After rebirth, the substitute just wants to sit and eat

Fu Ran raised his eyes to look at Xie Yunzhou, blinked his eyes, turned his head a few times quickly, and blurted out: "I saw a joke, it's quite funny."

Xie Yunzhou said briefly: "Speak."

Fu Ran didn't react: "Huh?"

Xie Yunzhou tapped the steering wheel with his fingers, and said, "Tell that joke."

Fu Ran didn't expect that Xie Yunzhou would ask, cold sweat broke out on his head, he swallowed, squeezed the water in his brain, and said: "Remove the highest temperature and the lowest temperature, today's weather forecast broadcast It's over."

Xie Yunzhou heard that Fu Ran didn't continue speaking for a long time after he finished speaking, he frowned slightly and said, "Continue."

Fu Ran: "...Brother Xie, didn't you realize that I just finished talking?"

"That paragraph just now was a joke you told?"

Fu Ran nodded.

Xie Yunzhou: "Your smile is really unique."

Hearing Xie Yunzhou's comments, Fu Ran nodded again and again, and echoed: "Yes, many people have praised me for my unique smile."

Xie Yunzhou glanced at the beaming Fu Ran with the end of his eyes, and said, "Really? Didn't you say before that you hate jokes and such boring things?"

Fu Ran's heart felt cold, his heart skipped a beat, and then the life-threatening mechanical sound sounded again in his mind.

'The monitoring host did not maintain the body set, and the yellow card was issued twice!Note, if there is another violation, the host will be punished! '

Fu Ran: "..."

Xie Yunzhou: "Why aren't you talking?"

Fu Ran bit all the bad words in his heart, swallowed them abruptly, smiled with the corners of his mouth pulled, and said in the only soft tone remaining: "Brother Xie, it's because you don't know me too well, I've always been like this It looks like."

Xie Yunzhou stared at the front of the car window, his expression was gloomy, and he said in a hoarse voice: "Really?"

The place where Xie Yunzhou ate was a time-honored Chinese restaurant. From a distance, you could see the huge signboard on the restaurant door. The shiny golden bold font looked very eye-catching. The car turned into the parking lot behind the restaurant from the side, and then stopped .

Xie Yunzhou reached out to pull up the handbrake, opened the car door, looked at Fu Ran who was sitting blankly, and said, "Get out of the car."

"Oh."

Fu Ran got out of the car and waited for Xie Yunzhou outside the door. Seeing Xie Yunzhou get off the car, he hurriedly followed behind Xie Yunzhou's buttocks.

"Brother Xie, are you angry?" Fu Ran asked behind Xie Yunzhou's butt in a low voice.

Xie Yunzhou glanced at Fu Ran and said, "Not angry."

"Oh," Fu Ran nodded, and asked again, "What about the kitchen in the house? Will I go back and clean it later?"

"I just asked the housekeeper to clean it." After Xie Yunzhou finished speaking, he stretched out his hand to press the bridge of his nose, frowned and said, "Now, shut up and keep quiet."

Fu Ran made an ok gesture with his fingers, and nodded to show that he understood.

Xie Yunzhou originally thought that the reason for his headache was that the people around him were too noisy, but when the other party shut up, Xie Yunzhou realized that this was not the case at all.

Walking into the private room, the waiter came to ask about the dishes with a tablet. Fu Ran looked up at the frowning Xie Yunzhou, carefully considered the personality, and then handed the tablet to Xie Yunzhou.

Xie Yunzhou pursed his lips and said, "You choose."

Fu Ran nodded, lowered his head and hooked up on the tablet.

Fu Ran's speed was very fast, and he checked out seven or eight dishes in a short while, then handed the tablet to the waiter, and sat obediently on the seat, folding his head and playing with the paper towel.

Xie Yunzhou's fingers folded in front of his lower abdomen, and he tapped the back of his hand again and again, his eyes drooping slightly, wondering what he was thinking about.

Fu Ran: '038, I think Xie Yunzhou's current state is a bit scary, he probably invited me to have my head cut off. '

038 did not speak, followed by a clear 'drip! ', the control panel jumped out, and the 100% blackening index on the blue tablet did not know when it became 99.8%.

Fu Ran looked at the control panel, and after a while, he said tremblingly: "Dare to ask, how is this 0.2 less?" '

038: 'Just after Xie Yunzhou saw the black stone you fried. '

Fu Ran: "That's sweet and sour pork ribs!" '

After Fu Ran finished correcting 038, he raised his head and looked at Xie Yunzhou with an indescribable look.

Does this guy like this type of bad food?

Xie Yunzhou raised his downcast eyes suddenly, and asked, "Why are you looking at me?"

Without thinking, Fu Ran blurted out: "Because you look good."

After Fu Ran's voice fell, the brain turned rapidly, the cold sweat broke out in the head, the ears stood up, it's over, it's over, it's over, won't it be said that my design has collapsed again!Another crash will be punished!

Xie Yunzhou twitched his lips when he heard Fu Ran's blunt words, and asked Fu Ran: "Do you like it?"

Fu Ran blinked his eyes to make sure that there was no electronic sound urging him to die in his ears. He let out a long breath, relaxed his mood instantly, and nodded: "Yes, I like it very much."

'Drip, the monitoring host didn't maintain the body and avatar, and was given three yellow card warnings!Accumulate one penalty, and the penalty will be issued within three days, starting at 12:15 and lasting for [-] minutes.Friendly reminder to the host to play carefully! '

Xie Yunzhou saw that Fu Ran's face turned pale very quickly after he finished speaking, and he looked like he was on the verge of falling, and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Fu Ran waved his hands, his lips trembled, and asked, "Brother Xie, I feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach. I'll go to the bathroom first, is that okay?"

Xie Yunzhou nodded and said, "Go."

Hearing Xie Yunzhou's words, Fu Ran left the desk and chair, turned around and went out, her strong face darkened instantly, '038, I think you should give me an explanation. '

038: 'I've said it before, you can't collapse the human design. '

Fu Ran: "Why did my last character design collapse! ?I just said that I like Xie Yunzhou. Doesn't the original owner like Xie Yunzhou? ! '

The toilet door was opened, Fu Ran slammed down the toilet lid, took the toilet paper as if to wipe off the skin of the toilet lid, looked at the clean toilet lid, and then sat on it, facing his head and pretending to be dead system, said coldly: 'Speak up, don't pretend to be dead. '

038 flashed for a moment, and then displayed a paragraph of text: "The original owner's setting, inferiority, dark selfishness, aloofness, seldom talk, dislike everyone, only envy, jealousy and possessive desire for the financial master Xie Yunzhou, not liking. '

Fu Ran cursed in a low voice and said, "You might as well not show up. Before you show up, I don't have to worry about these crap things at all." '

038: "Host, if there is no failure of the mission of the previous tasker, you have no chance of rebirth. Similarly, if you are reborn in this body, I will definitely appear. It's just a matter of time. You have to believe it. Our presence is to make this world a better place. '

Fu Ran sneered: "Then you are really great." '

038: 'Thank you for the compliment. '

Fu Ran: ...

After being speechless for a while, Fu Ran spoke again and asked, "Hey, what is this punishment?"Why within three days? '

038 quickly explained: "Host, the punishment is random, any day in the three days, you can choose to accept the punishment when you think it is appropriate, if you don't choose a time all the time, you will be forced to accept the punishment on the last day." '

This point is a bit humane, Fu Ran touched his chin, and decided to choose a night to be punished by himself.

Fu Ran touched his chin, and hissed: "Then, has there always been a test for this collapser?"If I keep collapsing, wouldn't I have to be punished every day?By the way, don't you have krypton gold in any mall? '

038: 'After the human design crashes once, it will be modified, and the program will correct itself. '

After Fu Ran heard 038's answer, he didn't speak any more. He tilted his head and thought about the message he just received for a while, and heard footsteps coming from outside the door from far to near, and they stopped nearby. Then, the toilet door was knocked Twice.