The Slave Online Dating Guide

According to the book, after ruling out all the impossibilities, the rest, no matter how impossible, is the truth—there is no such thing as a Yueyue couple, and Li Yuexi just doesn't know Huoyue.

The one who has nothing to do is called Brother Ye, and if there is something to do, he calls Brother Yewang. He does video dubbing to keep him. The school grass junior who can barely move on his back is the same person.

No wonder Li Yuexi refuses to admit that he has a girlfriend, he really doesn't have one.

Even if there is, it is himself.

From a certain point of view, only Li Yuexi's vest is lying, and Li Yuexi himself is a good student.

But why?

Nan Xu pondered for a long time, and asked, "Marcobo, how did you and Shi Zhihuoyue meet?"

Marco Po said: "I know the king."

Nan Xu: "Be more specific."

"It's been so long, how can I remember it so clearly." Marco Po said, "I just remember that time when I was just dumped, depressed and depressed, and you won't comfort me, so I can only go to the King's Palace to find a young lady. comforted."

"Then you found Leap Shiranui?"

"Yeah, we lined up together. I saw her taking Yao and asked her if she was a girl, and she said she was."

From this point of view, it was just a coincidence that Li Yuexi and Marcobo met in the ranking of the kings. They didn't know that the other party was actually their alumni.

Then, Li Yuexi would not know his three-dimensional identity.Li Yuexi used a voice changer to pretend to be a girl, and it wasn't him who lied, but Yu You.

Unlike him playing games to pass the time, Marco Po only plays games to flirt with girls.

Some students asked Marco Po to take him to fly, Marco Po always said "women stay id and men strive for self-improvement".Perhaps, Li Yuexi felt that being a girl would bring convenience to her score.

In terms of the attributes of Shiranuo Yuefen Slave, it is quite possible.

Nan Xu is angry and funny, but in the end it is more funny than angry.Li Yuexi is probably talking to him in the dormitory every night.He imagined the scene of his junior playing two roles, and finally lost his breath.

Why did Shi Zhihuoyue want to quarrel with her boyfriend?Because the little liar can't go on acting.

Regarding the true relationship between Shi Zhihuoyue and Li Yuexi, Nan Xu has always had doubts.He thought about the possibility of Li Yuexi using a voice changer to pretend to be a girl, but he couldn't find evidence, and he couldn't imagine that Li Yuexi would do this.Facts have proved that he underestimated Li Yuexi's desire for a higher score.

Based on the principle of never being suspicious and not wronging a good person, he temporarily believed Shiranhuoyue's statement until the truth came out just now.

Nan Xu suddenly felt comfortable physically and mentally, and the dark clouds that hoarded his chest and caused him chest tightness from time to time finally dissipated.

However, in order to beat this matter to death, he wanted to catch the little liar in action.

Nan Xu walked to the balcony and called the old professor of Chinese medicine.

After Li Yuexi took a shower, she typed while blowing her hair:

[Shiranui Yue: Brother Ye, I'm done taking a shower, get on the number! 】

His hair was blown, but Yu You still didn't reply to him.

[Shiranui Huoyue: Brother Ye? 】

Will Yu get on the number first without waiting for him?

Li Yuexi went online and saw that Yu was not there.The red dot on the friend application list reminds him that he has unprocessed applications, and the first one is from the ace of hearts.

[Verification information: It's fine if my sister doesn't want to join my team, can you add a friend to masturbate together? 】

Li Yuexi remembered that she had already received the temporary inner ghost task from Lin, and clicked agree, and the message of Heart A was sent over immediately.

[Heart A: Sister finally added me!Cried. 】

[Shiranuoyue: Why are you so free, don't you need to play team games? 】

[Heart A: It's not as important to have a sister as a friend in a team game. 】

[Shiranui Yue: Matchmaking is fine, but chatting is fine. 】

[Heart a: Can you only play matching?What about ranking? 】

[Shiranui Yue: Let's see your level first. 】

[Heart a: I will behave well. 】

Nanxu hung up the phone, only to see the news from Shiranhuoyue 10 minutes ago.

【Shiranuoyue: Where did Brother Ye go? Wow, how long do I have to wait. 】

[Shiranui: [picture]]

The picture is Li Yuexi's temporary photo: a skeleton sits in front of the TV, his QQ profile picture is placed on the TV, and a line of words is handwritten next to the skeleton: 500 years ago.

Nan Xu: ...

The younger brother's handwriting is beautiful, vigorous and powerful, very old-fashioned, and pleasing to the eye, but the accompanying pictures are too sloppy.Just like his people, he is a good-looking schoolboy god, but he has to take the sand sculpture route.

After Nanxu went online, he saw that Shiranuoyue was in the game, so he sent him an appointment message.

[Shiranui Yue: You are here!I'm matching the ace of hearts! 】

[Yu You:? 】

[I don't know Huoyue: By the way, spy on the military situation! 】

【Yu You:...】

[Yu You: How long will you spy on? 】

[Shiranui Yue: Immediately, I will dump him after this round is over. 】

[Yu You: No, you pull me three rows. 】

After Li Yuexi played a round, he pulled Yu into the team again.

[Heart a: Isn't it enough for my sister to have me as a wild king? 】

[Shiranuoyue: You can still take the jungler every time when you are ranked. How normal is it that the positions overlap. Sit down. 】

[Yu You: Open. 】

Li Yuexi opened the match.Heart A said: "Sister chooses first."

Our shooter chose Gongsunli, and Li Yuexi took out Da Qiao to cooperate with her in the Qiaoli combination.Da Qiao is a rhythmic support and the core of the team. In professional games, he is the support of t0.

In ordinary passers-by games and peak games, teammates do not cooperate, and it is difficult to play the due effect of Da Qiao's system.

A of Hearts saw that Shiranuoyue had locked up Da Qiao, and it took a while to find Sun Ce, but he couldn't choose if he wanted to.When I looked to the side, I was overstepped by someone.

As we all know, whether in real history or in the Canyon of Kings, Sun Ce and Da Qiao are locked official partners.

Nanxu chose Sun Ce, but it has not been confirmed for a long time.Wouldn't it be too shameless for him to do so?

...Is there anything he needs to hide from the air?

Li Yuexi saw that Yu locked Sun Ce again, and was surprised: "Brother, do you still play Sun Ce?" He had never seen Yu You played before. Sun Ce is a sewer hero in this version, and it is difficult to play.

Nan Xu: "Practice and you will be fine."

The ace of hearts couldn't get Sun Ce, so he chose Xiao Qiao as the second best.Sisterhood is greater than the sky.

Heart A: "Does my sister have a white snake? Let's get it together?"

Li Yuexi: "No."

Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao have the sister skin of Qingbai Snake, and Da Qiao and Sun Ce have the couple skin of Cat and Dog Diary.Nanxu's number is full of heroes and skins, he hesitated and chose Cat and Dog Diary.

Entering the loading interface, the heroes and skins of ten people are displayed.

Sun Ce: Diary of Cats and Dogs

Xiao Qiao: Green Snake

Big Joe: White Snake

Heart A was moved: "Sister, you...is this a living Tsundere? Woooooo so touched."

Nan Xu raised his eyebrows: "Explain?"

Li Yuexi said weakly: "My Da Qiao only has the skin of a white snake."

Nan Xu: "You don't need skin."

Li Yuexi: "How can I do it, add attributes."

There is no serious jungler in the team, so Yu You's Sun Ce can only fight.At the beginning of the game, Li Yuexi followed Heart A to the middle to help him grab the line.Heart A cleared the line and walked towards the wild area.

Li Yuexi thought he was going to help the jungler defend the blue, but he threw out a fan and almost snatched Yu You's blue buff.

[I don't know Huoyue [Big Joe]:? 】

Heart A smiled and said: "It's just a match, just play around."

Li Yuexi: "Do you make sticks?"

Next, as long as Yu went to grab someone to lead the line again, and it was too late to clear the wild area, Ace of Hearts would clear his wild area.Without the resources in the jungle, Yu could not develop at all, and his economy was only higher than that of the opponent's support.

Yu didn't say anything, Li Yuexi became irritable first: "What do you mean?"

A of Hearts said innocently: "The wilds in the wild area have not been cleared in time, should we leave it to Li Bai on the opposite side to make big moves?"

Li Yuexi: "Just you? You also deserve to touch my wild brother Ye District? It comes with a key for three yuan, do you deserve it? How many do you deserve."

Heart A: "Sister, don't scold others, you follow me and you can win."

Nan Xu dragged his perspective to Li Yuexi.White Snake Da Qiao left the development road, and really went to the middle road to find Green Snake Xiao Qiao.

I saw that Da Qiao predicted Xiao Qiao's position, and put a second skill in the grass that could teleport teammates back to the spring.Hearts a pawn line was half cleared, and somehow returned to the spring.

Li Yuexi: "Brother, I sent him back to the spring, come over and eat his soldiers! Hurry up!"

Nan Xu laughed: "Here we come."

A of Hearts froze in the spring water, listening to the girl's voice of a successful prank, she just thought it was vile and cute.

Heart A said leisurely: "Sister, I seem to really like you."

Nan Xu: "..."

Li Yuexi's goosebumps fell all over the ground: "Damn it, I'm not clean!!!"

Li Yuexi also didn't care about Gongsunli, anyway, Gongsunli would vaporize himself in the team battle, so he couldn't control it.He started to follow Yu and take the sidelines, he could eat money and push him.

If the opponent comes to grab, they can quickly return to the spring water, and it is also convenient for other teammates to push the center line.

He and Yu had grasped a little bit of the essence of Da Qiao's system, and won the round through the operation of the pawn line.

Yu You only played one round and said he was going to take a shower and go to bed.After playing outside for a day, Li Yuexi was also a little sleepy.Before going offline, A of Hearts proposed to add him to qq.In order to hide the plan, Li Yuexi agreed.

After passing through the friend, Heart A sent a photo and said: [Sister, I look like this.Are you satisfied? 】

【Shiranui: [Adult tired eyes.jpg]】

There is one thing to say, Ace of Hearts is not ugly, she looks young, like a high school student.But he always felt awkward when he looked at it, and he couldn't compare with Nan Xu's natural beauty.

Li Yuexi tried to find an adjective to describe the feeling the ace of hearts gave him, but after thinking for a long time, he couldn't think of an appropriate one.He wanted to send the photo to Lin for discussion, but he felt that it was not good, and it violated the privacy of Ace of Hearts or something.

He was struggling, Lin was bubbling in the QQ group.

[lin: [picture]]

[Lin: A photo of Heart A exploded in his qq space, let's enjoy it! 】

Well, he was struggling just now.

【Angela Stomach: emmmmm, she looks okay. 】

[Lin: Pull it down, the filter is more serious than me.And his candy-sweet expression, with "Look at me, I'm not cute" written on his face... No matter how handsome this kind of boy is, I don't like it. 】

[Shiranui Huoyue: Yes, yes, yes, yes!It's the feeling of super sweet candy!Damn sister, you are so good at describing! 】

[Angela Stomach: Lin doesn't like super sweet candies, so what kind do you like? 】

[lin: Refreshing, sporty, gentlemanly, able to achieve success in work and study with ease.To be honest, my school's school grass is my ideal type. 】

[Yu You: Lin. 】

[Lin: Huh? ? ? ?Brother Xu actually called me by name! [I'm starting to panic.jpg]]

[Yu You: I advise you to change to an ideal type. 】

[Lin: Why? 】

[Yu You: Because handsome boys are used to deceiving people. 】

[Lin: Ah this. 】

Li Yuexi didn't think there was anything wrong with Yu You's words, and skillfully said: [Hahahahaha. 】

Nanxu: Is someone still embarrassed hahaha?

A few seconds later, Li Yuexi received a private chat from Lin.

[Lin: Look at brother Xu's speech. 】

[Shiranui Huyue: I saw it, what's the matter? 】

【Lin: Don't you feel a strong resentment?It's as if he was cheated by some handsome guy for money and sex. 】

【I don't know Huoyue: (˙-˙)】

[Shiranuoyue: Is there any? 】