and Yeranyi and Fangyuan sat down to eat a few bites.

Suddenly there was a scream from my cousin at the door, "My BMW, which bastard is sorry for me?"

Ye Ranyi almost spit out the rice when he heard it, it's you who are making trouble with yourself.

House trouble at night is the highlight of traditional weddings, and young people have already crowded the new house to the brim.

The cousin has been holding back his anger for the past two days, and deliberately wants to make Ye Ran's clothes look ugly.

"Second cousin and cousin sister-in-law are very affectionate, please ask them to perform a high mountain and flowing water show for everyone, do you agree?"

"Okay!" The onlookers cheered.

The name Gaoshan Liushui sounds very elegant, but in fact it is completely vulgar. Specifically, the groom is required to stand on a high place, take a sip of tea in his mouth, and then spit the tea into the bride's mouth. The tea cannot be splashed during the whole process.

In this way, there is at least a distance of one or two meters between the two, which one can do it.

Those who haven't finished will naturally be punished with various more unbearable actions.

The cousin poured a cup of tea with the help of wine, and brought it to Fangyuan.

Fang Yuan was about to take the cup, but his cousin withdrew it, "Wait a minute, my second cousin is a top student at Fudan, so I need to add more ingredients."

As he spoke, the cousin took out a pack of chili powder from his pocket, sprinkled half a pack into the cup, shook it, and looked at Ye Ranyi provocatively, "This will make life interesting in the future."

Fang Yuan's complexion suddenly changed a little, and he couldn't get angry, so he had to block his cousin's hand, "You're too drunk."

"Second cousin, I'm not drunk. You won't give my cousin face today, will you? If you can't do it, it's okay to admit defeat, then show it to everyone in public." The cousin widened his eyes and made a gesture. indecent gesture.

Fang Yuan flipped his wrist and easily snatched the cup from his hand.

The cousin reached out to grab it, tripped, and bumped into Yeranyi, his fingers just touched a certain part of Yeranyi.

Seeing that Fang Yuan was not feeling well, she stepped hard and pushed her cousin and daughter-in-law over.

Ye Ranyi took the opportunity to turn aside.

When the cousin touched Ye Ranyi, he obviously felt something wrong, but before he realized it, he realized that his wife was in front of him, and scratched the back of his head, "Why did you change?"

"Who is it? Other people's wives are the best, right?" The cousin's wife immediately widened her eyes.

The bystanders roared with laughter.

After finally dismissing everyone, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening.

Ye Ranyi was already exhausted enough, and fell headlong on the sofa, "My God, the curtain finally came to a successful conclusion."

"Chunxiao is worth a thousand pieces of gold, so just sleep like this." Fang Yuan turned off the light and lay down next to him.

"Go, go, what else do you want? I married you in a fake marriage for your mother's sake. Don't push yourself too far."

"What's the big deal? Do you remember how you begged me last time?" Fang Yuan stretched out her foot and rubbed it a few times.

Ye Ranyi is the best age, if Fang Yuan teases her, he immediately responds.

"Your ass is itchy." Ye Ranyi's breathing became short of breath.

Just as he was about to move further, he suddenly heard coughing from outside the door, "Mariko, go to bed early."

Ye Ranyi was suddenly covered in cold sweat, and the conversation between the two of them before dared to be heard was heard.

She was so frightened that she quickly pushed Fangyuan away, covered the bed and whispered, "Isn't your mother lying on the sick sofa? Why did she recover suddenly, and she ran out of the window in the middle of the night to supervise the work?"

Fang Yuan was also puzzled by Monk Zhang Er, and responded, "Maybe it's really a joy, my mother's illness has been cured all of a sudden."

"Are you so magical? It's not like you mother and son came together to trick me." Ye Ranyi suddenly remembered the dream that day.

"The conscience of heaven and earth, no matter what, I can't curse my mother to be sick."

After Yeran's clothes were disturbed by Fang's mother, she lost all her thoughts, tiptoed up the sofa, opened the curtains and looked outside, Fang's mother was standing in the moonlight, looking into the room on tiptoe.

Ye Ranyi's whole body trembled, it's all a fucking thing, the son is newly married, and the mother is actually peeping outside.

Although I don't have much contact with her old man, but in just a few short conversations, she is also a general and reasonable person, how could she suddenly become like this.

Ye Ranyi was puzzled, and quietly got on the sofa, "Your mother is watching outside."

Fang Yuan hurriedly got up and walked out, "Mom, your illness will be healed after all, you should hurry up and rest, it's quite cold tonight."

"You wish I could lie on the sick sofa all the time?" Fang's mother suddenly lowered her voice, biting Fang Yuan's ear and said, "Son, hurry up and find a way to eat it, you don't even know how to eat it, mother Can’t let go of this heart.”

Fang Yuan understood a little bit in his heart, and couldn't laugh or cry for a while, "It turns out that Mother's body is fine."

"Mother's body is fine, but there is something in her heart, pretending to be an important matter, don't worry about me first, you hurry up and get the matter done for me now."

Fang Yuan was both surprised and happy, happy that his mother was in good health, and surprised that if Ye Ranyi knew the truth, he didn't know what to think of himself, so he hurriedly said, "Mother, you stand outside, how can we sleep?" Got it."

"Okay, I won't disturb you. You have to remember your mother's words." Mother Fang reminded her carefully again before entering her room.

When Fang Yuan returned to the new house, Ye Ranyi asked in a low voice, "Have you left?"

"Let's go, don't worry."

Fangyuan continued to chat with Yeranyi about colorful topics, making small movements with his hands from time to time, but Yeranyi was like ice, without the slightest warmth.

Ye Ranyi thought about the weirdness in it. Although she kept silent, she didn't feel sleepy. She turned around, took off her clothes, and stuck them to Fangyuan's back, "What exactly is your mother thinking?"

"Hey, the old man wants to repay his grandson." Fang Yuan sighed.

"Then let's make it quickly." Ye Ranyi was excited again.

As soon as the head was raised, it didn't matter, and suddenly caught a glimpse of a long figure swaying behind him in the darkness.