my tongue can be cute

Murphy's Law tells us that the worst must happen.Practice is the only criterion for testing the truth, this Captain Murphy is really a great octopus king, Fang Yuan secretly complained.

No, the two girls walked down the hill towards him one after the other.

"Li Xiang, you can't see clearly in the photo, let's go down and have a look." It was Luo Feili, a reporter from Guanghai Metropolis Daily who spoke, and Li Xiang was her partner.

What, took Lao Tzu into it?Is there anything worse than this?A mouthful of sour water rose from Fangyuan's mouth, and the dark river water spit out again.

The so-called has never eaten pork, but has seen pigs run.Even if you have never seen a man when you grow up, you should know the landmarks on the man's body when he reacted. Fang Yuan accidentally made himself a pig.

The pool was seven or eight meters away from him, and it was too late to jump in after such a tossing effort, so Fang Yuan turned over on the spot and lay motionless on the ground.

Luo Feili and Li Xiang had already crept closer.Although their footsteps were very light, every step seemed to kick Fang Yuan's heart heavily, making his blood flow backwards.

"Ah, it's a naked corpse!" Li Xiang screamed, covered her eyes and crawled into Luo Feili's arms.

Luo Feili was following her with her head buried, and was almost knocked down by this blow.

Thinking of myself being two years older than Li Xiang and being her boss, no matter what I have to show a calm leadership style.Gathering his mind, he patted Li Xiang on the shoulder and said, "Don't be afraid, my sister is here..."

Before Luo Feili could finish her sentence, she caught sight of Fangyuan's glistening waist, and felt that her legs and feet were softer than her tongue, so she involuntarily hugged Li Xiang tightly.

The two hugged and did not move, Fang Yuan lay on the ground and did not dare to move.

After a few minutes, Luo Feili sneaked a glance at Li Xiang's side: "Mobile phone, call 110."

"Sister Feili, there is no signal." Li Xiang picked up the phone that fell on the ground.

"You are stupid, you can call the emergency number even if you don't have a signal."

Luo Feili grabbed the phone and dialed 110, 119, 120 one by one, but there was no sound from the receiver.

Looking at the words "emergency calls only" displayed on the screen, Luo Feili shook her head helplessly: "Nimma, isn't this cheating?"

Fang Yuan snickered secretly when he heard that, if you really got through the phone, Lao Tzu would immediately come back to life for you to see, and you would have to be accused of falsely reporting the case.

"Eh, that's not right, just now this person...was facing up to the sky." Luo Feili saw clearly the tall male symbol on the screen, and her face turned red.

Li Xiang took the phone and looked at it, and understood what was going on with the photo she just took, so she immediately turned her head away.

It turned out that the two came to the forest farm to interview the land expropriation and demolition, but they met the local hooligans hired by the Ye Group. They confiscated the recordings and interview notes, leaving only Li Xiang's cell phone hidden in his wallet, which was not found by them. .

The two dared not take the main road, and walked back along a logging path in a forest farm. Unexpectedly, they ran into Fangyuan who was sunbathing by mistake.

From a distance, they saw a white animal dangling in the grass. The two went in without knowing it, thinking they had encountered some rare animal.Out of a reporter's instinct, Li Xiang took out his mobile phone and took pictures for a while.

They never dreamed that they would meet a naked man in this wilderness, and the two of them were pointing at the fleshy mushrooms in the camera. Looking back now, it would be embarrassing to throw it into the Pacific Ocean.

"Sister Feili, what should I do?" Li Xiang pointed at Fangyuan's back.

"This person should have just died." Luo Feili bent down and picked up a wooden stick, boldly approached Fangyuan, and poked him on the back.

Fangyuan can't laugh or cry, Captain Murphy, is there anything worse than this? Can you finish it all at once, so that I can be mentally prepared.