The Slave Online Dating Guide

Li Yuexi has a physique that is relatively easy to get angry.

Especially in summer, if he played a game in a place without air conditioning, he would be tricked by fools. His blood pressure would rise every minute, and his eyes would dry out and his throat would start a few hours later.The only good thing is that no matter how angry he is, he will not get acne.

Li Yuexi sat on a chair, and Tang Lingchu helped him deal with his nosebleed with a wet wipe.

When Xue Ding came back from buying herbal tea, he opened the bottle cap and handed it to him: "Drink it while it's hot."

Li Yuexi turned to get herbal tea.

Tang Lingchu pressed his head: "Yueyue, don't move, your neck is also stained with blood."

Li Yuexi complained, "Why is the herbal tea hot?"

Xue Ding: "It's only effective when it's hot. What the hell did you do today? Last year, you won seven consecutive defeats and didn't see you getting so angry."

Li Yuexi said vaguely, "I ate fried chicken."

Fried chicken should not need to be carried in a big pot. He has eaten it several times without nosebleeds, and the most powerful one is the senior's stewed soup.He only ate a small bowl to become like this, the senior still had a big pot left.

Uneasy, he grabbed his phone and typed.

[Orange Right Leap: Senior,

I'm in the bedroom.And you? 】

Nan Xu vomited twice,

I vomited almost all of the fried chicken I ate at night.Stomach hurts intermittently, he frowned and fell asleep, his face was as pale as paper.

Of course, Marco Po hoped that his roommate would be healthy.

But I have to say that the war-damaged and fragile South Syria is more eye-catching than usual, and it can especially make people want to protect.

"I feel that you were born in the wrong era." Marco Po said, "If you were born in ancient times, you must be a sick beauty who will bring disaster to the country and the people."

Nan Xu closed his eyes and said, "Are you full at night? If not, drink the soup."

Marco Po asked, "Aren't you going to drink?"

Nan Xu shook his head.Although his stomach was empty, he had no appetite at all.

For an otaku like Marcopo who doesn't exercise all year round, it's just right to drink some tonic soup.

Marco Po opened the insulation box, saw the ginseng slices inside, and asked, "How much do you pay for this pot of soup?"

Nan Xu: "Eighty per mouthful."

Marcopo's eyes suddenly became pious, and he murmured while drinking: "Eighty, one hundred and sixteen, two hundred and four..."

Hearing the vibration of the mobile phone, Nan Xu opened his eyes.He saw Li Yuexi's WeChat, and said slowly: "Now boys and boys go out together, and they have to report to each other when they return to the dormitory?"

"Boys don't need to report safety. It's dangerous for a boy to be outside alone, okay?"

[Narrative: Here we are. 】

[Juyou Youyue: Senior thinks today's fried chicken is delicious?I am going to rate it on a review app. 】

Nan Xu couldn't remember the last time he ate fried food.The more inedible something is, the more it can arouse his appetite.Normally, he can restrain his appetite, but today is obviously not a normal situation.

He ate fried chicken, drank coke, and was still with the most dazzling junior in the school.Thinking about it this way, my stomach is not so uncomfortable.

[Syria: Delicious. 】

[Ju Youyue: Then I will give it a five-star praise!Let's go eat together next time. 】

Li Yuexi's throat didn't hurt so much when she saw the senior came back and said "OK".Before going to sleep, he remembered that he seemed to have some QQ messages but did not reply.

The messages are from Yu You, there are three messages in total.

[Yu You: Are you there? 】

[Yu You:. 】

[Yu You:. . . 】

[Shiranui Huoyue: Sorry, I just saw the news.Is there something wrong? 】

[Yu You: I'm fine now.If you get seriously angry, you can try barley. 】

Li Yuexi didn't expect that Yu You would still care about him.He remembered that Yu You also said in the group that he was not feeling well, so he should greet him.

[Shiranui Yue: Okay!Brother Ye should also pay attention to his body, stop eating messy things, especially those junk foods. 】

[Yu You: Good. 】

In the South Syria class, there will be two regular team building sessions every semester. From the freshman to the junior year, he did not participate in any team building.

After joining the team, he got a little acquainted with some of the king-playing classmates in his class. Lin invited him to participate in the team building, and he had already nodded, but he had a meal with his junior, and his fragile stomach couldn't be touched in a short time.

The squad leader said that the group building can eat light Cantonese cuisine. He didn't want to affect other people, so he declined on the grounds that he wanted to go home.

[Shiranuoyue: [probe] Is there anyone who wants to score [email protected], sister? 】

【Lin: The squad leader and I are out tonight, so it’s probably too late to go back.You can ask your wild brother, he should be free. 】

Of course he would ask Brother Ye, but Brother Ye refused to line up with him, so he couldn't pull a third person into the team.

[I don't know Huoyue: @余又, is Brother Ye coming? 】

[Yu You: Who else. 】

[Shiranhuoyue: You go first, and I'll find someone else. 】

As soon as Yu You entered the team, Li Yuexi immediately started the game, and the two entered the matching queue.

Nan Xu: "..."

Li Yuexi said innocently: "Ah, the hands are slipping faster."

Nan Xu: "Cancel."

Li Yuexi: "Don't, don't. Today the squad leader and Lin are not here, so I don't worry about the strength of the others. We haven't played in duo for a long time, it doesn't matter once in a while, Brother Ye~"

Thinking that Shi Zhihuoyue might be Li Yuexi's undisclosed girlfriend, Nan Xu felt complicated: "Don't act like a baby to me."

Li Yuexi was stunned: "Ah? Am I acting like a baby?" Why didn't he realize it.Could it be because he called sister too much, and unknowingly became a real sister?

It's too scary, he can't go on like this anymore, thinking that he set up the persona of Gao Leng Yujie back then.

When the two of them were talking, the system had already matched them with their opponents.Li Yuexi said: "It's your honor that I am willing to double row with you, don't be ignorant of compliments."

Nan Xu: "..."

Before entering the game, players have to confirm again.Nan Xu looked at the countdown and hesitated, and clicked to confirm at the last second.

He is not playing with his sister, but with his younger siblings.

In the glory of the king, the higher the rank, the fewer people there are.At this stage of Li Yuexi, he often matches with the same people. The tricks in the previous game forced his teammates to go to the opposite side in this round.

So when Li Yuexi saw that the ace of hearts was matched with her, she was not surprised, but just unlucky.

Heart a: "It's the sister who used Galo and Huowu c last time, what a coincidence."

Hearing the voice of Ace of Hearts, he should be about the same age as him.Li Yuexi didn't look at him, and asked Yu You: "Brother Ye, what position are you playing?"

[Yu You: You choose first, and I will make up for you. 】

Heart A smiled and said, "Lan was there last time, this game is interesting."

Li Yuexi was on the third floor, Heart A and Yu You were on the fourth and fifth floors respectively, and the first and second floors pre-selected shooters and assistants.

Heart A said: "My sister's fire dance is pleasing to the eye, let me appreciate it again, okay?"

Li Yuexi said: "No, get out." After speaking, he backhanded and preselected a little Qiao.

Heart smiled: "Okay." After finishing speaking, Zhou Yu's profile picture appeared downstairs from Xiao Qiao.

[First floor: Pay attention to lineup matching. 】

[Second floor: two mages? ? ? 】

Heart A said leisurely, "I can use Zhou Yu to place the order."

Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao are one of the sweetest CPs in the Canyon of Kings. The hero's lines are also greasy and crooked.

Li Yuexi quickly changed to Wang Zhaojun, followed by Heart A and Li Bai. These two heroes have couple skins, and they can also be counted as CP in the game.

Li Yuexi said coldly: "Man, sometimes I'm afraid I'll be too full."

Heart A: "I appreciate my sister's operation, give me a chance to get to know you."

Nan Xu faintly felt something was wrong.What does this person want to do, green his junior?

In a rage, Li Yuexi locked Wu Zetian - if you have the ability, come tease the Empress.

Heart A smiled helplessly, and chose his signature hero, King Lanling.Yu and Lu Bu placed the order.

The start was very smooth, and the opponent had to pick his feet. Li Yuexi's only threat came from his teammates.

Heart A: "Miss Huyue, if you promise to add me as a friend, I will give you Lan."

Li Yuexi: "I choose to return to the spring water."

Heart A: "Then have you followed the official activities of King of Kings? They are going to hold a women's e-sports event, and I want to form a team. Are you interested?"

Li Yuexi: "No."

Heart A: "Then are you interested in me?"

Li Yuexi: "Concentrate on hitting your kestrel, okay?"

Heart A: "Which city are you currently in? Sister, don't be afraid, I'm really a decent person."

Nan Xu said lightly: "Turn off the wheat."

Li Yuexi: "I still need to communicate with other teammates..."

Nanxu: "You can win without communicating."

Li Yuexi turned off the microphone, and the world instantly became clean.

The game ended, and Yu withdrew from the team again. One minute later, Li Yuexi received a WeChat message.

【Number: [Picture]】

The senior even took the initiative to send him a message!But what does it mean when the senior sent him a peacock that was spreading its tail?

By the way, the feathers of this peacock are so green.

[Orange Right Leap: Do you like peacocks? 】

[Narrative: It's okay. 】

Li Yuexi had an idea: [Then do you want to go to the zoo with me to see peacocks on weekends? 】

[Say:? 】