The Slave Online Dating Guide

Li Yuexi took off her earphones and was about to go out, when she turned her head and saw Xue Ding and Tang Lingchu looking at her.Xue Ding maintained the posture of drinking water, and the hand holding the water glass stopped in mid-air; Tang Lingchu had an unfathomable expression on his face.

Li Yuexi asked: "Are you cursed by a magician?"

Xue Ding was terrified: "Yue, do you know what you are doing?"

"What's wrong with me."

"Just now," Xue Ding swallowed, "you called yourself a baby."

Li Yuexi was straightforward: "What's wrong with me calling myself a baby, who can't be a baby."

Tang Lingchu worried: "Did you have some kind of hallucination? Also, who are you going to deliver water to?"

"You don't care about the baby." Li Yuexi said, "I'm going to deliver water...I'm going to a meeting."

After Li Yuexi left, Xue Ding and Tang Lingchu looked at each other.

Xue Ding said: "Do you think Yueyue was entangled by something unclean?"

Tang Lingchu: "It's hard to say. Let's observe more and find a solution if the situation is wrong."

Downstairs in the boys' dormitory, the boys who signed up for the basketball game gathered together, full of youthful vigor, and the dormitory auntie smiled.

LSP's real name is Lin Shupan, a very poetic and picturesque name, nicknamed Lao Se. Patch.As the manager of the basketball team, he explained the general situation to everyone.

"There are more people signing up for the competition this year than last year. We will first screen within the team, and finally select ten people, five main players, and five substitutes. In terms of coaching, I will ask the brothers in the sports academy for help. The personnel will confirm it. Afterwards, we train three times a week, usually in the evening, so we won’t delay everyone’s class.” Lin Shupan said, “Leaving aside the championship or something, let’s set a small goal first, let’s enter the semi-finals.”

Li Yuexi sneered: "Don't you dare to set a bigger goal? We were the top four last year, so we must be the first this year."

Lin Shupan put his arms around Li Yuexi's shoulders, and said with a smile, "Our brother Yue is still the boy he used to be, without any change. He has ambition, and I love him."

After finishing the business, Lin Shupan said to Li Yuexi alone: ​​"Brother Yue, the schoolgirl in the student union who is in charge of promoting that area—that is, my girlfriend, said that she wanted to use your photo to make a poster for the basketball game. Let me tell you Get an authorization."

There were so many similar things, Li Yuexi didn't even think about it: "Sure, tell her to use the most handsome one."

Lin Shupan's girlfriend posted pictures overnight, and the promotional picture of the basketball game was posted on the school's forum and official account the next day.After Li Yuexi saw it, she almost fell off the bed in the dormitory: "Draw the bamboo shoots, this is, the bamboo shoots on the mountain will be snatched by the LSP girlfriend!"

Tang Lingchu asked, "What's wrong?"

Li Yuexi leaned out half of her body from the bed, and showed Tang Lingchu her phone: "Look at the photos they chose!"

This photo was taken in the semi-finals of the school basketball game last year.After Li Yuexi lost, she bent down and stood on the court, with her hands on her knees, looking up at the basket, sweating profusely, and her hair and eyelashes on her forehead were soaked.

Tang Lingchu said: "It's very handsome."

Li Yuexi excitedly said: "Eyes, look at your eyes!"

Tang Lingchu held his arm: "Be careful not to fall."

Xue Ding zoomed in on the photo and looked carefully, and said, "Hahahaha, it's a bit red, but didn't you always emphasize that you weren't crying at that time?"

"I didn't cry at all!"

"Then what are you afraid of?"

Li Yuexi thumped the bed: "I'm afraid that others will think I'm crying when they see it."

Tang Lingchu asked, "Which other people are you afraid of?"

Xue Ding: "Is there even a question? Of course it's his beauty."

Li Yuexi: "..."

Xue Ding was right, he was worried that Senior Xindong would see this photo.He is a big boy, and he shed tears because he lost a game. Will the seniors find him frustrated when he finds out.

However, he remembered that Senior Xindong didn't play basketball, so he probably wouldn't see it.He could only comfort himself like this.

Tang Lingchu said: "Don't worry, your crush will only think you are handsome when she sees her, she is not good enough for you."

Li Yuexi got out of bed and said, "It's because I don't deserve him."

Xue Ding grabbed Li Yuexi's shoulder and said seriously: "You are the ceiling of our school's beauty, I don't allow you to say such things."

"If I am the ceiling of beauty, then what is he--the atmosphere of beauty?"

"You're exaggerating." Xue Ding said, "I seriously suspect that you see her as a beauty in the eye of the beholder, but others may think that's what she thinks?"

Li Yuexi said firmly: "Impossible."

Tang Lingchu said: "Yueyue, you have always been the most confident in the class, and you should also be confident emotionally. You have the capital of self-confidence."

Li Yuexi knew that his conditions were not bad, but in front of the person he liked, no matter how good he was, he felt that it was not enough.

"Anyway, he is really good-looking, you will know when you see it." Li Yuexi twitched the corners of her mouth, "I just don't know when we will see you again."

Xue Ding used an old saying to comfort him: "You still have three years to graduate..."

Li Yuexi said coolly: "It was clearly agreed to be three years, three years later and three years later, it will be almost ten years, Boss①."

Nan Xu made a trip to school.He has to go to the Chinese medicine professor who helped him see a doctor once a month, and the professor will adjust the formula of Chinese medicine according to his physical condition.

After parking the car, he checked the WeChat message Marco Po sent him.

[Pony crossing the river: [picture]]

Nan Xu looked at it for half a minute and said, "What is this?" 】

[Little Horse Crossing the River: Li Yuexi! 】

[Narrative: Why did you send me. 】

【Little Ma Crossing the River: I see you are very interested in him recently. 】

Nan Xu clicked on the picture again, and saw the boy's red eyes - junior, are you crying?

Nan Xu and the old professor made an appointment at the professor's house and specially selected a bunch of gifts.The old professor shook his head and said, "It's still the same."

Nan Xu smiled and said, "I'm satisfied with nothing serious."

While writing the prescription, the old professor said: "Your body must rest in peace, and you must not worry too much. No matter what happens, you should relax and don't think too much."

Nan Xu nodded: "Understood, thank you professor."

The old professor handed over the medicine list to the assistant, and looked at Nanxu through reading glasses: "Haven't you got a girlfriend yet?"

"……No."

"Find a girlfriend. Harmonize Yin and Yang, keep a happy mood, and it will work better than any medicine."

The old professor left Nanxu to eat at home, and let him play a few games of Go with him after the meal.It was already night when Nan Xu returned to school.

At nine o'clock, Shi Zhihuoyue sent a message on time: [Brother, get on the number! [I will carry you. jpg]]

Li Yuexi signed up first after sending the message, and returned to him after a few minutes.

[Yu You: Are you sure you have a boyfriend? 】

There is nothing certain about this.Yu asked again, did he see something?No way, he thinks his acting skills should pass the test.

Li Yuexi turned her head and saw that Zhou Lili's wig for wearing women's clothing last time was still in the dormitory.He put a wig on Xue Ding's head, then took a selfie with Xue Ding in his arms, and left gracefully.

Schrodinger:? ? ?

Li Yuexi cut off the photo so that only her Adam's apple and wig remained, and sent it to Yu You.

[Shiranui: [Picture] Look, we are super loving. 】

Nan Xu looked at it.Shiranui Huyue's head is a bit big, and there is a small mole on her boyfriend's Adam's apple.

[Yu You: We won't queue up in the future. 】

[I don't know Huoyue:? ? ? ? ? 】

[Shiranuoyue: You're joking, I don't believe it! 】

[Yu You: I'm not joking. 】

[Shiranhuoyue: What did I do wrong, my brother wants to treat me like this!Is it because of Papa Lan last time? I obviously took it with my brother's consent.Why does my brother blame me! (>—<)]

[Yu You: If your boyfriend double rowed with other girls every day, would you be angry? 】

Li Yuexi was dumbfounded.After thousands of calculations, Yu You was actually an outstanding student in the men's German class.

He substitutes himself.If it's his boyfriend and other girls who rank up in double rows every day...boyfriend, he can only substitute as the heart-beating senior.There is a girl who finds his senior to play games with him every day, and calls her brother when she has something to do——

Damn vixen!

OK, he cheated himself.

Li Yuexi said without confidence: [I reported it to my boyfriend, and he said he didn't mind, and he asked me to learn a lot from you. 】

[Yu You: I don't mind. 】

[Shiranhuoyue: Brother Ye, won't you fight the king with me in the future? QAQ]

[Yu You: Double rows are not allowed. 】

[Shiranuoyue: What about the third row or the fifth row? [Star Eyes]]

[Yu You: If your boyfriend is present, yes. 】

【I don't know Huoyue: (˙-˙)】

[Shiranui Yue: But my boyfriend is busy with the basketball game and has no time to play games recently.Do I call others the third row? 】

[Yu You: Let's talk. 】

Besides, there is hope, and to have hope is to agree.However, where would he find the third person?

He knows someone who beats the king, either in the WeChat area, or someone who is technically skilled.If he wanted to get a stable score, the third person had to be at least at the level of Xiao Ma crossing the river, otherwise he would not be as good as his solo queue.

Li Yuexi thought of Zhou Lili.Zhou Lili also has an account in the QQ area, and his rank is not low.

He found Zhou Lili, who happened to be free.In order to test whether his strength has regressed, the two first matched for a round.

Zhou Lili took Marco Polo, Li Yuexi's mid laner Shangguan Wan'er, and the jungler Han Xin.Han Xin is not on the red buff, nor is it on the blue buff, but on the line in the middle.

If she can't get food, Shangguan Wan'er has no money, so what can she use to cut people.If you want to scold, you can scold freely.

[I don't know Huoyue [Shangguan Wan'er]: I haven't reached the fourth level yet, and the jungler is so greedy? 】

[Son, who are you looking at? [Han Xin]: Dad just eats your thread, what's the matter, there are so many forced words. 】

[Shiranhuoyue [Shangguan Wan'er]: My son can eat whatever he wants, and dad will reward you. 】

Li Yuexi immediately entered Han Xin's wild area and collected more than half of his wild area.

[Son, who are you looking at? [Han Xin]: Why, there are your mother's ashes in the wild, why don't you leave? 】

The red buff is very important to Marco Polo, whether there are two heroes.Before Zhou Lili went to get it, he specially sent a [Please buff, thank you].When Han Xin saw him walking towards the red zone, the dragon stopped and jumped over, punishing and accepting Papa Hong.

[Son, who do you look at? [Han Xin]: Are you the only one worthy of being popular?Climb for me. 】

Zhou Lili: "..."

After the game, Zhou Lili said: "I haven't been to the QQ area for a long time, I was scared, and I will come back after I practice."

Li Yuexi is quite satisfied with Zhou Lili's performance: "Your skills are good, you don't need to practice specially - remember to report Han Xin who was in the game."

"Who said I want to practice skills?" Zhou Lili said, "What I want to practice is yin and yang. For example: 'Stupid', 'Master laughed', 'Can't see you are playing a group? Cataract?'."

Li Yuexi: "..."

"Before I master it, I'd better hang around in the WeChat area."

Zhou Lili probably won't be able to come back in a short time, so Li Yuexi had to ask Xiaoma to cross the river for help.

[Shiranuoyue: Brother Ma, do you have any other friends in the QQ area who don't have a fixed team?The kind that is stable. 】

[Little Ma Crossing the River: What's the matter, you still don't think it's enough to have Brother Wild King? 】

[Shiranui Yue: I think three rows are better than double rows. 】

[Little Horse Crossing the River: Then you might as well join your wild brother's team, it's full of bosses from the QQ area, and they just happen to be recruiting people to play in the team competition. 】

【Shiranui: emmmmm】

【Little Horse Crossing the River: You didn't join the team, did you? 】

No is no.But he had a very unpleasant fight with his last team, which caused him to have a shadow on the Canadian team.

[Shiranuoyue: That's fine.What is the name of the team? 】

[Pony Crossing the River: Hairline Conservation Association. 】

【I don't know Huoyue: ...】

After Li Yuexi joined the team, Xiao Ma Guohe dragged him into the team's QQ group.

[Welcome new students to enter the pit [Sahua] [Sahua], please choose one of the following three options:

1. Explosive photos (can be withdrawn)

2. Send 10 red envelopes of any amount

3. Sing no less than 15 seconds

May the hairline God bless you [Bixin][Bixin]

】

It's impossible to sing with explosive photos, and it's not a big deal if it can be solved with money.

Li Yuexi operated a wave, and an accident happened, his QQ was not bound to a bank card.Binding is quite troublesome, a lot of information needs to be filled.

[Shiranuoyue: Wait a minute, let me get a bank card first. 】

[Little Horse Crossing the River: Can't wait!Let's sing a song! [Show cute and roll]]

[Shiranui Huoyue: Ah this. 】

【Lin: Is the new girl a young lady?Welcome~[Sahua]]

[Squad leader: No red envelopes, sing! 】

Li Yuexi: ...What is the meaning of human social interaction?

[Yu You: [Gong Xi Fa Cai, good luck]]

[Yu You: It's her fault. 】

[Lin: Well, what's going on here? 】

[Squad leader: @余你, do you also know the new lady? 】

【Little Ma Crossing the River: They are more than acquaintances, old comrades in arms. 】

[Shiranhuoyue: Thank you Brother Ye, I will return it to you after I bind the bank card. 】

[Yu You: Yes. 】

Nan Xu put down the phone.A few minutes later, Shiranui Huoyue chatted with him privately.

She first repaid the money from the red envelope, and then sent a voice message, which was Li Yuexi's voice: "Hi, buddy, I am Yueyue's boyfriend. I entrusted my Yueyue family to you, please stay in the Canyon of Kings Take good care of her. As long as you can bring her to hundreds of stars, I will give you a big red envelope later."

[Shiranui: [Shake hands] [Shake hands]]

Nan Xu: "..."