[Comprehensive] I'm super fierce!

"Break up, break up, break up..." Hayakawa Ze muttered bewilderedly on the way to school, "We must let them break up!"

Last night, I searched the Internet for "how to break up a couple", and a lot of things popped up. The most classic sentence can almost sum up all the answers - "If you want a third party to intervene, a word of advice: don't do it. That kind of immoral thing. If you want to break up with your lover, the most common reason is: personality incompatibility (from Baidu Q&A)".

Wow - obviously doing good deeds, but now I feel like a bitch, blah blah.

But there is no way, who told him to be my sister, alas~~ Hayakawa Ze, who feels that he is a mature, stable and good man, still has to seriously share the worries for Ling Yang.

As we all know, there is an associative function, so after looking for it, Hayakawa Ze's search topic changed from "how to break up a couple" to "how to dig a corner of a couple" and then "how to pursue yourself favorite boy".

Finally found a few methods, ahem, in fact, probably the same!Hayakawasawa felt a little guilty, but anyway, he was doing good deeds, so it's fine to treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor.

Number one, decorate yourself

To show your best appearance in front of the boy you like.

Hayakawaze specially sprayed hairspray for this, and also wore the most dazzling and coolest rivet shoes and blingbling earrings.The whole person feels that the aura is windy, but even the gate of Luoshan High School cannot be entered.When I walked to the door, I was stopped by the dean because I didn't return to the school discipline and hindered the school appearance.Fortunately, after Akashi Seijuro understood the situation, he fished out Hayakawasawa, washed his hair gel, and took off the earrings before putting it in.

Akashi Nisan also confiscated the pair of rivet shoes and replaced them with a pair of sneakers.

Hayakawa Ze: QAQ, I am too difficult

The first step, fail!

Step two, get a little closer

Do you want to get a little closer to his excellence, lest you not be worthy of him?

But I don't really want to be with him, besides, the time to get close to him is too long, and I don't know how much the difference in height is!ignore ignore!

Step two, skip

The third step, occasionally a little tough

Guys always like challenging things.

Hayakawa Ze has been thinking about this for a long time, what is challenging?Forget it, just ask him directly.

"What do you think is challenging?" Hayakawasawa put his hands on Mibuchi Reo's desk, trying to look very flirtatious, A, and domineering.

Although quite impolite.

"Huh?" Mibuchi Lingyang didn't care, she smiled softly, and thought seriously, "Playing basketball with the captain is very challenging! I have never won!"

Reo Mibuchi raised her eyes and looked at Hayakawasawa, her eyes unconsciously showed kindness(?), "If only I could win once!"

Hayakawa Ze orz: It's over, it's over, he's suffering from paranoia, and compared with Akashi Nisang, how could he win.Wait, hasn't Akashi Nisan always been his challenger!

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The third step, fail!

The fourth step, let him catch a cold!

You have to be hot and cold with him, indifferent, as the saying goes, what you can't get is the best!

At noon, we went to the rooftop for dinner together, and the basketball team gathered together.Isn't this a good opportunity to stay close!

Hayakawasawa picked up his lunch box, tiptoed over, picked up a piece of tempura reluctantly, and floated over slowly, "Want to eat?"

His face moved closer, Hayakawasawa blinked and blinked, "Want to eat, do you want to eat?"

Kawaii, Mibuchi Reo's eyes were red, I didn't expect that Demon King Akashi had such a cute Ododo, "Yeah!"

"I won't give it to you, hahahahahahahahaha." Swiping the tempura into his mouth, Hayakawasawa smiled unbearably, "Come on Dajuya (come hit me)!"

Then, Hayakawasawa was slipped back by Akashi with his collar and stuffed a mouthful of vegetables, "Eat well, don't make trouble,

And don't be picky eaters! "

"Hmph!" Hayakawazawa glared at Akashi in dissatisfaction while chewing vegetables, who am I doing this for?Do such sand sculpture actions.

By the way, why do boys like this?How incomprehensible are their hearts!

I seem to be a boy too, no, how can I compare with ordinary boys!I am the invincible super handsome man in the universe, hahaha

……

The last one, if the other party has a loved one, choose to give up, it is also a kind of happiness to watch from a distance!

Oh, give it up then.

Wait, no, I want to save them.

Why give up!

This damn strategy!