Twisted melon bursts sweet [e-sports]

It wasn't until the taxi drove all the way to the destination that Jin Chao remembered one thing——

Isn't the fastest way to let the driver go straight home?

Hurry up, hurry up... Are you a pig brain?

Xi Nian opened the car door, got out of the car, and asked the driver to pay the fare... But when he turned around, he found someone still sitting in the back seat, with a heartbroken look on his face that he wanted to smash the car.

"...Why don't you get out of the car?" Didn't you see that the driver had already looked back several times worriedly?

Only then did Jin Chao react, he pushed the door open and got out of the car with some frustration.

As soon as the door was closed, the taxi left the sight of the two of them at twice the speed of coming... and left a trail of exhaust fumes all over the place.

Jin Chao, who was standing next to him, was choked by the exhaust fumes, and the distraught just now was swept away, and he cursed angrily: "Driving and spraying exhaust fumes on people's faces, do you have the quality?!"

Xi Nian: "..."

Although, it seems that he just wants to stay away from us two mental patients...

The place where the two came was the largest shopping center in the center of Xijiang, which was more than 30 floors high, and the electronic products were located on the tenth to fifteenth floors. Basically, all electronic product brands in the market can be found in it. Find a counter.

After consulting at the shopping guide desk on the first floor, Jin Chao took Xi Nian straight to the first counter on the left from the elevator on the [-]th floor - it was his usual mobile phone brand.

Unlike clothing or cosmetics counters, most of the "counter sisters" in electronic product counters are young and well-shaped young boys, and the counters they come to are no exception-a woman in a standard uniform wearing a white shirt and black trousers The male shopping guide came up to him, with a standard eight-toothed smile on his face: "Two gentlemen, do you need... Huh?! Are you Winner and Death?!"

The suddenly raised tone startled the two of them, and Xi Nian even took a step back.

Noticing the reaction of the two, the male shopping guide hurriedly apologized: "Sorry, sorry! I've lost my composure...cough, what do you two need?"

After finishing speaking, he added in a low voice: "Can you sign me for a while? I am a loyal fan of the FL team! I follow every game!"

The word "Da" made Jin Chao's goosebumps goosebumps all over his body, and he turned sideways vigilantly to block the sight of the male shopping guide from looking at Xi Nian.

Xi Nian was a little speechless, not only to the shopping guide in front of him, but also to Jin Chao: "...Let's buy a mobile phone, and we'll talk about signing after we finish buying the mobile phone."

"Thank you!" The smile on the male shopping guide's face suddenly became brighter, and he turned sideways in a gesture of "please come in", "We just released a new product this month, and the sales and feedback are very good. take a look."

The area of ​​the counter is not large, and there are not many products on display. In the square four-sided showcase in the middle are this year's new models and last year's newer models. On both sides of the wall are some accessories, and the latest models are placed at the bottom of the showcase. conspicuous place.

The male shopping guide took out a prototype specially used for display from the showcase, and began to introduce: "This is our latest orange26. The system uses the same soi25 as the orange30, but it has been improved in appearance and camera, and this The product has seven colors to choose from..."

Jin Chao's brain ached from his reading, and he waved his hand: "Put down your phone and let's watch by ourselves."

Adhering to the concept of customer (xiang) supremacy, the male shopping guide obediently put the mobile phone on the table of the showcase, and then asked, "Is there anything else you two need my help for?"

"Yes," Jin Chao nodded, and said ruthlessly, "Stay away from us."

Male shopping guide: "..." An embarrassed yet polite smile.jpg

After the male shopping guide reluctantly walked away, Jin Chao breathed a sigh of relief and picked up the prototype on the table in a good mood: "Niannian, what do you think of this model?"

Since that night, Xi Nian hadn't heard these two words from Jin Chao's mouth for a long time, so he couldn't help being startled when he heard them.

"Ask you?" Jin Chao didn't hear the answer he should have, and turned his head dissatisfied, only to find that Xi Nian was staring at him in a daze... Could it be that there was something dirty on his face?Jin Chao wiped his face subconsciously, "Is there something on my face?"

Xi Nian snapped back to his senses: "...No."

"Why are you staring at me in a daze without you?" Jin Chao was puzzled.

Xi Nian didn't know how to answer, so he just showed his own unique skills—changed the subject nonchalantly: "I think this one is quite good, isn't your previous mobile phone of this brand, if you are used to it, there is no need to try new ones. brand."

As expected, Jin Chao's attention was diverted, and he said flatteredly: "So you noticed what brand of mobile phone I use..."

Xi Nian ruthlessly interrupted him before he finished speaking: "Well, I also know that the manager and coach You Shuai and you use the same brand, and Luo Gaoyang and Yu Xingxing use another brand." Nian also shrugged, "That's how good the observation skills are, there's no way."

Jin Chao: "..."

Jin Chao turned around cursingly, but happened to miss the beautiful blush on someone's earlobe.

"Hey... Which color do you think looks better?" After a while, Jin Chao who turned around asked awkwardly again.

The prototypes in the showcase are fully equipped, including the seven colors mentioned by the shopping guide. Xi Nian glanced at them and said, "The black and white ones look better." As for the other colorful colors...he said he couldn't accept it.

"Okay! Then buy a black one and a white one." Jin Chaomei replied happily.

"...Why do you buy two? Use one to look at the other?" Xi Nian looked at him with three words written brightly in his eyes - prodigal son.

"Cough," Jin Chao put his fist to his lips and cleared his throat, pretending to glance at him unintentionally, "Well, anyway, I came to buy a mobile phone today, and it happened to be a new model, so I can buy one for you too... ..." The tone was just right and casual, as if he wasn't the one who said confidently in front of the manager, "Xi Nian's mobile phone is stuck, so we need to go buy a mobile phone together."

This seems to be his first serious gift to Xi Nian. Xi Nian should be happy, right?

Moreover, the two phones of the same model have a black and white color scheme... how do they look like couple models!Tsk, I'm sure the group of single dogs in the base will be envied to death!

Jin Chao was still playing with his abacus cheerfully, but there was already a voice of rejection coming from the side:

"No need," Xi Nian pursed his lips, "I don't want to change my phone just yet."

Jin Chao: "..."

The abacus beads in his heart fell all over the floor, Jin Chao was a little out of breath, and he was also a little bit angry, but he knew that this was outside, so he lowered his voice very restrainedly: "...Can't you follow me for a while?! "

The expression on Xi Nian's face didn't fluctuate, he just lowered his eyes and said calmly, "By the way, why are you so excited?"

Jin Chao: "..." Was my head kicked by a donkey just now?What to wear?

He wiped his face, and this time his voice was very low without suppressing it: "...not by the way, it's because I saw that your phone was stuck last time, so..."

Jin Chao stopped at this point, and just added something silently in his heart - if it hadn't happened later... so many unexpected things, they would have spent the couple's money in the morning.

"So you smashed your phone as an excuse to buy me a phone?" Xi Nian looked at him with a half-smile.

A black line hung down Jin Chao's forehead: "...Am I such a prodigal? It's not because Lao Wei said something on the phone, so I smashed the phone... Tsk, so to speak, today's The bill should be sent to their DOG team."

Xi Nian thought to himself what the hell kind of coquettish operation this was, but he didn't refute: "Oh, what did he tell you? You were so angry that you smashed your phone."

"This guy actually asked us if the two of us were really fighting in the backstage bathroom of the game... Fuck! Just thinking about it makes me angry!"

Xi Nian: "..."

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Upon hearing this embarrassing topic, Xi Nian didn't want to ask any more questions, and simply turned his attention to the prototype of the showcase: "...Well, let's buy black and white ones."

As if he was afraid that Jin Chao would continue to complain about the topic just now, Xi Nian simply waved to the male shopping guide not far away: "Hello, we have chosen."

Sure enough, the male shopping guide walked over quickly, still with the standard smile on his face: "Okay, which one did you choose?"

Xi Nian pointed to the prototypes in the showcase: "One each of the latest models in black and white. Where can I pay for it?"

Xi Nian's series of operations were too fast, and Jin Chao couldn't keep up with his thinking, until he heard the word "pay" and there was a "ding" in his mind, and he immediately came back to his senses: "I, I, I ! I'll pay for it!"

It was obvious at a glance that Xi Nian wanted to refuse again, and Jin Chao quickly gave the reason: "You pay for the taxi fare, and I pay for the mobile phone, how fair it is!"

"...The taxi fare can be reimbursed by the manager." Xi Nian stared at the "mathematical genius" in front of him without a word.

"...I don't care, it's settled!"

After finishing speaking, Jin Chao took the male shopping guide and walked towards the counter regardless of the three seven twenty-one.

Xi Nian was the only one left to stay where he was... The corners of his mouth slowly raised upwards.

Perhaps, things are not as bad as he imagined, maybe after he gives an explanation, the two of them still have a chance...

Thinking of this, Xi Nian also looked forward to returning to the base.

……

It is a little troublesome to buy a mobile phone at this counter. First, you have to issue an invoice at the counter, then take the ticket to a centralized place on this floor to pay, and finally get the mobile phone with the proof of payment.

Jin Chao took the ticket to pay, and for the sake of efficiency, the male shopping guide went to the warehouse to get his mobile phone at the same time. As a result, Xi Nian was the only one left in the whole counter, which seemed extraordinarily deserted.

Bored, he took out his soon-to-retire mobile phone and opened Weibo habitually, but when he saw the number one most searched entry, his pupils shrank suddenly——